It's the final of the prestigious Tour Championship in Wales. Unironically one of the best events of the season so far. You can watch on ITV4 (four) or some dodgy internet stream.
>LIVE NOW!
Robertson 3 - 7 Higgins (bo19)
World Championship Qualifiers begin tomorrow!
>schedule
livescores.worldsnookerdata.com
>previous thread
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If I don't forget, I'll tell you later how it's obviously Yea Forums related.
alri. World Championship qualifiers start tomorrow.
Reminder to watch on VLC (higher quality AND less delay than the ITV hub):
45.153.35.224:8000
Neil Bobbinson
GWAN RIGGY
GWAN ROBBO
Thanks for the thread!
Aww yisss
>McManus, mcman of the people
>Yates, literal midget
Shame the qualifiers are only on the eurosport app, I miss when they used to put JUDGEMENT DAY on youtube and skip around the tables to whatever was most interesting
Tina time!
They did that last year with Kendo and Rob fucking Walker, didn’t they? Could happen again this year.
>only 2 frames completed so far tonight
If Robbo mounts a bit of a comeback we may have a long night.
Cueball on PC is unironically kino
I hope so but on wst.tv it just says eurosport app for watching the qualifiers. Fine for me because I'm a good goy who pays his eurosport tax but it would be nice for my 147 bros to be able to watch easily.
Neil needs an emergency nana
A real /147/ bro would stream it.
The Welsh love a clap don't they.
I don't know how! is it easy?
OI
GET IT RIGHT FROM A GENUINE SITE
>The Thunder... STRIKES BACK!
also, Ng is now 3-0 up against Lil Mink
Minkmates…??
ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION
ORDER TODAY AT NUMAN DOT COM
sorry lads this jigsaw is a bit shit i thought it would be easy with the well deliniated borders and faces but its fucking impossible
Yes, yes. Very good. HOWEVER..
youtu.be
DONT LET ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION MAKE YOU IMPOTENT
Are you the guy who posted this as a reply to my Yea Forums thread a few days ago lad
If I know Neil like he knows the Warcraft universe, he'll want to win six frames before John wins another two in order to become the Champion of the Tour Championship.
No worries Mr cue power
>angles will never make orgasmic noises at one of your pots
Nah I saw it on /vr/ a while ago and asked /147/ who posted it. Apparently it's well known as top kino retro vidya music.
PHIL FUCKING YATES
JDIMSA
>9-4
Alright, Higgins can't rig his way out of this win now, can he?
>9-4
Imagine how funny it would be, if he somehow lost the match, haha.
I can confirm, it's in every OST thread on Yea Forums.
Lame
Rigbot is too strong, pls nerf!!
are you the same user who posts that in every /f1/ thread as well?
If I know Nigel Robinson from New Zealand like I think I do, he'll want to win all the remaining frames.
>Nigel Robinson from New Zealand
You don't appear to know him very well. I shan't be listening to your analysis any more.
Don't make me tap the sign. Do not respond to the lameposter.
Gwan, Neil, we just had puzzlel, let us take a break.
>New Zealand
No kangaroos there. He's from Austria.
>9-4
The most dangerous lead..
Looks like you made the right call. He doesn't want to win at all.
>that rig
Higgins choking
Lamebro ensures our legitimacy on Yea Forums. Granted, he's no snooker god, but he is an essential part of /147 lore
give Neil your power
\o/ \o/
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Ctrl-V
No my power goes to John he deserves to not be the bridesmaid for once /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\
He's gaining power, keep going!
\o/! \o/! \o/! \o/! \o/!
I just live in hope that one day he will embrace snooker.. Could we forgive him for his sins?
MAXIMUM POWER UNLOCKED
It's over for Higgins
>Hong Kong's Nugguh On-Yee
And yet he was able to pronounce whatever Mink's name is. Damn it, Phil Yates.
Unga Bunga On Yee
ON-YEEEEEEEEE
A FUCKING GAS STATION
He's going to do it lads
AIYEEEEEE
Nice, sorry for Mink though.
It just keeps happening.
If I know Noel Roberts from South Africa like I think I do, he'll be feeling emboldened by the fact John Higgins is clearly unable to get over the finish line here.
>John Higgins is clearly unwilling to get over the finish line here
fixed
CAM ON JOHN
Eurosport has not transmitted this tournament. FFS Eurosport.
might get a late night scranathon from maccas
THE HOME OF SNOOKER
KUBOL
NEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL
Stop before it's too late.
