Is this a fucking joke?
Garry Poppins when?
Is this a fucking joke?
Garry Poppins when?
HOL UP
Another Ghost busters coming up
Once you go woke you go broke
>Lets make 007 a black woman
>Sure, gimme a second. Let me find the most ape looking gender bending negress ever
>Nailed it, audiences will be thrilled
>lynch
kek
About fucking time. 25 movies of the same looking white dudes gets old.
They should make a remake of Shaft with a white woman as the lead character
How cucked Idris feels right now?
To be precise, she's the new 007, not the new Bond.
Bond retired at the end of spectre
This. I woudnt give a shit if (((they))) at least cast a qt black girl. Instead, we get this aboriginal ape or that vilr cunt from Ragnarok
They literally got a blond Bond with Craig, that's not enough?
Well the Bond movies had to die sometime, so why not die on the stones of diversity.
Don’t ruin the click bait fantasy for the retards on the internet pls
*Maybe* if he goes trans he'll get some roles, just being a male good-looking nignog ain't enough these days
I didn't realize Al Sharpton was on Yea Forums
she's THIRTY ONE years old??
>le black never crack
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
why not a black man if you have to go that route? why not literally any race as long as its a man? if it has to be a woman why a black woman? literally the least desirable combination of gender and race for a role about a BRITISH spy who is historically a womanizer. I absolutely despise black people with British accents it just feels fake and inauthentic.
She's not the new James Bond, she's the new 007
007 is Bond, and Bond is 007.
Not gonna lie, i'd much rather prefer they retcon Idris Elba as Bond than this
>SHE'S NOT ACTUALLY BOND DUMB /POL/TARD THEY'RE RETIRING THE NAME AND SHE'S JUST TAKING THE NUMBER IN A SLOW BURN ATMOSPHERIC FASHION
>film comes out
>bombs
>OY VEY RACISM AND MISOGYNY STRIKE AGAIN
>next Bond is a man again (possibly a nog though)
Screencap it
Ok then it's fine. For a second i thought 007 was James Bond or some shit like that
What they don't realise is that the sjw crowd is a very small niche. And the people of that niche who enjoy a james bond movie are even smaller.
The market will correct for this type of stuff as it did with Ghostbusters
This . the franchise is called "James Bond" not "007". Even in the clickbait article the highlight the word "James Bond" followed fans not "007 fans".
Even if it was called 007 the appeal is about the main character who is a handsome British spy not a Ugandan transvestite.
Based
007 is just the codename.
James Bond was 007, then he retired and now she got the code
BLACK POWER!!
whats worse is that bond movies arent popular as they used to be to begin with so even if they werent already pandering to a niche audience the bond fanbase is abysmal already.
It's ballsy as hell how they got a female sassy nigger as Bond
fucking hell Bond has been a cornerstone of modern Anglo culture and they just shucked him out the window, it's amazing
yaaaaaas queeeeeeeeen cuck meeeeeee
Yeah but they can still make a profit from them, once they start going big into the red numbers they will rethink their decision
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I get your point, and I feel the same way.
Just correcting some false statements.
They are not making her the new James Bond, she gets the 007 codename.
not surprising that every character like that is being assassinated right now
>Luke Skywalker
>Han Solo
I bet Indian Jones will be next
I don't understand the thought process on making a "Black female lead Bond movie without Bond". Don't people like the movies because Bond is likable, charismatic, suave and cool?
Black Panther with white guy when?
Oh, well that changes everything!
Exquisite satire.
Isn't it kind of appropriate that the new 007 be a non-British non-White ? Considering the political climate and the things the UK government has decided to impose upon the British people with mass immigration, anti-White policies and, diversification, de-whitification ("too many White police, firemen!" etc etc) , selective attacks on freedom of speech and opinion (hate speech laws, political correctness etc), and various globalist policies and attempts to merge the UK into some kind of wacky super state, is it not fitting that the hired killer thug of the UK government wouldn't be British?
007 was always a snake and a psychopath. He's more of a villain than a hero if you think about it and mass immigration is viewed as a weapon by the polite elites to damage and suppress the natives. So it's all rather appropriate.
Imagine if the new bad guys in the movie were some sort of BUAF type terrorist faction. That could be kinda kino in a depressing way.
I'd actually like to see more movies and comic books deal with the globalism vs nationalism theme a bit more. It's actually very interesting and very significant in our time period, at least in the West.
How far the flop will be on the chink audience?
>31
>looks 51
why do negroids apes age like shit
>Don't people like the movies because Bond is likable, charismatic, suave and cool?
Shut the fuck up shitlord, a woman of color can do everything a white man can do. Never mind that the men who watch this movie won't be able to relate to a woman being able to get intel and favours from unscrupulous characters just by looking pretty and hinting she'll spread her legs for them.
>Bond retires
>they pass his code name to some black woman
>Bond comes back to save the day because the current 007 is inept
Sounds kinda based desu.
Now that I think about what makes this situation even worse is that they could have made this movie, a black woman in MI6, with her own code name but no it had to be 007. They had to make the point that THIS character is the new Bond. Its a BOND movie and she is taking his code name because she is replacing Bond. No they couldnt just have a black woman in MI6 who was also an agent with a different code name because that isnt the point, the point is that they are using a minority woman to push an agenda.
