/trek/ - FAITH OF THE HEAAAAART edition
ITS BEEN A LONG ROAD
gay edition
enterprise had the best 1st season of any trek
GOING TO THE FRIDGE FOR BEER
enterprise had the gayest 1st season of any trek
is that why paramount fired all the writers for s1+2?
>enterprise had the best 1st season of any trek
>enterprise had the gayest 1st season of any trek
I hate summer
Why don't people post Bashirfaggot anymore?
Because Bashirfaggot was Bashirfaggot's stalker.
Woah, really?
#deeplore
im just gonna post it
i liked voyager holodeck episodes
Fuck off, BF.
>implying Bashirfag only had one stalker
where my ENTchads at?
I liked the race episode
>scenes that couldn't be made today
I don't know or care if they did. The only other trek with a good first season is voyager. ds9 on the other hand was absolute garbage with some of the worst acting i've ever seen. it took a few seasons to become comfy. enterprise was comfy from episode 1
Reed was a gay
Shatner makes answering retarded fan questions look effortless.
Well you become a master after 10,000 hours of doing something don't you?
Bwaahahahahaha the Klingon...bloodwine.known for its exCEllenceeeeEe.
>implying all of Bashirfag's stalkers got bored at the same time
Your trip looks wrong.
Hey BF, I finally finished Zeta. I laughed when Kamille got a magical lobotomy and turned into a retard, which is fitting because the entire series is retarded. What a waste of time. I blame you.
79 >>>>>>> dog shit > Zeta
kys faggot.
>summer has proven not to change the dynamics of the board
oof
I fix it.
Please say one nice thing about Haman.
Her name reminds me of Hamon, a character who's actually good.
I'm watching Shatner live and he just confirmed he runs his own Twitter. He really is a Yea Forums baneposter.
Is that Jonathan Frakes?
Is it really necessary to have so many trips?
How about posting about Bashir or something?
The absolute worst Trek episode is Alice. Fight me.
>he's never owned a living car before
You just wouldn't understand the bond that exists between man and vehicle.
TLDR me, I forgot what happens in it.
>bashirfag blatantly samefagging
tripfag on suicide watch
it's a Tom Paris episode and that should tell you everything you need to know about it
>Paris is manipulated by the intelligence on board a mysterious alien shuttle recently acquired from an interstellar junkyard.
You hating on my man Paris?
Right here my man.
ENT was hurt by preconceived notions, vocal nerds being upset that it didn't jump into a Romulan War right away or do their own pet ideas of what a prequel series should do, and Trek fatigue. Also, it was somewhat ahead of it's time in a bad way - binge-watching works really well, especially into S3 and S4 (as I always say, some of the best seasons of Trek ever) and the ship and crew, especially Archer, change over time. Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed in S1, by S4 he's arming weapons and charging hull plating when a ship just looks mean. This probably didn't translate as well week-to-week over four years.
A ridiculous long shot by now, but if CBS did one more season, I'd be over the moon.
If ENT got the usual 7 season it would probably have been a contender for best Trek.
It's such a shame how it all went down, even the cast hated every second of the last episode.
nuTrek would never dare to do that.
NuTrek wouldn't do half the shit OldTrek did.
Why doesnt /trek/ have watch parties?
in general
What was the trekkiest thing you've done?
Any trek events you went to or looking forward too?
Ming the Merciless
This is true.
The trekkiest thing I've done is go to conventions. I don't dress up though.
You see any hot bitches?
Some, but a lot more land whales in scooter chairs
What was Sisco's stance on religion? I think he was atheistic.
How can a prophet be an atheist?
Ugh, this topic again.
prick
What topic?
Trek?
He's generating content.
What was Sisko's tax policy?
Why didn't the Prophets just close the Wormhole?
Why Worf wear chest belt?
They did.
It's a sash.
Why didn't the Prophets just teleport Sisko to Mount Doom?
Fucking Orinians. I wish those greenskins would go back to the belt.
OK, it's not funny anymore.
answer me, you faggot.
Why Worf always wear beauty queen sash?
I wish they put T'Pol in other uniforms more often.
What did Barclay do in there all day?
piss and shit
its been a long road
getting tired of this vulcan queer
its been a long time
but the time of blowing is near
What happened to him?
are there trans sexuals in season 3?
Who has the strongest team?
>he hasn't figured out all of /trek/'s villains are one person yet
I see kek blesses your OC
One person doesn't have that much time in the day.
