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Harmer
So glad names and numbers on the backs of shirts saved test cricket
THANK YOU ICC
I think Australia are the best cricketing nation in history
Sorry, just my personal opinion
They're not awake so I can say this freely
Just say cricket
Faggot
we never sleep m8
>have a doctors appointment at 11am
>shitposting and fapping while lying in bed
I've taken to sleeping during the day.
It's pretty shit tbqhwyfam.
gonna get arranged marriage soon lads, torn up between
>1. alright looking. little darker than me (I'm quite fair). has lived all over India. alright education. shaky cooking/trad skills
>2. tradwife(expert in cooking and other trads). prettier and fairer. pretty short. graduate degree for the sake of it. small town girl
>3. wait some time
>4. wait too long and die alone
tradwife
/choice
could happen if I wait too long yes
Well I agree with the seppo and say No. 2.
inclining towards
>has lived all over india
cricket on soon bros
>No Asians
perfectly fine
>no cricket
whatever but a bitch needs to learn that men enjoy varying sports
>dog person only
yeah, no thanks. Dogs are the most cucked pet to own
you know when she says 'dog' she means a tiny rodent that screeches any time anything happens
Go for option 2. Small town with skills and ejjucation >> basedcial multicultural fan with no skills, most likely will be GAE brainwashed and end up as a Karen
Never said i liked cats either you fag
Pet owning is the most cucked thing you can do
no work today
wat
u jelly
How the fuck are we still rank one in the world in this "format"?
2.
Can somebody that isnt retarded tell me how many bonus points WA will get from this second innings pls
WA lads we're actually going to do it
doesn't matter, they're guaranteed the win from the first innings alone which is why they're still out there
apparently Hardie is a literal 150 IQ autistic savant
yeah.
ta, mate
>Victoria so desperate for wickets that they have bowled 2/3 of their side
oh nononono
true anywhere else but in India
girls there are chaste af
still better to stay away from that choice just because she might be a liberandoo
don't remember anyone asking for your opinion or inviting you to engage in the conversation
Too strong for cucktorians
It's coming home lad
Is it the small city they are playing or the low level opponent? Its not what you would call a massive crowd at these NZ ODIs.
combination of the opponent and the fact the game is being played on a work day. if they were playing Australia there would be a decent crowd
It’s Monday people at work
still can't believe Warnie's gone
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Will Young score a century?
not clicking on that link
>once again
Too big too strong.
>these two are gonna bat out the entire 50 overs and deny Rosco a chance to bat in his final game
absolute scenes
*be's the best*
Its fine lad
guy said Warnie you are looking good. You on the diet smokes?
crowd applauds
based handSCUM didn't even bother going in for a bat. weak minded defeatist attitude
Guppy will retire hurt as soon as he gets his hundred, he's cool. Not sure about Young, he might be a selfish cunt.
>The Dutch Destroyer
mad that he's batting on despite having lost several toes. very brave
>Cucktill
>Martin Guptill now has as many one day international centuries as he has fingers+toes
impressive.
will rosco?
>Off the mark in his final innings
Officially better than Bradman, but we all knew that already
Putting these poofs to the sword finally.
Being a dutch cricket fan is so exciting. Never know if they will be completely destroyed or utterly rekt or hell, maybe even a gargantuan loss
or dare I say it youtu.be
Feel bad for that seppo who keeps on pick the losing team when he bets
To be fair though Super Kings looked like they had a chance to win
>Poofart Fraud
lmao
racist and should be removed from all cricket teams and never picked ever again in any format at any level
kfc time i reckon
almost tempted to go get some for dinner
a small part of NZ cricket just died lads.
Taylor? This was his last match?
and that ends the coconuts playing cricket experiment. think we can all agree it was a failure.
actually do like Taylor a fair bit and am sad to see him go
poolapse
hmm
de grand never playing another odi homme
we really need a few wallops here, want a good total so we can afford to give Ross a bowl without risk of losing the match
this team cries out for mitchell santner
this team cries out for mark chapman
The Dutch cower in fear and awe in the midst of the the POWERFUL New Zealand Black Caps
the team cries
350 on the cards here
if Ross doesn't open the bowling I'll eat my hat
basado
we've found the next warnie, in a shed in mexico
cant rule out the possibility of warne fathering a mexican love child
There is no risk mate
>pootham
That's not world test champions, New Zealand's Black Caps™
Can't you "people" marry more than one?
