Eternal Arsenal Thread

*Manager of the Month edition*

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ynr David "Rocky" Rocastle

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i collected all of the emojis. please kneel and call me based

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>Yesterday marks 21 years since David Rocastle passed
F

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He looks skilled af

WE'VE GOT SUPER MIK ARTETA

>Gabriel's wife is Gabrielle
wew

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That's Hopsin

*dabs on xhaka and vlahovic*

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>[L’Équipe] Saliba: “I can’t just sit on the bench at Arsenal and be happy. I want to be a starter. After that, if I get into the rotation as a substitute, it’s not like staying with the U23s and never being in the squad.”
encouraging news, he wants to be with the team and play
arsenal must get top 4

the full bit for context

"They are often in contact with my agent," Saliba told L'Equipe.

"They send me messages. They watch my matches. They tell me to continue like this. I haven't played much with the Gunners. The coach [Mikel Arteta] made his choices, that's life. I left on loan, I played matches and, thanks to my performances, I became a [senior] international.

"What happened to me helped forge a mental toughness. You don't play just because you cost €30million. I take it positively. Even if there are times when you ask yourself questions.

"For six months, I saw that I was the the only one in the group not to play, it hurt.

"I'm sure I can't just be on the bench at Arsenal and be happy. I want to play as a starter. Afterwards, if I come into the rotation as a substitute, it's not like staying with the Under-23s and never being in the squad."

This is from earlier this year

dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-10454487/William-Saliba-admits-dropped-Arsenals-23s-Mikel-Arteta-felt-like-good-slap.html

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wish the pink one had just the cannon

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are these all authentic?

yeah it's from the guy who leaked them first

*dabs on yanks*

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>Arsenal have been undertaking extensive scouting of Napoli and Nigeria striker Victor Osimhen, 23, and Inter Milan and Argentina forward Lautaro Martinez, 24. (CBS Sports)

Both bums

arsenal journos clearly know very little right now they just name every one

sa-lee-ba or sally-ba?

oh nvm, i thought you bought them, hence i asked if they are authentic since you got them so early

oh whoops
i haven't had an arsenal jersey since this one that got ruined by the 8-2

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...

Having a collared jersey is pure kino

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Dont hide the qt behind the old farts!

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It’s wank

>tfw Everton might actually be relegated

richarlison on the cheap la

Yeah, it'd look way nicer.

>footy's back
>game's on monday
fucking hell

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I swear we've had the last game of the week for most of the season, so annoying

ARTETA IN.
💪

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Looking good Tommy

Brutal both genders mogging

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Looks like an oompa-loompa

can't unsee

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Based Brentford

gotta aim for top3 now desu

one game at a time, mate

>Acting like we're not bottling it on monday
It's written in the starts

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>chelshit

keksea

I kneel.

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I don't like pink bros

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united losing. arsenal need all the help they can get. the schedule is brutal.

Way to jinx it faggot.

just shut up man

the match shouldn't even be this close. leicester are terrible this season.

Decent results, we need a major fuck up from Spudz tomorrow.

If arsenal bottle top 4 from here it'll be fucking hilarious

Imagine paying 150m for Maguire and Sancho

United saved by VARane
He went down really weak and sold the call

lads... i dont want to jinx it but im starting to believe

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We need a ST like Iheanacho desu, a guy that just fucking shoves himself into space and throws himself at the ball.

united were never the threat that is spurs
easy run big game away
will be tough

what exactly has he done this month? lost the one hard game?

secured top4

make german seeth by cucking both german coaches

Made other top 4 contenders lose all their points

Are Chelsea mentally gone?

>chelsea don't make top 4
>have to get rid of massive wages
This could end very badly very quickly lmao

Will an Arsenal player win this World Cup?

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no

chelshit confirmed for 5th place

Believe only if Arsenal beat Spurs. Otherwise it's OVER.

Spurs have the easiest run for the Top 4 challengers. There is no reason why Spurs shouldn't make it (their only tricky one is Arsenal and I fully expect them to win).

Smith Rowe is the new Iwobi. Will fade out into nothing and play for Everton in a few years.

yes

As long as they pay £50m for him, don't care.

yes, Vlahovic in the summer after Juve implode la'

ESR has nearly as many league goals this season as Iwobi did his entire time at Arsenal.

what if they put the game at a day when it doesnt matter anymore?

>this world cup
>summer

he'll transfer to Arse in the summer and then win the world cup bruh

and why would juve imploded this summer?
because italy didn't make the wc?

Andrea Agnelli will have a heart attack and Allegri will fart and shit himself to death

And it's not the first time it happens!

I do, but what's with them paws print?

It's from the old crest.