It would be Ayelborne for having Data, but it also has the greatest concentration of absolutely useless characters. So gotta go with Q for the combined autism of Spock and Seven.
did you watch the whole thing?
I'm still in season 2 I think and it's STILL 90% interpersonal shut shit episodes with some weird holograms/hallucinations/scifi minor plot devices thrown in every now and then to accentuate the interpersonal shit.
I can't stand it. there's only one good episode for every 10 boring full house episodes
and now odo, my favorite character has turned from my a hardass security officer into a self exploring touchy feely hippy?
I was told it gets better when cisco grows a beard... but it's so hard to make it to that
is it worth it???
How do you figure that?
You have to watch every episode.
Not my OC bud, but thanks.
Watch it all and bear with it.
Odo gets worse down the line, I'm suprised you think he's bad in S2 when up until like S5ish or so, he was in his peak form. It goes downhill after that.
>*tumbles into frame*
>"despite being 13% of the Federations population Klingons-"
you think data ever tried jerking off just to see what it was like
No, he can't produce sperm or orgasm.
Where did you find this pic of me??
guess who?
but i thought he was "fully functional"
He's basically a laptop by our standards.
Data was VERY functional.
it's the best star trek by far but...
I have a few big complaints
namely the tech
#1 time travel
this was the worst part by far. why go back to the earliest period in star trek history just to focus on time travel for like 3 seasons
>muh temporal war
it would have been okay if they left time travel for the xindi arc and the obligatory Nazi episode and that's it
no more time travel after that... focus on the time they're in
#2 all the tech.
they could have had so much more interesting episodes if They didn't have stun phasers and NO TRANSPORTERS!!!
imagine how much more difficult every encounter would have been for the crew trying to take the moral high ground if every hostile encounter couldn't be solved by merely stunning the bad guys and throwing them in the brig
and then there's all the safety and convenIence the transporter gave them
every time someone was about to die it was So easy just for them to get transported to safety at the last second
imagine if they were forced to use the shuttles pretty much always.
and the first few episodes had the right idea with at least making the transporter only good for transporting objects
but then they decided to disregard that about 5 episodes later for some reason
the show would have been sooo much better without those two sci-fi magic writer's cheat codes
and plus the show would have FELT much more engaging if the Enterprise was discovering all the new tech from aliens to bring back to earth...
having shitty weapons, armor and only warp 3 or 2 for a while until they analyzed other aliens tech and then sent that info back home would have made the Enterprise look more like it was on the cutting edge of technology, constantly finding new tech upgrades to later in the series apply to the ship getting warp 3 eventually and warp 4 and start feeling more in charge
but no... they were pretty much at warp 4-5.5 from the beginning. boring
but yeah it's still the best star trek. could have been even better though
>Jacking Off? Ah yes. Masturbating, Wanking, Jerking It, Spanking The Monkey, To Play wi-
>That's enough, Mr Data.
reeeeee
must be chronological
>dem big logical vulcan milkers
Why did every Trek except STD have at least one cutie?
no. actually read everything you faggot
not having magic star trek tech would have made every single episode far more interesting
if this was a ship to ship battle Metrons team would be a subtle powerhouse.
>three of the best pilots
>the best ship battle tactician
>dirty guerrilla master
>super dirty captain
>the best engineer and a really good weapons engineer
I forgot how big her tiddies were. And because it helps sell the show. I wish they'd bring back "kirk's exotic alien-fucktoy-of-the-week" for qt material in some trek but this nu-trek shit is just awful.
because appeasing the male gaze is LITERALLY RAPE now
im sure they're happy to show plenty of buff shirtless guys though
and that's a good thing!
>because it helps sell the show
that's not the question you moron
if it sells the show why doesn't it sell the show in STD?
>"kirk's exotic alien-fucktoy-of-the-week"
Literally never happened you faggot STD producer. Actually watch Trek before you speak.
Because the new bet a lot of studios are taking is to avoid hot women all together because they threaten potential female viewers. That red-haired beluga makes stacey feel secure. The big tiddy fit vulcan babe makes her feel in competition for the coveted male gaze (of men who aren't creepy) or angry that her boyfriend might be looking at the hot chick with lust.
