Wat do

you motherfucker

break her legs

god i wish that were me

sad. he held his own pretty well and would have won if it wasn't for the roving she-beast butting her hog nose into the scrap

Those look nice. Worship them.

My girlfriend likes when I play with her feet while we watch movies together.

if you were as good as quintan trantilius you'd make a movie about the occasion

GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME AAAAAAAAAAAGHH

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The guy who starts punching himself has the best form.

Smile smugly to myself for always carrying a feather on me.

Have one of my henchmen cause a distraction then pour itching powder on them. Then shoot her and rape her and photograph it and show the pictures to her father in an attempt to drive him insane.

youtube.com/watch?v=Sp1btLIQX-4&t=

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The girl is surprisingly nice about it, but still uncomfortable as fuck

Honestly those don't look bad at all. Worship them and jerk off.

go to a decent theater with reclining seats that don't have you packed in like a clan of Mexicans sneaking in on a beat up bus.

Also the sheer humiliation of having a qt's dirty flip flops near my head would absolutely get me. I would probably cum right then and there, no stimulation.

>tfw people don't realize those are tranny feet

That woman has a penis, I've seen the rest of the set.

Gross that's obviously a dudes feet.

thot patrol

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>tranny feet
Even better

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Grab ass until she puts her feet down.

>wh!te ""people""

y this dude took a pic of his moms feet?

pull my seat forward as much as possible until her knees lock, then with all my strength push back and hurt her knees

Yeah, they are great.

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>That woman has a penis

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People like you need to get fucking hassled irl

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Based boomer.
Should have licked them though.

...VA?

>be berserker
>stronger when taking damage
>enemy too far away
>cant draw aggro
>DPS is gonna suffer if don't take damage soon
>FLASH OF BRILLIANCE
>attack self
>berserker powers activate
>fight is already over
>blueballs

the one thing i miss about my ex is that she loved it when i played and worshipped with her feet and asked me to play with them all the time
my current gf tolerates it but not getting the enthusiasm i had last time is a bummer

>flip flops
american vocabulary is retarded

women love to feign embarrassment

what fucking asshole watches movies with distractions?
the first time i tried showing my gf a movie she kept checking her phone and being distracted, and once she started painting her nails i turned the movie off and told her never again. years later she wants to make movie night a thing and i tell her no because of last time. she's about to cry so i tell her we can watch movies only if she doesn't get distracted and focuses on the screen at all times.
the second time we watch a movie she's good for like 30 min but keeps nudging me with her head and trying to hold my hand, i just keep shushing her and pointing to the screen. why can't they fucking appreciate how to watch a movie properly

Do they know?

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Everyone knows you fucking putz.