WHITE MAN HAD HIS CHANCE AND BLEW IT. WE BOND NOW.
isnt the whole point of them all being 007/James Bond that they're interchangable so you never know who the "real" one is? how does that work with a black female Bond? It won't be even be "James Bond" anymore.
>I don't understand the thought process on making a "Black female lead Bond movie without Bond". Don't people like the movies because Bond is likable, charismatic, suave and cool?
thats my point, bond is the man that men want to be and the man women want to be seduced by. The gadgets, being a secret spy, seducing women and action are all there to make that build onto that character.
replace bond with anyone else but still have all of those elements and all you have is a Bond parody like Austin Powers.
Based pretend-SJW troll boi
This. I'm actually convinced this is Sony shills doing some outrage marketing on here so they can write article upon article how incels are enraged about black females and can claim you're doing your part if you see the movie 007 times.
We can't be possibly this stupid to still fall for this.
Mods, can we get a sticky simply saying "This is the new 007, not the new Bond"?
Nihilism dude. Nothing means anything and anyone can be anything.
>Considering the political climate and the things the UK
thats exactly why its inappropriate. They arent making bond a black woman because it serves a purpose or because a black woman would make a good bond but because its the flavor of the year political topic.
>I don't understand the thought process on making a "Black female lead Bond movie without Bond"
They don't, either. Bond is still the main character, he's just not currently part of MI6 as he retired at the end of the last movie.
It’s because of a feminist writer, they’re always retarded and fetishise black people.
And they call her stunning and have Bond hit on her.
Good impression of a retard
There's 2 James Bonds, Craig and Pre-Craig.
007 is a code name.
So, no, it won't be Bond anymore.
Or maybe they work together and at the end she requests to be given a different 00 callsign as James Bond has earned her respect and she feels he should get it back.
Result:
>next Bond has him as 007 again
>women get a spin-off with her
So she's not James Bond, how can this be a Bond Movie?
007 existed before Bond, so I'm not really pissed off about a balck woman being 007: it just doesn't make sense, what people loved was James Bond, not the fact that he was a 007 or a Mi6 agent.
His charisma, vulnerability, his charm and mannerism were the key to the success of the movies.
Shes not becoming the next Bond. She is just using the codename 007 in the film. This is high level 4D chess bait by (((them))) to see how people react.
Jermaima Bondylicous
then why is it a bond movie then? the franchise is called "James Bond" not "007"
Bond is still in it,
Because Bond is operating independent of the MI6 in this movie.
Go cry at Spectre having him retire at the end of it. There was a vacancy at the MI6 and it has been filled.
There is absolutely no reason to froth at the mouth with the information we've been given about the movie so far.
>"This is the new 007, not the new Bond"
that changes absolutely nothing. white man retires, black woman takes over. maybe i'm a retarded poltard but i see what they're doing symbolically
>have already a decent looking black female in the cast
>not going for the "Bond trains Moneypenny to be the next 007" route
>instead cast a literal who as 007
(((they))) blew it
But don't you think it all lines up quite aesthetically?
The British are viewed by the establishment as annoying peasants that need to be replaced with more controllable peasants with no real roots or ties to this land. I strongly get that impression.
James Bond isn't doing his job for the British, he's a killer for the state. Is it not appropriate that a killer for the UK government would be a foreigner?
in the title but not as the main character
women can never be as powerful as men
why would they hire a woman to fight in a man's capacity?
Because wamen?
Wait there's a soviet anecdote about it...
A spy gets placed in a middle of Russia after harsh training, his knowledge of the land and language is perfect. He walks in some remote village and asks babushka for some milk. So how are things in USA? - she asks him. Why do you think i'm from there, babuska? Well I'm not blind i can see you are a negro.
yaaaaas black baby cuck meeeeeeee oh yeaaaaaaaaaah baaaaaabyyyyyyyy
Race war is allowed only for blacks.
When people wake up, will be too late. The entire planet doomed to be like Brazil.
admit it, this movie is riding solely on the fact that its a BOND movie. Thats why they could call it "Lashana Lynch: MI6 agent" because no one would ever go see that movie. What little audience this movie will get will be solely on the fact that its somehow a Bond movie.
it's a primer, their going to do it fully one day.
AYO HOL UP!
SO YOU BE SAYIN...
*smacks lips profusely*
SO YOU BE SAYIN...
*flares huge nostrils*
SO WHAT YOU CRACKAHS BE SAYIN..
*drinks a grape drank shaken, not stirred*
AYO SO HOL UP!
*Has MI6 find her baby daddy*
SO YOU BE TELLIN ME...
*Shoots dice outside Casino Royale*
SO YOU BE TELLIN ME IM SUM FINNA
*drives Aston Martin to KFC*
SO YOU BE TELLIN ME I GOT A LOICENCE TO KEEL AND SHIET?
Your reaction is water upon their mills. Calm down.
Wrong way round again.
>Captain Marvel star
>Star
>whips out 10-inch veiny black cock because it's actually a man that's fooling no one
Because it's not about pandering, but rather pushing a narrative, when will you learn? Added to the fact that feminists probably blackmailed their way into the franchise.