/bet/

The opposite of what you think. If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.

ive tried, was taking FH goals, then evey other game had goals except mine. Then I took unders, and yes there were goals. Bookies must live inside my head

Fucking Tampa losing in the shut out just blew up all my parlays, going to need to get a few new ones.

Boca Made me lose almost all my money. Maybe is destiny telling me to kill myself for being a degenerate

Poole rebounds and assist lines are always so low, i love it

THIS GEOLOCATION THING IN MY APP HAS BEEN SPINNING FOR 15 MINUTES AND THE COCKSUCKER WONT LET ME BET!!! IM MISSING OUT ON SO MUCH ACTION REEEEEE

Okay there it goes. Now I have Dallas stars and the st. Blues in a 2wayer.

>mfw Bet365 demanded a copy of my tax return to keep playing there
>mfw they already limited me to 200 quid a month in deposits and traders have to ok every bet I make

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As much as you westerners like to call our country a "shithole", this is one of the few advantages of living here: no one ever gets limited

how is everyone doing? I haven't bet for a couple of days and I feel so empty.
stake (with vpn)
sportsbet.io
pinnacle

i lost 30k+ in the last 2 weeks
i dont even feel bad because i started with only 1k of my own money
im starting to think i have an addiction
money has completely lost any meaning to me, its just pixels on a computer screen
anyway i just landed a nice parlay in xmma
going to go hard on ufc next week and try to make some good gains
also my baseline stimulation is WAY too fucking high from social media and youtube/internet addiction
im constantly getting huge hits of dopamine throughout the entire day from this shit and i cant concentrate on studying or even enjoy things that i like to do since my baseline is too fucking high from gambling/social media/coffee
i need a hard reset or some shit because its getting out of hand

/afl/chads I need some bets here pls help me out

I have lost all my bets recently, all of them were combined bets that returned like @15 and it was all the same, last minutes of the last match I need to get right, and the underdog fuckers score on a counter or by a lucky goal. If I won them all I could have paid off my debts, it feels like everything is rigged. I am so tired

>i lost 30k+ in the last 2 weeks
>money has completely lost any meaning to me, its just pixels on a computer screen
>im constantly getting huge hits of dopamine throughout the entire day from this shit and i cant concentrate on studying or even enjoy things that i like to do since my baseline is too fucking high from gambling/social media/coffee
bro you are literally me. except I only lost 10k last month, and it was my hard earned money.
last month was a nightmare. I had covid for a week and then when I returned to work I got fired. I've gambled so much money in such a short period of time and had a bad losing streak. after I emptied my bank account I cashed out some investments and lost that money too.
other than that my car broke down, my phone died so I had to buy a new one. all kind of different shit happening at the same time. I went back to smoking weed because I'm bored out of my mind and it's cheaper than gambling. literally nothing is interesting for me anymore. I can't watch movies, can't play video games, and obviously can't read for more than 5 minutes. my attention span is dead. all I enjoy in life is gambling, jerking off and smoking.
god I want to drive my degen ass into a wall at 200kmh and be done with it.

I feel you bud.
I kept telling myself "just one good hit and you can pay off what you owe, just ONE hit." but the losses kept piling up and I was down bad. I kept increasing the stakes and try my luck with high odds until I had no money left.

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Because none of you make a profit

>all I enjoy in life is gambling, jerking off and smoking
Throw in drinking and we're the same, bro

love drinking but it makes me sick so I avoid it, I can't handle the side effects because I can't drink in moderation.

i wish had a sense of urgency but my brain is fried
i cant take anything seriously
last friday i dine and dashed at a restaurant because i was bored and wanted to feel something
lifting/cardio didnt help
eating healthy didnt help
socialization didnt help
i dont really even know what i want
i wish i had an identiy, a story, something that defined me
maybe im just searching for a feeling that doesnt exist
i hope you make it kikebro
if i ever land a big parlay ill give you some
idk i see myself in your situation and it hurts me

if u cant quit then start over again
just dont all in, divide your initial depsoit by 100 amd bet by unit
theres no other way

>i dont really even know what i want
>i wish i had an identiy, a story, something that defined me
I feel the same. wish I had something going for me in life.
I'm still young but I can't help comparing myself to others. all of my friends are doing great in life. I'm the only loser who works dead end jobs, don't have a gf and good family relationships.
>if i ever land a big parlay ill give you some
lol nah bro if you land a big parlay you cash that shit out and put it somewhere good. I gotta to fix my own mess.
>idk i see myself in your situation and it hurts me
it's ok my man we all have crosses to bear. there are people out there in worse situations.
>bet by unit
it used to be like that but after a couple of good hits I got too greedy and impulsive.
don't think I could earn that money back now. not with $10 bets at least.

what the fuck is going on here i just wanna know if tottenham scores 3 goals or just 4 where you at vlad

a big parlay is just as likely to hit as someone drop 10k on your head

Nba tips for tomorrow boyz?