Jealous. Would demolish 20 nuggets right now.
The Granite... CRACKS
Metal can't crack
Higgins called his handler during the interval who reminded him the rig is to lose the match, not win it.
GWAN JOHN FINISH HIM OFF
Yes, and you can yourselves the home of snooker despite the fact you show nothing but biathlon highlights.
a simply unprecedented miss
What the fuck is Higgins problem?
>when you're both rigging and the frame never ends
Prize money is less than 300k
my treat lad, what sauces do you want
madness
utter madness
ludicrous, even
He's had a rig
I quite enjoy Higgins refusing to win finals.
As much as I'd laugh if Riggins lost this, Neil winning would kind of ruin the puzzlel I have prepared
Ketchups and one of the sweet chili sauce pots if they look generous behind the counter. Ty my mate.
If I know Nile Rodgers from American Samoa like I think I do, he'll be telling himself, "Nate, you need to win this, or your name's not Nick Richardson from the Federated States of Micronesia."
8-9
>8-9
8-9
>8-9
8-9
>8-9
8-9
>8-9
No chance Riggins wins from here, head's absolutely gone, granite my arse he's marshmallow
CMON JOHN
Nice cinematography
nawty pocket wank right there
>aaaahhhhh what a ripper!!
John Chokeins
If John manages to choke this one I'm never watching snooker again
>'choke'
>they don't know
>red saved the kubol
Didnt Higgins lose to Robertson last year when leading by +5 frames?
FUCK YOU NEYUL
D E C I D E R
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D E C I D E R
Who could have forseen Riggins losing this?
wrote Neil Robertson on the turkish Google and the first suggestion was if he was wearing a wig
If Neil wins he owes me some of his prize money
/147/ power too stronk! \o/ \o/
He came back from 8-6 down to win 8-9 in the English Open final
John has £10,000 on John winning this 10-9
Fair play to Neil
ABSOLUTE GRANITE
Just tried in Polish, it's the same.
Imagine doubting John ‘the guvnor’ Higgins.
oh no no no
Yeah Imagine lel
>SO YOU JUST NARROWLY MISS A BALL TO GO TO POCKET AND THATS IT?
>YEAH, SIMPLE AS THAT
John will never mentally (financially) recover from this if he loses
I feel like losing 6 frames in a row is Riggins at his very best
Neil winning everything
This is vegan power
Nice to have you with us Peter
There's no better nickname in sport than Riggins.
SIMPLE
AS
THAT
OH WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE
Why do a plant like that in a deciding frame
>WHOOPS
oh nonono he is crying his eyes are red
fucks sake John all the times I've defended you from accusations of rigging I feel deceived
Make it less obvious John fucking hell
>Neil is one of snookers great optimists
mhm
If I know know John like the syndicate do, he will want Neil to win this frame quick, otherwise people will start to notice.
Are we witnessing perhaps the greatest Rig of all time?
Higgins should genuinely retire after this
"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it." - John Higgins MBE
using flash in the deciding frame?
arrest them
If—and it’s a big if—this is not the most blatant example of rigging that we’ve ever seen, then I genuinely feel sorry for Big Higs and fear for his mental well-being.
>trump takes a year (hopefully more out)
>higgins retires
>neyul wins his second world title
>meme tournament winners
what a cap to the season we could see
1 0 0 % rest success rate
Kyren's only gimmick has been BTFO
>made of some stuff, this fella
Pure, unfiltered, G-Fuel powered, weapon’s grade autism.
Fatpig Morphy seething
We're seeing the death of the sport in front of our very eyes.
Release the GRANITE
GWAN GRANITE
Higgins, you've outdone yourself tonight
They're going to interview him as well when the match ends. That's going to be uncomfortable.
>John, what the fuck? You're such a choking little bitch lmao
>Yeah, well, credit to Neil, he's a great -
>No but seriously what the fuck? That was humiliating!
>le can't win finals man.
that's what happens when you make a deal with the devil.
ROB WALKER
pathetic final frames by higgins. there's just no point in keep playing if you can't finish a match like this
>needs snookers to win the match
>instantly snookers himself
lmfao, can't make this shit up
retirement incoming
>noo, listen
For me, fuck the snooker.
Cheer up Denise, you're getting a new Spanish villa!
it's te best thing to do desu
higgins bottled it so badly
Weakmind vs strongmind
This is the mindset of someone who has cleared Hyjal and BT. You can never underestimate him
Is that Higgy's daughter, or Denise's sister? I unironically cannot tell.
