Conservatives want LIVE BABIES so they can raise them to be DEAD SOLDIERS

>debunked

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this, they all think they are le epic trolls XD when they just come off as petulant children

...

If women want equality, they should be able to be drafted

>dude fuck republicans AND democrats lol doesn't matter they are all corrupt lmao right wing left wing chicken wing am i right lmao
>also fuck everything right-wing/conservative
what did carlin mean by this

>get called out for saying stupid shit
>can't back it up so you throw out reddit as an insult
pathetic

They demand equality, they desserve to serve

if you were drafted to fight a war would you really want women in your unit?

That's because he was not a prop comedian, fucktard.

he does a whole bit on politically correct language in the same special

he's right you know

>whataboutism
shit why didn't Carlin just go to China and talk shit about Mao?? What a pussy!

He's right. Instead lets just murder those babies right now. That's way more moral.

Daily reminder that Carlin is literally the most overrated boomer hack in the history of comedy.

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fuck off back to /pol/ retards

That's literally every "Centrist".
They're never actually "Centrist". They are always, ALWAYS just Democrats with a few niggling concerns about the party's dogma. Not actual dissenters.

>Daily reminder that Carlin is literally the most overrated boomer hack in the history of comedy.

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No, but I don't want faggots in there either. And Democrats already through that shit out the window.

>whataboutism

i.e. "D-D-Don't call me out on my hypocrisy!!!!..."

>dude strawman lmao

are you snowflakes really crying about a dead comedian

>tfw went to a drug rehab place and one of the boomers thought carlin comedy was still relevant and I wanted to strangle him to death

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Centrism is based, we're changed the world with our radically centrist views. We care about nothing, onward! To Netflix!

The overton window essentially consists of marxism and neoliberalism at this point retard

yeah thats what the robots are for

Rate my Carlin joke guys:

>They say our government is run on a system of checks and balances. Yeah, blank checks and bank balances!

nice I have that lamp

kek

Duuude that shit makes u think! Heres another gem from the master. If pro is the opposite of con, then what’s the opposite of progress? That’s why I don’t vote because like none of this shit matters man *sips*

Yes because fucking up the army to spite women is a good idea

I'd really like my unit in women though nomsayin

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Abortion is the biggest neocon issue remaining in our time. It's vestiges must be wiped away.

neocons don't give a shit about abortion

But Carlin wasn't pro Israel nor does he resemble the stereotypical boomer at all, this doesn't make sense

this

No one in power actually does. Its literally just an issue that'll never actually get resolved so they just keep talking about it to distract you from important shit.

It's the second largest pillar of neoconservatism behind Wars for Israel.

>tfw went to a drug rehab place

As a doctor/worker/volunteer? Or as a patient?

>The reality is that most normies view /pol/ and tumblr as basically the same thing

Normies literally don't know what a "/pol/" is you delusional retard.
Stop pretending the general public shares your Boogieman Complex.

Typical trump supporter.

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That's fucking wrong though idiot, even basic socialism of the kind America already had decades ago is seen as ridiculously impractical near-communism. America had some of the bloodiest labour wars in history with dissenters being killed by actual government and corporate assassins, 'rednecks' got their name from wearing red neckerchiefs to sympathise with literal communist parties in Europe, and people striked on and off until FDR gave them the New Deal - but all that's been thrown down the memory hole, so now that workers are getting shafted again they don't know how to respond or even that they're 'allowed' to because the Dems are barely left of the Republicans.

>dude just shut up and let me kill my children you dumb neocons!!!!!

Your deflection isn't working, roastie.

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Nobody should ever die. That's my political position.

It's not like they found nothing though

>basic socialism

>red baseball caps didn't exist before Trump

I have no problem thinking you believe this considering your party also believes facts & logic are "social-constructs" invented by the white man to oppress women, blacks and gays.

They literally found nothing.

Stop shifting the goal posts retard

What did they find, cuck? Be specific. No vague """"""evidence of interference"""""" shit you faggots normally pull.
I want actual concrete accusations. How did Russia hack the election for Trump using Pokemon GO?

liberals believe in human over population. thats why they fight for abortion so heavily, among other things

I'm not the first poster.
There were indictments and they found that Russian trolls were agitating public opinion on the internet.

