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>HOL UP NIGGA

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um sweaty....

Do people who make those adverts live in different dimension or something?

Shit on tv is like an alternate dimension

If this was the other way around the black dude would've stomped the white boi into the ground.

I bet some people got fired....

Gillette has lost 8 billion dollars since this ad

and they said it was totally worth it

No wonder I have been avoiding their products since and told all my mates to do the same.

this is especially funny if you consider those hidden cam vids were women walk around and are almost exclusively harassed by basketball amerucans

>hold up, I want to rape her first white boy

>Shit on tv is like an alternate dimension

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They got laid in the process. Who isn't craving pussy? Totally worth it.

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They lost 8 billion dollars, but saved 8 billion souls

>Who said you could come into Wakanda, bruh?

sauce?

>Black people holding back the evolution of white society meme
Based.

It’s fake news

no it's not

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ummm sweaty... it's fake news
reuters.com/article/us-proctergamble-results/pg-posts-strong-sales-takes-8-billion-gillette-writedown-idUSKCN1UP1AD

did you read what you posted?

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>reading your own posts

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Niggas been trying to stop us from getting to space since day one, and now they're running around in NASA shirts as the new black trend.

Fuck this gay earth.

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Gillette earned 6 trillion dollars since their woke add campaign and Drumpf got impeached

based

I want to fucking die.

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>the MASSIVE amount of damage control afterward once sales plummeted that they make that sensitive skinned Boston brace-face 56% firefighter ad to try and recoup losses

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Pls be real

>Pls be real
It's just due to "market fluctuations", you stupid incels. It has NOTHING to do with their woke ads.

>shares set to record high after it beat wall street expectations by losing $5.4billion in one quarter
>its negative numbers are due to the loss of $8 billion of gilette
I know a little bit about stock markets, but can someone explain to me how this catastrophe of a quarter would result in record share prices for p&g? This would not be a motivator for me if I were looking to invest.

Make another woke ad, gilette. I dare you yeh fucken cunt

I switched to generic Walgreens razor blades after this ad and they're better than Gillette Fusions at 1/3 the price. Good riddance.

>release polarizing commercial
>completely by chance beards become popular with sois

I just bought that Phillips Oneblade thingy. No shaving cream, no cuts, nothing. It's literally Heaven.

>beards become popular with sois

Mate, people with beards dont use razors.

>but can someone explain to me how this catastrophe of a quarter would result in record share prices for p&g?
Presumably one or more of their other divisions did really well in the quarter and despite Gillette taking a loss P&G ended up with a net gain. It's one of the advantages of being a massive conglomerate with a finger in every single pie. The disposable razor market was already on relatively thin ice as millennials and zooms increasingly refused to buy into the stupid boomerism that was six dollar a piece mulitblade razors.

>doubt.jpg

Read the thread.

I unironically hope the next astronaut dabs on the moon when he lands, it's like America is dabbing on the entire rest of the planet

They’re upper class white girls who work in marketing

I bought a cheap ass bic and it works just as well as mach3.

youtube.com/watch?v=81tAa6nn4UE

i just shave with a razor

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Yes, that is partly it. But even so the playbook for "progressive ads" has been just a much about capitalising on a negative reaction via secondary responses in the media (think headlines like INCELS WILL HATE THIS MOVIE, or panel shows yapping about it). The mistake they made was forgetting that their product was not a movie or a tv show with a limited shelf life but semi-necessary hygiene product that people use every day and so profits off brand loyalty not one time purchases. No one shaves "to see what the buzz is all about" they do it because it is part of their grooming regiment. If you core consumer base feels disrespected they can buy the exact same thing from someone else.

How do they expect people to breed if they think men should never approach women?

Really makes you think, doesn't it?

Not my problem incel.

>How do they expect people to breed if they think men should never approach women?
Which ethnicity does the commercial repeatedly depict as being blocked from approaching women?

ebin

>The mistake they made was forgetting that their product was not a movie or a tv show with a limited shelf life but semi-necessary hygiene product that people use every day and so profits off brand loyalty not one time purchases. No one shaves "to see what the buzz is all about" they do it because it is part of their grooming regiment. If you core consumer base feels disrespected they can buy the exact same thing from someone else.
Well put

You really need to drop all P&G products. No Pepto. No Old Navy.