It's all so tiresome.
am i the only one who actually UNIRONICALLY liked the song?
like... i literally watched it every single episode and really enjoyed the gradual technology progression
up until they remixed it that is... that was horrible and i can't stand it
Damn, Metron got shafted
Daisy Ridley and Captain Fungus are about as hot as you can cast without female audience members feeling threatened by a superior woman.
women shouldn't be allowed to watch scifi...
or vote
>I wish they'd bring back "kirk's exotic alien-fucktoy-of-the-week"
Stop pretending you've watched TOS.
The episodes are too long and boring
could you low attention span retards actually read what i said?
its literally only 2 paragraphs of words
i want criticism/agreement
i posted big vulcan milkers what else do i have to do?
They're so big and milky. It makes it hard to read.
as if ill watch that dated garbage
freaking greek gods as aliens
greeeeat idea
Go to Yea Forums if you want to write big paragraphs about how smart you are
>go to Yea Forums if you actually want to DISCUSS tv shows
>post memes and pretend you hate everything or leave!
what a great board
I sang along to it every time, my fren.
>S4 (as I always say, some of the best seasons of Trek ever)
The Surak katra story was pretty good.
It was her turn!
Can the replicators on the enterprise make weed
If you smoke weed generated by the holodeck does it get you high
What if dr soong made a chip that let data smoke weed
I'm just shitpostin m8 good luck finding the serious discussions.
Do ugly insecure women actually think they can compete with beautiful confident women? Why does everything have to be made ugly because roasties reeeee on woke twitter?
Everyone in Starfleet uses synthecoke and spice
if you replicated weed it would of course make you high
what would be more unbelievable is making food that actually solves your hunger
but obviously its making real things
Q's team has Captain Picard and Odo and Spock. I think he wins.
You're right. Except the one where the retarded holographic Irish think Paris is a wizard.
bruhs
It has no right to be so goddamn catchy. However the original Rod Stewart version is better because it just embraces the song's cheesiness and turns it up to 11.
NO ONES GOING TO BEND OR BREAK ME
They're not real, are they?
Pig related, the Maquis uprising one, and The Doctor's self-victimization fantasy are the only good ones.
good question
in the context of the show they are because vulcans wouldn't be vain enough to use plastic surgery
but the actress... not sure
I wanted to see her in the later federation uniforms.On Seven they looked so much better then her usual skin tight suit.
>wearing less revealing clothing
>better
user i...
i have some bad news for you
They're fake tits. Just like Palicki's. Disgusting.
The inflated-baloon-taped-to-a-wall look is really unpleasant.
Modest grill is best grill
>8 kb
Post a real picture and I will tell you. I am an expert of tits.
I think on some level, you have to be insane to get fake tits. There's a deep personality flaw that exists in that sort of person. It's little wonder that she got divorced after two months.
in real life maybe for a potential wife
but on tv, no
the more women are reminded that their only purpose is to appease men the better
best i could find sorry m8
>any adult female
sane
lmao user are you a virgin?
and women altering their bodies to be more attractive to men is pretty run of the mill imo
>makeup
>dying hair
>corsets to make breasts look bigger
they've been doing it for thousands of years
I did some research and have discovered she has bolt-ons and her nipples aren't even pointing in the same direction.
Her right nipple is in the bottom hemisphere of her breast pointing center and her left nipple is on the upper hemisphere painting upward left.
Not only are her tits fake but they're botched. Bad tits but I'd still make her my Vulcan love slave.
Oh no...
I really hate those frails or whatever it is in the midriff.
MORE UNIFORM SEVEN
c'est la vie
Makeup, dyed hair and corsets aren't on the same level as silicon breasts or plastic surgery in general. Have sex.
uhhhh
you DO realize that natural tits point in different directions right user?
thats literally the OPPOSITE of an indicator of fake
its an indicator of natural breasts
(though thats hard to believe considering how perky they are)
straight tits that are perfectly symmetrical and point the same way is a big indicator of plastic surgery
so... you have a source for your claims or just going off of your own observations?
same incel
they both achieve the same desired result:
making themselvse more attractive to members of the opposite sex
the only difference is your own personal bias
wrong again roastie
im not the guy talking about bolt-ons
Cutting open your flesh really is another level. I don't know why but I find fake breasts really unpleasant to look at.
>natural tits point in different directions
Right, but they aren't in wildly different locations on each breast. A difference of a couple degrees is average, being on completely opposite sides is not. Post your wonky tits if you want to prove me wrong.