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hope so if he does end up like that
he just seems lazy unfit and injury prone. he is young and should be starting every game specially since he does score goals but he's a bench player. that's not good.

heard you were talking shit about my boi Emile

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blackest man in london and his bruv

Shaw has the face of a 120kg divorced man

sharteta will get exposed tonight

Arsenal don't play tonight

THIS IS NOW AN /ETERNAL SPURS/ THREAD
anyway yidbros,what we saying about the score this afternoon?

>you will never be a young rich footballer

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Leicester vs. Arsenal on BBC2. If you're in to that sort of thing.

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I'm thinking of becoming arsenal lifelong. Am I making a mistake?

Yes, just hold onto the hope that rain doesnt last forever to keep your sanity.

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>Am I making a mistake?

Probably. It does look like the team are turning a corner into better times but we'll see if Arteta can a. deliver regular champs league participation, b. get another good transfer window done like last summer c. this season's improved performance wasn't just a flash in the pan because of a lack of european football. Realistically even challenging for titles and glory probably won't be even be a thing for another 2-3 years and thats if everything goes well.

On the other hand, comfy thread where people talk about football and even have the occasional mentally ill autist come in to make you feel better about yourself.

Thats a brutal mogging

manager of the month is our champions league

kek

Ramsdale

Tomi - White - Gabriel - Tierney

Partey

Odegaard - Neves

Saka - Lewandowski - Gnabry

are u guys ready?

Cute gesture

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I've a feeling sp*rs gonna win by 2 goal margin and Arsenal lose to Palace, making us drop to 5th place.

why cant anyone turn up against spurs ffs

Willock is seriously getting better and better, quality player. I get we had to sell him, but its a shame, would have been highly interesting in that 8 role xhaka is playing

:]

OH OH OH NO

TY BASED SCHAR

Goddamn it newcastle, can you do anything right

its literally over
spurs are going to win all their games apart from liverpool
they will keep conte and kane and only get further from us
fuck sake they have only easy games

You niggers are going to lose to Crystal Palace. Mark this post.

No he's not lmao gonna get shipped to the championship in 2 years

Why? If we lose we lose. If we win I wouldn't spend time bringing up and ridicule a guess from a random person on the internet.

If Ødegaard and Emile Smith-Rowe fail to play in that position next to Partey I have serious doubts Willock would do any better. He is looking decent in a relegation side. There is no way Willock is in Newcastle's starting eleven next season (unless they go down).

Osei-Tutu just scored the crucial 90+6 goal to take Rotherham to 2-2 and to Extra Time in the EFL Trophy final
They're winning 4-2 now

whats the fucking point
every team bends up and lubes up for spurs ffs
how can they be stopped

Eddie Howe was never particularly good against us or Spurs at Bournemouth either. His record in North London must be abysmal.

Arsenal fan victim complex is incredible

Shows just how big of a fraud he is, to get exposed on an off day.

That's it, I'm gonna watch some anime instead.

we need to win every game

We're going to bottle 4th, aren't we?

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just literally lay low and let them have the ball. i cant wait for arsenal to go there, score 2 goals within the first 20 and then close up shop.
seriously though, eddie howe is a retard.

Chelsea continuing to collapse may be our best hopes this season

already have

Good now you deluded faggots can calm down about top 4. Bunch of fucking retards this fan base is thinking the cone placer is good enough to coach this team.

>one bad game
>continuing to collapse

>spuds score a couple goals
>everybody suddenly lose their shit
Calm the fuck down

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they literally cannot be stopped
only easy games
above us
on form

Relax bruh, its a game they were expected to win anyway. It'll probably come down to derby day to determine it.

They've got to go to Anfield

EVERY GAME apart from liverpool they are expected to win
how will they slip
and theyve scored again
FUCK OFF

>giving the false flagger (You)s
Come on guys

It's all gonna be down to the derby because of the Amazon documentary.
It's rigged.

I warned you people that Spurs would get top 4 with Conte

They were 10 pts clear of us and top of the league in December


So yes, a collapse

wow, one draw or loss
spurs will only drop 3 points at most for the reason of the season. arsenal will drop 9 points MINIMUM

>only easy games
You simply can't think logically when it about Spuds
They're a club that beat City one day and lose to Burnley 4 days later
You might think the games against Brighton and Brentford are easy for them, but it very well can be the opposite

Teams just collapse as soon as Spurs score once. They looked dogshit in the 1st half then all of a sudden Newcastle just gets completely pulled apart by Kane dropping into midfield.

Kinda scared of our run-in desu. I can feel a sloppy loss or draw coming soon.

Oh god its you isn't it. Its the "disciples of incest".

