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Found it, for anyone else interested
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What lgbt elements
Are you joking? The part where Thanos goes back in time and sucks his past selfs dick was pretty hard to forget.
>wegotthiscovered.com
They got nothing else to write about huh
The fag at the support group at the beginning.
very based
gamers don't like the women because they don't have teh sex BD
What do they mean remove? Like CGI remove or scenes removed?
>- Absolutely no Brie Larson, neither in the beginning nor in the finale. Hence Anti-Cheese. (Get it?)
>- Most quips edited out to give more consistent serious tone, e.g. Fortnite, Dab, America's ass, empty gauntlet snap etc.
>- Stan Lee themed Marvel intro from Captain Marvel. This should obviously have been the movie to have it in the first place.
>- No Hawkeye training his daughter. Young women should learn skills to become good wives and mothers and leave the fighting to men.
>- No women leader conference, no gay support group talk, ...
>- Moping/Dialogue/Filler in first act severely reduced, time travel happens after 30 minutes.
>- Any science babble that isn't necessary to understand the story is gone. Nothing takes you out of a movie quite like pseudo-science.
>- Tony doesn't ask his wife's permission to save the universe.
>- Female sorceress gets scared of Hulk and just gives him the stone. Their talk was a giant plothole anyway. No Nebula-Wifi. She gets kidnapped and they read her memory. Tony doesn't meet his dad, Thor doesn't meet his mom, it's pointless.
>- No Thor being told he can't wield the gauntlet. Hulk just says he will do it. Thor's whining reduced. Sadly he's unsalvageable in general, but I did the best to make him more dignified.
>- Black Panther isn't the first revived Avenger to arrive and gets a bit less time, he's really not that important. No Wakanda apechant.
>- Women in final battle severely reduced. They should be at home taking care of their kids. In particular Pepper has no business being there. Does she want her daughter to become an orphan? Wanda's final battle scene is gone. Made everyone else look useless. No Quill getting kicked in his balls for no reason. No Tony dying in Pepper's arms (she isn't there)
>- Valkyrie barely in it, doesn't become queen.
>- Less kitchen psychology, e.g. "she knows. they all do.".
>- Many little fixes, tightenings, rescored parts and cuts of unnecessary stuff. Other stuff as well
>women leader conference
Were Rhodey and Rocket women too?
Sucking your own dick isn't gay though, it's masturbation.
>cut out all the talky bits for more action
This is your brain on disney
Sounds great, I'll take 10.
Sad thing is the movie is better for it, can't count the times I've had my immersion broken because of the shit dialogue or forced pandering bullshit.
>brain on Disney
>makes a "Straight White Male" cut
Does not compute.
>>- No Hawkeye training his daughter. Young women should learn skills to become good wives and mothers and leave the fighting to men.
>Not wanting a qt archer gf
>>- Black Panther isn't the first revived Avenger to arrive and gets a bit less time, he's really not that important. No Wakanda apechant.
Blatantly racist.
These are the same people that love Avatar, Alita, and Nolan's movies because of the action, but pretend it's because of the plot that isn't there.
Not that I'm defending the shitty quipfest that these movies are, but that if you hate dialog you should go watch Exploding Varmints and stay off Yea Forums.
>- Farmer Thanos scene now 90% of the film
The part where Cap is trying to help people cope with grief and a fag shows up talking about every single man has had the time of his life, so Cap decides to travel back in time to the 1950s to engage in copious monogamous, heterosexual sex in a time free of open ass bandits.
kino
Most of these are just annoying or bad jokes, nothing too stupid except:
>Pepper has no business being there.
This was the dumbest part of the whole movie (next to captain marvel dues ex machina twice), I know she "had" to be there to comfort Tony when he dies but wtf?? Why is she fighting?
This is true if you were literally sucking your own dick. However if you were sucking your clone's dick, that would be gay as it is a distinct entity from yourself
the issues with endgame's dialogue is how bad it is. not that its there at all.
also no one actually likes alita outside of the mentally ill and/or retarded. avatar's dialogue worked pretty well and the character concepts were solid.
If you're not blatantly racist you're blatantly a retard.
Kill yourself and make sure to take some niggers with you
>3 hour movie becomes 1 hour and 25 minutes
literally half the movie is wam*n and fags? wtf
>Why is she fighting?
You really think its weird that a woman might actually want to help in a fight against someone who has already managed to wipe out half the universe once?
>no women
>blue robo girl 2 minutes in
DROPPED
>no Wakanda apechant
I don't care who you are, if 100s of warriors chanting yibambe doesn't get you hyped, you're subhuman.
wtf how can somebody be SO SICK??