>GWAN JOHN, THE BANK TRANSFER IS COMPLETE, CONGRATULATIONS
Look at Neil's face. He thinks Jiggins is going to kill himself too. Everyone's really worried he's going to hang himself with his silver medal.
I've never seen someone look so miserable about winning £150,000.
based Neil, based Rigger
post-Championship puzzlel:
jigex.com
jigex.com
>pretending to be sad for the cameras b/c john told you to whack a few grand on robertson at 9-4 up
noones buying it love
Was just about to post this pic.
Goodnight /snooker/ bros. See you next time
>next time
Tomorrow morning, innit. Nighty night lad.
nighty night Norway
Cheers lads!
See you tomorrow x
I’ll be sad when Johno retires because, unlike Jimmy, Hendry, Ronnie, etc, I doubt we’ll ever see him on television again. He’ll get on his exercise bike and cycle away into obscurity.
Great stuff. In a bit la. x
That's a good point; I can't see him ever doing punditry. He's never going to bust any jargon.
4 matches on at 9.30am tomorrow. The good stuff starts with Mink vs. Duane ‘cute sips’ Jones at 2.30pm.
how is this Yea Forums related??
>comfy tournament finished
>my week off work finished
These are dark days
Glad you asked, I nearly forgot.
It's a sleeping cat. The tournament is over and it's late, which means it's time sleep, so it's obviously Yea Forums related.
Footbits all over the table. Very disrespectful.
So that's what footbits guy has been up to for the past few months
Still can't believe the rig that took place tonight... John is truly shameless
God damn, what the actual fuck, Riggins?!
BREAKING: Snooker star Higgins found dead in hotel room
Just seen the results, how can he lose from 9-4 to 9-10 ? Did he play bad? Missed easy balls?
Robbo went into terminator mode and made good break in all the frames but Higgins did wobble and miss some easy-ish pots to let him in.
>how can he lose from 9-4 to 9-10 ?
See
See:
>MONDAY
09:30
>Zhao Jianbo v Michael Judge
>Xu Si v Michael Collumb
>Zhang Jiankang v John J Astley
>Zhang Anda v Anton Kazakov
14:30
>Alfie Burden v Robbie McGuigan
>Duane Jones v Nutcharut Wongharuthai
>Fraser Patrick v Michael White
>Aaron Hill v Liam Davies
19:30
>Lukas Kleckers v Soheil Vahedi
>Andrew Pagett v Jimmy White
>Hammad Miah v Chen Zifan
>Louis Heathcote v Ben Mertens
Slow start, but
>14:30
Mink!
>yoozhibo.com
>en6.sportplus.live
Streams for all tables seem to work. For now.
Just looking at the 1-year ranking list (thinking about doing an FAQ pastbin for the World Championship tourists) and I can't believe that McThrill is in the top 20 for the season. Seems like I've only ever seen him lose this year.
>Seems like I've only ever seen him lose this year.
The thrill of watching McGill
GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN JIMMY
>JIMMY SHITE
Who do (You) think is going to ref this year's final?
Jan hasn't done one for a few years so he could be due a go. We all know whose turn it should be though
The people's ref.
I'd like that
>Jan hasn't done one for a few years so he could be due a go.
I'd also like that.
>We all know whose turn it should be though
I'd like that VERY much. She did ref the Masters' final so who knows.
>tfw it's going to be Ben Williams
>tfw you pose for the camera but they're filming a video
We still have the World Champs to look forward to, so this may be a tad premature, but I think this is perhaps the greatest season of all time:
>Neil is playing his best ever snooker and racking up the trophies, much better than watching Judd or Rpmmie win everything
>Judd's form (haha) is pretty poor and he's still balding and clearly struggling to accept it
>John "Bridesmaid" Higgins' rigs are getting bigger and better
>Rpmmie playing amazing at times (and involved in some fantastic matches) but not consistently enough for it to just be >Rpmmiewinslol
>/areboys/ Ding and Marco Fu officially BACK
>the emergence of fren Tong
>Gilbert, Allen, Brecel, Vafaei, Zhengyi, Perry and Milkins all winning prestigious events (Blorkins reaching a couple of finals too)
>several first time event winners
Only one person missing from this joyous list and a cheeky little defence of the final tournament of the season would cap it off wonderfully.
imagine
All signs point to him having been in the hyperbolic zest chamber with Chris Henry for the last month/millenium so it's anyones guess at how he's gonna look when he rocks up to the Crucible. The most dangerous creation of any society is a man who has nothing to lose.
