The Crush (1993)

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what a faggot lmao

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Why didn't he just bang her?

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fuck that’s hot

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Someday Yea Forums will make 1080p updates of these old webms and gifs. Sadly that day is not today.

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Who do you cast in the remake?

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Too old

I never watched this, did he end up banging her or what?

Nope, despite her many advances.

>despite her many advances.

youtube.com/watch?v=qqi793k9M0o&t=7s

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Wasn't Silverstone in her 20s?

I think she was 17 or 18 playing a 14 year old

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No, she was 15.

15/16

If I remember right, they supposedly went to court to seek permission to show her ass in the film. Not sure if they actually used her ass or a double. I guess it would've been great publicity either way.

I had such a crush on her. Pun intented. I was about the same age... but not old enough to see that movie.

Anyone have the ending where he punches her in the face and she comically flies across the room?

MODS!!!!!!!!!! WAKE UP!!!!!!!

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>tfw this never came out in your country so all you had was aerosmith videos

OP here. I had just finished the movie a bit ago and forgot that was the climax.

Completely legal and above board, buddeh. Also, it's just a butt. lol

I had either misremembered or the paper I read back then was mistaken. At 15 she was legally emancipated simply to work around the shooting hours of the movie.

i like this

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Butts are sexual tho for females. Not men.

YOU'RE CRAZY
CRAZY

FALCO PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUNCH

It was alright, it would have been better if Alicia Silverstein showed full beaver though.

I would've settled for more sultry facial shots at least.

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(((Silverstone)))

Haha, this was my fave scene growing up. I'd never seen a girl being a sarcastic, mocking cunt before. That was a long time ago.

only 15? fuck, the milk was full of hormones even back then.

1993/1994 she was one of the hottest girls around.

Based Kurtwood Smith

>Have Sex: The Movie

This is some Hey Arnold shit

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more like Don't Have Sex or You'll Go to Jail for Statutory Rape: The Movie

is this worth an actual watch?
or just a pedo thread?

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I knew a girl like this once. very fun to be with when she wasn't acting completely crazy. Sex was amazing too. Made me feel young again (She was 19 I was 30).

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>people think Alicia Silvesterstone is attractive.

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i would have done the same if i had a neighbor who looked like cary.

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good taste

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Czech Casting Lucie 1344 kind of looks like her

post SFW pics

C-grade thriller with some provocative content. It's not great but it's entertaining. Especially if you get off on the idea of a younger woman being crazy for your dick.

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hopefully there are better pics since I don't see it

Guy must have been a fag. I would have tapped that on the very first day.

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Beautiful !!

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I would definitely been jerking it to her prancing around like a horny bitch. That rented apartment would smell so fucking bad from all of the non-stop masturbation.

I could have sworn he said 38.

Later in the movie, she revisits his mention of it being a shame it wasn't 10 years later. She'd be 24 and he'd be 38.

>imagine teasing each other across the yard constantly until she suddenly shows up in your bed one night

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>that glistening skin...

>15 year old desperately horny Alicia will never slob your knob

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Shes so perfect in this film. Knew a girl who lived next door who loved to flirt.

how far would you let it go?

Imagine ...

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Not sure I would be as strong as the guy in The Crush.

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So in reality there is no way that if he hit it he wouldn't be going to jail, unless he killed himself right?

god i wish that were me

>Turns 360 degrees and walks way ...
>This fucking guy.

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could have lowkey hit it for a little while until she went nuts and made it public somehow

There are worse things in life than death...like not getting any.

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Does the movie actually say that during that scene?

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its a song, but yes :)

The Wall (2017) guest starring Alicia Silverstone

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sorry for the chops but I tried getting as much as her in the webm

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does stuff like this happen in real life?

Yes but almost always ends with the dude in prison

I don't know who she is but I wish she would The Crush (1993)

Appreciated, fren

I forgot Jennifer Rubin was in this

it's been a fun ride, but i'll probably get banned for this one lol

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Bless your heart

What program do you use to create these webms?