I have no idea what you're talking about. I don't like Spurs but I hate delusion even more.

how do you pronounce arsenal?

seasons over if we draw

Depends how much of a spastic you are.

I meant to ref the guy breaking down over a spurs win but nvm. The run in is what it is, I'm just glad the team is looking good and that they are in a position to win champs league participation via their own merits. If you had told me the team were going to be in such a position at the start of the season I would've been very pleased. If Arteta ends up placing 5th it doesn't really bother me since I pegged the team at 5-7th anyway. If he gets in at 4th with this run in (and good performances against chelsea/utd/spurs) then he has proved himself.

£acazette and agent xhaka masterclass tomorrow :) #trusttheprocess

These useless pieces of shit are boosting their goal difference.

genuinely how do we stop them

Hope somebody snaps Kane's legs in half.

Goddamn, Newcastle are pathetic

Please fuck off

bury your head in the sand

conte cant be stopped
doesnt matter that you only have 2 good players when you have a world class manager.

Ya can't, normally at this time of the year either kane or son would be injured. But since they're both fit no chance. Wenger and the kroenkikes really killed this club. Welp at least ours is gold right

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I want Tottenham fans to leave this thread

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Good luck on CP.

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AHHHHHH WERE GOING TO FUCKING BOTTLE IT AGAIN

our only hope is that its spuds, the only team in the world that are bigger bottlers than us

Arsenal are winning the NLD, you gay homos. Newcastle lost to fucking Everton, they are in awful form right now.

all arsenal fans please exit the eternal spurs thread, i have made a new thread for you here

Spurs have the home advantage

Go there and be loud yourselves, it's not like you're a stone's toss from eachother or anything.

Jesus Christ I came here to shitpost but you guys are such sad sacks of shits I've decided not to. Why do you guys think your team is going to bottle just because Spurs dominated Shitcastle? Your team still has the best chances at top 4 because MU is a joke and
>Lads, it's Tottenham

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because they have a very easy run and are playing well its not just mindless negativity
they are above us

just doomposting m8. like when i say arknights is gonna EoS within the year

good news, ramsdale's back to training

We see, we come, we kick their ass.

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Negativity merchants F-off!!

If you want to wallow in despair go ahead but if you want to suck off Lasagna FC while doing so then lmao.

bit of a controversial take but I don't really like Tottenham Hotspur FC

At leat wait after tomorrow's game before saying that

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After the game it's "valid criticism".
Before the game it's "being a negativity dealing child".

ktim

i have never seen a club that was more irredeemable in all aspects from the shitty delusional fans to the obnoxious team, i rate son and thats it

No Kane? Mong as he is he seems like a genuinely good player like 85% of the time.

Spurs have the best manager in Europe, it took him just a couple of months to finish top 4 while Arteta is still struggling hard to get there even after 3 seasons.

this is this acronym for?
urban dictionary said Kek this is me but surely you guys can't be that fucking lazy to shorten that one

kwab

kwab

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>team is just going back to battle for fourth place tier
>team is young but none of the players have the potential to grow beyond that level to challenge for the title or to win the CL
Need to buy a few world class players within the next 2 seasons

spurs keep winning because none of these teams stick to the plan of parking the bus. newcastle did it today then when howe made them chase the game after an uncharacteristic spurs equaliser, they collapsed.
thsi whole thing is kind of pathetic though. at one point everyone was saying spurs had some of the hardest second half fixtures. fast forward they lost a bunch of easy fixtures during that time and now everyones vomplaining spurs have an easy route to the end. seems paradoxical.

If it makes you feel better, >we'd be comfortably 3rd with fair refereeing.

>vlahoshit

never rated him

arsenal

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You have to be the saddest cunt on this website. Always moaning day in day out. Fix your head mate.

>game's at 5am
>have an exam at 2pm
don't know whether i should check the score in the morning and risk my mood being shot or try to ignore it all day with it nagging in the background

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>12PM
guess I know when I'm taking lunch tomorrow

>mfw game at 2pm
also interesting to see Marcelo Flores confirmed to be on the team, maybe he won't start but prob play some minutes

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wish he would change his style he's not masculine enough to wear his hair like that

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also he's unlikely to get any minutes. he might even be travelling with the squad just as the extra man for a late injury

>We don't need Nunez, we have a Nunez at home

We're not getting top 4 are we.

The top 4 dream is dead. Let's be real here, there's just no way Arteta would've been able to compete with an all time great like Conte. It would make a complete mockery of football management if he did it.

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>level on point with Tottenham with 2 games in hand
>a win puts us 2 points away from Chelsea in 3rd with same games played.