Going to bet lakers 5 remaining MLs, they'll probably be dogs and there's no way they'll lose all 5 right haha...

besides that probably barnes / siakim / poole / klay props again

i landed a 7 man parlay and then went all in on that the next week on multiple 5 and 6 man parlays which all hit except for askar askarov (who was robbed btw)
wouldve had over 100k

holy fuck there is literally nothing worse than betting on australian sports. afl, nrl, league a. ive never won a single bet on these shit fucking leagues and im about to commit a fucking genocide i hate you cunts

even australians dont bet on those cmon bro

I like the interface of bet 365, other than that it's by far the worst bookie ever.
They constantly withhold winnings from me and i have to speak to customer support, who have no idea what the fuck is going on, what offers they have etc etc.
Numerous times i cursed at them saying i'll pull up with my SUV and murder all of them there.
That's the only thing that makes people in turkgaria work, because they know that double triple homicide gets you 2-3 years of house arrest.

sounds like you don't understand our sports

put the house on parramatta 13+ quickly, this cunt can't count

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ill fight you. ill fight you right fucking now cunt what's your address

42 wallaby way sydney cunt, meet me outside kings cross maccas if you want a death sentence

Isn't that from finding neemo

ill rip yoir fucking head off bogan cunt meet me there in 13 hours

Who give a shit if they limit your deposit
Just don't deposit and play with your won money

Hope I wake up to a lakers/mavs/wizards win

Rarely gamble or even watch football since coof started but was drunk and bored yesterday so chucked £50 at the slots and won 250. On this today, got a chance but will probably fall just short. Not that bothered desu.

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Odds seem surprisingly good

NEED some british horses

hope you lads listened to me

rugby union and nrl are okay
the rest i agree with u, dogshit
afls are only good for small parlays

BTTS in within 6mins lel. Just need corners to roll in.

Took the islanders Kansas and the Chennai Super Kangs over the Punjab kings. I mean how can the kings possibly beat the super kings.

kek i need 1yellow/red and 1 more corner

I'm nearly always 1 corner short. Hopefully they both go for it in the 2nd half.

OK this wasn't good enough odds so I took the Yankees to beat Toronto too.

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Won a small bet so will waste the winning on stupid shit

1 corner

I only believe in live bets now on 1 more goal, 2 if they need to overturn the result.

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I already cashed it
I didn't think to leave 20k sitting in my account in case they limited me ffs

Either way there is no chance I'm giving them my tax return, that is mental so doesn't matter

also try to avoid ML ( to not care if the other team scores) even if that's what they aim for

fucking hell, i write a sentence, and then i feel like typing a 2000 word essay

ATL2 won 4-1 taking the USL record to 9-11 on the season. Here's today's pick.

>ELP +1 (+105/2.05) @ SD
El Paso have had a nightmare start to the season, but I think they get a result today with a free goal head start.

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Marseille down 1 goal, tempting to get on them winning
But milik not playing

Merci

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WHU-EVE OVER 2.5

>took Marseille to score 2nd goal and draw HT Monaco ft
>saint Etienne scores again
>areyoufuckingkiddingme.jpg
>close all tabs
>come back to see some stats and rant some more
>goal cared + benultie marseille
I kneel
Now Monaco please don't fuck up like lille

la giltinis -22.5 on stake @1.86, on bet365 -32.5 @1.90 ish
major league rugby so do what u want with this info

praying for you. boadu just came in

I had $2.50 so I threw it in a 10 way parlay. Snedeker to top 10, Marseille to get the third goal, Garfia in the tennis, Panthers, Oilers, Rangers, Vegas, 76ers, Bucks, Celtics. They gave me +4521, but this thing should really be closer to -500

Looking good.
Shape is that I wanted to add no 4th goal in Oviedo game once the third would be scored by them but it came right as I laid the bet
Cartagena ended up with three red cards lmao and ten minutes of extra time
Also leaned on West ham and udinese
Udinese woke up once they conceded

Fuarkkk
At least for now I'm right on Marseille, maybe it won't last

I just looked at the score, thanks for the tip bro.

i should really start taking those live odds

I end this weekend in positive but so much free money missed
Too much rigging THOUGH

Often you watch the live terminal like a hawk and you suddenly catch a good live chance you didnt plan ahead for, which is why I havent posted tips lately.
But Ill be paying attention to Ludogorets ML and Bodø/Glimt ML odds for possible small livebets, pre-game ml odds just arent cutting it.

