The Witcher series Netflix

Sooo you guys think The Witcher will be a hit?
Anyone here knows who the fuck Witcher is?
Anyone play the games or read the mediocre books?

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What they are doing to this show is murder.

hopefully it fails so bad it kills the WoT show too

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Holy fuck. I knew that Yen was going to look like absolute dog shit... but CIRI????

Fuck Hitler for not finishing it.

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It'll be a hit. The sois need a new religion after GoT ended.

>the people who are running the show have no contact whatsoever with the costume department

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Game of Thrones was a hit because it was all white people.

A fucking 8 year old could design better armor for Nilfgaard
The people who design this shit are either mentally ill, retarded or delusional to the point of insanity

>any good developed female character
>ITS ABOUT FEMINISM!

this masterpiece?

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Why does she keep goading people then respond several days later? Is it really taking her that long to think of something to say?

Come on guys. It doesn't look half bad.

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I've read the books and played the games, big fanboy, it looks pretty worrying.

Talking to multiple people to make up some sort of dismissive answer that would look like true

>REEEEEEE
>CHARACTERS ARE DIFFERENT FROM GAME!!!!!
>REEEEEE
Go eat another fucking hotpocket

>REEE I DEMAND INSERTION OF DIVERSITY AND POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
>REEE WHY IMY COMICS, MOVIE, SERIES, GAMES ARE FAILING ALT-RIGHT NAZIS REEEE

Why didn't they cast my turkroach waifu as Triss?

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Come smash the patriarchy with Geralt of Rivia!
Geralt relies on his independent minded, resourceful female friends to overcome challenges!

Because a jew wanted it.

too pretty
diversity is about ugly women no one wants to look at
Just like the miserable profit from women's world cup...

Will there be sexual violence directed at women?

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>Married to:

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I've seen 300 hours of Wild Hunt let's plays. That counts as having played the game.

I hope it fails.

reminder if you hate watch the show you might as well support it. netflix only cares about clicks not if people actually like something or not

You'll still torrent it.

still can make it fail
what is your point?

Expect the most generic shit you can produce for a tv show.
The only "subversion" is that for some reason 75% of the population are black or a woman (because minority or races on a fucking fantasy show is always about female or black people )

No, they will cut the rape scene or they will pretend that it’s “beautiful”.

This is fucking dogshit compared to Game of Thrones. These fuckign retards at Netflix are clearly just trying to jump on the HBO Game of Thrones bandwagon, after seeing the prodigial success that GoT was they're trying to replicate it down to its last aesthetic quality: a fantasy story, magic, swords etc. Get a single famous actor (Henry, just like Sean Bean was for GoT) and you can grab a significant audience.
The thing which separates it is the shit quality of its writing compared to George R. R. Martin's amazing original source material which HBO drew from, which is the main reason why GoT is the best series made to date. GRRM will shit all over Netflix writer, you will see. His themes are more adult and morally complex than anything they could come up with, his characters more complex, his plot more intricate, his

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naw

Nothing personal, dude
jeez

>GoT is the best series made to date
first three seasons, tops

no one is even gonna torrent this the show has no audience

I hope she's getting BTFO on Twatter, I mean her weak ass reasoning is practically begging to be blown apart

How will you partake in the memery if you don't at least skip thru the episodes?

>Nothing personal
you know damn well you tried a jab there and got knocked down

Not even that. It shit the bed two episodes into S2

>George R. R. Martin's amazing original source materia
lol Gurm is the poor man’s Sapkowski. He can’t even finish the series.

Its not. The author gave Netflix full authority in exchange for a paycheck.

Witcher is Netflix now. This show will be canon. The videogames are not.

You don't know the massive game fans this franchise have then..
I will gladly post a picture of the seed/leechers here when comes out

but if he torrents it that's 0 money for cuckflix innit
and the he can make maymay screencaps on Yea Forums for you to enjoy

.
Sapkowski literally wrote the books just to make money...

I thought I was on to something.