Why is everyone losing their shit because spurs beat poocastle ?

its pre emptive cope to prepare ourselves mentally for bottling the upcoming derby

Look at who their manager is, stop being obtuse.

youtube.com/watch?v=3lbR8vxDFX8&ab_channel=ArsenalOfficialVideos

People are getting nervous because spurs are on good form, have a much easier run-in and one of their games in hand is the NLD at home.

On the other hand, while we’re in good form we are not blowing teams away which means a slip is Inevitable. We also have a super hard run-in and our record against the big teams is non-existent. To have any chance of us getting top 4 we will have not lose any of the small games at probably win a couple of the bigger ones.

I was hoping Spurs would change Conte but it was Conte who changed Spurs, turned them into winners in months and he didn't need 250m either.

Yeah it’s the narrow wins for me. At some point, we can’t keep scraping them.

>Look at who their manager is, stop being obtuse.

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Tick tock arsecucks

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Arse anal

i'm convinced it's one spurs schizo samefagging two days in a row

arsesisters.... it's over

Obvious spuds falseflag

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SOON

its over

Was nice while it lasted desu

We're going to bottle it aren't we

We've already bottled it.

Vinai said that finishing in the top 4 this season would be ahead of schedule, that's how much of a loser mentality this club has.

I've already accepted it's been bottled desu

We're only 3 points above west ham ffs

With less goals too, I'm expecting another 8th place finish.

i don't feel so good

Looks about right. This team just isn't top 4 material, Arteta is a certified midtable manager.

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imagine falseflagging on /arse/

what's going on in your life to end up there

A narrow win isn't the same thing as scraping a win. Almost every win in the sport is a narrow win.

we were in a false position. it been a fun season

>we were in a false position
No such thing given the games in hand

that's what happens when you don't have a striker or clinical finisher

Arteta made Auba look absolutely terrible, the system is just anti-goals.

>Arteta made Auba look absolutely terrible
Auba was entirely without blame

There's so much you can do when you've been set up to fail, even prime Henry would look terrible in this system.

conte is elite and i was begging for him for two years. however its pointless not to stick with arteta at this point. The real downfall will be if Xhaka and Lacazette lets us down too much in crunch time. spurs brought kulu and bentacur, we could have greatly used players like that in the run in.

remember when there used to be about 20 arsenal tripfags? what is it about modern /arse/ that discourages tripfags?

It's not just an /arse/ thing. Tripfaggotry has been on the decline across Yea Forums for years.

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next season spurs united chelsea only getting stronger

good, fierce competition will make us better.

>united
They will only get shitter

>chelsea
They will only get shitter

Spurs will win the league.

Praying for Child Porn to trash you guys, good luck!

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we need to re-estabish ourselves fast desu, newmosque will be taking one of the top 4 spots for sure within a couple years, and then city of course mean another, so there will be 2 left out of us, liverpool, united, chelsea, spurs.

Newmosque and Mosqester City will soon run out of funds when the world transitions from petrol

Are >we, dare i say, back?

arse anal is the monty pyton of football

SHARTETA WILL GET EXPOSED TONIGHT

fuck it'd be pointless if spuds make the CL for anything but bants, literally no exciting players

If this post ends in a 7, Crystal Palace destroys Arsenal.

If this post ends in an even number,its a draw

If this post ends in a number Martinelli and Smith Rowe score

Since we've already bottled top 4, what's the point of keeping Arteta? Sack him now.

I hate playing CP, they're always a bogey team

vieira will tryhard because hes butthurt we picked arteta over him

This.
I fucking hate how Arsenal is simultaneously the butt of every joke and the single team everyone gives 150% to win against.

Every goalkeeper has the game of his life when he faces Arsenal strikers

Expecting a Shartinelli masterclass, he's been hungry and hasn't scored.

>Shartinelli masterclass
le dribble down the left and cross to lacatalent

Maybe he'll win a penalty.

He wants to make the WC squad.
He'll either pull a masterclass and carry our ass these last few games or get himself injured.

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if >we lose to cp it's over, a game in hand wasted and spurs are gaining momentum

HAHAHAH
yeah exactly
nows our chance

gwan ogungbo my son
camon u norf london
fack off u souf london

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Digits and arselel lose tonight

evidently not

numerals and negativity merchants off themselves tonight

They've built their identity on shitting on Arteta and now want use not getting 4th (an insanely unexpectedly good achievement if we make it) as the new bar to validate their position (no doubt spammed all over their twitter to their 26 followers.)

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Digits and arsewogs check top 4

coyg

Preemptive celebration thread up

Is Palace away harder than Villa away?

about the same id say

That and the other game in hand we have is against them so it puts top 4 in their hands.