>cutting open your body and modifying it is the same as smearing blush on your face
so... tattoos?
then there's all the feet binding chinese women did
the ridiculous neck rings that extend the neck of women in some african tribe
its been going on for thousands of years
I don't think smashed feet or neck rings are attractive either. I don't find any form of body modification attractive. Makeup is fine as long as she doesn't look like a disgusting cakeface.
>starts talking about other things
You're really scatterbrained. You have far less synapses than the average man.
so just your observations then?
and no not just by a few degrees
natural breasts point in noticeably different directions and often look like chameleon eyes trying to look at two different things
feministing.com
link at the top of the page has a few examples
its literally the same subject you linear thinking brainlet
but yes my mind constantly fires off in 5 different directions because i have an IQ of 120 and adhd
there's also chemical treatments of the skin for whitness
ingesting tape worms to stay skinny
the list goes on and on
if a woman has shitty breasts and wants to make them look better for her man then i say go for it
besides not all breast augmentation requires implants
sometimes they just cut off some excess skin and tighten things up for perk
as demonstrated by the link i gave above a good percentage of women have really ugly breasts
a non-virgin would know this by experience, so in short... im perfectly happy with breast surgery given all the hotties ive seen take their bra off and have some ugly pepperoni areolas
but i prefer not having inserts ... idc about size so much as perkiness, shape and areolas
also japanese women get surgery for pink nipples which i too am not above appreciating
Not him, but your link does not contain any images of breasts where the nipples point in radically different directions like he's describing. To be perfectly honest, and I'm not trying to be insulting, you seem very stupid.
You're describing extremes. The vast majority of women don't do any of this shit.
maybe if you didnt have subhuman IQ levels you would have read the part where i said
THE LINK AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE
>natural breasts point in noticeably different directions and often look like chameleon eyes trying to look at two different things
What the fuck? No, nipples generally point in a similar direction however Jolene's are wildly cock-eyed. Post your tits or get off my dick, virgin.
look at the link you stupid incel
and then open the link at the top of the page of that link
im not linking directly to nude breasts so i can get b&
im not on a proxy kys
>thinks I didn't look at the gallery
Like I said, you seem very stupid. You also have extremely poor reading comprehension, typical of a low IQ individual. I'm being honest with you.
my problem with enterprise is they very much Americanized it. even that shitty intro song
it no longer has that whole world in unity feel.
>my problem with enterprise is REEEE AMERICA
incel lmao
Just stop posting. Women find me irresistible because people love someone who knows what they want and I've lost count of how many tits I've seen in real life, from a cups to triple d's, and never once were nipples pointing in weird directions. No more (You)s until you post your tits.
you literally said
>your link does not contain
so by YOUR OWN WORDS
you implied that you didnt open the gallery
but go ahead and keep showing how much of an idiot you are by believing you can ascertain someone's intelligence level by words typed on an anonymous image board
and yes they do
if you looked for more than 5 seconds you would find them
in fact most of them point in opposite directions of each other
unlike you thinking that i seem very stupid
i know with certainty that you are well below average IQ
almost female levels
retard
indeed. instead of it being separate from that bullshit like tos.
unless you're implying that im a female im gonna have to assume that you're even more stupid than the other guy im responding to (which is a really low mark) because i literally already posted examples you dumb autist
No, I wrote
>but your link does not contain any images of breasts where the nipples point in radically different directions
But I know you're shitposting with this strawman because you're aware that none of the breasts in the gallery live up to your claims. Everyone reading this thread can plainly see how dumb you are, so continue making a fool of yourself.
considering that the inventor of warp drive was an american it would make sense that americans would have the most advanced space fairing technology
You're acting strangely defensive if you aren't a female. I think titsanon might be right...
>tfw no big tiddy borg gf
No. He is one of my favorite Voyager characters. (And I'm the guy who said Alice is the worst episode ever.)
Regular reminder that she did nothing wrong.
idk what you think the guy i was responding to was implying
but unless you're expecting breasts flying in impossible directions like in your animu than i exactly fulfilled the requirements set before me
someone told me to show images of breasts with nipples that post in different directions
i did exactly that you simpleton
your arbitrary expectations of what i was supposed to do have no bearing on the argument you sniveling neanderthal
now stfu and dont talk to me anymore because YOU are the one everyone can clearly see as a moron
and no YOU MISTAKENLY SAID these EXACT WORDS
>but your link does not contain any images of breasts where the nipples point in radically different directions like he's describing
and by WHAT YOU SAID the reader would correctly assume that you were referring to the direct link i put in my post
it doesnt matter what you THOUGHT you were saying that is what you SAID
it doesnt matter how you FEEL you're still wrong you stupid imbecile
also kys
Changelings are shapeshifting jews and so are you.