Old Spice*. Sorry - retarded.

Voting with your wallet will never work, voting with bullets does

>You really need to drop all P&G products. No Pepto. No Old Navy.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Procter_&_Gamble_brands

Burgers?

Voting with bullets will just paint P&G as the brave woke underdog.

If people see their business is tanking, it will make them look unappealing.

lol, he's the monkey in both situations

Really activates the old almonds.

based

Honestly, voting with money or bullets won’t work. But by not buying things from companies that hate you, your general outlook on life will be boosted. I feel better because I buy Harry’s and Degree and generic pink stomach stuff. I set P&G down miles back. Why are you still carrying them?

Yea I get that but gilette is still p&g. Do investors believe this will rebound? People will start buying it again or that p&g will drop gilette from its brand?

That ad was hella stupid. Gilette relied entirely on rich boomers and they told them to fuck off. maybe they thought boomers don't care about this kind of ads but millenials will love being called towic and start buying it? What kind of logic is that, do they even know their market? I mean this ad was made for ballbusting feminists? Are they gonna by gilette to shave their armpits? Or was the plan getting women to buy gilette to their boyfriends and turn them inot cucks??? What was the plan?

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Yeah, it's definitely all white guys that I've seen catcalling women. That's a very white thing to do.
It's also all white guys that call women bitches in their hit rap singles and get no shit for it whatsoever. It's white men that brag about cheating on their spouses with strippers.

No. You don’t understand, no matter how hard they astroturf, how many news cycles they buy out.

You cannot buy sympathy for corporate execs and the like. If fat cats and faceless marketing teams started dropped dead no one would care.

The only point you raise is that a company would kill its own employees in order to advertise. You’re not wrong, Disney will shoot up a theater in less than a decade.

No one cares if corporate execs are killed. No one would even care if their innocent families are.

No one cares about a shill either. You absolutely could kill them, and kill their replacements, over and over again. There will be no backlash

> We're the most succesful and established global brand within our business. How do we take it to new hights?
> I know, let's subtlely accuse our customer base of being sexist assholes
Genius

They felt like they were losing grip on millenials and zoomers, so they figured an ad with the trendiest narrative would do the job.

Marxism was never going to be cheap

Money doesn’t matter

White people. Imagine this commercial but with a black man harassing (which according to my experiences 98% is done by a black man) a woman on the streets, not approaching but catcalling and being rude.

No dickhead they live in exactly the same world as you which is why they know how to make retards like you watch their ads and have emotional reactions to them.

Should we have hardcore vegans making McDonalds or KFC ads?

They pay shills to negatively react to create the narrative they want anyways, it doesn’t matter

Do male millenials and zoomers like being insulted? I mean this ad is catering to feminists. It completely defies logic

It was massively successful.

Well, how well did it work in this case?

>be razor engineer
>marketing destroy the company
>boss fires you but keeps marketing
AAAAAARGH

Genuinely a stupid advert that only sought to instill fear in women.

>meme

I wonser why there wasn't a single person in the meetings and shit prior to the making of this ad that said "bros... this advert is shit". 0 self awareness.

>be me
>be in February
>girk asks me if I've seen the new gillette ad
>tell her I have and I'm not buying gillette again
>she thinks I'm joking
>explain why the bit with stopping the little boys from wrestling pissed me off
>she says she liked it because it had a progressive message supports women
>tell her p&g is a standard megacorp and doesn't give a shit about women
>she agrees that they're a standard megacorp that doesn't give a shit about women but then says I should buy their stuff anyway because it had a progressive message

The idea is that women typically buy 85% of all the household stuff in a relationship so p&g is relying on them to buy razors for guys.

>Do male millenials and zoomers like being insulted?
I don't know, kind of? After reading some news articles it seems to me the ad was meant to say "hey, numales, you like soi and feminism? so do we!", profits ensue.

Burgers?

