Slow burn!

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY'D YA SPILL YER ONIONS BEANS

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>Ugh.. Where's the character development?

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>jumpscares
>nonsensical
>supernatural
>saw tier gore
one ticket please

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jumpscares aren't scary. you can't fight facts with memes

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Horror is by far the worst genre. There's only a few redeeming movies, and those are largely due to the director

what a faggot

None of those movies are scary though

>jumpscares aren't scary. you can't fight facts with memes

Name one movie without jumpscares that is actually scary then

The new A24 film Midsommar

No I'm serious, name one

you misspelled "comedy"

>horror has to be scary
>brainlet

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Smocaine 3
A bone chilling,atmospheric slow burn and a inside look into the mind of a alt right neo nazi mass murderer

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>>Slow burn!
>>Bone-chilling!
>>I look forward to the lastest release of A24!
>>Nice atmosphere!
>>Jumpscares are sooo bad!
>>The ending was bad!
>>The last third was bad!
>>It didn't have any twist! Boring!
>>Too much gore, I don't want to watch this anymore!

bone chilling atmospheric slow burn with character development and no jumpscares please, ill have a onions latter with that btw, go heavy on the soi.

>>this spam proves I don’t have dogshit taste in movies

>>this spam proves I don’t have dogshit taste in movies

>>jumpscares
>Ummmmmm

>>Ugh.. Where's the character development?

>jumpscares aren't scary. you can't fight facts with memes

>Horror is by far the worst genre. There's only a few redeeming movies, and those are largely due to the director

>>A bone chilling,atmospheric slow burn and a inside look into the mind of a alt right neo nazi mass murderer

>>Name one movie without jumpscares that is actually scary then

>>None of those movies are scary though

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Gone Girl

how about just like what you like and let other people like what they like and stop acting like such a crybaby faggot? You seem pretty deficient in testosterone yourself.

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Movies having shit endings is accepted now? Anything to go against the norm amirite?!

This is false equivalency, pure and simple. MCU fanboys and people who like slow atmospheric horror are not the same. An MCU fan would be bored to tears by any A24 horror film. That I can understand, it's not everyone's type of thing, but what I don't get is why one special needs user has become so autistically filled with rage over it that they've decided to dedicate their life to shitposting about it.

Jumpscares aren’t good horror, but neither was Hereditary. I really wanted to like it, but it was just insanely boring witch possession shit after the beginning. The ending was so ridiculous too.

I like the theme in the lighthouse tho, so really hope it will be a scarier movie.

Horror
/ˈhôrər/
>an intense feeling of fear, shock, or disgust.
Here's a jewtube video in case you can't read the fucking definition from the dictionary.
youtu.be/HOM2mwFLtMU

who cares it's just about posting the zoyjak and greentexting opinions
Yea Forums has gone to shit since pol and discord trannies fight their imaginary battles here

>who cares it's just about posting the zoyjak and greentexting opinions
>Yea Forums has gone to shit since pol and discord trannies fight their imaginary battles here

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Ead piss

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Your own definition proves user's point. It's an 'or' clause, meaning it can also be typified by shock or disgust instead of fear.

LOW COGNITIVE FUNCTION IS NOT HIGH TEST

Read the definition you fucking retard.

retards getting scared by movies lol

I can tell you're either underage or just graduated high school. The little A24 cock sucker is basing horror as having a wide variety of types of "horror" in what they fucking described to be as all those nifty little buzzwords you fucking faggot ass onions boys keep throwing around like slow burn, and cerebral. Horror is meant to induce intense fear, disgust or shock e.g Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Hellraiser, The Exorcist. Call me an old fag whatever but The Witch and Midsommar are fucking slow thrillers at best and shouldn't be categorized as horror because that's all they do. Invoke a sense of thrilling excitement that keeps you wondering what will happen next. There's no fucking shock value. No fear or disgust. Go fucking kill yourselves and I mean that with all my heart you fucking pussies.

Well to be fair the user you're replying to is replying to someone who doesn't think horror has to be scary, and by definition horror is described to be high shock, fear or disgust which I'm sure most would agree that the three one or all three are needed to be seen as scary. You just look like a retard not knowing who or what conversation you're responding to.