Tfw mom's calling while you're too stoned to hold a normal conversation

Cope with what? Having a fun time with my bros? LMAO

>high as shit
>mom calls
>tells me aunt tried to kill herself by jumping off a first floor balcony while drunk and had a stroke while lying there
>too high to really say anything
>thinks I am so emotional I can't really speak or express what I feel
wew

>I'm cool because a worthless stoner thought me worthy to share a joint
lmao cringe

LMAO weed bro

This post sounds super gay

Nope. Check the statistics in legal states my son, you are on the wrong side of history. The war on drugs is ending. You lost.

Attached: 1431967514913.jpg (420x420, 43K)

No, literally everyone, meanwhile Yea Forums is seen as a site for incels, mass shooters and nazis. Everyone looks down on the users here

>B-but you are also gay!!
So true

>also
You would have had to call me gay first for that post to make any sense.
Though you have significantly fewer functioning brain cells than me due to your substance abuse. So the mistake is understandable.

First weed, then LSD. We are finally fucking won, bros.

Attached: 1528216050697.png (499x499, 241K)

>No, literally everyone
I don't think you know what that word means.
Around here it's just niggers and degenerate manchildren

I'm pretty sure I'm genuinely autistic because weed makes me able to express myself way easier and I can feel genuine sympathy for others

weed essentially saved my social life in high school. I went from being a sperg who couldn't even speak over the mic on xbox live to hanging out with a whole host of people constantly because I could act naturally while stoned

> Newfriend doesn't understand how greentexting works

Perhaps Reddit would be more your speed brother

So the goal posts are moved to places where it's legal now?
That has nothing to do with what we were talking about.

You were never offered drugs growing up and you were too socially inept to find a dealer and it fucking shows.

Attached: 1525336640558.jpg (448x398, 136K)

Who are you quoting?

all drugs should be legalized

Everyone in this thread is a fucking loser except me

>tfw on the comeup of LSD right now
Feels good brother

>s-surely no one could believe something different than myself
>t-they wanted to but they c-couldn't h-ha

Then how would government funded private militias and cartels rack in billions in cash if the market value drops?

/pol/cels, it's not cool or edgy to be straight edge and fighting a crusade against "degeneracy" anymore. It was new and exciting for a bit in 2015-2016, I get it, but it's mega cringe now, ok?

Attached: pepesnap2.png (597x418, 132K)

dumb stoner

yep, that's based

government just gets their money back in tax money

stay seething retard

Attached: 1506018826706.gif (413x273, 3.81M)

I'm not the one that is trying to convince myself I'm superior because I fried my braincells

I remember reading a post maybe a year ago or so where user fondly recounted his teenager years and talked about smoking weed with his bro when parents were away and how they played video games all day and then how they sucked and fucked each other to completion. What's strange is that I found that story very wholesome, at least by Yea Forums standards.

No, you're just trying to convince yourself you're superior by not doing it.

I'm not the one that is trying to convince myself I'm superior because I fried my braincells

Attached: 14323252432321.png (644x800, 15K)

>dude i smoke reef and love being high!!!!!!!!!!
>dude you're a degenerate because i don't partake
how about you fucking retards quit worrying about the choices that others make
that being said junked out faggots are more annoying than sober faggots

I don't need any convincing, you've done that enough

legalize ranch

>hee hee

>own a piece of paper which had a liquid dripped onto it
>the liquid contained the "wrong" combination of molecules
>apes with weapons come round to my house and kidnap me
>put me in a cage in a big building full of cages, for 10 years
We certainly do live in a society, that much is for sure.

Attached: 1531872199175.jpg (117x124, 3K)

>playing mordhau and some guy says he is tripping
>ask him how he's going and how it feels, he says his fingers are melting into the keyboard etc
>start saying "they're watching you" over and over again
>mfw he stops typing altogether

reminder that quentin was right and our guy all along

Do you know where you are?

Attached: 1564274379170.gif (220x158, 395K)

Have fun being reincarnated as an untreated schizo in some 3rd world country, sicko

How pathetic you gotta be to smoke weed lmao

>tfw weed makes you anxious, depressed, and sleepy
>"it's just the wrong strain bro"
>try tons of others
>same shit happens every time
>friends are all having fun with it
fuck my brain

Good Time (2017)

you're not missing anything
try other drugs if you want to be high

I became a severe alcoholic instead which is worse.