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the nose knows

>raceswapping their waifu's
not smart

No shit.

>maymay screencaps on Yea Forums for you to enjoy
reason I watch any show, to be frank with you.

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Did you sit through the Novigrad section where you spend 30 hours helping Dandelion with his theater?

its officially DoA, the sjw grand standing has already gone into over drive.

This man is a soul sucker. Shameless started out great but is just a dead horse at this point being beaten over and over again.

except the showrunner has gone out of her way to alienate and piss on the fans. How well did that turn out for ghostbusters or star wars?

I'll jerk to anything at this point.

WHEN CAN I BUY THE MERCHANDISE????

bigly

>caring about what companies say
okay there retard

ey yooo hwite gal we gon make u of da hood cracka

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yeah, the story with the lady singer who got her tongue cut or something?

FTFY

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by looking at the low view count for each episode and tracking how long it takes for this abortion to be swept under the rug and forgotten like all the rest of the woke failures

The author is a fucking idiot that trades his rights for alcohol money, this has always been the case. Give him about 5 years and he'll try to sue Netflix when he's out of booze money.

who cares, nothing a block can't shoo away
the shows done, she's getting paid while mongs seethe online

Why don't they blackwash Japanese history?
Why do they get a free pass?

I remember the game being a bread of fresh air because it was unpc. What is this crapola

dude, for real, people will torrent like crazy this shit
gamers man, anything to see their loved franchise again

>mongs seethe
I'm not a mong.

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Will Dandelion be a fag in the show?

I genuinely hate Sapkowski. Maybe hate isn't the right word. I loathe that cunt. Ungrateful alcoholic with delusions of grandeur. His IP could be big. Huge. Well, it is already kind of huge thanks to CDPR. But you know what I mean. HUGE. And the only thing holding the Witcher back is ironically the jealous cunt who wrote it.

polish law is a joke

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That's Pollacks for ya. Even the Metro author called him out for being a huge twat.

>Brings feminism to fantasy

So just like the games

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>Big Milkers
+10
>Big nose
- 5

5/10 ain't bad

>ghostbusters
>star wars
>men in black
>oceans 8
>the dark tower
>a wrinkle in time
>gillete manspalining ad
i could go on evidence shows that when you go woke you go broke nerds dont like it when their favourite passions are dragged through the mud

How come they don't read:
>seeking a green card is not illegal
How about the fact that 75% of illegal immigrants are a part of human or drug trafficking? Are we just going to ignore that, because 5% of them are real asylum seekers who are too stupid to get a green card? Honestly, if you bring the child to this the country illegally, you deserve to lose custody and be separated.

Of course.

>SEETHING for no reason.

nigga, i fucking know it, feminism ruins everything
but people will torrent it, gamers will want to see geralt again to see his adventures, anything about the franchise

cool cool I don't think the user you're quoting means this shit will be a big hit
he means that gamers will torrent it to watch it anyway because torrenting is free

>for no reason
see

Aren't consumers supposed to be more picky now with all the choice we have?

He didn't get nearly 16 million, they basically handed him 1-2 mil and called it a day. Which is funny as fuck because Polish Law really is such a joke he would have had an actual case despite signing contracts decades ago.

ANYTHING about a franchise you love, any flimsy new information, new reason to dive in again
anything

You still have to allocate disk space and I only have a laptop. Didn't think of that, DID YOU?

>netflix production
That was enough to make it a hard pass.

>You will never watch these two in a 3-way with Geralt on Netflix
Dammit Jews, at least make degeneracy hot. Oy Vey

that is why Star Wars made money, even being a massive fucking disaster lately
people just want to see more space magic, that's it
a shame that now everything hollywood touches turn to diversity shit

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the face of a woman hater.

and yet 40 years of fan dedication was lost because disney did to star wars what (hissrich) is doing to netflix. No one who is a fan of the games will like this trash pic related is you.

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Fat fans are too poor to pay anyway.