Zoomers are particularly wise to the sjw bullshit. I know about 10 of them and they're quick to say all sorts of shit that would offend millennials and dont give a fuck. For example one zoomer inknow was making fun of another zoomer because he likes to lick girls buttholes during sex. Then the guy asked if he let's girls lick his butthole and he said "no, I'm not q fucking faggot" and a bunch of them laughed. If I said that around a bunch of millennials I'd be ostracized. This is just one example, btw. I've seen lots. I hire a bunch of zoomers to work for me during the summer

A subset of them does, certainly. The numale ones.

emotional reaction that makes me not want to buy their stuff

Or if that list I only use dawn and fabreze. Dawn I can ditch, but what can I replace fabreze with?

its because people prefer to use clippers these days

no need to replace a clipper every week

The shift hasn’t even started yet, most millennials are just not hitting that age where they are realizing they have no hope for happiness

>Do investors believe this will rebound?
Maybe? If the rest of the company is doing well it really doesn't matter if Gillette is shitting the bed since as you said they can either rebound or drop them entirely if it gets really bad.

As the other user said, it seems like corporate was trying to grab the millennial market and assumed boomers were too dug into their brand to get moved off of it so they got sold on someone's ideological showpiece as an ad. Since they sell a shit product at an absurd price rebranding as an ideological opinion made sense to the retards in charge of these decisions. Of course they forgot that boomers are vindictive as shit and millenials are too poor and not dumb enough to spend 20 dollars on a three pack of razors every week to show how woke they are.

It is funny that women make 70% of what men make (overall, not individually) but they make up 60% of consumer spending.
And women still complain.

Man you're such a loser.

>shaving with a wet razor

enjoy your smooth baby face

Why didn't they reverse course after the results came in for this

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They... They did.
youtube.com/watch?v=6FR2N7bvSf0

But it was less "fuck you" and more "inclusive."

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>Or if that list I only use dawn and fabreze. Dawn I can ditch, but what can I replace fabreze with?
Would also like to know this

They probably thought it would work like the Nike Caepernick adds

This user knows what’s up. Oneblade = Godblade.

>tfw no backbone

No name brand

>"no, I'm not a fucking faggot"
kek, based zoomer

Zoomers will unironically save the world
t. 2000 zoomer

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>enjoy your smooth baby face

I fucking wish. I have a permanent five o'clock shadow that grows into a stubble within the day. Even facial nair did nothing.

What a beautiful metaphor for Western civilization this tiny little scene was.

*does

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because liberals think a negative reaction is a good thing
>we made those nazis angry yeah!! fuck blumpf!

>it's all part of the Giant Evil Multinational Corporation Masterplan
tiring, stupid argument

Procter & Gamble, the world’s largest consumer goods company, beat earnings expectations this week, causing its stock to soar to a record high. But P&G also announced a $5.24 billion loss due to the struggles of its Gillette shaving business, in part because many hirsute men are ditching razors.

qz.com/1680613/pgs-gillette-writes-off-8-billion-as-men-stop-shaving/

reuters.com/article/us-proctergamble-results/pg-posts-strong-sales-takes-8-billion-gillette-writedown-idUSKCN1UP1AD

I should add

>>P&G reported an after-tax charge of $8 billion on its Gillette Shave Care line, reflecting accumulated currency devaluations since it acquired the business, and because many men have stopped shaving.

“Lower shaving frequency has reduced the size of the developed blades and razor’s market,” said Jon Moeller, P&G’s chief financial officer, in the post-earnings call with analysts, also blaming new, lower-priced competitors like Unilever’s Dollar Shave Club and Harry’s.

>lacking the foresight to pick proper spacing/font size for your protest banners
Classic

Good riddance

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>Gillette boss: Alienating some consumers with #metoo campaign was a price worth paying

marketingweek.com/gillette-metoo-campaign-fallout/

also normal single blade razors made a comeback a few years ago and buying straight razors are even cheaper

It's almost like they don't want certain people to breed. Hmm.

>you want to talk to these white women?
>no, only bbc can

Christ, I can actually SEE the beta mouth gape response to this in my head.

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They lost 8 billions and the CEO says "it's fine".