R1 of league in Norway so keeping it a little sensible, Rosenborg have new manager so that will be interesting, also have a few bucks on [email protected], betting small enough that I wouldnt miss the money.

And Ill hit a two-way if Anderlecht score o1.5.

Got some other random stuff for even smaller bets like Osijek-Hajduk [email protected] and Valencia to win [email protected]

Going for a quiet day just comfybetting

Was looking up stats at dawn and told myself napoli to win because atalanta had already won 3 times in a row against them, fell asleep and betted on a draw. I deserve this

Every game i've missed made me feel suicidal, still not as bad as the actually losing ones

Same, that's why i haven't posted lives either. At least you post the wins after. Makes those who lost thousands feel a little bit better i guess

Anyways i only like PSG tonight, Milan and Porto tomorrow

>the odds of Pathletico
WEW

Also liking Ajaccio on Monday
Luton and Cremonese on Tuesday

Wednesday Bayern X Real with Benzema scoring maybe, depending of how I feel

Iktf breh
We will make it

>PSGay
Yikes, they should win but I'd rather not.

yeah regarding CL, i'm praying for benfica, but i have a feeling ...aah i hate to say it... that they'll end this 0-7 on aggregate . i think the last round miracle won't repeat
patheti could pull the surprise and qf. they have very technical players up front and a really balanced squad overall (really no bad players in this team) and if poop's sideways passing backfires and they get caught on the counter it might be another early exit. for odds like 7 to qf i'd take, but it's ...3.5
bayern could murder villarreal considering how many chances juve missed last game . the problem is still that it's the first leg, but i think they'll score 2
chelsea real i'd rather avoid. real seems stronger than last year, but they've actually been outplayed hard by psg in both games. don't forget psg scored 3 on bernabeu actually. only it got var'd for "offside". so matter of fact i'd give it to chelsea to qf again
other games
in sudacca river plate is on fire . they have a libertadores game coming up
i think roma will qualify without conceiding to bodo glimt. given that 6-1 game so revenge in mind, and mouyes is a specialist in ko stages of european cups so he'll definetly get them focused

and PSG tonight i wanted to say messi to score, but i don't know if he will take the penalty (which they always get at home)... mbrap scores for sure 1,2 ..

if i missed some other games i'll update

Tottenham really want this ir what?

How the fuck do kings beat super kings? This shit is rigged I tell you. 100% fake and 100% gay.

Most people would think Barcelona winning today is a sure thing, but I got this feeling. Should I go for it bros?

Ruud on track to win the first set and he's still @2.1 to win the match. Definitely wouldn't rule out an Alcaraz comeback but with how Ruud is playing I think it makes sense to take the + odds considering he will probably be up a set soon.

Sevilla have alot of injured players and barca have just found their form. I don't see how they lose but go for it I guess

Ok, put too much faith in him. Looked good in the beginning and then Alcaraz completely adapated and turned things around. Almost certainly over now.

Try eternalcasino[.]com (remove brackets) they accept deposits in BTC, BNB, DOGE, LTC, and their own tokens EC/DOUGH.

of course theyve fucking suspended livebetting for it for going for the comeback or maybe double chance even
good night

>666
this was a great bet

Locatelli dead, I think Inter will win this, unless they get red-carded

Anybody paying attention to the Sporting match? Wonder if they're in the mood to score another goal.

I gotta stop chasing positive odds

I'd bet on corners, desu

Need Hellas to win tomorrow for a combined bet, but just found out thanks to /seriea/ that this is Genoa's current form, what to do bros? Should I cash out?

Shit, forgot pic

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how much is in stake? how much are you wining?

Cashing out $20, winning $42. I only bet $5

I would cashout.

i started the over goals betting strat yesterday, wasnt that great. Todays match already has 3 though so goalfests might be back with some matchups

boomp

Gambler's fallacy

Resigning from my job and going full time gambling is something feasible? Or a major mistake?

