The titles of the Star Wars sequel trilogy movies really trigger my autism. I've noticed that each of the original six Star Wars movies has a title that starts with either the letter 'a', the letter 't' or the letter 'r' (which can spell the word 'art', which is appropriate to me because the original six Star Wars movies are FUCKING ART, IN MY OPINION). See for yourself:
* The Phantom Menace * Attack Of The Clones * Revenge Of The Sith * A New Hope * The Empire Strikes Back * Return Of The Jedi
Also, two of the movies start with the word 'the' (i.e. The Phantom Menace and The Empire Strikes Back), three of the movies have the words 'of the' in them (i.e. Attack Of The Clones, Revenge Of The Sith and Return Of The Jedi), the first movie of the prequel trilogy (i.e. The Phantom Menace) and the first movie of the original trilogy (i.e. A New Hope) both have three words in their titles while the second and third movies of both the prequel trilogy and the original trilogy have four words in their titles. Furthermore, the third and final movies of both the prequel trilogy and the original trilogy start with the letter 'r' and then have the letter 'e' after it (i.e. Revenge Of The Sith and Return Of The Jedi). I don't think that ANY of this is a coincidence! However, Rian fucked this pattern up with having the full title of Episode 8 start with the letter 't' (as a part of the word 'the'). The full title of Episode 8 should have started with the letter 'a' and the full title of Episode 9 should start with the letter 'r'.
I guess it was for consistency so that every title in the sequel trilogy starts with the word 'the', which is retarded as fuck. Episode 8's title should have started with the letter 'a' and Episode 9's title should have started with the letter 'r'. Episode 9 should be called 'Rise Of The Skywalker' or maybe something else because that title has the same abbreviation as Revenge Of The Sith.
Benjamin Morales
Thinking about it, if you remove "the" from all the nu-wars titles they sound far more snappy and interesting.
Star Wars: Force Awakens Star Wars: Last Jedi Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker
Tyler Long
Rian fucked up EVERYTHING about Episode 8, even Episode 8's TITLE for fuck's sake, just for the sake of muh subverted expectations.
Carter Hernandez
Should have been: >The Force Awakens >A Last Jedi >Remembrance of the Past
Isaac Martin
No. That sounds fucking awful.
Lincoln James
based post
Jose Allen
Why not >Star Wars Episode IX: Ruination of the Childhood
Samuel Allen
No, the final title of the Skywalker Saga shouldn't evoke a sense of nostalgia or anything like that, it should be hopeful about the future or whatever.
Oliver Kelly
But the abbreviation needs to be "ROT" and then a final letter like ROTS and ROTJ
Mason Morgan
Actually should have been >The Copy Awakens >The Last Movie I’m Watching >The Rise of the Pegged Dildo Up Rian’s Asshole
Owen Bell
No, it should be:
>The Force Awakens >Ascendancy Of The First Order >Revival Of The Republic
Evan Rivera
I GOT IT: >Star Wars IX Rise of the Acolytes
Joshua Jones
Agreed. Maybe Redemption Of The Galaxy?
David Lee
Thanks.
Logan Williams
>it's a Yea Forums shits on the new movies and then brainstorms ideas for how it could have been better that are ten times worse episode
John Howard
t. Disneyshitter
Angel White
>Star Wars IX: Roll It Again >a time travel story bringing your favorite sci-fi series full circle >Rey revealed to be Shmi >final scene is Shmi getting raped and Anakin exacting revenge from Episode II but from Shmi's perspective >Hayden returns for reshoots
Dominic Russell
don't get mad at me because your ideas suck
Noah Morgan
This is a misunderstanding. This is not a "we have better ideas" thread. This is a "we have autism" thread. Thanks for joining.
Ian Butler
Don't get mad at me because no-one cares about your shitty Episode 9 film, uncreative Disneyshitter. Do the human gene pool a favour and kill yourself immediately. lmao
Austin Collins
Palpatine rapes Rey and sends her back in time, then Rey, now living as Shmi, gives birth to Anakin.
Cameron Perry
>Star The Force Awakens Wars >Star The Last Jedi Wars >Star The Rise of Skywalker Wars
What the fuck. What kind of special retard came up with those titles?
Explain to me how it isn't in one sentence or less.
Nicholas Sanchez
Because it's garbage created to sell toys to manchildren like you
Hunter Sanders
But I was ten when TPM came out.
Josiah Garcia
Because it's garabge created to sell toys to children like you
Owen Turner
so like ghostbusters or Jurassic park?
Eli Wood
I completely agree with you.
Julian Green
Fuck off back to your general you shitstained cumbrain
Alexander Harris
But I am in my 30s.
William Jackson
lmfao
Ryan Anderson
No.
Cooper Roberts
>the original six star wars movies are FUCKING ART There are only two films which are art, the first two. Jedi is a flick at best, ROTS is a mixed bag but has moments of kino, Menace is shit, Clones is shit. Fuck this zoomer opinion that Muh Prequels Good!
