roger ebert gave the matrix sequels a rating of 3.5 and 3 out of 4 respectively

> roger ebert gave the matrix sequels a rating of 3.5 and 3 out of 4 respectively
Yeah , i'm starting to think he's based

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yeah, i’n starting to think he’s dead

The fuck is up with that white nigga’s face lmao

He got mouth cancer from the HPV virus...

Damn white boys be wilin

It's what happens when you dedicate your life to bitching about other people's shit.

my man couldn't resist that black pussy and payed the toll

He got it from going down on his black wife.

White boi fuck around and a nigga gonna get got

he gives so many average movies 3, that's not based. he's too much of a normie pussy to have given them the 4s they deserve.

normies and smoothbrains could never process the occult messages in revolutions

you also can't miss the irony from a critic that made one movie yet became a expert on cinema losing his voice after doing it for 20 years

>the occult messages of two porn addicted trannies
Come on now.

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This man gave Clockwork Orange one star and Renege of the Sith four stars.

renége of the sith
a french re-imagination with baguettes insteada sabers

Ebert had a big anti-rape hardon in any movie and would hate it regardless of context

Kek , what a faggot

I hate trannies so much

based tranny excluding men of homosexual proclivity

He did the same with Blue Velvet. It's ridiculous.

Matrix reloaded is unironically one of my favourite movies I ever watched in the cinema. The action is just 10/10

How can I get paid to watch and write about movies too?

>based
More like
>Faced

"I have the high ground!" Obi-Wan said with a mouthful of bread.

I saw it in theatres too. That was something else at the time. Too bad the dialogue scenes were mostly God awful. Especially when they got to The Architect. I was rolling my eyes in how bloated and pretentious that scene was.

He liked Irréversible, so it's okay when a foreign movie has a rape.

He was a jew.

are you actually a moon cricket or are you just acting like one

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