why would you ever pick 1 when 2 is an option? you didn't list one positive
Don't care what you choose as long as you don't have children. Last thing this world needs is more Indians
>4. choose the cric incel path
>runrate of 24 per over
its over
how many overs will Taylor bowl?
matt henry huh
but there you have it, you're welcome
and new Zealanders
think Indians are just fine
that's life buddy
you're thinking of Muslims. he's most likely a Hindu from a traditional family...so, no
smashed the 'dle in three btw
reckon Rosco could get this guy out
Hmmm mightve got a got cocky here...
bit selfish of this old dutch guy honestly, doesn't he realise this is Ross Taylor's day?
why isn't Jamieson playing IPL!??
Always been a mad Netherlands supporter
ya same, got mates in Leiden
new Zealanders are such stinky statpadders in it, thoughts?
not him but the 1st one can work and provide more money to the table unlike the 2nd one
>statpadders
we're literally losing to the netherlands mate
Nice of the lads to let the Dutch have this one. New Zealand are the good guys of cricket and will win the story of this match
GONE
GOTTEN
GET FUCKED CLOG HOPPING WINDMILL DWELLING BITCH
FUCK OFF BACK TO GERMANY
t. good guys of cricket
netherbros.....
false alarm on that late work callout
I told you you could've supported WA in the sheffield shield
Well the start was good, thats something
I dont watch test
holy mother of based
at work lads
Do these dumb fuck euroshits know they have to score runs?
Any news on the euro t20 slam? It's been postponed like 3 times according to the wiki, should start this year but the official website hasnt been updated in a year.
cant wait for this Taylor fella to be gone from NZ cricket for good
Holy fuck lmao nice umpiring you fucking retard
matt henry lad stays winning
first class lad
SMarshbros, we're finally vindicated
What an insanely boring scoreline for a final.
simply too muscular and elite for the Victorian """attack"""
>Big Bash: won
>Marsh Cup: won
>Sheffield Shield: won
>AFL premiership: iconic Fremantle victory looms
>1444
based
CamBancroft bros, it was all worth it
Do they still have the 5th day for the final?
it was day 5
Victoria chose not to bat after the declaration since WA would win on points in the event of a draw
>Big Bash League
>Vitality Blast
>T20 Slam
>Super Smash
T20 leagues sound like Razer RGB mice
Drop the cunt for missing the hattrick
How embarrassing for you. They suck....balls
finna load up xvideos and have a vitality blast the moment I get home from work
O'Dowd I'm pretty sure is not a Dutch name
ohh You’re hard
What about Vikramjit Singh
ah i see
still a quota pick
reminder that the european countries accepted swathes of undocumented muslim invaders during the "refugee crisis" and did nothing about it
chud detector just beeped bros
first name definitely
honestly think de grandy should turn himself into a full time bowler
and?
It's over.....
We didn't, but whatever. This isn't /pol/
achievable win here
did you point it at yourself again?
Who is the intended audience of this video?
Australian/cric/ retards. They're obsessed with him
sex-havers
jorobe is based
based on what?
Ross Taylor is the best aboriginal cricket player of any team in history and that actually says more about New Zealands superiority as a nation that provides opportunities. More so than any other statistic or trophy could ever say. Australia has a long way to go to offer their first people's the same respect and admiration NZ does to their sportspeople.
>aboriginal
Always thought he was Maori... crazy.
the platonic ideal
cringe
he was Samoan or Tongan wasn't he? not Maori
think Gillespie was a bit better too xx
quality bait
samefag
all me
based freshie
Give Rossco the ball
if Ross doesn't bowl I'm not a Black Caps fan anymore
can we stop disrespecting weaker teams with this shit, its just not the kiwi way
watch a catch, incredible finish Rosco
Well at least it was entertaining. Probably gonna buy a ticket for the Windies ODI in Holland, might be comfy
you might be the first Dutchman to ever do that lad
Yeah well I hope your lot are a bit better at home by the time NZ head up there next because you just got BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Its not that bad, the family and friends of the players will be there, some expats from India and the Caribbean maybe
Oh its going to be a loss dont worry about that.
nah you never know with WI. simultaneously capable of massive wins and massive losses
>doesn't like test cricket
hold on, you guys exists on cric¿???
xir's a good dancer ngl
I wanna take a selfie with Pollard or Holder. They are based
So I'm looking at google maps and they automatically blur the faces of people that they capture. HOWEVER, the faces on advertisements aren't blurred at all. HOW do they do this?
there's one spot in galle where if you open up street view you can see alan border and brendan julian having a pint at some hotel bar
what are they talking about?
this shit is wild
Good side profile on Julian very strong features.
