Vodka martini, stirred not shaken

Pour up, drank, head shot, drank
Sit down, drank, stand up, drank
Pass out, drank, wake up, drank
Faded, drank, faded, drank

>ms bond, do you know anything about the recent bike thefts at HQ?

>there is a problem bond, the enemy have built their secret hide out in the middle of a shallow lake and we have run out of floaties

>ms bond has the highest agent training score in history with only one slight problem, her accuracy is terrible, guess we'll have to teach her to stop shooting the gun side ways

>ms bond you'll love this new device, its not just a African to English translator, its also a basic education

>this is a stealth mission, ms bond. Try and keep your voice down!

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top kek

>No Miss Bond, I'm afraid that you can't cash out before the first hand is dealt and exchange your chips for food stamps

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bannana baaanaaan bonnga

>Bond, you cant keep claiming KFC family bucket meals as a business expense

Miss Bond you don't scream blackjack and then bash the table, we are playing poker, and you seem to have a total of 15 regardless

sponsored product placement is a big part of Bond films. BMW, Smirnoff, Heineken, watches, clothes. Even the Walther PPK chambered in weird Euro rounds is a big deal to some gun nuts to this day.

So what products can we hope to be shilled by Lawshawanda "Bail Bond" Lynch?

>Do me a favor, will you?
>Throw that down the toilet.
>Cut out the middleman.
Why did he do this?

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Nike

>a bike, stolen not purchased

>Purple drank, straight from the carton 'yo.

God I fucking hate niggers

product placements only work if your gonna BUY the product

Steel Reserve
KFC
Popeye's
Church's Chicken
WorldStarHipHop
Travel Agencies promoting trips to Wakanda

The possibilities are endless.

Honestly the memes are so good I don't even care about the movie anymore. This is better than anything some hollywood hack could think of on a coke bender.

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how will she fuck up for bond to have to switch off daytime bbc tv to go help woggo

Powerful.

Reminds me of Lana Kane joking about being the only black female spy in Siberia...

>watermelon four loko, before they removed the caffeine, not after.

kek

On another bread about tanniy kids broken down by /pol

I found this funny not shut down ..

OMFG
Its that *Guy* here
This mutt Jannie on here is the Redditor trannie going thru Hormone drugges now , his senpai /frens disowned him after t. Intervention .
Wow wonder why this bread lasted , top tier Kek

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On another bread about tanny kids broken down by /pol

I found this funny not shut down ..OMFG

Its that *Guy* here

This mutt Jannie on here is the Redditor trannie going thru Hormone drugges now , his senpai /frens disowned him after t. Intervention .
Wow wonder why this bread lasted , top tier Kek

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>White moving first is a time honoured tradition, miss Bond. Don't read too much into it.

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>Ms. Bond, it defeats the purpose of a stealth mission when you scream out WORLD STAR after every kill...

Bike, stolen not bought

*monkey noices*

Someone will be smoking a cigarillo resembling blacknmild or swisher

I'm sorry, Ms. Bond, "foo stamp" -- as you refer to them -- cannot be used to purchase poker chips

>"Would you like a cigar, Ms. Bond?
>*chimpanzee noises*
>"No Ms. Bond I'm afraid I don not have any "swishas" on hand."

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>"The name's Nuffin, Dindu Nuffin"

That would actually be a good name for the male sex interest. It has that Pussy Galore sort of ring to it.

>The name's Nood, Bix Nood

>What's going on crew?

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>"Perhaps you'd settle for a Cuban?"
>007 rips apart the cigar and begins filling it with weed
>villian cringes