This. If Arsenal manage to get 4th place with the refballing that has been going on this season it will be an amazing achievement. Compared to Man Utd who somehow can't finish 4th and they gotten all the help in the world from the referees.

Got a good feeling about this one

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Fuck off with your jinx liverpoo customer

Definitely harder. Aston Villa hasn't done shit against the "top" teams (Man Utd being the exception). Crystal Palace has done much better against the good teams but struggle against the shitters.

Conte plays boring defensive counter football. The swedish pundit said something interesting. He was sure that Spurs would take the 4th place this season but he added that Arsenal aims to play a tactic that can make them as dominant as Man City and Liverpool and with some more tweaks and signings he thought that Arsenal have a much higher ceiling. Tottenham plays at their max right now and might steal wins from top teams with but their tactic will be much easier to nullify in the long run.

I agreed with some points but it wasn't nice hearing him say that Spurs is a much better team right (compared to Arsenal) now...

Bentancur is basically the same player as Xhaka m8. Good in possession and gets random yellow cards every other game. I do think Xhaka is still more consistent in his passing and defending but Bentancur is young and will probably surpass him.

dont understand how you can say which team has a higher ceiling when it literally depends on what players you have

also weird that boring defensive team is knocking in 3 or more goals every game

against newcastle and everton

What about west ham and man city?

kane vs lacazette effect

Finally, Saka hat-trick.

What?

Totally agree

No other team gets these many threads made about them even BEFORE a normal league match. Wouldn't have it any other way.

>you now remember when Palace had Sanogo and Chamakh

>Arsenal's trip to Newcastle to be moved to Mon night, May 16 - causing travel problems for fans heading up to St James.

I
I BELIEVE

I
BELIEVE

why do they keep delaying games?
is newcastle in some hidden cup that im not aware of?

lacazette tax

Presumably it's so TV can do MNF

bring him back bros

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I looked at the schedule and it seems like round 37 and 38 are supposed to be all played at the same time, so they just gonna say fuck that shit?

Too old
Too expensive

Let me put it this way then. If a team Tottenham plays manages to not be sloppy with the ball in possession and doesn't make any clear mistakes in defense when out of possession they have a very good chance of getting a point or all three. Because Spurs philosophy (and Contes) is to defend deep and break when the opponents are out of position. When Tottenham have the ball versus a structured defense they can't do anything. This means they will always win against teams like Brighton who tries to play the big team football but doesn't have the quality players. And they will also have a decent chance of beating Man City if they have a sloppy day.

When Arsenal play their game (well) they control the whole game and create goal chances even if the opposition is defending deep. Just like Liverpool and Man City. Arsenals problem right now is the finishing and decision making in the final third. If they can improve on that part they will not be far behind Liverpool and City. Arsenal would then also dominate most games from start to finish. Tottenhams tactics would never do that. But I guess they can change tactics going forward and I don't know Conte's plan. Klopp's Liverpool only scored from opponents mistakes too in the beginning but now they are a much better side.

Ramsdale

Cedric
Tavares
White
Gabriel

Saka
ESR
Xhaka
Partey
Odegaard

Lacazette

Subs

Lelno
Balding
Jokonga
Lelneny
Goatinelli
Ogungbo (literally fucking who?)
Swanson
Flores

I don't even know what I'm writing. I prefer possession based football before counter based football. Mourinho's Chelsea is the worst abomination the world has ever seen. He bought the most expensive squad ever just to defend deep and play destructive football like bad teams are forced to do. I hate it.

is this wishing or are you reporting?
if reporting, then rammer recover very fast, maybe they were just being super cautious
also
>Arsene Wenger 'most intimidating' manager- Mike Dean
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/60869305

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Can you remember these brave heroes? If you can't you don't belong here

You think I'd be wishing fucking Tavares at left back?

I hope Tavares doesn't end up being a liability.
>Ogungbo
Isn't that that one black 3rd choice goalie?
Oh, it's some u21 left back, nevermind
Fucking disgusting name tho

everybody got their own kink, im not judging

>Favourite player to referee: "The likes of Thierry Henry, Dennis Bergkamp and Vieira. That was a good time to be involved in football."

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>HE SAID AS HE FAVOR MAN UNITED TO BLOCK THE UNDEFEATED STREAK
burn in hell you fuck

I'm afraid of Olise and Eze

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shit who's the right back and midfielder apart from cazorla? got everyone else tho

new boss duo from FromSoftware game?

Tavares redemption arc

What was all that scary news about ramsdale not in training recently was about then?

Chambers and Coquelin.
Took me some time to guess Chambers desu, I went with Bellerin, Debuchy and Jenkinson before I guessed him. Got the rest tho.

chelsea had salah de bruyne lukaku mata hazard and oscar, they decide to hire mourinho lmao

Tearknee dead or what?

