AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>He acted exactly as one would expect a former religious person to act when they came to the realization that everything they read/were told was complete and total bullshit and they had wasted a portion of their lives.
Maybe if he'd stayed in church he would have had children with one of his three wives and not fooled around with his friend's wife.

what are you, his PR agent?

No. I just listen to him or Marc maron basically every day. Maron will also get you more insight into Kennison as well since he actually hung out with him

>EVEN WHEN YOU'RE DEAD LIFE KEEPS FUCKING YOU UP THE AAAAAAASSS
>IT NEVER EEEEEENNNNDSSS

you a habitual gate locker or somethin?

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There's a difference between being funny and being different. Kinison was only one of those. Same as Dice.

Found the thumper! I win.

Dice was high school funny. It worked if you were a kid at the time. It aged like fruit.

>I listen to Marc Maron

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That makes no sense. You seem to he chronologically jacked up. Try coming in from the middle and start again.

he actually has some funny stuff to say, I have never listened to any of his stand up before, but I just watched him live and Rodney Dangerfield’s comedy club in 1987 and it’s actually pretty good

>zoomer who posts wojak edits

My dad was an altar boy who came to the realization the Bible was bullshit but he didn't do coke or fuck around.

I bet your dad wasn't a standup comedian living in LA in the 1980s either

Sounds like my kinda guy. Didn't he fuck his best friends wife, and wasn't his car accident related to it? Something about his last few haunting words before he died or something when he realized his injuries were to severe , and he was going to die.

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Yeah, well, reap what you sow.

>Kinison died at the age of 38 after his [car] was struck head-on...by a pickup truck driven by 17-year-old Troy Pierson, who had been drinking alcohol. The pickup truck crossed the center line of the roadway and went into Kinison's lane.
>Kinison was found lying between the seats of his car at the scene of the collision. He was not killed instantly, according to his brother.
>His brother and the others begged him to lie down and he died with his best friend, Carl LaBove, who had been in the following van, holding his head in his hands. Initially, Kinison appeared to have suffered no serious injuries, but within minutes he suddenly said to no one in particular, "I don’t want to die. I don’t want to die." LaBove later said, "it was as if he was having a conversation, talking to someone else, some unseen person." Then there was a pause as if Kinison was listening to the other person speak. Then he asked "But why?" and after another pause LaBove heard him clearly say: "Okay, okay, okay.’ LaBove said, "The last ‘okay’ was so soft and at peace ... Whatever voice was talking to him gave him the right answer and he just relaxed with it. He said it so sweet, like he was talking to someone he loved."
>Kinison then lost consciousness. Efforts to resuscitate him failed. Kinison died at the scene from internal injuries. An autopsy found that he had suffered numerous traumatic injuries, including a dislocation in the cervical spine, a torn aorta, and torn blood vessels in his abdominal cavity, which caused his death within minutes of the collision.
>Malika Souiri, Kinison's wife, whom he had married six days earlier, was rendered unconscious by the collision, but survived the accident with a mild concussion.

Nah that Dice shit is still good as long as you're a misogynist like me

>When you are in a profession where at the time all your peers were drug/alchohol dependent party animals and you are a bit too much for them you have fucking issues.

There's a part of one of Kinison's shows where he talks about his image getting out of control and him trying to live up to the "legend"

youtube.com/watch?v=rLM-bmdTuy0

Remember that Kinison was a preacher before he gave up religion to go into comedy, which was often very blasphemous. It could be that Kinison is the prodigal son, whom God forgave when he repented at the last second

>youtube.com/watch?v=rLM-bmdTuy0
...ignore that, watch this
youtube.com/watch?v=l4d-6dJONKk

Marbles could fly out of your ass and bounce up directly into your mouth. Leaving you with a bloody mouthful of glass marble shards covered in your own shit.

Sorry others think you’re apparently such an asshole for enjoying podcasts and knowing your shit. God this board is full of such faggots sometimes

People say crazy shit when they die. Even more commonplace people make claims that are untruthful when the other party isn't around to speak for themselves.

>In February 2011, the Toronto Sun reported that Kinison had fathered a child with the wife of his best friend and opening act, Carl LaBove, who had been paying child support for the girl for nearly 13 years.[19] LaBove filed legal papers claiming the girl was Kinison's, and DNA tests taken from Kinison's brother Bill show a 99.8% likelihood that Sam Kinison was the father of the unnamed woman, who was 21 at the time of the Toronto Sun story, and excluded LaBove as her father.[20]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

>Have a heart attack on stage
>Everyone laughs at you collapsing and gasping for air
>The last thing you hear before slipping into the void is a huge round of applause

youtube.com/watch?v=HpZq3ul1ld4

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Well he wasn't funny

what the fuck

his act was that of a magician who would mess things up and the trick always going wrong

>British humor

his shtick got old kinda fast but 80s were a weird time

your dad sounds kinda stupid

he died doing what he loved