>No no no bro, in reality the Overton Box is TOO FAR RIGHT, not too far Left! Please ignore all the Communist college professors and six-year-old boys being injected with Estrogen to make them grow tits. America is too FAR RIGHT! Prof. Shickelburg said so! You just have to ignore the evidence!

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>Russian trolls were agitating public opinion on the internet

Just like they downvoted Captain Marvel and They Last Jedi!?!?!
HOLY SHIT, THIS SOUNDS TOTALLY REAL AND NEEDS TO BE DEALT WITH.

You realize a few Russians actually showed up, right? All the indictments that have been opened so far have been totally empty.

does anyone think that /pol/ is losing influence? just look etc

You're an extremist because your life sucks and you hate yourself.
no, killing shitskins/men won't make your life better

>Russian trolls were agitating public opinion on the internet.

i.e. "People from another country posted opinions I don't like somewhere".

Wow, that's a real smoking gun you got there, McCarthy.

>Facebook posts are hacking the election now

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They were stirring up trouble on Twitter in 2015-16. Basically just making accounts impersonating Americans and shit flinging.

>even basic socialism of the kind America already had decades ago

ITT Leftist historical revisionism.

haha damn, that totally changed my mind we should totally let whore women kill their children in the womb instead of them living and contributing to their country

murder is morally acceptable if it makes your life more convenient

I never said that this was concrete proof of Trump's guilt of something serious. It's not nothing though.
I never said they hacked the election.

>They were stirring up trouble on Twitter in 2015-16.

Just like literally every liberal faggot on Twitter?

fuck you big guy. im centrist and i lean right.

They literally found nothing, asshole.

What is social security?

>It's not nothing though.
Compared to the general shitfest that is the internet already, and compared to ACTUAL election fraud perpetrated by US and other countries, it is.

"Liberal faggots" don't usually create accounts for opposing views and tweet outrageous things at each other just to aggravate spectators.

Yeah in the grand scheme of things it's insignificant compared to things like voter suppression or Israeli influence in US politics.

>indictments
Yes but maybe you should actually look into what those were actually about. Most of them weren't actually related to the campaign.

>It's not nothing though.

Yes, "People from another country posted things somewhere on the Internet I don't like" is literally nothing, faggot.
It happens ALL the fucking time and nobody bats an eye unless it's something you can desperately try to use to attack Trump with.
You leftcucks are unironically delusional. You're spacking about Russian posts on Facebook apparently controlling the minds of Americans while China literally prints propaganda-articles in Newsweek ad-space designed to look like real articles and Marxist college professors literally indoctrinate an entire generation into becoming Antifa shock-troops. It is a baffling example of fucked priorities.

they dont have sex. the know

>murder is morally acceptable if it makes your life more convenient
what's wrong with that?

Take off the tinfoil hat. I'm just saying what the report said.

the best part is Mueller indited some employees of a russian marketing firm that posted articles on facebook expecting them to never show up to defend themselves because they lived in russia, and they sent a lawyer to the US and asked to see the evidence against them and mysteriously the state couldn't produce it lol

>had decades ago

We STILL have that. Nobody forgot it.

The problem is that it was a shit idea that Democrats ruined with inflation and welfare.

Are you this sensitive about politics or are you not capable of understanding a simple joke

Source?

Yes they do, retard. Liberals literally false-flag through sockpuppet accounts all the time. It's one of their main propaganda-tactics.

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Not him but the biggest problem with SS is the aging population. It's the same in most developed countries.

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kek

>Take off the tinfoil hat.

Said the guy that thinks Russia controls American elections with Facebook and Pokemon GO hacking.

Any reliable evidence of this?
I already said that I never said that.

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Is Mueller the biggest clown the Left has trotted out this year? Or has AoC eclipsed him?

What have "conservatives" ever "conserved"? So far, they've failed to conserve:

>Marriage
>Abortion
>Sex roles
>Christianity
>Sound economics
>Immigration
>Native fertility rates
>Crime
>Military hegemony

Have they "conserved" something that I missed?

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Shut the fuck you antisemite. They never found any paperwork or photos proving the holocaust happened either! Do you deny that too you racist piece of garbage?

>There were indictments and they found that Russian trolls were agitating public opinion on the internet.

