MOOOOM PHINEAS AND FERB ARE MAKING A TITLE SEQUENCE

I have. Projecting loser lmaoooo

I wanna fuck a wine aunt

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Nice blog

Big cringe.

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I think the bigger cringe is lacking the social skills to approach women and have sex.

And you're with her why?

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Have sex you fucking loser virgin lmao

>>have to fuck her when she's semi unconscious in a red wine coma
I'm calling the police

why is this board turning more and more into reddit every day

because nobody lurks anymore

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have sex incel
Sure you have lolllll maybe with your dad you dumb incel virgin freak
Based and has sex

what does not being a virgin anymore feel like?

Go out and socialize loser. Then you can have sex

Thank you for you're service.

im not an incel i had sex with your mom last night

based, thanks for your service

Talk to her about her drinking problem. It's only going to get worse. If she refuses to quit say you're leaving.

Go out and kill your self loser. Then your parents will be happy
Gay fag
You’ve never had sex with anyone other than your uncle and his friends

kick her ass

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Is this a free (you)s thread?

your gf sounds based

You can do literally anything to her because she won't remember it. Take advantage of the opportunity user.

idk incel, (You) tell me. Then have sex you freak

Checked. I would paint a mustace in her face and maybe a monobrow.

Wowwwwww guyssssss

Incel seething

>tfw no alcoholic gf to get drunk and have weird sex with

you need more testosterone my friend

>you need more testosterone my friend

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And when you go to end it she'll go to the cops with all the date rape.

I was in a similar situation so let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me Indomie noodles for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Nowra, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

is that uma thurman's daughter? damn.

your gf sounds based

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uk women drink a lot and get violent when you hide it

they drink more then men

>t. 15yo fatty boy from /pol/

They're loose unless they've had laser vaginal rejuvenation treatment.

>tfw no scottish redhead alcoholic gf

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So you made your wife start spitting in your food and contemplating leaving you? I mean you will probably die alone from this.

This whole beating women is nonsense, women are more emotional and think differently but they are still humans and not fucking robots.

I hate this board

don't date a British woman

2/10 looks and personalities

Congratulations, you are certainly getting cucked now

Great pasta

I'm starting to hate the entire site

Have sex.

Post pics queer

likely the opposite. good job showing you dont know women.

>you will probably die alone from this
it's not likely that he will. he can just get another woman. especially if he's over 30.

butthurt tranny i guess

Okay so three things for this hell of a post.

1. you did the wrong thing beating her up, you're probably a psychopath or something for doing that then bragging about it on here like people wouldnt think you're a monster. You are a monster for doing it. You shouldn't have done it. You had no right to get violent with her and it was your failing to do so.

2. >she started obeying me and being a good wife
the sad truth is she was probably dissatisfied because in her stupid mind she wasnt married to a manly man. you became a manly man the moment you beat her and it made her attracted to you and obedient. It also let her live a mentally ill fantasy of opressed housewife which is why she cooks without prompt on time. it makes her life more interesting. it sounds like she is transitioning from this into true appreciation of you from your post but none of this changes that what you did was not a sustainable way to achieve this outcome. You will be very lucky if this turns out well long term. I don't think somebody with a personality as weak as yours, who would snap like you did, could make this work long term now.

3. >Nowra
Nowra in NSW Australia? I used to live there. relatively small town. You may actually get away with this because of the caliber of person who lives in nowra and how this must be pretty common there.

You should have left her for sure. You shouldnt have done what you did unless you were prepared to accept jail time right after. You have mental health issues perhaps and you should start seeing a psychologist free on medicare. this will help you escape legal responsibility if or when the word leaks that you abused your wife.

oh i should just add that you're going to lose your kids over this for sure if shit hits the fan, mental illness will only make that more sure.

Hey reddit9k, stop replying to pasta you newfaggot retard.

This. Im a Brit...go for eastern euro girls...there's plenty. They know their place in society. They cook..they fuck like animals. They drink beer. Any bitch drinking red wine should be avoided.

are eastern euros slavic?

You're disgusting but it happened in Nowra so I'm not surprised

no.

gOd i want to impregnate candace

thats pretty horrifying

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Nice Television & Film discussion you have here

you'll get yourself banned making posts like this. happens often now. make post in off topic thread calling out off topicness, whole thread including self gets banned for "replying to offtopic-garbage"

one particular mod folks.

Your a little bitch. She probably kicks your ass while she’s blacked out and you are afraid to leave her. You never will.

High functioning alcoholic women who don't drink during the day (mostly) are the worst

They will raise shit if they see you as threatening their addiction

They don't think at all as a matter of fact

They just act on muh feelings alone. They are literally children emotionally like Schopenhauer said

I dated a chick like this. She might not ever change and it’s not your job to fix her. Why are you with her? Is it bc you think you can’t do better? Don’t associate with problem people they just drag you down

I dont mind an off topic shitposting thread every once in a while the problem is when it starts consuming the whole board and infecting all the threads (ex: sneedposting) of a particular topic

Based beyond belief!