Most of those felt like they were making light jokes about the feminist shit that was only getting prevalent back then
Throwaway lines basically; none of the main characters and none of the major quests were preachy

The sad thing about her twitter thread is that I don't know if she lied or if she was honest because it's awful in both ways.

>brings feminism to fantasy
That's what GoT did and that's 75% of the reason the show went to absolute dogshit.

Cope

are you off your meds or something?

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>if i keep denying the showrunner alienated the fans it must be true
desperate shills are desperate

You'll have to prune your blacked folder I guess.
Guess you're a brainlet then, so I'll try to tell you the main idea. TORRENTING GIVES FUCKING JEWFLIX 0.00 MONEY.

One of the games major story lines had a character who beat his wife and he was still written as a proper character instead of that being his defining trait. Feminists cannot even comprehend that.

OP HORIBLE SPITEFUL FEM FILTH CANCEROUS

Yea Forums got a boner for nazi queen tho

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I hope henry hams it up and we get some good memes out of it.

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>mental health meds insult
wonderful retort leftoid shill confirmed

This, SJWs think adding gay or woman to a character is enough to define them, when ironically it makes them more insulting than anything.

>>big nose
Not
>big milkers
breastfeeding turns planks into melons
>he didnt notice the eggman forehead

Can't deny the fact that she's a good actress and entertaining character

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lmao no one is going to watch or torrent your shitshow no matter how much you keep repeating it

show me your big titties or fuck off Lauren

>your shitshow
>as if i want this shit
good god, you are one fucking mile away from what i'm talking about..

>feminism
So cancer

All right user, more power to you. You sure showed me.

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At least watch webms and YT reviews. It's the least you can do if you want to be part of the debate on the chans.

Except that storyline was written by a woman who butchered Yennefer’s character.

it seems like you really want people to torrent it you cant stop repeating yourself in that regard

Cope.

Disgusting.

based gamer
clearly has never played the games

The new Netflix show looks promising. Wouldn't you agree, fellow anonymous posters?

I know I'm the only person here who has actually read the books instead of having my entire view of the series be formed by a videogame which is entirely fanfiction, and absolutely horribly written at some points so I'd like everyone to know the Witcher writing was always very feminist.

fucking christ
no nigga pay attention. I hate this shit and i don't even want this to be famous. That is why i'm posting shit about the show for fuck sake!

But i know how much gamers get addicted to some worlds, and people will unfortunately torrent this or even watch at netflix "ironically" its sad true, but IT WILL appear here and Yea Forums
but I DONT LIKE IT? did you understand now??

>we have more choice

if you dont watch it on netflix make sure to torrent it because us gamers just cant get enough right fellow gamers

Is this before or after the entire plotline about how Ciri was a stockholme syndrome case forced into lesbianism by a bandit who immediately turns back towards men once she escapes?

your standards are luckily not shared

Didn't know that fantasy genre is lacking magic stuff.

Access to a billion vids online isn't more choice than cable?

nigga aint no one be torrenting shit

I'm going to torrent it now for sure just to make this one guy angry

Will the show make girls like me?

ok then, next day after the lauch we see it

It was around the time Geralt goes on a page long pro choice rant to a queen.

And so it begins...

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Not really, no. If you want girls to like you then you first have to ask them what they're watching and then watch that. It's pointless to try and guess what they like.

It’s not feminist just because it has actually strong female characters.

i am satisfied to know that i am living rent free in at least one persons head

>wrong
suck a dick, the books are shit

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You guys can pretend as much as you like. We all know you'll end up hatewatching it.

but I live in your head too brother

Before

see

Is this before or after he saved her ass and was Knighted? All because she was a dipshit with failed military tactics.

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Why would you waste your time pirating this fucking trash?

>i know you are but what am i
top tier banter

No it's feminist because his little hanza makes it a point to state they're not lowly barbarians who would ever force a choice upon a woman, and then later that chapter a pregnant woman kills 25 soldiers on a speeding river raft while having a miscarriage

Nah, it honestly looks pretty bad. I'll just replay the games if I want more Witcher.