This man is literally Hitler
If you watch the edit, you’ll be amazed how much programming the jews sneak into these movies. You don’t even consciously recognize it anymore
When did she train to fight and use the suit?, in fact when did any of the fuckers who used the suits ever did?, remember when Tony first tried to fly?, remember Warmachine, but no, now all the fuckers just put it on and bam it's ironman with different colors and maybe boobies, ffs he said the suit was a gift and work in progress and he doesn't even finish or give it to Piper on screen.
Pepper was in his suit multiple times in Ironman 3. I assume that because he's working with literal nanomachines, it's a bit more sophisticated and intuitive now.
I didn't register that it was supposed to be pepper in the suit at all. I had to exert effort to make that connection, as she looked absolutely terrible and completely unlike anyone that could even vaguely resemble gwyneth paltrow. even worse is how she seemed to age 10 years between the beginning of the movie and the end.
>All those elements of closure, character moments, & introspective dialogue all cut out for more punchy punchy fighty fighty
Weaponized, short attention span white autism at its finest lol
The only problem with this was that there were no scenes about this beforehand. If you would just cut back on the fucking jokeyjokes, and throw in one or two small scenes here and there to help give context as to how Pepper and The Wasp ariived at the battle despite previously having no relation to them at all, it would be much more palatable. I mean she's been with Tony for so long you can assume she's tried a few things here and there, but there's still no verbal confirmation of it. I imagine they had written scenes to explain the things that didn't make sense but cut them out in the end. If only they put less priority on the fucking jokes and more on shit like that, would have been better.
>he didn’t understand the movie
Not racist, Panther just shouldn’t have been the first person out of the portal. He has next to no relationship with cap, iron man, or thor.
Should’ve been Winter Soldier, Pepper, Spiderman, etc before BP
>fan edit
That was uploaded by Disney. Wokeback Mountain keeps getting higher and higher.
desu the two movies needed to be made into a trilogy, IW was decent, but Endgame is bad, and not objectively, it feels rushed as fuck, and very lacking in explanations, character development, and interactions, you're just meant to turn off your brain and accept shit as it is, in a 3 hour long fucking movie.
But it's clear they just wanted to get that shit off their hands and move on.
you have faceblindness and can only tell it's meant to be her from how she usually dresses and other contextual cues, you probably literally have autism
incels are so cringe
>When did she train to fight and use the suit?
We've seen her use the Tony's suits before. As in, we've seen her use suits that Tony didn't even design for her to use. He's basically made these things so that almost anybody can use with little or no training, a lot of the systems are entirely automatic. But even so, she's Tony Stark's wife. Why wouldn't she occasionally train in how to use these suits? But also, why do you need to be shown that in order to figure that out? The fact that we're shown her being able to use them should be enough to inform us of the fact that she knows how to use these things.
>now all the fuckers just put it on and bam it's ironman with different colors
Besides Banner and Parker, I don't know anyone else who has used these suits. Banner used hulkbuster which is literally just a giant power armor suit that smashes things. It doesn't fly, it doesn't have guns on it. Would it really be that hard to use? Meanwhile Parker is shown to struggle with certain things about the suit he's given but its also shown that it isn't really hard to figure out how to use these things.
>closure
>character moments
>introspective dialogue
>capeshit
Jesus fucking Christ, grow up.
>if you can't recognize gwyneth paltrow when she looks like a 50 year old dyke you have faceblindness/autism
yikes
>character moments, & introspective dialogue
>capeshit
Oh yeah because that disney™ dialogue sure is insightful isan't it?
You can cut the entire movie down to 0 minutes by not watching this garbage.
Indeed indeed. If the movie didn't have any of those elements I just listed, you crybaby autists would be spamming threads saying the movie was full of "loose ends" that weren't addressed in the movie that was the finale of a saga.
>Muh capeshit is bad
What an NPC thing to say lol
>throw in one or two small scenes here and there to help give context as to how Pepper and The Wasp ariived at the battle despite previously having no relation to them at all
There's enough context in the films already to explain it. But I can break it down for you.
In Doctor Strange we learn that one of the most basic skills that he and his fellows learn is how to use sling rings that open portals and that there are a lot of guys around that use these things.
Then in Infinity War Doctor Strange literally looks into the future and figures out exactly what to do in order to make sure that Thanos doesn't win.
In Endgame he is unsnapped and is able to impliment that plan.
We don't need to know all of the stuff that went down between the moment of the unsnap and their arrival. Doctor Strange most likely just went back to Earth and talked to his wizard friends and who to find and where and when to all assemble at Avenger HQ.
Seriously, is this literally too complicated for you?
>reads like fucking plato
holy shit based
Really the special effects are the only thing salvageable in the movie, so I'm not sure why you're surprised to see a cut of all the action sequences strung back to back with as little tired marvel(tm) quippy witticisms as possible.