Not only has Neil won a tournaments he has won many matches where he had to dig deep. That match with Willo was incredible. That final frame is the only time snooker has had me screaming like a madman in my short time watching snooker
>won a tournaments
Kek not burger education this time I promise. Editing while phone posting is hard
Lovely contribution
You forgot..
>Selby redemption arc winning the WC, again!
Someone needs to talk to Judge about his wardrobe. Some stupid looking purple pleather shit only on the back?
>WDF World Championship round 2
>Snooker World Championship qualifying day 1
Discovery+ is wall to wall with jobbers today, think I might give my loopy levels a reset before I start actually paying attention to the snooker, don't want to be going fully loopy until in 12 days time.
The late night Robbo-Trump final frame decider in Milton Keynes a while back had me like that. I’ve had a real soft spot for are autistic lad since then. Hope he doesn’t bottle it at Sheffield (again).
Kek, I’ve not dared watch anything from the Lakeside yet. I’m just keeping half an eye on these WC quallies. Want to see how are Mink and are Nguh get on and the later qualifying rounds are normally kino.
GWAN MINK
Angles on the Mink match!
Mink as fuck
>she looks young doesn’t she?
Jo! No!
I am here once again asking for a Mink stream
en6.sportplus.live
did he really?
>Eurosport 1 and 2 are showing the cycling and the darts respectively even though the darts is also on quest
Truly the home of snooker
He did, but then Angles said she’s a ‘great little player’ right before she miscued so it’s laughs all round.
The pictures are even going dodgy on the Discovery+ app.
WHERE’S THE CUE BALL GOING
>vku.youku.com
I am here once again accumulating social points, so I can leave a comfy life when I finally move to China.
thanks friend, may you be blessed with many Geishas
>Geishas
me in charge of knowing the differences between Chinese and Japanese culture
dat plant
dat kubol
>that plant
Would be nice if not for the K U B O L
WHERES THE CUE BALL GOING
>stink
>that rig
Was he trying to pot? Or was it a safety?
How much nut would a Nutcharut chuck if a Nutcharut could chuck nut?
I’d chuck nut if you kn-
>User was bonked for this post.
THE MINK HAS SETTLED
GRANITE.
Minkers... it's finally our time.
Remember to stay hydrated Dwayne Jones fans.
>Dwayne's biggest contribution to snooker is having his name over a Desi cute sips webm
what a prestigious legacy
>qualifier daily ticket price
>£11+£1.60 """transaction fee""" for E-Ticket
You vill pay ze transaction fee
Why so smug?
Who would you go to see?
How did two of this morning's matches overrun? 5 hours to play 8 frames? Insane.
GWAN MAGIC MINK
Just put 500 quid on Jack Lisowski winning the Crucib Owl
>no puzzlel for Mink's interval
Pure banter merchant, Judd's gonna love hearing about that!
Jill bantering Fouldsy
files catbox moe/224320 mp4
based!
I'd like to think you've been working on finding that video for the past 20-something hours
>files catbox moe/224320 mp4
Better save and archive it. They're watching.
Fu, you coming?
What is this fashion style called?
Amazing sleuthing lad.
‘Calvin Harris Spunk Clobber’
why is the snow inside the house?
red
God, hasn't Ted put on a lot of weight there
found it in a few seconds on my hard drive haha.
Pure /kino/
Absolute STATE of me forgetting that the (prestigious) Lakeside is on!
Lel
SHE'S MAGIC
YOU KNOW-OH-OHHH
>that fluke
Can't believe what Higgins did yesterday - the ultimate rig.
>notice spelling mistake immediately after I post it
KILL ME
give me junhui ding
give me carter
give me williams
or I retire
>Matcht
still, great work! :)
I was about to post ">matcht" in reply, but now I feel bad.
Ah, the universal sign of rigging.
I-it's Metallica this time, right?
>tfw you get confirmation that £300k has been wired to your account
gimme fuel gimme fire gimme that white charizard
t-thanks for no bully (now with NO spelling mistakes....I hope)
Whew. Once, someone posted an edit of a song that sounded a lot like Fuel to me, but it was something else.
It was extremely embarrassing.
Kek, bravo lad.