It's fine because the business can use the write-down to offset their tax liability and pay no taxes or, better yet, get a tax refund as a result of the writedown of assets.

who is the fusion proglide supposed to represent?

It is not fine, really. The taxes reduced are much smaller than the loss they took.

That's just the normal one.

>noble black men stop evil white demons from genociding poor oppressed women
Reminds me of that woman who was filmed walking through NYC to show how she's been constantly harrassed by sexist men.
All the ''men'' were black/brown.

I still can’t get over how overtly “FUCK (white) MEN” the whole thing was. I’m 40, and I’ve never seen a company so big be so blatant before. There’s honestly no way to interpret this than black man saving women from white men not once, but twice in one ad. And nobody talks about the scene of the white 50s dad sexually assaulting the help. That scene was just balls out insane, and the product of a 20-something mind that has never even seen a television show made before 1990.

It's quarterly earnings. Long-term P&G will be fine.

I want to see all these lined up on a shelf, and then a Black Panther variant locked up in a theft-proof case.

Billions of dollars of losses are a big deal, user. Even for enormous companies like P&G.

>not making billions
>"it's fine"

i buy bic razors because i dont like using the same razor

AN' WHITEY'S ON THE MOON

A teaspoon of vinegar plus two cups of water in a spray bottle works fine. You can throw some lemon essential oil or whatever in there too if you can't stand the smell of vinegar for a couple minutes.

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this commercial hurt my feelings

lol P&G made $66 billion in revenue for 2018.
$8b is about 1/8th of that.

Like I said. Short term they'll take a hit but LONG-TERM they'll be fine.

P&G's stock is up almost 30% (27%) YTD alone.

there's a difference between taking a short-term loss and a company in freefall /user/.

Seriously, take a couple of Finance courses. They're free on coursera or udacity. Or just google shareholder value.

>people that bitch about this add paid to watch black panther, get out and other anti-white crap
You are part of the problem, scum

8 billions is a significant amount of loss for a company with a 66 billions revenue

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How is this possible when more foreign aid goes to Israel than Africa? Not even counting how much goes to SS and health care and military spending

Source? I’d love that if it were true but I doubt most guys outside the internet even paid attention to this. Who sits through commercials ever?

Again, you're thinking of short-term losses.

Yes. We've already acknowledge that short-term this is a significant loss for the company. However, if you've looked at P&G's finances (e.g. earnings statements, balance sheet, etc.) you'll see the company is on stable footing and will continue to earn revenue and income going forward. They may miss analyst's expectations in the next quarter but by the end of the year they'll be back in the black.

I'm not him. I have a degree in finance. And a MBA.
P&G will not go bankrupt due to this, but losing 8 billions is pretty bad, even for them.
I'm surprised they didn't fire the CEO yet.

no I didn't, speak for yourself retard

No one is saying P&G will go bankrupt.
But to pretend that losing 8 billions is not something that hurts like hell for them is living in a fantasy land.

>Repulsor1 is literally a RonCo Insta-Hitler Razor
based

>I want to see all these lined up on a shelf, and then a Black Panther variant locked up in a theft-proof case.
I understood that reference

My all time favorite. There should also be one with a little small town.

lol? Why would they fire the CEO based on 1 quarter's earnings, if the stock price is up 27% YTD? That makes no sense.

I'm talking about Gilette's CEO.
They should fire the Gilette CEO and the idiot who had the idea of making that ad.

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I said they'll be fine LONG-TERM.

What do you see on the earning statement that indicates otherwise?

EBITDA is up over the last 5 years. Cash flow is up. Capital expenditures are trending down,, as are liabilities.

Are you guys just shellshocked by the number?

Amazon posted losses for 7 years straight nobody freaked out when they announced quarterly losses...

>I'm talking about Gilette's CEO.
>They should fire the Gilette CEO and the idiot who had the idea of making that ad.
Back when the ad was new, I dug around and found the head of the new york division of the ad company that created the ad (NY division was the one that handled it). You'll never guess what sex she was.

Oh. I fully agree there. The CEO of Gillette has mismanaged the business 100% and should be replaced.