>not about race
>blackwashes every women

(ciri was supposed to be BAME before the outrage)

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why is it a joke
it's a good law

I think you didn’t understand the scene.

I just finished Book 2. It was a huge downgrade from Book 1. Don't really feel like reading the rest.

>hatewatch
this seems like an exclusively female past time tits or gtfo

He didn't rant to Meve you retard it was Calenthe. Go back to your video games

Go to /fit for that, we just discuss soi-filled movies here

The books are largely trash anyways and the games did them far better justice.

Black Sails > Game of Thrones

>Geralt of Trivia

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That’s your fanfiction, not “feminism”.

>You'll still torrent it.

No. It looks like low budget trash for middle aged women.

Just play the games.

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any law that gives reason to someone that regrets a civil contract between two equal paried parties ignoring the basis of risk, effort and investment needed by one party over 10 years in order to achieve major level of distinction IS a shit law

Just make sure someone torrents it so the rest of us don't have to. I'll be waiting for the Yea Forums threads

At least torrent it and delete the episodes without watching.

Yeah, the interactions that were written by the author on his book are clearly my fanfiction.
The passage about peasantry all having easy access to weapons and the issues it causes was also just flavor text, means nothing at all, no message being implied whatsoever.

I'll watch high lights on TY so the memes will flow naturally through my brain.

meant for you obviously

>We all know you'll end up hatewatching it.

Eeeeew. No.

i think after the series became a smash hit that sapowski couldve had a bone thrown his way its not as if CDPR would have paid anywhere close to what it ended up generating.

We'll see, buddy.

>Book 2
Which “book 2”?

>At least torrent it and delete the episodes without watching.

I'll torrent it twice without watching is, just so Netflix loses twice as much money.

youre not my buddy, guy

>good law
He willingly signed it knowing the difference between a flat sum and royalties. He had tried this before to get into the video game industry in the 90s prior to CDPR and nobody wanted to give him enough for his property back then.

He sold his entire rights, and the Polish Law made some distinction between the fact that there were multiple games (despite them all being within the Universe in which he sold) was unfair to him and he deserved more money solely because it blew up, and it didn't until Witcher 3 largely anyway. Essentially he wanted 16 million for not having enough faith in his own property and truly believing that a measly 10k was enough for his property, to which he burned through on alcohol within about two years.

It's a shit law, you sign a contract stupidly, you should be forced to accept the outcome, good or bad, because it's a fucking contract. He was retarded to not take royalties, he knew video games were getting more popular by the time he signed it off to CDPR and how much money they made, he wanted money right then and there, he was stupid, and he should have paid the price.

Polish Law is trash. He basically and effectively just screwed every other Polish creative mind because now nobody is going to want to work with them in any way in the future because of this law and how little contracts matter at all.

>pregnant woman kills 25 soldiers on a speeding river raft while having a miscarriage
This is your fanfic.

So you never read the books

Nah. At this point, it seems obvious they don't even want a hit. They just want to take things boys like and ruin them.

what part of risk, time, effort and investment you don't get it?
Also, he already had a deal with cdpr signed after being offered royalties. It literally breakes the perfect deal principle

an embarrassing endeavor
few people will watch it
nerds will be mad
jews will get payed, because it's on neftlix

very bad people who are doing this

We should take makeup and ruin it, they'll have an absolute fit.

I'm not your guy, friend.

Alright TV shows have ratings and Theater Movies have Box office how do we see that a netflix show is a sucess/failure?

>Sweety
Just in case you needed proof these people are all cunts.

This gives ground for anyone just regretting their decisions after the other party makes money. It is a major screw off and only enforces greed

if he demanded what they were worth CDPR or any other polish company probably wouldnt even have been able to afford it. Not defending the drunken asshole he really fucked hinself over but it is pretty slimey to not at least give him a little more after the fact once his works gave them all the money it did. Sapowskis poor judgement it ultimately the lesser issue over corporate heartlessness.

