Be american

>be american
>arrive at Walmart:tm:
>just in time for the active shooter

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>be british
>be a fucking piece of shit garbage fucker cookie eating carpet muncher islam lover.

there’s very little shootings at walmarts actually. if there ever is one it’s in the parking lot. it’s mostly just trashy people brawling for no reason. also nice discord emote attempt tranny

rent sneed

OH SAY CAN YOU SHART

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>implying you'd ever see someone shoot up a place filled with rednecks and niggers
Fucking retard, half the customer base is probably carrying, wouldn't even make the news as the shooter would be the only casualty.

>be european portuguese
>country is literally on fire

Spice of life. The constant danger heightens our senses.

Everyone itt is American

>be british
>have no guns
>get stabbed to death by the diverse youths

*STOMP STOMP*
*CLAP*

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not quite, currently its
>be british
>plug damn with rocks even though country is fucked

I'm going to say it Europoors

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>be british
>get cancer, 1 year left to live
>life saving surgery available in 1.5 years

>be European
>say 5,999,999 people died in the Holocaust
>go to jail for life

SHART

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lol calm down /pol/cel

quick rundown?

>be american
>say there are 2 genders
>"um sweatie, you're canceled."

wanna have sex?

>mutts ACTUALLY think this argument makes sense

Dios mio...

>ITT americans trying to deflect the fact that their country is a shithole on par with brazil

brazil at least has monkeys

a guy (probably a spic) shot up a walmart and hasn't killed anyone

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>irrelevant thirdworlders spend their ENTIRE life obsessing about america thread #948645648739

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>be american
>go to jail for feeding cats
youtube.com/watch?v=qpOut90QSzM

>be yurofag
>make off-topic thread
>it gets deleted
>cry that mods are destroying "board culture" and that Yea Forums is for shitposting

lots of seething mutts itt lmao. do they actually think they aren't 3rd world?

Nah. A huge amount of crime is in pseudo quarantined """diverse""" and """urban""" areas. The vast majority of the country is nice.