As well as the marketing director who approved the ad.

Ummm excuse me but I don't assume anyone's sex until I've met them twice and on both occasions they have confirmed to me what they'd like to be identified as

They cant. They committed to this ideology, firing anyone involved would be renouncing it. They ll just keep going that way

Because Amazon was opening warehouses to expand their supply chain. What is Gillette doing to ward off all the dollar shave club start ups?

No one is saying they won't survive. What is being said is that losing 8 billions is pretty significant even for a giant company. Their executives should be completely anxious about this, even if they say otherwise in public.
You have never worked in a large company if you think otherwise.

Why do anons say they took "short term" loss? All those people who boycotted gilette arent suddenly gonna start buying their products again. They'll always be losing 8 billion

>Comments are disabled for this video.
Of fucking course

The 8 billions was a loss in market cap, not in sales. That means they expect the company to make less in the future.
Obviously P&G will continue thriving. They are a large corporation with many business areas. But the image damage to Gilette was not nice at all.

i bought a safety razor. looks and feels manly as fuck. super inexpensive. too. got like 100 blades for $10

Oops, not market cap, but how P&G value it.

Correct. All those people who moved to alternatives will stick with them as they're cheaper and better.

based wendell

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i stopped buying all P&G products.
no tide
no old spice
no gilette

>be me
kill yourself

Not doing anyfings paht a da prowlem

>be you
>be newfag
lol

What razors have you guys been using since dropping Gilette? I've found that pic related are a nice middle ground between safety and cartridge for me.

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This shit is why the Jews deserve everything they will get.

the thing is, its not a progressive message at all. all it does is shit on men and saying that natural and healthy masculine behavior is bad. if someone actually believes in equality or whatever then they should hate it.

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Hating masculinity is part of being progressive.

>if someone actually believes in equality or whatever then they should hate it.
haha...ha...ha

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parker safety razor 92L i think. i like it. looks manly AF, and is super inexpensive. pic semi related, not the razor i have but similar setup

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OK this is racist

i know, i know but at least in principle... thats the way it should be

It would just be kangz and dindu posts all the way down

In a way, they want women to be more masculine and men to be more feminine so that both can be equal.
There are some Hollywood stars that raise their sons and daughters in a "gender neutral" way.

ceo said it was totally worth it

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Some panasonic electric shit.

you believe him?
kek

why

Are you a muslim by any chance?

he looks smug about it wonder if they keep him around

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A rat done bit my sister Nell.
(with Whitey on the moon)
Her face and arms began to swell.
(and Whitey's on the moon)
I can't pay no doctor bill.
(but Whitey's on the moon)
Ten years from now I'll be payin' still.
(while Whitey's on the moon)
The man jus' upped my rent las' night.
('cause Whitey's on the moon)
No hot water, no toilets, no lights.
(but Whitey's on the moon)
I wonder why he's uppi' me?
('cause Whitey's on the moon?)
I was already payin' 'im fifty a week.
(with Whitey on the moon)
Taxes takin' my whole damn check,
Junkies makin' me a nervous wreck,
The price of food is goin' up,
An' as if all that shit wasn't enough
A rat done bit my sister Nell.
(with Whitey on the moon)
Her face an' arm began to swell.
(but Whitey's on the moon)
Was all that money I made las' year
(for Whitey on the moon?)
How come there ain't no money here?
(Hm! Whitey's on the moon)
Y'know I jus' 'bout had my fill
(of Whitey on the moon)
I think I'll sen' these doctor bills,
Airmail special
(to Whitey on the moon)

I love how Breitbart formats their site so there's no Breitbart banner on the headlines because they know everyone will instantly realize it's bullshit when they see it.

go woke get broke

You can see it's bullshit by use of the word "woke".

>looks manly AF
Very cringe bro. People who think masculinity can be purchased through some overpriced Art of Manliness™-approved product are the biggest bugmen. You're no better than a Gillette consumer bitch when you fall for that manufactured masculinity marketing bullshit.