THEY DID. They offered him more money and royalties after every game release and he still took basic amounts so he could get drunk under a bridge.

Sword of Destiny

If it’s good it’s a success, if not it’s a failure.

maybe itll force corporations not to accept such stupid lowball prices and willingly rip people off. Sapowskis a good author but obviously a shitty businessperson this law enforces honesty if anything.

Sword of Diversity

>corporate heartlessness.
Nigga CDPR offered him royalties at least twice and he always said no. I think Sap is just retarded and doesn't understand the concept of royalties.

Why did they not just pick a fantasy book series that is specifically about stronk women and black people?

That’s the best book in the series.

CDPR actually offered him new deals over the years to which he turned down and took flat sums over once again.

Consistent stupidity should not be rewarded. Even their offering (whatever it is that they settled on) still took away from other projects and hurt the company, which is why Cyberpunk 2077 has had such a rough development already and lay offs happened for a brief time period. Sapowski is a utter idiot, especially when CDPR has tried to make new deals, offer more money, and even were still willing to keep good relations with him during the lawsuit, and even still settled with him on the matter in order to not go bankrupt.

He's a drunken fool that doesn't deserve to be coddled by Polish Law for his own stupidity.

cmon nigga dont play the naive card...

He was offered royalties immediately after Witcher 2 and Witcher 3, which he turned down.

no, it will enforce greed of people. Like has been since dawn of times
They offered a % he wanted fixed value. Its his fault for being stupid. Laws are not made to pamper grown ups

I enjoyed The Last Wish more. This one was okay. I heard the rest are pretty meh and not really about Geralt.

You don't appear to have had a point, though

yeah not defending sap he was fucking retarded but the law itself is fine and pretty much forces companies to not willingly rip others off which CDPR did. Accepting a dumb lowball price is just as bad as offering a dumb lowball price.

They didn’t offer anything. Stop making shit up.

>the Witcher isn't about strong women
It's a shame the average gamenigger never learns to read past a 2nd grade level, I love to see their reaction when they find out Geralt is basically a side character and spends the entire series doing absolutely nothing but walking around talking to people as the two main female characters do absolutely everything.

nah

If the writers and costume department aren't in contact then how the fuck is the show going to be remotely good?

Most of the best productions have departments that are constantly in contact with eachother.

Bullshit, he fully knew what he was doing. We've had this discussion countless times before when it was going on. He knew exactly how much video games were making at the time, had his own corporate lawyers who advised royalties (on THREE occasions), and he still wanted simple money up front so he could waste it away on alcohol.

He's not a shitty business person. He just uses the law to his advantage knowing its flawed in his country. If anything he's the Jew in the scenario.

he sold them the rights in late 90s after another game adaptation of his books was a huge flop

I’m reading Tower of Swallows right now. I like the books, Sapkowski’s writing and dialogue to me is very tarankino-esque

never defended sapowski or this particular scenario but there can br many insatnces in which this law could in fact benefit the weaker party is an unfair business transaction in a more legitimate scenario than sapowski being an idiot.

Women don't like followers.

>about stronk women
It is, but they don’t know about it because they didn’t read the books.

the polish law would give him less than CDPR though, he's just being an idiot

What universe do you line in? Can I come live with you? It seems yours doesn't have social media.

That isn't how it happened. Sapowski literally said, "No, there will be no profit in this at all. Give me my money now." So they gave him what he asked for.

He is in the wrong entirely here.

I mean, outside a pre-production phase like LOTR had (3 years I think), you're never going to see anything like what he has on the left made for a bunch of extras.

im gonna masturbate to this

is the same in the oficial trailer

Okay, let that me rephrase that as you appear to be an idiot:
Women won't fuck their followers.

christ, people played this shit and called it a good game?

Someone is doing it wrong.

She's lied before so why should we believe her now?

Netflix, leftist liberal showrunner... you do the math

I believe her, and that's even worse.

>Women don't like followers.
>You're an idiot for not being able to read my mind and discern what I really wanted to say with that!
Not how it works Bubba

what?