POOOOOLE PARTYYYYY

nvm, blowout incoming baka

rangers can suck my dick what the fuck was that shit man seriously fuck nhl

I lie on /bet/ about how profitable I am for (you)s AMA

LADS one of the big UFC underdogs will win this weekend. Burns, Zombie, or Sterling gets it done. Throw a unit on each and you're in the money if one wins.

same i add a 0 at the end to make it look like im rich hehehehe

its burns, khamzat has fought cans his whole career
sterling is a weak bitch compared to yan, got ragodolled
volk will absolutely fucking destroy zombie, my most confident pick in a long time

Burns has heavy hands and great BJJ. He could win from his back like Paul Craig or rock and finish Chimaev

Zombie could submit volk but unlikely. I really like Volk to win ITD, bring the -800 down to +175 because everyone expects 50-45 Volk

smashed em all, rents on this lad
misses screaming but i aint no bitch

Ontario just bumped the gambling age to 19 and I’m 18 I can no longer log into my account on bet888 I stand to make a grand if Jokic wins mvp when I turn 19 will my account still exist or did I just get robbed of 1K ?

I got a vpn and used my computer and my account still exists took the winnings I already had.
Hopefully the government can’t fuck with the browser and only the app.

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but bums is a chinlet can

also in liga I, CFR has the chance tonight to go 8 pts in the lead. i think they'll get it

going to watch tape on ufc and get my final bets in.
dricus and illir latifi being gone has thrown a wrench in my plans.

>khamzat has fought cans his whole career

lol. he fought good people on the regional scene and good fighters in the ufc. He is just so much better he made it look easy.
burns is getting smoked but i think betting the itd -225 is best.

>118905362
Manly's best player got injured. Probably closes at evens or slightly favouring Newcastle.

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>no nba tmr
fuck lads
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

gunners it is
mikel don't fuck me in the ass

on

i feel like /brit/ isn't much of a community it's just people blogging without discourse

NCAA finals tomorrows, who do we have bros

i dont bet on kiddy basketball shitathons personally

how to get insider information?

Sportsbet vs Ladbrokes
Which one is better for the average bloke, I'm only looking to get on 1, mainly for MMA.

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>Doing a poo

Contact your local sport team

Finna gusic post more

Believe me lad I tried, heaps of scammers come from North Macedonia so my advice is to never listen to no bastard who claims he knows so and so and wants 500 euros transfered to NM.

Simply put, it is near impossible unless your best mates with a big name gambler. Horses are the way to go

Bet365 pays early for soccer, afl, nrl etc but Sb usually has better odds

More on that, some of the D grade shithouse nobody soccer games are rigged, like half time full time results which can net big profits. But again, its a very dark market and is impossible to crack unless you personally know the ref or the mafiaso controlling the game

You did not pay right ?
I love people that create an account, call some exact score saying it's fixed, if they win everyone is on their next bet, if they lose, they just try with a new account.
Even funnier when their call is favorite wins

The closet I came was down at the track. An old friend of a friend knew the trainer personally and he said to punt couple of bucks on this crazy long shot a couple of races away, and it hit but yeah its rare man

was livebtting last night and it really felt like this Aruba game was fixed. Bubali is the last place team there, conceded 74 goals in 14 matches already. Caravel was their opponent and had like 1.02 odds to win. Their players were missing easy goals all game long, their odds jumped to 5 after like 88 minutes, and sure enough they scored at 90+4, last play of the game

Ajaccio looks temtping

Yeah Going to analyze again but I believe Ajaccio struggles in away game
There is probably still a bit of value
A livebet maybe

does this thread do arbitrage/matched betting at all or is it purely for degeneracy? matched betting is literally free money idk why its not more popular

Gimme

how could it backfire?

it's pretty simple. you sign up for books that give out promos for first time users like "deposit 500 and get 500 in site credit" or whatever, then you take that 500 in site credit and bet it all on a game meeting the minimum odds requirements, then you go to another bookie and hedge the other side with your own money. if you lose the site credit bet, you've only lost money that was never actually yours to begin with, and if you lose the other bet the site credit pays out and is converted to real money you can withdraw, so you make the same profit regardless of which side wins. you obviously have to find the right lines to make this work - i use a site that automatically finds lines with the best conversion rates but i don't know if it works in portugal, you can do it manually it's just more time consuming since you have to shop around different books and calculate payouts yourself
if you do it right it pretty much can't backfire, you are mathematically guaranteed to profit regardless of the outcome of the game. the only risk is that the bookies will catch on and ban you, but it's pretty hard to detect unless you're putting down thousands on alt spreads and obscure player props, and i think the legit books will give you back your balance if they do ban you. i'm up about 6 grand and i haven't been banned or limited on any book yet, in fact they keep emailing me more promos to entice me to bet more so its basically a steady passive income stream at this point

noice, How many accounts on different bookies you have at this point?

If only I knew that before making like, 5 accounts on different betting sites...I still have one betting company I have no account on, thank you

bookies have other promos besides the "welcome bonus."