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>we living in shitty 3rd world conditions but Whitey's on the moon, maybe we can learn a thing or two from those guys

but its not expensive... the razor itself was less expensive than a gillette cartridge set, and new razors come in packs of 100 for 12 dollars

Absolutely based. I used to read Art of Manliness when I was 15 years old and now I cringe every time I come across one of their articles.
>dude Theodore Roosevelt lmao
>dude boy scouts lmao

So it wasn't Gillette's intention to showcase how "woke" they were with their ad?

It's exactly this small-mindedness that keeps them chained to Earth. And of course it ends with "sending Whitey" the bill. The fucking nerve

Lefites don't use it.

Safety razors are great, I use one too. But when you say
>I like it because it looks manly AF!
you are channeling pure consumer bugman.

>the real masculinity is, like, being true to yourself, dude

>the real masculinity is a fashion aesthetic for purchase from soulless internet corporations, shilled by affiliate blogs such as Art of Manliness

They use it all the time. Look at Twitter. Literally anywhere on Twitter.

ok thats fine, but i like it because it is more efficient than cartridge razors, but it take getting used to. i also like the aesthetics of it.

But it gets you talking about so someone that doesn't feel the same way as you gears the discussion and thinks "I need to buy razors soon"

It's this thing lefties do, where they claim it doesn't matter if something happened or not, it's still a 'conspiracy theory'. 'It doesn't matter if it's true' is something I've heard them say and even write in news reports.

Just don't forget to pay your monthly subscription fee to the Dollar Shave Club, drink your Bulletproof Coffee, and join the premium The Strenuous Life Program where you can win digital badges just like the Boy Scouts, but like, digitally! (For a monthly fee of course)

They don't want men (White) to breed, that's the point.

I miss blogs. They're all doing podcasts now, so instead of having curated content distilled to the basics, you get rambling conversations of 2 hours. Why the fuck are they so popular?

They're beholden to shareholders, of course they're going to say it went as they expect... That and Jews

This would never work since it requires upkeep and that the residents don't fuck that up, meaning only places I can see this happening are white countries and Japan

Compare the woke ad with this old Brazilian ad (very poor image quality)

youtube.com/watch?v=cG2dytPVqCs

Base

Brazillians are unironically based, their TV is very conservative

what ad is this

Used to be, my friend. Used to be.
Now, soap operas for teenagers have as heroines highschool girls who get pregnant by guys they don't know, polyamory (with the girl getting pregnant by one of the guys and the other one becoming a second father), etc.

hol up n-

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yeah the 3b that the US is sending to Israel which it uses to buy american weaponry is the thing thats holding you guys back

I thought they sold it to the Chinese

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why is this thread on Yea Forums?

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You have no idea how much pussy 8 billion dollars can buy

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Underrated

Any sort of male attempt at courtship outside of Tinder is considered harassment.

Imagine how many people let the devs of some shitty fuck app choose their spouse

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People don't marry Tinder sluts. Tinder is a casual sex app.

B&R

Hmmm..sorry but I will be expanding your anushole for this shitty lie of a post.

You think they'll be smarter now, right?

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based

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This picture encapsulates our times

Yes, they're just bourgie retards

It was 38 billion alone, Herschel, and it still wasn't enough for the lobby and Drumpfenstein

*Does not include military aid. Nevermind the 300 billion arms deal with Saudi Terroristia

>tell men to fuck off
>aim for the basedboy market
>none of them shave due to having weak chins
WITH NO SURVIVORS!

>this is what Zoomers think conservatism is

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The fact that they said "worth it" should be a give deadaway as to the intentions of capitalism.

Hint: It's not profit, it's the genocide of the white race.

REMINDER: This is called "Social Engineering" they are creating a fictional scenario in order to imprint symbols (responsible BBC black man, immature sexually emasculated white man) on the subconscious of all viewers.

The entire age we are living in is one of Social Engineering. They know reality is Hood Niggas and Honorable White Men Holding their Tongue. That's why they have to use the fake symbols to manipulate people 24/7.

Literally everything fake and false and manipulative about media is this concept, Social Engineering. Warn everyone you know if they don't already.

BARE

Niggers don't even know what NASA stands for

many are jews or under jewish influence and they know exactly what they are doing .

gr8 b8 m8

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and who is also behind it, it is forbidden to question.