>tavares
grim

Has Tomiyasu got AIDS or something, he's turning into the new Tomas 'back in two weeks;)' Rosicky

Got them, Welbeck and Monreal were the ones I struggled with most. Centre backs were easiest.

Arse medical masterclass, innit.

cedric claimed he(tomi) has been fit but arteta not rushing him back to play yet

martinelli probably needs a rest but he's better against cancerous deep lying teams than smith rowe

I miss Özil and I'm tired of pretending not to

just go watch his new team in turkey and see him pl-- oh wait, ha ha

odegaard fills in the void for me, i sure as fuck missed him last season when our midfield "creativity" came from xhaka and el neny

I loved 2013-2018 Ozil too but the player we miss doesn't really exist anymore. Nigga's been exiled from the Fenerbahce first team after only a year. Couldn't even do an Alex de Souza and statpad in that weak league.

I miss the idea of Ozil more than reality of him. He just gave up on bothering.

pretty much, Yea Forums memes on messi for just walking during the match but ozil was on a whole nother level of just walking the field waiting for the ball

yeah but ESR can score out of nothing

I have a feeling Ramsdale will fuck it up

(sometimes)

>Mikel Arteta has confirmed Kieran Tierney’s knee injury ‘does not look good’, after scans revealed ‘damage’. The player is set to see a specialist tomorrow. #afc
it's over

bro, dude is fucking cursed
should we sell for 50 mil when that other team (forgot the name) still interested?

YOU ARE MY PALACE,

MY ONLY PALACE,

YOU MAKE ME HAPPY,

WHEN SKIES ARE GREY,

YOU NEVER KNOW JUST,

HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU,

PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY PALACE AWAY,

LA LA LA LA LA, OOOH!

LA LA LA LA LA,

LA LA LA LA LA, OOOH! OOOH!

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and this right here is why Kieran Tierney never should be made our captain.

ffs another important player that spends most time injured, tavares better step the fuck up and not play like wank bissaka

main fullbacks both injured, still playing lacazette uptop and having xhaka as 8.

this is real crunch time guys, time to see what some of the guys are made of, need monster performances from ESR, saka, ode gabriel, partey and white. lets fucking go!

>sell for 50 mil
lol not a chance, dude it worth 30 at most with how bad his health is

ideally arsenal can manage to find another fullback that is elite enough to be better than tierney, so those two can rotate. fullback is the most demanding posistion by far, look at chelsea losing both their fullbacks to long term injury aswell.

i only said it because it was the reported number, i don't think he is 50 mil worth either
kinda mad that i don't see many calling for odeegard to be the captain, it just make sense all around
i guess it is all because of the impression of ode being a quiet guy and tierney was shouting at opponents team and shit from last season

good lad, you support Arsenal as well as your local Brasilian club?

Cam on Arse, scor sam feckin gooooools!!!

bros...i don't feel so good

you got AIDS, bro

It was always obvious we would bottle it. I guess the only question is whether we can hang on to 6th place to get europa league football

im not fully convinced by ode fitness yet, i need to see him for longer.
overall i think the smartest would be to sign someone like lewandowski or something to just make insta captain. we need a fit player who is also an elite player, no captain just because. another more realistic option is ruben neves.

Zaha masterclass against Cedric, I already feel it..

90 +(15) minutes top early, tho.

Can't wait for another zaha dive and penalty

accidentally took too much vallium, hopefully le beautiful futbol arsenal shows up instead of the boring boring one

No, I only support Arsenal and occasionally watch local finals.

don't forget the triple red card to white, gabriel & xhaka for looking in his direction after the dive

>accidentally

>CP obły won obce on te lasy 15 Monday games
Already in the bag, lads.

>obły
Fuck.

is there any palace made of crystal in england?

there was but like everything good it got destroyed

dogshit start

Lmao @ ESR fake tan

Do Palace just have an endless stream of these gangly negros

So is Tomiyasu just never going to play again?

Still hurts

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>tavares in this starting xi

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yeh this is fucking awful start. can't see us winning this

Zaha looks like A$AP Rocky now that I look at him

>tavares
put a youngster in

A strong 1-1 win incoming

why cant fans just keep the ball if it hit them?
i think it is just fair

we really don't progress the ball well do we

This ain't America champ

>I WANT IT GIVE ME IIIIIIIIIT ITS MIIIINE

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you guys gonna wish it wasn't america as well when november come

White is so fucking stupid, proper Deano brain. Just pointless free kick given away

Palace 1-0, poor defending.