Yeah, I use them, but they usually suck ass
Especially the ones where you need to bet X number of times to convert the bonus into real money

i'm on all 7 that are legal in my state, i could probably make more money if i signed up for offsite bookies but i don't really trust them desu i like knowing there's a government body i can complain to if my money gets stolen
i feel you bro i missed out on a grand because i signed up for my first sportsbook before i found out about this shit. you can definitely still make money with other promos but yeah the signup offers are generally far and away the best ones. sometimes if you don't use a book for a while they'll send you a good promo to get you back on the hook, for example i haven't logged into mgm in a month and just got this in my email today

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don't you have a grandma?

No, lol. They're all dead

>that Fuenlabrada sure is shit in away game
>maybe it's time for a change
>should I trust them ?
>red dot appears
>2-0 in less than 15mns
It really do be like that

Anyway took no 3rd goal hapoel game and first goal Derry city because don't dare to take Ajaccio yet

gf or wife wouldn't trust with this. i've heard too many stories of women who had no remorse of running away with all the money of their naive hubbies once they were breaking up or sth. that's why i managed to stay single this whole time, you know? anyways this almost sounds too good to be true, it's like playing real life with cheats

Took draw HT real Sociedad ft X Milan X Ajaccio or Nancy and btts no @6,5
Weird bet but eh
Almost added arsenal to score third goal

I CAN'T SCORE

Sounds like you need to start leverage trading crypto user, much easier to hit a quick 5x on FTM shitcoins than finding good +500 bets

come on ajaccio, stay strong

the fuck is their problem AAAAAAA

Took their time but got the job done so thanks Ajaccio

Good ol' should have trusted Ajaccio
Instead this damn parlay with shitters
But still positive at the end of the day

MMA arbitrage is possible if you spend a lot of time on bestfightodds.com. The problem is you can usually only guarantee a 1%-2% ROI. You need to have 5 figures per bet for it to make sense.

Under 152. Both teams can score but that's a lot of points for college. Expect the kids to be nervous and miss shots. 75-70 Kansas for me.

Khamzat has fought 2 above average UFC guys and 2 absolute cans. He deserves credit for sleeping Meershart but that fight could have been much different if it went to the mat. Curious to see if Burns can attack from his back and get an arm or a triangle

>unblacklist milan
>blacklist them again
>livebetting on corners brought my 10 bucks back
I remember saying i'll never bet on Milan 5-6 months back.

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>late Sociedad goal to make me hate Milan even more
>leganes ended up winning

REMINDER you should be hammering Gilbert vs Khamzat ITD -225 while you can. Finna be -290 or shorter by fight night.

Fck you Porto, next time...score faster!

Disagree. Burns has elite BJJ. Chimaev won't be so keen on takedowns. It'll be a boring stand up fight. I'm taking over 1.5 rounds

I would rather die than having to HOPE again for losers like milan to score

What frustrated me is that the bookie blocked bets multiple times so I kinda expect a goal
But nuffin

guys am i a pervert if i follow womens tennis?

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we don't care about your personal life, just bring the tips next time.

Yes losing a game on the acca and then hoping the rest of the legs don't win kek

What frustrated me that for the last 30 minutes they were trying to build an attack and then the ball would end up to a dumb nigger who was trying an impossible cross to ibrahimobitch who was always offside, and then he was talking smack to one of bologna's defenders

Why the fuck did i put my money on this. Now unless i suspend my accounts i will lose everything trying to chase this loss....

Cortulua - Pasto over 0.5 fhg

>didn't actually link my poost

Reading the chat on the app. Not the only one who tought about chasing a milan loss with a first half goal bet on this colombian game (one of the only 3 live games at this point)

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8.5 corners, 1.95

Found 15 bucks of BTC in my betting account which I dont know how got there since i dont bet for BTC, that I wanted to get rid of by betting on whatever was on late last night, so, Raja Casablanca followed by Tigres UANLt and somehow it turned into 43 bucks and now it's at 133. >_<
So I wanna keep all-inning it until its gone or its at too much to ignore,i dont see any big serious bets happening tomorrow so If you see a more fun time than [email protected] for tomorrow let me know.

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the odds for the bellator card on friday are insane
we all know a few dogs will win
looks like i got some work to do before UFC

NOOOOOOOOOOO i cashed out 12.4%. That's it, i'm retired boys

good for you. I wont risk my few units on this random league.

wtf, I closed one of my accounts months ago. I just tried to open it again, to try that match betting thing, and they just left me in again, wtf, that doesn't make sense

Lecce @2.3 looks worth a shot. Might be time for them to start winning some matches again after their million recent draws.

Alright then I guess I have my fun for tomorrow.
I guess 3 games are more fun than 2.

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