...
Her tits are probably pointing in the same direction.
>Female Changeling
I post it
because when i talk to retards who imply that im stupid it sets me off
Share your pain, /trek/
Habitat ring pls
If you stop spamming essays about how nipples are angled like chameleon eyes then people will stop calling you stupid, genius.
He's an incel, take it easy on his fragile ego.
no. stupid people will call people smarter than them stupid for as long as humans exist
and it is my purpose in life to hammer into their brains that THEY are in fact the ones who are stupid
and my chameleon eye analogy is a perfect one
We will never live in Star Trek world because most humans are ruled by their most base desires and instincts and our ruling elites want to keep us pacified and bred into mindless cattle.
It makes me sad, still.
whoa... deep
epic post my friend, are you a philosopher?
T'Pol's tits make me diamonds even if they are botched bolt-ons. I shouldn't fap to them but I do. The Venus dimples above her ass also fuck me up. Forgive me.
bruh
DS9 wins by default, but every first season (if not two) is shite.
It wasn't meant to be deep, he asked me to share my pain.
wow ur so learned
i hope one day i can be like u
DS9 is my favorite Trek, but TOS had the best first season of all time. Of all time!
Just pointing this out because makes DS9 fans look like morons.
Don't be so sure of it. Humans have come a long way in even the last hundred years. True, we'll never have a perfect paradise, but most people want to just live and get on with their lives without hurting anyone.
Nothing wrong with it, I've dedicated many wanks to T'Pol. A tit is a tit is a tit. Feel no shame, my brother, only pride.
You don't always have to hide behind a mask of irony, fren.
You are very wise. Thank you, brother.
This pic put me off her forever. May it aid you too, brother.
Archer was best captain.
Young people don't come here, at least not in large numbers. The last people that could be even vaguely considered an "oldfag" are long done with school. Club Zed wouldn't even know what to do with an imageboard thread, and most of the later milennials are firmly adhered to reddit and twitter by now.
Also, nobody under 25 gives much of a fuck about Star Trek.
You have literally survived the worst part of DS9. Congratulations
Just push through, season 3 is where it gets KINO. Remember, you haven't even met the Dominion yet, the main villian of the series
Honestly though, if you aren't hooked by season 3's episode The Die is Cast then Id consider jumping ship. That episode concludes a two parter that very much sets the tone for how later episodes feel
You're god damned right.
>didn't breed Hoshi or T'Pol once
>probably fucked his dog instead
"No."
Definitely the most comfy captain
>left nipple pointing at the sun
>right nipple pointing at the sea
I said I fap to T'Pol not Jolene
Look, if you survived the first 2 seasons of TNG, you can easily survive the ones of DS9.
>Season 1
TOS=ENT>VOY>DS9>TNG
>Season 2
TOS>ENT>DS9>TNG=VOY
>Season 3
TNG>DS9=VOY>ENT>TOS
>Season 4
TNG=DS9=ENT>VOY
>Season 5
TNG=DS9>VOY
>Season 6
DS9>TNG=VOY
>Season 7
DS9=VOY>TNG
Total Score
TOS = 12
TNG = 12
DS9 = 14
VOY = 11
ENT = 11
Do STD
what the fuck
>didn't touch a dirty vulcan
>probably used to fuck Hoshi in south america but stopped because he became her CO
>fucked mirror universe Hoshi anyway
>bred Captain Hernandez while on a camping trip in order to forget his Xindi induced PTSD
Yeah I'm thinking he's based
Is more Lynchian or Lovecraftian?
>Season 1
TOS=ENT>VOY>DS9>TNG>STD
>Season 2
TOS>ENT>DS9>TNG=VOY>STD
>Season 3
TNG>DS9=VOY>ENT>TOS
>Season 4
TNG=DS9=ENT>VOY
>Season 5
TNG=DS9>VOY
>Season 6
DS9>TNG=VOY
>Season 7
DS9=VOY>TNG
Total Score
TOS = 12
TNG = 12
DS9 = 14
VOY = 11
ENT = 11
STD = 4
NO! LIAR!