>there will be no profit in this at all
And he was right. Microsoft literally saved them from bankruptcy after the 2nd game.

She's one fucking entertaining train wreck that's for sure

Yennefer actress is a CUTE! A CUTE!

The guy you quoted said: It is impossible to make super detailed and good armour for all the extras with a TV show budget. Get it? I know that ballsack armour is shit, but you misread what he was saying.

And then Witcher 3 happened and he demands money for it. Hell I wouldn't be surprised if in 50 years after he's dead his ghost isn't writing messages to the Polish Government about how he is being wronged after death and he deserves money and booze dumped in his grave.

"Representation" is a polluted term.

>ballsack armour

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Yeah, it looks full bad.

Sapowski asked for the amount in which he was given by CDPR.

Stop trying to pull bullshit that it was some underhanded corporate jewing.

A poo in loo, a poo!

Pos pics of the lass and my dick will be the judge.

>hmm faint smell of vodka...
>drops of ectoplasm on a type writer...
>wardrobe full of outdoors vests...
>empty safe with a bunch of IOUs
Sapkowski... gotta be

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>And then Witcher 3 happened and he demands money for it.
Because now they have money. Makes sense.

I am sorry that your based Polack auteur turned out to be a greedy Jew just like the rest of us user.

the end result of nepotism

honestly people are burnt out on fantasy after GoT and the last 2 seasons, especially the finale, left a bad taste in everyone's mouth.

CDPR > Sapowski > (powergap) > Lauren S. Hissrich

looks like shit.
good job

Do you have money, user? How about you win the lottery, then some drunk Pollack cunt turns up on your doorstep and demands money from you, citing that you executed and completed an agreement several years ago, and this somehow entitles him to more money? Sounds fair?

>Lone cosplayer dressing as Geralt one halloween
>A costume he made with his wife who is doing Yenn
>a chill fills the air
>the smell of vodka permeating
>a typewriter in the road typing
>You Owe Me 10 Million For The Costume

This.

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>Sounds fair?
It does If he helped me to buy the lottery ticket.

no, no, no terrible exaple
do something like:

Do you have a good paying job user? Remember when you bought that gum from that 7/11 store? Well they want to review the value of the gum and increase it one billion %, so now you have to pay them. Yes, even if they didn't do shit in the last 10 years while you worked your ass out.

>Brings magic...to fantasy

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damn, you're ugly
>rolls away

This show is gonna be pretty good, gonna get a second season for sure

So wait, feminism is just fantasy like magic then? I fucking knew it

2 moneys is deeposited in your saveings

Netflix ordered 2 seasons, so it doesn't even have to be good

>nope

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While i can´t say i aprove of the way the characters look (i mean, if they had to go BAME they could have at least chosen hot actrecess of something. Specially for Triss.) i mean this "no sexualization" policy is bullshit. For starters sex is a always a political tool on high fantasy books and shows so i am pretty sure attractiveness is going to be kind of relevant. On that regard being hot, no matter the skin colour, is relevant. An ugly Triss is not going to cut it... but more than that, they are being hypocrites because they clearly choose Cavill for his looks. In the books Geralt is not "pretty".

As for femminism there is a lot of court politics on the Witcher and the lodge is quite relevant so strong female characters are a given. Specially considering that a show can´t be about Geralt hunting monsters all the time like the games for budget reasons.

Being a fan of the games i am midly interested in how they choose to adapt the books but i am not particularly hyped nor disgusted by what i´ve seen. If the plot delivers and they keep the current day politics on the subtext instead of the text there is hope for the show. If they instead make an orange monster that likes to build walls to keep elves away from his forest then... well, let´s say there are like 5 other fantasy shows comming in the near future to compete for the same audience.

>Sell a painting and take the money up front despite being offered money for the rest of its span in museums as it potentially grows famous
>Turns out it becomes famous
>You would have gotten 100 times the amount had you accepted the original offer
>Demand money out of everyone despite having sold the painting and their work to make it famous unlike you

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this is fake

>Burgerpeople
>Purposely make unnecessary changes to a beloved polish cult classic
Isn't that just cultural appropriation? That kind that Burgerpeople would usually hang you for if it was the other way around?

