Hobbs and Shaw is full of dull CG action sequences, cringey dialogue and humour, and out of place cameos. Not litty at all tbqh.
When did the Fast & Furious franchise completely jump the shark Yea Forums?
Idris Elba was surprisingly kino and the blonde made my peepee hard. Other than that it was as terrible as any FF movie
But were there fast cars in it?
They realized how out-of-touch they became, so they embraced the memes and go over-the-top.
Filtered
My sister called to warn me not to go see it. She loves EVERYTHING. Even "Driven" with Sylvester Stallone.
That's all I needed to know that this was a bad film.
Right. Years ago people were joking that eventually Toretto would fight the Transformers or go to space, but now even the writers themselves are considering it.
Added to the list of "movies women will never understand"
But it’s not even that over the top. The action sequences feel bland in comparison to other action movies we have gotten lately like the last Mission Impossible. The humour gets dull within the first 10 minutes too.
This movie reminded me of a tv show that has run out of steam so they have resorted to cheap gimmicks and celebrity cameos like Reynolds and Hart to get some buzz but ultimately does nothing
Shills spotted. This movie fucking sucked, and I regret watching it. Wasted 2 hours of my life watching shit that just made me angry to the point that I just wanted Idris Elba to shoot Dwayne and Jason in their stupid faces. It's basically capeshit without the CGI laser beams. Also it contains race-mixing propaganda. Then it gets worse then capeshit when the fucking samoans beat use clubs to beat up an army of eite operatives because their guns magically stop working, and the brown people keep talking about how they have "heart". What an absolute cheese festival.
That's not even considering the obvious fact that the whole movie could've been avoided if they had just cut her hand off.
What part of my post was shilling, retard?
The moment you tried to deflect by saying
>b-but it has fast cars in it!
Kys retard
Fast 4
I keked at the fwd hotrod truck
Driven is kino
Only the first movie is good. Everything else is shit.
Is today Opposite Day?
I shit on this film, go back to trolling The Boys threads tripfag.
With Fast and Furious
It's a fucking great action series now
definitely for the better
>Hating Tokyo Drift
Faggot
Did The Rock produce this one? Because lately all of his movies have had shitty CGI action and cringey humor. He's pandering hard to China.
How could this movie cost $200 million to make ? Where did they spend the money ?
The entire basis of the franchise after the third one was to make Sharknado but with better special effects and with cars instead of sharks...Hobbs and Shaw is another perfect installment.
yeah. The Rock is PGA-credited on this one.
>out of place cameos
your talking about gregs arent you?
Whey protein is expensive and The Rock really likes it
Hobbs & Shaw 2 when ?
When was the one where they were fighting drug dealers in Miami?
i think that was 2 fast 2 furious
I've never seen a single one of these, what the fuck is going on
Dwayne is a pussy. IRL. You can see it seeps through on screen. Even at the highest point of his wrestling career he wasn't believable as a tough guy. If Dwayne fought Jack Black in a movie it would be more believable is Black won.
Dwane is a straight to video, b movie actor who pulls A list money. He probably let Harvey and Vince Vince spitroast him.
lots of broom broom
The blond chick was hot
EJECTO SEATO CUZ
fucked up teeth
okay then
OP they jumped the shark in the second movie
>when did the Fast & Furious franchise completely jump the shark Yea Forums?
About 3 minutes into the first movie, I'd say. Easily one of, if not THE worst movie franchise in existence. If you enjoy these movies you're completely braindead, I'm sorry.
Bah That can be fixed
would the first movie have worked as a single movie
even petrol said it was originally suppost to be
You can't keep making car race and tuning movies. They get old.
SEETHING
>stars in both best and worst action movies of the last two years
Heh, nothing personal
Saw this last night. Imo pretty unrealistic that none of Hobbs's brothers died in that final battle.
>fucked up teeth
What if we ripped off Point Break but replaced surfing with car races?
It was dumb and I loved it. Great movie to get drinks before watching and laugh through with friends
Your sister sounds alright
i love these kind of movies. im cool with some foolish stuff like maybe the rock punching a missile out of the air
Wish we could get a movie just about street racing. Tokyo Drift came the closest.
I've heard it crosses over with another franchise, what was it?
I’d say 5. That was when it became more heist orientated and they started having elite hacker/ninja/fighting/safe cracking skills that weren’t relevant or mentioned previously.
2 was so bad it’s good, 4 was forgettable. 3 is obviously kino and 5 is probably the next one I watch frequently. After that it all gets avengers with cars.
He sure is. Imagine getting the payday but never the memorable roles. Poor bastard is dammed to forever live in the shadow of the great ones while being able to dine and live as they do.
Exactly, the motorcycle grab was hilarious, and as soon as they showed the tow truck you knew he was going to do the thing
I've never seen one of these shitty movies.
Fast and Furious
One step closer to La Familia vs Dark Universe and I am ready
this movie was the most redpilled thing i've seen in theater in awhile.
>villain is transhumanist techno-oligarch obsessed with media manipulation and culture control
Wasn't fast and furious 7 also about the bad guy gaining Orwellian information control?
1&2 :Classic car racing kino
3 Tokyo Drift: Still enjoyable but kinda dumb
4-7: totally forgettable
8: couldn't even reach half way before I stopped watching
>techno-oligarch
More like a techno-communist-darwinist
But yea, he literally makes fake news.
It's implied that they're both run by the same person.
How the hell were they taking hits form idris? He should killed them in one hit!!!
Hobbes 2 Shaw: right in the butthole
Every uear my job has a Summer Movie corporate event. Everyone votes on a upcoming summer movie that we go see opening day. This is the garbage my co-workers voted for. It was painful to sit through.
What's your testosterone levels?
After the first one. People actually got hurt in the car wrecks. Then they just go straight retarded. Jumping 3 buildings in dubai...
>Also it contains race-mixing propaganda.
This.
desu they should've just ended on 7 when Paul walker forgot to turn on his blinker