>It's also all white guys that call women bitches in their hit rap singles
Is rap even about that anymore?
>get no shit for it whatsoever
They do though just not from white liberals.

What can we expect? They also believe Milo is a based gay conservative.

This is why Companies should remain as amoral as possible. I miss the days when all they wanted was your money. Now it's just agenda-driven.

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Each and every single big corporation in white nations is furthering the cause of white genocide. Do you have any evidence to the contrary?

fukken saved

Nah, that was actually the wife of Mercer who effectively bought Breitbart, LOVED MILO and made him big. Like Ben Kikepiro.

But were they all of them against of going to moon?

Kek. I love u guys

>Is rap even about that anymore?
There are (rap) songs on the BB100 right now that use the words bitch and hoe and are generally objectifying/demeaning towards women.
>They do though just not from white liberals.
lmao from who then?

>It's exactly this small-mindedness that keeps them chained to Earth
I would still not say only blacks have this mindset
>The fucking nerve
Then fucking do something about them.

kongs not a monkey though. Do you see a tail anywhere user?

>They know reality is Hood Niggas and Honorable White Men Holding their Tongue
Yeah there is no immature white men and no other blacks than hood niggas.

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Statistically speaking, not really. Blacks are the worst, those few that are actually competent don't nearly make up for the rest of them like holy shit. Even dumb fuck white meth heads from West Virginia are rarely as bad as blacks.

Like, to say there is any kind of equal proportion is just preposterous.

>There are (rap) songs on the BB100 right now that use the words bitch and hoe and are generally objectifying/demeaning towards women
For some reason i though it has gotten so gay that they have dropped that whole thing.
>lmao from who then?
Black themselves mostly conservative blacks. You just don't hear it from mainstream media.

It's subversive Jewish brainwash. Ever wonder why Jews have been repeatedly thrown out, banned and exiled from European nations for centuries? This is why.

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The ones who made it were Australian apparently.

I let my beard grow after that. The money I monthly spent on razors now I spend at the barber to keep my beard and haircut. I think now I look better than before since a well kept beard gives a professional appearance

>Like, to say there is any kind of equal proportion is just preposterous
True but acting like whites are this masterrace of no dumb people is just stupid and i know this because i am myself dumb person and pretty immature kinda guy and i would argue that so are most of whites in this site that come here more than ones a week.

Sure thing, moshe

But I don't want to feed starving nigger children, I want to feed astronauts!

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>The Strenuous Life Program where you can win digital badges just like the Boy Scouts
>It's real

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user, please. If people here weren't immature and dumb they would not be in this website for first place.

Women are retarded.

>working yourself to death for mr shekelstein while your wife is at home fucking the milkman
>another war? time to get drafted and die for israel

truly the goy dream

Why are women so fucking stupid? Why are otherwise rational men cursed to pine after these stupid whores until the day we die? AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Your nose grows the more you lie, (((pinocchio)))

lol

based

Forget it, nigga. It's Chinatown

The tail is up yo momma's ass

>Safety razor
>MOST expensive refill option is 24 cents per
>GIlette
>LEAST expensive refill option is $1.47 per
Fuck off, I'm not falling for these merchant tricks anymore

Just bought some CVS razors. Fuck Gillette.

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I don’t think you know what progressive means these days

I've seen a lot of interracial ads starting to pop up in my city lately, in the form of billboards. Going by the last census, there are less than 4,000 blacks in the ENTIRE COUNTRY. Make no mistake, these people aren't advertising their product. They're advertising the destruction of one's nation. They don't want nationalists, they want consumers.

>he heard someone once say "there is no such thing as bad PR" and blindly believes it to be true

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>hurr durr corporations only care about profits

There are still people dumb enough to believe this 91 years after Edward Bernays' Propaganda was published?

this but unironically

absolutely based and dare I say redpilled

We live in a Stonetoss comic get used to it whitey.
youtube.com/watch?v=cpChfrWqHpg

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This ad cost them 8 billion dollars.

Why do you think the black guy is holding him back?
It would work if we literally killed all the undesirables.