I CAN SEE HER NIPLETS
Can you see what directions they're pointing in?
left
How wet was Blalock during the filming of this scene
>what else do i have to do?
post Trip/T'Pol shower scenes
I would give anything to rub a Vulcan qt's back
Not even in a sexual way, it's just logical that she would need relief from back pain and the stress of having to always repress what she's feeling and seem perfect all the time
Wouldn't even brag about it to the rest of the crew
>TOS
2/4 Space Adventure, 2/4 Morality Play
>TNG
3/4 Morality Play, 1/4 Space Adventure
>DS9
2/4 World Building, 2/4 Character Play
>VOY
3/4 Space Adventure, 1/4 Morality Play
>ENT
2/4 Space Adventure, 1/4 Morality Play, 1/4 World Building
>STD
3/4 Virtue Signaling, 1/4 Space Adventure
This is what zero body fat looks like.
Hopefully she got off the coke.
He most likely got some T'Poon in the alternate reality where the Xindi destroy Earth and she's his caretaker.
Did he nail that sort-of spy on Risa? Or get any green from the Orions in Bound?
she's so smol
Fuck off, VF
>He most likely got some T'Poon in the alternate reality
I forgot about that. He definitely got some.
>yfw Archer canonically owned sex slaves
I piss and shit on Valleyforge.
If there were a planet full of sexy humanoid aliens as intelligent as the animals we use for farming and companionship then would it be immoral to keep them as sex slaves if they don't object?
I love how they had to do an angle on Smackdown to shave Big Show's head for this appearance. It involved a tranquilizer gun.
Give them a good home, feed them and vaccinate them and you're good to go.
Post Mirror Porthos, shit's kino.
We need to start seriously exploring space.
This is a containment planet, user. We're not going anywhere.
apparently we're the sex slave planet for the aliens who keep abducting us so they can put stuff in our butts
irl aliens are big gay
(((mazarites))).jpg
BASED EDITION BLA
i am glad that Star Trek will always be a meaningful part of my life, something that always has given me hope and inspired me
I want newfags to leave
Underrated post
At least we managed to avoid a bitchfest about religion in fiction and had a nice discussion about T'Pol's tits
That pic's quite old now. She's also taken the bogpill since then.
R.I.P.
THERE AREN'T ANY FUCKING MUSLIMS IN STAR TREK THEY ALL DIED IN WW3
Ashes to ashes.
Our ship is broken.
Jesus Christ how old is she?
It's like she hit the wall hard at 35 or something.
If by the wall you mean plastic surgery and botox
I just got back from seeing Once Upon A Time in Hollywood and I am okay with Tarintino making a spaghetti western about barefoot Vulcan women.
How much fatter will fat Riker be in Star Trek: Picard?
Well she always had fake tits, but her skin still looked natural in Trek.
What was your sexual orientation again?
Please stop posting here
Still just 44.
Nana Visitor is 62.
He needs to lower the gravity in his quarters to be able to move without getting winded.
Why is Wesley such an unlikeable character.
He's a popular, intelligent, gifted Chad. Of course the fat nerds who watch Star Trek would find him offensive.
Shut up Wesley.
>making AIDS history
I also think Phil Lord and Chris Miller should write for Trek.
Patrick Stewart is extra queer.
Women with dark hair and pronounced cheekbones are the master race.
GILF!!!!!
For fuck sake,she looks way hotter than many women(who are at least 30/40 years younger!!) that have plastic surgeries.
man I gotta get back to them southern jungles on bajor
The "master race" would be the one that is most evolved, i.e., blonde hair, blue eyes.
A few years ago she was still dyeing her hair and looked like she was still in her 30s. It's freaky how well she's aged.
I meant the master race of aesthetics you dumb /pol/ fag. Blondes are boring.
Says you.
Besides, you can't have T'Pol without pol.
>one of the smallest minorities in looks is boring
Imagine actually believing this.
Blonde hair and blue eyes is boring basic Stacey tier. True beauty is dark hair, preferably no longer than shoulder length, and deep brown eyes. Blonde hair and brown eyes is acceptable if they have dark eyebrows. Blue and green eyes always look common.
The fuck?This was only 3 years ago!!!
If it were actually attractive then it wouldn't be a minority.
En- *cough* *cough* *wheeezes* ... Engage.
This is the most retarded thing I've read in a while, well done.