:[

yep knew we'd lose this

Champions League Gg

Cone placer out

fuck sake

...

seasons over

That should be a foul on Tavares

Obviously wont be since its Arsenal

shocking defending

ARTETA OUT TOTTENHAM AGENT WHO PSYCHOTICALLY INJURED TIERNEY WITH A BASEBALL BAT DURING TRAINING FOR THE FUCK OF IT

Do we have 2 goals in us ? I don’t see it.

>Anderson pushes him over so hard that he falls over himself and the ball hits him
>Not a foul


They ain't even trying to hide it anymore Kek

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fuck CP

palace have 2 goals more likely

playing like garbage today
players look nervous

spurs mindbroke them

Deary me.

WOW

I told you people Spurs were getting top 4. I wasn't being negative, I was being realistic. Opponents matter. If they didn't Arsenal would have breezed through the Champions League the last time they were in it.

jesus fucking christ

innit

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wow absolute trash
falling apart to crystal palace and you want to play in the CL
fuck off

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Arteta not gesticulating like he usually does to not embarrass himself infront of vieira
Lmao keep trusting that process faggots

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Uhm

support your local club

whole back 4 having a shocker

Insane just how much more accurate they are with everything.

conceding to ducking jordan ayew in 2022 fuck fuck fuck

saka will be the next sol cambell

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well it happened AGAIN

arteta out
viera in

the lack of depth is really showing, we were lucky for the team to not be as injury cursed as usual seasons so far

Shit team

are there any spurs fans from the uk

I do, >we're division 6, one of the players is the younger brother of a girl I didn't like at school

kmao did he do a pratt fall

Welp.

Problem, Arsecucks?

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>He's never been to Stevenage
Lucky sod

hate it when it falls to partey and laca in on goal so fucking much

I wonder who has more points from the top teams this year, Vieira or Arteta

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arteta is a fraud who cant only beat shit teams
gets smashed by anyone decent

compare the wealth and expectations of both teams and come again.

MARTINELLI ON NOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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why is the thread so dead bros?

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arsewogsisters...

it really makes you think does it?

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>manager of the month
>starts Tavares

Fuck just realised the game in hand is Spurs away. Top 4 is in their hands if we lose this.

Fuck sake

>30 minutes in
>already collapsed
>against CP
Season over.

this is a spurs thread

Arteta;'s been bribed by Levy

CAM ON YOU GUNNERZ

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I'd collapse way sooner against CP if you know what I mean

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no
elaborate

boards.4channel.org/sp/thread/119092370new

get the ranga off, he's useless against tricky midtable teams

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hello, can I have an order of a few shots on target please? thanks

All those awards and shit for the Fraud is part of the anti-Arse conspiracy.

what did pepe's baby get?

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Palace have 7 points from a possible 27 against Man United, Man City, Liverpool, Spurs and Chelsea. Arsenal have 3 from 21.

this match is fixed, gonna play koikatsu, fall asleep and wake up at whatever neet time

spurs and chelshit will smash us

Idiots can't even get out with a throw-in.
Kill me.

Second half Martinelli hattrick incoming

>this match is fixed
actual schizophrenics itt

lets talk about something else
i think im going to buy some chocolate

>people expecting Arsenal to get CL football with Arteta
never happening bois

based
cringe

the ref has been running in front of our players and giving palarse free kicks for being touched with a fingernail and slight breezes

lacazette and xhaka are so fucking bad

Gonna take a break, mates. Don't wait for me.

sack arteta in the tunnel and replace him with viera

if arteta doesnt sub lacashit for martinelli before 70th minute i will lose faith.

everyone's been shocking especially partey Tavares and laca

Well, Palace were pretty fucking good there.

Played like shit but got baited into a physical battle and now CP's big niggers are flopping like crazy and are going to get a free kick out of every 50/50 ball and wrestling match.

Not sure you understand how games in hand work

Jesus christ what the fuck was that, its like everyone forgot how to pass and Saka has forgotten how to run. Tavares/Cedric is a complete mismatch against Ayew/Zaha and palace know it. That half was brentford at the start of the season tier of shit.

we wont get A POINT against any team above us

Won't get many points against any team below >us either.

solve this

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he's the only attacker w/ half decent hold up play. he'll be subbed for eddie meme when palace have put the game beyond doubt

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nketiah moving to a bigger club

lacashit holdup play is beyond shit man cant take a decent touch to save his life! its embarrassing having such a shit player start up top.

Arsenal desperately needs some runs in behind, Laca is shit but this is probably the shittiest I've seen him all season.

