MCU Spider-Man 3: Something Something Something Home

Predict the plot

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peter parker is awkward around MJ. and he has to fight another disgruntled former Stark employee. oh and Tony stark left something behind for him. maybe a fancy ass camera, for when they end the film with him getting hired as a photographer?

he will be a videographer. he made that movie of him going to berlin in HC and now tha daily bugle is a webshow. he will go around filming for info war.. i mean daily bugle.

Spider-Man: Home Slice
>Peter gets a job as a pizza delivery job but since everyone already knows his identity his employers want him to deliver pizzas as spider man

this looks gay and retarded

Spider-Man: Homewrecker

Spider-Man starts dating MJ, but it turns out she was already pregnant for Tyrone . Furious, Peter decides to take matters in his own hands and frame Tyrone for a crime. After all, looking at statistics, that's where he'll end up anyway. After Tyrone is out of the way he only needs to perform an abortion secretly to rid the world of another nigger baby, and to colonize MJ. However Peter runs into trouble when he realizes aunt May is leading a black lives matter rally...

Guest director: Sam Raimi

Spiderman: Homeless
he's keeping a very low profile after being outed by Mysterio

Spider-Man, with his identity outed, must now confront his biggest question of all:

Should he embrace the identity, admit to being Spider-Man ala Tony Stark as Iron Man? Or should he be his own hero and fight to maintain his secret identity?

Whatever they can do to recycle the same arc as the last two movies.

Oh and whoever the villain is has a hate-boner for Tony Stark for some reason.

Spider Man: Ho-mo
Just lots of gay stuff, so Holland can play to his strengths.

Peter Parker faces high school drama and cries about Tony Stark

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How many Peter Parkers are in america? Will the name alone give him away?

Since Michelle knows his identity, they can't really commit and just remain friends. Peter goes off to college and meets Mary Jane Watson played by a nice jewish girl.

Spider-Man: No Place like Home
>Spidey does shit in New York City for a change

They try doing the sinister six. They already got 4 of them.

Spider-Man: Country Roads Take Me Home
Peter Parker travels to West Virginia and becomes a farmer. He bites Peter Porker who becomes Spider-Pig.

The new spider-man movie should be set up in Black Panther 2. Have Kraven visiting Wakanda watching the big Peter Parker name drop as he is packing up his rifle and furs. Kraven should be the big bad in the next movie and eventually lead into the Sinister Six. This is the perfect movie for Kraven plz.

They show his picture too.

>a pizza delivery job

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MJ is revealed to be a tranny, Peter becomes Bi sexual as a result and they kill him because Marvel only has one more film in their deal with Sony, so they'll want to burn down the house and salt the earth to make sure Sony can't profit!!!FACT!!!

Parker and his Aunt are hunted trying to lay low, Jameson has the Spider Slayers built. Parker dies and is replaced by Miles.

Spidernigger: Don't be a nigger while niggering around your hood while your homeniggas be niggardly nigging your niglet ass

I was planning on watching MCU Spider Man movies because I like the comic book character but FFH made me want to get off the ride
At this point it's literally a Disney tween movie, not a Marvel superhero movie

Pajeet Flash gets the Venom suit and mulatto goblin MJ is the one who stops him instead of Spider-Twink.

If Kraven isn't the next villain then they've fucked it.

It's already confirmed to be Kraven

Spider-Man: Home-Schooled

With his identity revealed, Peter and his Aunt May are taken into SHIELD or SWORD by Nick Fury and have to lay low until they can get Doctor Strange to pull some bullshit for him.

But maybe Kingpin starts causing shit in the neighbourhood causing Peter to sneak out to try and clean up the streets and keep his school friends safe, but kingpin uses Spiderman's newly bad reputation against him?

Oh and maybe the X-men get involved somehow.

>Spider-Man 3: Look Homeward, Spidey

Peter/Harry (if they introduce him) > Peter/MJ. Although my favorite is Peter/Silver Sable but that's impossible in the movies.

Spiderman 3: Homeward Bound The Incredible Journey