You probably think stubbly bald sandpaper vaginas are better than soft and fluffy bushes.
Blue and green eyes are the least common, and most evolved. Brown eyes are most common, and least evolved. Fact. Your opinion as to what is or is not "boring", or even "aesthetically pleasing" is just that: opinion.
>most evolved
...okay?
Trek has too few women with naturally light hair.
It's sad.
>Your opinion as to what is or is not "boring", or even "aesthetically pleasing" is just that: opinion.
imagine being the insecure roastie who typed this
wrong, TOS had the best first season
>roastie
He's a /pol/tard
Are you suggesting that's light hair?
Are you blind?
Only a roastie would trash another roastie. Even a /pol/tard would rather post about the kind of woman he wants to fuck instead.
Did you read his other posts? He likes blonde haired blue eyed women
user started talking about evolution then got so triggered they started reeeeeing about opinions being subjective. Classic roastie behavior.
Sounds like a /pol/tard incel to me but at least we can agree he's a moron
based and porthos pilled. he has more acting talent than anyone on TNG, DS9, or VOYAGER.
ENT is the true patrician tier of all star trek spin offs by any standard. story, effects, actors, comfy level, interior designs, and babes.
ENT > TOS >>>>>>>>>>> VOY >>>>>>>>>>> DS9 >>>>>>> TNG
friendly reminder: picard is a tea sipping french retard who killed thousands of humans and left whole timelines ruined that Archer had to clean up.
No?
It's just T'Pol looking a bit sad.
BASED
the *only* thing TNG had going for it was Troi and her farts.
laughtrek.com
>Counselor Troi embarks on a vital social, hygienic and educational mission. She wants you to know something important about her race. Betazoids have and they do emit gas, the same as virtually any other humanoid species. There’s something a bit different about her people, however – when they bake butt biscuits, the odor isn’t offensive. Yes, when they fart, the smell is decidedly aromatic.
>Troi is assigned as Counselor to Captain Picard on Enterprise 1701-D. When Troi farts, she has nothing at all to worry about – neither do her crewmates.
>The always demure Deanna Troi, as the Starship Enterprise Counselor prepared for her day’s professional therapy sessions. Lt. Barclay was nowhere in sight, so we felt relaxed and confident we’d not be disturbed.
>We’re good, right, I mean you’re not going to fart during our interview?
>Troi chuckled, “Such a direct question, I love that kind of icebreaker. The Enterprise maintains a pretty good fart suppression system from what Geordi tells me, but I don’t think you’ll have to worry.”
>Betazed is fart free? Astounding.
>“Well, I am half human and half Betazoid, but basically Betazed flatulence is, shall we say – aromatic. Our gas gives off a rather pleasant smell, so no matter where I am – even when technology can’t suppress the mean smell of a fart, people around me have no worries when I root a toot toot.”
>And what exactly does the gas smell like – can you give us an idea?
>“It’s hard to describe really. I mean, some say Betazoid flatulence reminds them off spring flowers or a rainy, summer day. I’ve even heard of some people comparing our gas to a breezy summer beach. It’s really quite a lovely experience.”
Why is she sad?
That does not look like a woman in her 30s. That looks like a woman in her 50s, though she's still hot.
The problem with older women is that they get super dry and you have to use v jelly or else the friction starts to hurt them
She's in the Mirror Universe.
Damn that would suck
Hoshi is the thinking man's trekfu
Asian features are angelic. Hoshi should have been more prominent
>A few years ago she was still dyeing her hair and looked like she was still in her 30s. It's freaky how well she's aged.
brah you been hanging around too many 50-60 year old women who blatantly lie about their age or what? or, are you blind? nan visitor is and always will be one of the ugliest, most boring and plain looking trek women of all trek time.
list of ACTUALLY cute trek girls(in no particular order):
t'pol
hoshi
kamala
ezri dax
kes
beautiful mommy tier:
beverly crusher
deanna
and almost ANY random cutie from TOS back when the cast solely beautiful white women(the token negress doesnt count)
and pic related for cutest
trek women that people think are hot but are actually NOT:
7 of 9
jadzia dax
kira nerys
>t'pol
>hoshi
>ezri
Shit taste
>not wanting to break your dick off with T'Pol's cunt
gay
She's a literal thot who has one night stands with aliens she just met though.
>Shit taste
bitter granny nan poster
Troi was fucking hot, we can agree on that