I assume this is for me, but ffmpeg.exe of course.

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>What program do you use to create these webms?

2019, doesnt know how to make webms, user i....

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never liked her annoying fishmouth

>never liked her annoying fishmouth
>>people think Alicia Silvesterstone is attractive.

wow what absolute faggots lmao

sadly, my source only had a 720 copy, I may have to go to a public source to find a 1080 copy

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>sadly, my source only had a 720 copy, I may have to go to a public source to find a 1080 copy

its free if you have amazon prime. watching right now. looks 1080p to me

I still member the based song that was playing during this scene like it was yesterday...

>"You can taste this, if you want to! Come on... you can taste this, if you want to!"

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Why doesn't based Alicia do Mommyporn like Elizabeth?

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we're all going to hell

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From the car seat... onto my meat.

>we're all going to hell
i love in a state where 16 is the age of consent so IM ALL GOOD

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>"Look at the teddy, daddy gave me. It makes me moist down there. In my secret spot, tickle me there with your tongue daddy."

Wat do?

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You're doing the lords work.

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Finally, a cunny thread that wont get 404d. Excellent.

Based quads
But sadly, it will fall off the board for lack of bumps.

good thing she now lies fast asleep on that pile of blankets, lol

Fucking hell the 90's was great, her, Brittany Spears, Aylssa Milano etc

Right?

Fucking zoomers just don't get it. In our era, if you wanted to be a famous actress or singer... you had to strip down to your underwear and we got to take pictures of it for our magazines. I'm not sure why we let feminists and liberals ruin the good thing we had going.

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I don't know, but I had a huge crush on Alicia Silverstone as a kid in the mid 90s. She was the most perfect girl I've ever seen. Some of those feelings starts to bubble up again when I go through this thread.

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15 year old girls always looked like that retard

yep, it's just the more recent trend of 11-13 year olds with C/DD/FF tits that indicates too many hormones in their milk

the biggest shame is they bitch about it and are more likely to want reductions at early ages

don't you prefer the 70s

She still looks perfect to this day

D R O P P E D
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This chick has a really large manly head

Nope, my teenage years were in the 90's, most of these chicks are older than me but have given me a certain fetish, the hit me baby one more time video is seared into my brain.

Why mention the mother converted to Judaism, it doesn't change her ethnicity. She's still Scottish.

Now I want to see Blame It On Rio in 1080p.

At this point, it's amazing how many jews are in the American film industry. 2% of the population and they are fucking everywhere. Remarkable.

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The Ultimate Debate:

Cryin > Crazy

Yeah, I said it!

You forgot Amazing.

I didn't really. I googled it, specifically singing Amazing in my head, and google lied and said it was just the two videos.

I remember her popularity at the time with the Aerosmith videos and The Crush which I saw in the theater. She was just hot, but I never got that weird expression she has with her mouth all the time.

Yes, you can fully get away with it outside of USA. I (32 this year) have never dated a girl past 20 Current girlfriend is 16, just turned in July 31st. We've been hooking up since she was 14 on the down low and now that she's legal we'll make it official after a couple of months. She has strong convictions and its steadfast against cultural degeneracy, so maybe I'll settle down.
>inb4 creep, pedo, etc.
Pick one:
1) Dilate
2) Procreate
3) Hydrate
4) Self-immolate

>Americans
lol

then you woke up lmao sit down boomer

>t. seething sissy manlet
I bet you have fapped to traps at least once.

>that projection
l m a o

>that continued seethe
Yikes

>Silverstone

You needed to look her up to know that she was jewish? Really?

>Yikes
Yikes

peak silverstone

make her a feminine boi and we gots a movie. Also in the end the white guy was manipulating "her" the whole time.
Also "she" becomes president.

lewd

Cryptos like to pretend they aren't jewish before they marry into judaism. Most likely The (((scottish))) mother was already jewish.
>When Scotland was Jewish

don't care, still fapped

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