Right, I'm still feeling a bit depleted from last night, but desperate times call for desperate measures. Mink urgently needs our power.
\o/ \o/ \o/ GWAN MINK \o/ \o/ \o/
She's still young... she just needs time...
>Monk
The Kneeler lost to the prestigious... Robbie McGuigan from the prestigious city of Unknown in Northern Ireland.
>Robbie McGuigan from the prestigious city of Unknown in Northern Ireland.
Always rated him 2bh
I've rated him ever since I saw Mork's tattoos
lel
What is it about snooker players and getting god awful tats?
No. Maybe next year, when I'm even more older than the rest of you.
It's Exaliftin', better known outside Yea Forums as Waving Flag by K'Naan.
Weighting for Jimmy White lads
>what do you say when you're playing tig with some prostitutes
>tig
For me, it's It.
kek
I saw that name earlier and thought it sounds like a Geordie addressing a group of women in a club. Yours is better though.
>bring wheelchair
>I'll pose as carer for free entry
top lel
>the state of today's play
That's his brother Oreet Hoes
business idea: women's snooker with a dress code like this
That's all right for the referees, but what will the players wear?
That's a man
dress gets in the way. having only a bra with a sponsor logo solves that problem
phwooaaarr
Seek help
When I saw the thumbnail, I was sure it has Shorn's face shopped.
Looks a lot like pic related.
>Looks a lot like pic related.
Why so many mistakes today? Matcht, playing tig, now this.
Pic related was supposed to be pic related.
>mfw derailed 147 with coomer posting
GWAN JIMMEH
I don't rate Jimmy.
>mistakes
>playing tig
Some people in the UK genuinely call it 'tig'.
haha Liams awful barnet
Red alert! Everyone stop what you're doing! On Mastermind on BBC2, which has just started, one of the contestants has picked the World Snooker Championship 1977-present as his specialist subject.
BBC in your asshole
Polskibro has genuinely confused me, it's tig and that's all there is to it.
Good shout, I only like mastermind when someone does a specialist subject I've any interest in.
what did he mean by this?
There's a Croatian TV channel called HRT so I wouldn't banter us about our TV networks. I'm also phoneposting and I don't know what flag you have.
I learned something new today.
Bloody hell. I got one, maybe two. I'm not loopy at all.
Obviously a regular poster on /147/
What do you call it?
>tats
he did shit. I dont understand people that choose a subject and do shit on it.
Alri lads
Not really been into snooker for many years (was massively into it when I was bout 12/13/14, from Sheffield, went to the Crucible a couple of times) and I'm just sat watching this series called Gods of Snooker on iPlayer. Any of you seen it?
Always thought it was called "tag" in every English-speaking country, but in Polish, it's "berek", which doesn't mean anything aside from the game's name.
Sounds more and more like a /147/ poster then.
Relax Ben no-one is talking about your sexy wife
alri lad. Yeah, we had a couple of threads on it when it was broadcast. I really enjoyed it as far as snooker docs go. I liked the Steve Davis sections the most, mainly because he is are lad.
He did ok, second in a semi final is anything but shit, plus choosing that specialist subject is asking for loads of "in what year" and "how many" questions. I'm always tempted to apply as the general knowledge is a piece of piss but I don't think I'm autistic enough to have one specialist subject, let alone however many you need to win the series.
What match are you lads watching tonight?
The one with commentary so I don't feel so alone
;_;
Never forget.
I couldn't find any good maps, but I found this one which illustrates the different names of the game. Oddly, other maps move the locations a bit, and there are even different names that are on some maps but not others. I always called the game It, and some maps don't mention It at all.
I'm here for Jimmy's first worlds title desu senpai
Gleggers :D
I was thinking the other day how odd it was how childhood real life memes like smutty or racist limericks and daft sayings like chinny reckon used to spread around the countrys kids pre-internet
Now that you mention IT, kids around here also called the game "masz go", which means literally "you have IT", so I guess the "it" part makes it international.
Just let it go, you'll feel better.
COME ON JIMBO
someone post THAT image
you know the one...
Odd that someone would specifically request this one, but here you go.
Zest levels rising
Mertens seems based
>6-2
post-Jimmy's career puzzlel:
jigex.com
jigex.com
just the two of us, building puzzles in the sky
kinda romantic, h-haha!
Sorry lads, couldn’t be arsed watching ol’ Jim lose again so I was watching that New Slow Horses program. Not a bad little spy thing.