Cannot believe how bad partey and Tavares are

Just wow. This first half made me get flashbacks from our champions league games against Barcelona and Bayern. Games where we just can't pass the ball, hold the ball or defend properly. Except this game wasn't against Barca nor Bayern. Incredibly weak performance.

weakmind club

96

>taking about hold up play when >we need quick pass link up, shots and goals
Turn the proxy off, Miłek.

might stop following football for a while

>Gets brought down for the first goal by doesn't really want to head it away either, gets brought down by the man he's actually been tasked with marking
>Is also the closest and last defender when Gabriel misses his interception. Doesn't even look ready for the possibility of Gabriel missing the interception, might as well not have been there for the second.

Tavares might only have cost 7 mil but I'm starting to suspect he may not even be worth that much.

This game reminds me of what PSG did to Lorient yesterday.

half time heroin to take the pain away

ran out of heroin so i'm going with frying pan to the head
good night guys

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>ArsenLULs
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>ArsenLULs
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>ArsenLULs
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>ArsenLULs

Auba laughing his ass off right now

i dont think hes that type of person

I bet we score a goal and then get someone sent off to kill all hope. It just feels like that kind of a game.

Ahh the xhaka special you mean

spurs arent going to lose a single game

That left side is completely destabilized and lost every duel it's been involved in
>Nuno doesn't win a simple header for the first goal
>Xhaka decides to run out and press for the second, Gabriel steps into midfield and tackles when it should've been Nuno who is completely static
>Nuno just giving the ball away and passing to offside players
He's stinks of a Pepe. Physically talented, absolute brainlet. Just be happy he didn't cost anywhere near as much

Liverpool away. Other than that, probably not.

>Xhaka left back

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They definitely fucked up Tomiyasu when they rushed him back a few months ago didn't they? A "calf injury" doesn't usually lasts this long.

they will get a draw

Damn, Tavares is definitely on the loan or selling list next summer isn't he.

>start Tavares twice only to drop him after 34 and 45 minutes
Arteta is retarded.

hes shit

It's that or the Tavares shitshow continuing

Tavares has to have some of the worst confidence of any player getting subbed off so soon whenever he actually makes the team.

should play better then

the superior manager is winning the match, nothing surprising desu

That is a penalty. What the actual fuck

Tavares is shit why start him? Or do you mean Sharteta?

top 4 is gone

yeah

That's not even watched by VAR ffs

how was that not a penalty? the defender was wearing Saka's shirt

red and a pen it's at the other end

Why is Ødegaard and Partey still playing...

good now we can have our excuse for getting dominated by palace and blame it all on the ref

Same challenge on saka isn't a foul but 10 seconds later its a foul on a Palace player

VIEIRA IN

>Jeff fucking Schlupp dabbing on >us
WAKE ME UP

Yeah just drag Tearknee's fucking lifeless body and just throw it on the pitch that'll work out oh so much better. Why the fuck do you think Tavares is starting? Cause Arteta has a fucking choice? Don't be retarded.

to be fair, we've done pretty well to be top 6 considering we play against 11 vs 12 men most matches

excuses fc

Why do we still insists on crossing when we know Laca is absolutely useless at heading and there's no target man inside the box to even aim at.

lacazette should never play again

make the new thread a doomer thread its been too long

if it was tottenham playing cp harry kane would've had a penalty hat trick and CP would be down to 9 men no denying it

shit manager

This is true.

its the refs fault we're shit guys not the fact we have a bunch of mid table players

He has no choice how come he takes Tavares off? Or are you trying to tell me that Tavares' too shit to play, but good enough to start?

yeah its all a conspiracy palace are smahsing us

Iifelong Arsenal fan here, I'm sorry to say this club is so shit I have to stop supporting
I'm off to a real club like Chelsea where they actually know how to beat Palace

DT should've used his pent up anger on a referee instead of his whore ex wife

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...

at least we lose to brentford away with a sunday league lineup, only concede 2 to them and beat them by the same scoreline the rent boys just lost by in a friendly

He has to start because that's his position and there's an expectation of him to perform at least adequately. When that expectation isn't met, he's taken off. And you don't start anyone else there because there's no one else that's naturally meant to play there.

>foul on Odegaard against city gk
>no pen
>the lightest of touches
>pen
>partey injury

At this point you might as well hand 4th to Spurs.

>He has to start because that's his position
Lmao.
He proved AGAIN that he's too shit to play, but that's OK because its his position and >we didn't bother signing anyone in the winter.
>0derfraud misses the goal only to give away a pen next
LeL

Xshit might still get a Red, you know.

It's obviously not ok but the other option is playing multiple people out of position which really doesn't work if you're a mediocre player.

>with Tavares in his position: 2 conceded
>with Tavares off and multiple people out of position: 1 conceded
Think I'll regret posting this?

>Think I'll regret posting this?
kek it's entirely possible friend.

Phew.