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P&G is a huge company, Gillette is but one of their divisions

this isn't even the first rash of outrage advertising. Smaller companies have done it for decades, desperate to stand out. Now larger companies are doing it out of desperation to reach literally anyone. Because no one watches broadcast television, sees ads, or even pays attention to ads that are plastered literally everywhere. So all anyone can do is try to force controversy around ads so people will go and purposefully watch them and scream about them, all in desperate hope the screaming will translate to a sale.

Hell, half the reason film is dying is because literally no one watches trailers anymore, directly as a result of the commercials that'll play for up to half an hour before a movie starts, which is also killing theaters.

No one fucking likes marketing yet marketers are constantly trying to turn the entirety of reality into a fucking commercial and every inch they gain towards this goal drives people further away from "reality."

Safety razors are sexist, shitlord

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well said. i gave up tv years ago specifically because im fucking tired of having advertisements jammed in my face constantly

I've been using an electric trimmer for the last 9 years. It leaves the perfect amount of stubble that I seem to get complimented on by women a lot. Walking around with a clean-shaven naked face is peak sóy

kek, based

I thought this was going to be about a man using Girlette razors to become a hairless femboy. This commercial isn't bad at all.

PnG and The Gillette Company was a massive merger. Gillette is not just a subsidiary.

Ummmm, Stonet*ss is racist and bigoted kay so just like go have sex incel
youtube.com/watch?v=XdbwZbK7kGo

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Exactly. I couldn't believe the difference at first. You just slide that thing all over your face for 2 minutes and you're done. If you only want a clean shave, it's the best thing on the market; at least AFAIK.

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If we're lucky this was one of them.

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is this satire, or is the guy a legitimate sóy brainlet stereotype? jesus fucking christ.

niggers actually act like this, primarily because they're gay, but also because they're jealous cock blockers.

gilette lost 8 billion over that toxic masculinity ad it seems you live in a differebt world as well

>All of them are fat

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Imagine if we diverted all the time and resources spent on aid to Africa over to space or fission or just something technological progressive.

jesus

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Yeaaaah...that's about the kind of """"man""" I imagine when anyone drones on about muh inceols on half

Did you not see the cuck dad teaching his wife's daughterson (FtM) how to shave?

I know right? Considering how this commercial aired in a comic book, a traditional boardgame, a retro videogame, and a computer wallpaper, and NOT ON A FUCKING TELEVISION YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT.

this guy looks like a Jewish rat

Why do you think that only because of black people we haven't been more in space?

bought this one 10 years ago

still looks brand new, their refillable blades even if you don't have to use theirs are stupidly sharp and last a while

I get tough patches of hair on my neck that other razors can't seem to get, Wilkinson swords ones slice right through it

there is an asian blade manufacturer I can't remember the name off thats popular and cheap and fits this, they are good quality too but if you get a knock off the blades are not flat and have microbumps and will shred your face I have used the good one and when I bought again from another seller it was like someone rubbed me with sand paper

>there are less than 4,000 blacks in the ENTIRE COUNTRY
What country? Also how many of those interracial ads are WMBF?

>It would work if we literally killed all the undesirables
Then better start doing it. Oh wait you faggots have no balls to do anything other than complain.

Glow away, glownigger.

I will never understand people who don't use any kinda ad block in their browser.

Stonetoss if anything is just trying to be Wyatt Mann-lite.

>unironically shaving

Real men never grow beards to begin with. Bears are the symbols of nu-males, a sign of a weak, failed gene.

What are you talking about? I see at least two not fat people.

its hard to understand people who, for all intents and purposes, don't exist.

but a good way to understand them is they're so used to seeing ads they don't even "see" them. like how people in large cities don't see beggars.

"race realists" are just racists who are too pussy to big of pussies to say nigger.

Why do you act like that is only reason why we haven't been on space or have flying cars.

FED posting ist fake and gay pilled

reminder: the reason the CIA went so hard after any sort of black advocacy/pride groups is because of how such groups protested NASA. The groups protested NASA because the KGB had plants in them.

I am just saying the truth.