>sell your culture to the whole planet
>what the fuck why is the whole planet interacting with our culture?

mintpressnews.com/indicted-russians-actually-show-up/243918/

one of those things the MSM forgets to ever report on ;)

>not capable of understanding a simple joke

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law

Israel

ah fuck me I remembered it wrong

>Any reliable evidence of this?

The picture in the post you're responding to?...

Because they're inept, spineless cowards, who ironically supports

in 2040 they'll be fighting for feminism and gay rights as the jews try to do away with gender altogether

So you're admitting that Democrats are a cancer that fucks everything up if they ever get their way?

hey /pol/ you guys have a board for you guys to complain and feel outraged about everything,do you really need to post this here...

Only warmongering neocon Christcuck boomer pieces of shit; isolationism/opposition to globalist/interventionalist policies is a core tenet of real conservatism or traditionalism.

And conservatives have done nothing to stop or even retard their growth.

That's not what "whataboutism" is you faggot.

/pol/ has been hijacked by the CIA and 8ch is too edgy

>And conservatives have done nothing to stop or even retard their growth.
Yes they have. They fact that it didn't work doesn't mean it wasn't tried.
Sometimes Evil triumphs over Good. It's a sad fact.

>he thinks /pol/ is anything other than a massive trolling session

youre retarded if you actually think /pol/ has legit white power racists and far right fanatics. its just Yea Forums with a politics theme

I sure hope so 50% of threads get fucked by their stupid baiting

>They fact that it didn't work doesn't mean it wasn't tried.

What a noble effort to do... nothing.

based retard

He was anti-conservative but also pretty anti-pc as well. If he were alive today you'd see him triggering leftists with his opinions.

it's not trolling, it's unironic political shilling

If this was said today everyone would hate it
Fuck Carlin for promoting this anti-comedy

Not really. Unless you're talking zoomers, it's not like the left is unaware of Carlin's material. You just like to imagine the other side is more butthurt than you. The state of the world is easier to digest that way.

Kinda hard to conserve anything when the electorate is overrun by tens of millions of immigrants and blacks who will vote for anyone who promises to not take away their benefits

>supposed to be some socialist
>is a progressive neoliberal that blindly follows Soros' agenda
Carlin was fucking retarded

>herself
>she

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Do you have an actual argument or just empty deflective shitposts?

Do you even read the posts you reply to, Reddit?

He totally supports Trump and if this was high school, YOU would be sitting at his lunch table, probably talking uncomfortably about your dad's gun collection while he drools and draws Star Wars pictures in crayon. Heh sorry polcel, you just aren't welcome at the cool kids table ;)

as opposed to liberals who want dead babies because....?

>arguing with retarded non sequiturs

>Carlin is burning in Hell right now
Can't say I feel sorry for him desu

>want to discuss a comedians material
>redditors sperg out and derail the thread, accusing everyone of being /pol/
I wish we could talk about television and film

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cute b8

That site literally reprints things from RT and Sputnik.

An image of a headline isn't evidence.

You're right, but people are too stuck in their bootlicking ideologies and faux-individualist delusion to actually be pro-labor.

Reagan was the second worst President of the 20th Century after Harding, one beat down workers with force and one conned the American poor through corrupting their ideology against their own interest.

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>Democrat is in office
>Republicans do nothing but bitch about deficits and government spending
>Republicans get into office
>Give tax cuts to the wealthy so less money is coming in & they ramp up military spending so more money is being spent
>Deficit explodes

What did they mean by this?

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The irony and revisionism this post displays is truly upsetting. Do you really think that Mueller, a conservative personally, would have accepted being a "puppet for the left" if he thought this was nothing?

If he were a puppet, he would have opened himself up to sound bytes during his testimony. But he didn't. Mike Pence would be a much more competent POTUS imo.

I used to be a Republican, but now I'm an independent who tends to vote Democrat in my local government. I look at the strategy used in their campaign and how scummy they were to determine my Senators and House member. Call me a fencesitter or brainwashed, but Trump's discourse is unacceptable

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Patient but it was just group therapy

>blaming everything on immigrants and blacks
Maybe you should handle that shit better.

Maybe they should try again.

True, the Hillary campaign colluded with Russia.

>against their own interest

Why do you people always act like you know what my interests are?