I've noticed that only happens to me when I smoke too much at once. Happened once when I was dealing and it legit felt like it was the police every time someone knocked on the door.

>the state should punish people who consume the "wrong" combination of molecules

Attached: 1448492597162.jpg (570x712, 23K)

Make drug tests mandatory daily and give the death sentence to everyone who comes back positive.

this but about phoneposting

Yea Forums is the only place in the world where its "based" to be a shut in NEET who jacks off to trap porn but its "cringe" to smoke marijuana with your friends.

Am i getting too old for this place?

Attached: 1433017824356.jpg (505x479, 29K)

Attached: paleobotany-cannabis-europe.jpg (1000x714, 79K)

so eating human meat is ok now right?

nice strawman, incel

people on Yea Forums have always smoked weed. this anti-stoner shit has been growing with /pol/

wew

zoomers think it's cool to be a square. they're all larpers who unironcally think they're """adults""" because they're 20 years old and dress overly formal on daily basis and larp online as some boring conservative accountant

gas yourself

>literally and i do mean literally DUDE WEED LMAO

Attached: 1563146327942.jpg (1080x1080, 119K)

I think you’re projecting your other degenerate habits again

Why does pot make people seethe so much when alcohol is way worse?

Attached: 1516935762612.png (480x480, 260K)

it's quite odd that Yea Forums has a gripe with weed when weed is quite literally the comfiest drug for an asocial autist who likes to get immersed in their hobbies. sure "stoner culture" is irritating but fairly harmless. but there's something about weed that makes autists rage like nothing else on earth.

Attached: 85a[1].png (995x902, 145K)

same, my boomer parents used to have an aneurysm every time I smoked weed when I was in high school and would try to get me to drink instead, knowing fully well alcoholism is rampant in my family and that once that little switch in my brain got turned on I would probably be a drunk for life.

It's my fault for being so weak as to fall for their and other people's peer pressure, but I do wonder how much better my life had been if I had told them to go fuck themselves and stuck with weed

>having friends
Big yikes

it's a reaction to the DUDE WEED LMAO people

they've probably smoked weed once, had a panic attack and became self aware about how much of a joke their life is

Other than in amsterdam and a few us states you need to be a full blown normie to get weed

I unironically love these comics, got any more?

>psychosis vs liver disease
hmmm

they're all on google my lazy friend

Attached: 695[1].png (1000x852, 146K)

darkweb

Let me guess, Jordan Peterson fan? Are you going to tell me to clean my room as well?

Oh shit, I just realized Ozymandias was in Downton Abbey.

weed psychosis is fun. one time I got so high I legitimately thought I was Daniel Jonhston

Attached: Daniel-Johnston-2009-CC.jpg (750x500, 41K)

It used to be that way in the 90's sure. Now though I think there are 18 different states where you can get a med card and another dozen where weed is just straight up legal altogether. Times are changing.

>If a law exists, it must be just.

Not anymore

>Psychosis
Kek. That only happens to people who are already mentally ill or have latent mental illness. Tell me, what percentage of cannabis smokers get "psychosis?"

>the "wrong" type of molecules should be illegal
>the "wrong" plant should be illegal
>the "wrong" mushroom should have a 7yr jail sentence attached to it

drugs produce general insanity and loss of all coherent thinking - in those who don't take them!

Attached: 1444466828467.gif (340x340, 77K)

>med card
>scheduling a doctors appointment and lying to him
Yep full blown normie

user, you do realise that Yea Forums's entire identity is to be as contrarian as possible? Now that weed is becoming normalized all the seething NEET's can't handle it.

20%

What the fuck is with all the Christcuck burgers on here? Did Oprah recently promote Yea Forums to every soccer mom housewife?

I am mentally ill though and so is most of Yea Forums

I was going to say "you sound fun at parties" but i'm assuming you don't get invited to much of those.

right I'm not a normie

Nice try. Prove it.
Schizophrenic is what we're talking about. Or prone to mania.

What are you then?

The state should kill them.
Civilians are fucking stupid and need a leash on at all times, and someone to yank it every now and then to keep them from being retarded, as is natural for them.

Ten things I hate about you

Anything by Seth Rogan he can't make any other film.