This objectively makes the movie worse. Hawkeye training his daughter and picnicing with his family establishes how much he loves his family and shows that he's trying to pass on his skills to the next generation.
>No women leader conference, no gay support group talk
What's wrong with female leaders or a throwaway gay line?
Tony and Thor talking to their parents gives them greater resolve to finish the task and have self-confidence. Especially since Tony has had daddy issues wrt Howard since at least Iron Man 2 and he's got a kid of his own so it's a father-to-father talk as well as a father-to-son talk.
Basically the incel edit took out 60% of the emotionally resonant moments so there can be more grimdark edgy action. That which we would call soi by any other name would smell as sweet.
>so I'm not sure why you're surprised....
I'm not lol, it's clear the edit was made by the type of autist that has to pause the movie & pace around the room anytime he sees something on the screen that gives him discomfort. Which happens to be any kind of character interaction that isn't punchy punch fighty fighty
>>- Any science babble that isn't necessary to understand the story is gone. Nothing takes you out of a movie quite like pseudo-science.
absolutely agree with this one.
Really at this point you're just insisting that the person who made this edit has some kind of mental defect for not like a mediocre movie and posting laughing niggers to pretend you're not utterly butthurt about this for God knows why. It's just a shitty reedit of a shitty movie. Try to keep a lid on the black fragility, Tyrone.
Some moments are necessary for character dev, like the Hawkeye daughter thing you mentioned, even tho he has sons but maybe they like running around smelling roses and the daughter likes shooting so whatever.
But some other moments are just pure cringe virtue signaling and trying to get good goy points, don't tell me the cap meeting where the gay dude talks about his partner wasn't forced or the movie wouldn't be better without it, or all the techno babble bullshit that bums you out more than it explains anything, the Captain Marvel scenes, the womyn strokn token shot where all the female "heros" walk together into the already ongoing battle they were just fighting in, with the long arms wakanda nig and fucking Mantis ffs, there is plenty the movie could've done better without, not even mentioning the things it could've improved upon.
Indubitably BASED
Anyone that spends the amount of hours it takes to meticulously edit a 3 hours movie that they think is "mediocre" CLEARLY had a mental defect, why even waste the time otherwise if it weren't the case
>Projecting butthurt
>Black Fragility
>Tyrone
Spotting the seething glue goblin
>don't tell me the cap meeting where the gay dude talks about his partner wasn't forced
I think that this scene actually does inform us a bit about Cap's character. Most likely when he first came back, he'd have serious problems with homosexuals. The movies couldn't show him being homophobic of course because that'd make him a bad guy but it was fairly common to see and hear jokes about how Cap would deal with the march of history. But by the time we see him in Endgame he's managed to get to a point at which it doesn't actually bother him.
Still, I agree the scene could have been better.
Sorry I'm not familiar with niggerspeak twitter vernacular, but my point is why do you give a shit? I simply can't understand why you're so fucking over the moon that somebody who probably genuinely likes marvel comics reedited a corporate product to suit their own tastes.
Is it this huge of a deal to you that you have to hoot and holler like a chimpanzee?
Holy FUCK this is based
>Sorry I'm not familiar with niggerspeak twitter vernacular
But you are though, "BASED", "JUST", & "OH NO NO NO" posting are "niggerspeak twitter vernacular" that Yea Forums uses on a daily bases.
>He can't rebuttal, so he has to resort to the "why do you even care" tactic
Sad!
couldn't this been done with a non-potato version of the dam film
There's nothing to rebut. You're just acting like a monkey and I really can't even tell what you're on about.
He based
Have a (you)
>even tho he has sons but maybe they like running around smelling roses
And we're supposed to judge what's LGBT or not based on some random autist's edit?
I like how with even all the bullshit cut it's still an hour and 15 odd minutes long
>CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL AND WE MUST DO SOMETHING
>*Does something sensible that ultimately shifts the economy at large away from petroluem fuels*
>HEY WHY ARE YOU BEING NICE TO RICH PEOPLE?!
>Replying to people who reply to you is now "acting like a monkey"
>Trying to feign ignorance about "what I'm on about" when you don't like the answer to the question you gave
I don't think I've seen seething on this level before
>Tony doesn't meet his dad, Thor doesn't meet his mom, it's pointless.
this point just made me really sad, what happened in your childhood to make you like this user?
>7500
The last government up here in Ontario offered $14000.
No, untelligibly gibbering like a nigger is why I'm calling you a monkey. You have no point besides to state your opinion that you think the reedditor is a "white autist" while I'm trying to explain to you my completely lack of shits to give, but you don't seem to be able to comprehend this.
>Hearing opinions you don't like is " untelligibly gibbering like a nigger"
>Having a severe lack of shits to give, yet you keep replying to someone you think is a "monkey"
I don't think you comprehend how much you're seething my man
Why would I be mad? You have an opinion and I'm telling you "I don't give a shit". Can you not understand this?