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Magic is just science yet to be understood, feminism is just stupid.

>Burgerpeople

yeah, like the armor was months ago...

>(((bergerpeople)))

Sure.

>How do we ruin Ciri
>Idk make her 15-16 instead of 22 and completely change her entire race and skin color

don't try to distance yourself. America is basically Israel 2.0 now

so has anyone started torrenting yet

>Idk make her 15-16
She should be 10.

??

>gameniggers

Yeah I torrented The Boys last week, why?

also the most christian, gun loving and right wing of the western countries so yes (((bergers))) such as yourself are the problem

Kek

game>books>show

Ciri is an adult in the books, they aren't doing her bandit storyline in this show when she was a teenager.

>Ciri is an adult in the books
She’s 8 years old in the 2nd book.

>Ciri is an adult in the books
>the adaptation is about a younger Geralt
wut?

>the most christian, gun loving and right wing of the western countries
ok, stop trying to destroy Europe then and kissing israel and russia's ass

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And she's around 18 by the end of them. She's an adult, not a 15 year old nigger.

You are right, I totally do not see something like that happening...

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The books already had enough strong female characters.
I feel like they're going to make it where Geralt is a brainless oaf and needs to be saved over and over by female characters.

>Says the EU
How goes being Russian cucks thanks to Germany and being Muslim and Nigger infested due to liberal laws?

Both of our continents suck balls.

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Well in both books and games he somewhat did

>She's an adult, not a 15 year old nigger

She almost was

>the writers have no contact with the costume department

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>And she's around 18 by the end of them
You mean 15-16.

>stop trying to destroy Europe
ehhh, you can blame the muslims to that mate

So it's Jessica Jones set in Witcher without Luke Cage, gotcha.

She's 17 at the end of the books you retards.

>also the most christian

More than the mexicos? doubt it.

But isn't she literally the one who runs the show? Is she implying that she didn't even see the elephant scrotum armor? I'm confused now. I thought nothing can happen in a show without the showrunner okaying it first.

muslims are good people, white americans with big noses are not

netflix buddy... netflix..

And Shani was 12 when Geralt fucked her.

>muslims are good people

we're talking about countries in the civilized world

>Creator Lauren Hissrich
>Creator
>The actual creator Polish author Andrzej Sapkowski

They're even trying to take credit for creating something when they adapted it.

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I am more worried about how rushed the story will be or how awful the new story bits they add will be. Triss is in this first season, and I would find it hard to get to Blood of Elves in 8 episodes. So Triss gets new scenes, for some reason.
The whole "NETFLIX ORIGINAL" tagline is such horseshit

He'll try to sue them, give it a couple years when he's out of vodka money.

>muslims are good people

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I think "original" lost its meaning in those taglines, they seem to throw it on everything

Don't forget the bombings and trucks.

>throws acid on your sister/mother/wife/gf's face
>religion of peace

Oh i just poited out the most recently. An entire thread would be necessary for a list

>has to ban butter knives and other shit because muslims are stabbing people with them
When are you guys gonna ban trucks?

>big noses are mad
what's next? you're going to make the little mermaid black? hansel and Gretel and interracial couple? Dracula a black woman?

The Witcher was never good. The books, the games, and this show. It is all garbage. I'm glad I can laugh at all of this.

>little mermaid black
that ship sailed already buddy

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We're glad you posted.

Stop trying to act like you're asian, only they think white people have big noses. Stupid weeb.

Also if anybody has big noses it's the Canadians and British.

>Henry Caville will never be your big bro
>Henry's GF will never introduce you to her not as pretty but still cute and kind of awkward sister
>You'll never go hiking or fishing with the boys

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you need a hug
and a father figure

>what's next? you're going to make the little mermaid black?
umm at least she'll get BLEACHED