Wordle is NATAL
he's a handsome lad
>you didnae pick up the winged sandals
>4 or 5 trophies
why are nsw players still have cricket australia contracts?
pave
l? I'm CIA
They should make a wordle but with single letter words.
why did you post this?
white women are something else
it's funny
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thinking about buying one of these two for the office
any thoughts?
I don't think so but ok.
it's weird how many westerns came out in the 90s/00s from now acclaimed directors that just got forgotten and how they all seem to star Russell Crowe
tonight's kino: 3:10 to yuma
original or new?
both are pretty based imho senpai
new
val kilmer in tombstone was an oscar worthy performance such an underrated actor
still haven't seen tombstone
the old one is based bro i recommend a watch maybe not straight after you've watched the new one but in 6 months time
cheers lad will do
3:10 to yuma deadarse slaps fr
after having some knob admonish me for not having seen the dollars trilogy, then watching it and being bored shitless I've never touched another western again
don't see how you can find them boring
they have problems but they're very stylish and well made flicks
seen all of sam peckanwhatevers accliamed stuff, shit just make me yawn
would'nt take this to heart or anything, doubt I could name a top 5 movie list, reckon the medium just shits me
another opinon I have to disagree with
sam peckinpaw goes hard fr
all western films are yawn
simply not true. most are shithouse boomer bait but there are some genuine slappers among them
mad how reddit finds this funny
I onoy watch movies with good unique set designs. Tv showes are starting to be the same as well, i watched squid game but ended up caring more about its set design more than anything.
Westerns have the blandest set designs out by far
slogged through squid game and finished it last week or so. I have ZERO fucking clue where this acclaim came from. thought it might of got interesting with the organ harvesting plot but then that get killed off.
>set designs
unironically, you might have autism
>400g pork belly
>serves 4
yeah, going to take a fucking front-end loader to that theory coles you fat shaming bastards
400g of meat is a single serving if that
and it's keto and therefore healthy, wtf
>only eating meat
There is your problem
I am fine with that
I just find it intriguing how sets are done in ways to convey various things and set the tone at times
Also wondering how they make some of the stuff for sets as well is fun
it's 'trecunt maggoting himself into everything
drank probably twice as many kj in alcoholas I ate today.
reddit will tell you that's unhealthy
got 40 seconds into that new chili peppers album, I'll try harder tomorrow
cant stop addicted to this shindig
red hot chilli peppers literally have a song about a girl I'm semi friends with
lived with kiedis for a year
pretty sure it's like warnie; any girl on the planet would have a friend of a friend he rooted
yep fair
still reckon it's a point of interest
deceased excretamunity
The Aus W team is not only the best at cricket, but also the best looking of the bunch by far. Never has any team mogged so hard
sorry xien "george" ghroughzi but 4' isn't enough
pork belly cooking, me starving. winning combo
I thought 4 was average. This is very concerning.
not too bad for some shit you can buy a few hours ago. needs a shit load more seasoning. finna reckon I'll do a pork belly this weekend MUCH much better
last time I did Pork Belly the skin barely crackled at all, very disappointing, never used to happen with my old oven
Can't friggin wait for the county championship to start on Thursday boyos
Going to take two days off work (not as holiday - I will just refuse to do work but still collect a pay-cheque) while watching a YouTube stream of miserable cricketers playing in the cold drizzle
>tfw my county doesn't play till the 14th
Unfathomably grim, you should write a letter to the ECB to complain
little nightcap to cut through that cup of pig fat I just gulped. the pork belly was a feast too.
I've cracked the code my lads
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feel the same about the heinz baked beans tins
>ECB closing in on new ten-year deal with Sky Sports
grim
you do LA Confidential and follow it up with 8 Mile. how many more masterpieces does a director need?