I'm legit watching this now and the Hulk / The Ancient One scene is hilarious
It's any scene with a women in it. So any group scenes, anything where a group is together, that shit gets cut too.
>Why would I be mad?
Calling someone monkey, nigger, & tyrone repeatedly online are clear indicators of someone's that seething, which you are
>I don't give a shit
Judging by all these new posts you're giving me to reply to, I don't think that's the case lol
Wasn't Piper made into a genetic superhuman in ironman 2 or 3? Or am I remembering wrong? If I'm not off couldn't she just be an original character as a "unlocked potential" human.
No, calling a nigger a nigger is calling a nigger a nigger. I am honestly trying to figure out how you're so hysterical over some guy reediting a shitty movie.
It's actually holding up pretty well so far, Though I don't know if that's just because I already have seen it so my brain is already just filling in the gaps, but so far, pretty kino
Thanos' Phallus & Anus
The best thing you could do for the climate is not buy new shit. The total emissions cost of producing a new Tesla worse in the short term of a decade for the environment. Tesla's aren't actually bought to BE eco friendly, they're bought to seem eco friendly. That or the buyer is a fan of gimmicks in his car.
Kek
The movie just ends with Steve just teleporting to another dimension.
>calling a nigger a nigger is calling a nigger a nigger
Again, the coping mechanisms of a seething individual
>Accusing someone of being hysterical, when they hysterically reply to someone who they think is a monkey, who they have no idea what they're talking about, while simultaneously not having any shits to give
lol
>Female sorceress gets scared of Hulk and just gives him the stone
You just keep stating that I replied to you and posting pictures of black people's faces.
>Again, the coping mechanisms of a seething individual
Literally what you are doing is coping by pretending to laugh that someone said called you a monkey nigger. pathetic tranny
>No Hawkeye training his daughter
>Moping/Dialogue/Filler in first act severely reduced, time travel happens after 30 minutes.
>Tony doesn't meet his dad, Thor doesn't meet his mom, it's pointless.
>No Tony dying in Pepper's arms (she isn't there)
so he cut the only decent things from the film? He made Endgame into an irredeemable Saturday cartoon show. Why even bother?
& you keep replying despite knowing this fact, & not giving any shits apparently
>Using a nigger & tranny combo
You're definitely on another level of seething, my condolences
This reads like it’s deliberately provocative. Like somebody had some free time on their hands and said hey “how can I piss the ever loving fuck out of Twitter?”. It has that result anyway, shitty articles where using this as a talking piece about how trash men and the fan base are.
>if I laugh, I win
hey it was me guys, thank me later. This is payback for what Warner Brothers did with Justice League and hired that Marvel fuck face to do the reshoots, the movie was perfect as it was. None of the Marvel movies has any substance and it is filled with meaningless politics and agendas. Nobody wants to hear about homosexuals and women power. When I directed Justice League it was devoid of all of this nonsense, yeah it had symbolism but not about some random Wonder Woman saving the day, every superhero is treated as an equal. Warner Brothers will be forced to release the director's cut of my movie, mark my words, peace.
YOU TELL 'EM, PWNING THE RACISTS ON 4CHANNEL!
Disney wouldn't want their false flag to be as high quality as their retail products.
The part at the beginning with the fag in the support group, where we pretend that a man who was in his prime in the 1910s would be anything but repulsed by homosexuality
I dont mind the chant, I just find it retarded that they are doing it when there are spaceships aiming guns at them, also Thanos not giving his spaceship the order to nuke the ever living fuck out of those portals is retarded, but this is capeshit, so of course the bad guy is going to battle against the heroes instead of just nuking them out of existence with his ship.
You are aware Disney makes these themselves so they can report on it, right?
>No Hawkeye training his daughter. Young women should learn skills to become good wives and mothers and leave the fighting to men.
I wonder how the incel who made this edit look like
yeah
This, what a fucking retard
>living rent free in the heads of normies
fucking based
>removing Wanda and Natasha
Like growing up? 30+ yo man should not have daddy mummy issues. This man child thing has to stop.
Captain America was born in 1918 you retard
wait how do you projecting right wing closet homos know that guy was a faggot?
Probably because half of the world is women and "fags" you fucking retard, what did you expect?
>Reducing thor moments
What a fag lol
>basedboy's faces when
Still, the fact that he had to remove over half the movie shows what a piece of shit propaganda trash this is.
Imagine the kind of sad life the poor bastard who did the edit has. Envision it.
K I N O
You mean having mental issues?
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how do we know he was a faggot?
i don't know maybe because he was talking about a date he went on with a man?
That's alot of work, why was it removed from piratebay? This shit gets removed but the child idol softcore porn is still on there? The fuck
Seething