>DUDE
>WEED
>LMAO

You don't put that much weed in a joint. You mix it with tobacco.

Ameritards smoke joints without any tobacco in it, crazy.. right?

Could you go suck a dick somewhere else you fucking faggot child?

Go fuck yourself you wannabe tyrant.

And they wonder why they've never got laid
>Come on user, all you have to do is have this one joint and maybe she'll sleep with you
No, I am pure, I don't smoke that shit
>Sits in the room looking like he'd rather be anywhere but here
Why is user so autistic

I love weed and smoke daily
Jerking off, videogames and movies feel so much better high than sober.

Attached: 03668277-49DE-445D-8B32-834E0864B313.jpg (582x384, 32K)

Where is quentin when we need him the most?

joints smoke fine with no tobacco mixed in
only people i have known that always smoke pure joints have had ridiculous tolerance though

>dude weed
>dude video games I friggin love them
I feel bad for this generation of women. Their vaginas must be dry 24/7 due to the lack of high test men. Only I MUST CONSUME manchildren roaming around

No it's just the new contrarian thing to do

based as fuck

everyone I see that smokes weed just sits in their room playing video games like a loser and not finding a job

Who gives a fuck what woman want lmao

Hard drugs should be legal but under the clause of being sterilized because they permanently alter your DNA and can fuck up your children

Working is for dumb NPC retards who are not smart enough to game the system.
I get high everyday and never worked a day in my Life.

>that loser that's so high all the time he thinks hes "gaming the system"

Healthy men who want to build an harmonious society
>but a I don't give a fuck! I just want to shitpost, smoke my weed and play video games haha I'm so friggin based
This is why your race is dying

anyone else smell roast beef?

Philipines have the right idea, people who take drugs provide nothing to society.
They are barely worth the bullet they all deserve.

Who cares dude
Some dumber retard can go and jump through hoops for some dumb cunt.
If I get the urge to squeeze a nut out I just fap quick to porn and continue with my business.
Saves money, time and no risk of getting herpes other stds or even worse a babby.

It's not a coincidence that legalization of weed goes along with gay marriage, feminism, tranny acceptance, social justice, etc. It's all part of a plan to destroy western society

This is why your race is dying. Your men and women hate each other. Men are passive retards like you and your women are pic related

Attached: 01_202752.png (1080x1493, 1.02M)

I already retired thanks to that, if I wasn‘t shitposting high I would have never found out in time about Bitcoin, Ethereum, Antshares and Chainlink.

ok larper

A Serious Man, the bar mitzvah scene

I don‘t care and never will. Like I really absolutely give zero shits about this.
Gonna get high now and play some Koikatsu.

Putting pussy on a pedestal is the most beta onions loser thing you can do
Modern women are low quality and rarely worth pursuing for a long shot at a monogamous relationship to raise a family unless you make a minimum of 150k a year under 30 years old

I don't care do whatever you want, just don't cry when your race dies.
Wanting a harmonious society is not putting pussy on a pedestal. Again enjoy the death of your race

Keep coping wagecuck nigger.
How does it feel that somebody never put any effort into wagecucking and retired at 25 while some dumber retard has to wagecuck for 50 years and never makes it?
Lmao your Life is a fucking joke NPC slave.

>giving a fuck about something thats absolutely out of your control
Imagine being this caveman brainlet. The earth is gonna be hell in less than 100 years. You want your children to live through that?

I really don‘t care m8
Thats gonna be a problem of your ancestors, they are the ones who will have to live in the nigger filled shithole of the future.

you sound like a butthurt chinese

I hid in the computer room

probably why I am making 300k in various apps

I did have friends but I didn't want to drink their mushroom brew huff solvents at lunch

I visited my old area and they could barely speak coherently at 30, they used the same slang and complained about the same shit they did at 15

Attached: 25m7z529t5f21.png (842x792, 82K)

>ancestor live in the future
Weed has rotten your brain

DUDE

Whats the word I meant?
I forgot and english isn‘t my main language.

I talked to my mom while high all the time, it's really not that bad unless your eyes are red as the devil's dick

holy fuck have sex

Descendant. It's a more common mistake than you'd think.

>tfw stoned all the time infront of mum and she doesnt notice

Attached: 21730688_1728078624155545_2492912405735014400_n.gif (500x500, 275K)