Why the fuck did she stop making movies?

Why the fuck did she stop making movies?

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Why didn't she sex me
Why pusy?

she was in movies?

She's rotting to death

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she'd be perfect as a dumb bimbo in movies like American Pie but those movies can't be made anymore

loved her in star trooper movie

Because it's hard work compared to being flown to a tropical island to stand there while some guy takes some photos of your tits.

she got raped

she wanted to be a mommy also her husband makes enough for the both of them

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Movies can't have hot blondes anymore.
Brie Larson is the best they will allow.

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obligatory

Yep, with double DD Daddario

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>motr

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wait this is not denise from star trooper movie?

based pusy poster

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her husband seems like a straight shooter

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fake and gay

>he doesn't know about the leaks

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did you just discover the internet today, lil buddy?

>enhance
>enhance
>enhance

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I would guess she's not in any movies anymore because the movies she was in were shit.
Pic related.

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been like ten years since i've seen this

>Not cumming inside her
Yikes

Tfw Kate will never shake her milkers in front of your face while she rides your cock.

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cumbrain

The movie she did with Daddario flopped

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She had a kid with Justin Verlander and spends most of her waking moments milking her massive overflowing breasts

God, shes MADE for BLACK cock

Let’s see who the oldfags are

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this is just a porn thread.

mods, you deleted threads about the acting career of Hunter Schafer because you're transphobic but you have no problem with this perverted trash being up.

seething tranny

Fuck I wish I could cum that far. Well I probably would if I was fucking her.

I just came here to discuss the big acting careers of my waifu

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>mods are transphobic
someone pay these guys!

fridge meme is pretty retarded. it just gets thrown around every time a roastie is considered mainstream attractive, meanwhile there are thousands of other waifu threads for much uglier ones that are more obscure.

is she the original fridge?

Weak bait fag

I mean I get the fridge meme but with Kate, I’d make an exception. If you’re honestly gonna lump her with the likes of Chloe you’re just a retard

I laughed at the fridge meme once.
Then I turned 10.

Yes

Kate Upton was the original fridge meme back in 2011 or 2012ish on /fit/ or Yea Forums, I forgot which

>t. fridge shaped roastie

Based

Visit our /hr/ thread on our waifu

She's having babies and growing those tits, which are some of the biggest in the mainstream. Much bigger than Hendrick's.

She's doing the right thing. Fuck Jewlywood.

Ok , I sometimes forget that /hr exists

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isnt /hr/ just for pics though?

i hav plenty of sources for HQ kate pics

Shame that they likely won't ever be seen cinematically in their current state

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Just posting and discussion

You cant discuss this shit irl so frens are nedded

Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO FUCK inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~

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What's her best film?

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>Much bigger than Hendrick's.
It's hard to tell when they're both always clothed; but they are both very big

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She was also in a Super Bowl commercial.
Her acying was so awful she made Cindy Crawford’s acting look Academy Award worthy.

God I wish I was an attractive female. All you have to do is take dick sometimes and its pretty much life on easy mode.

give me one good reason why Charlotte McKinney is not superior to Kate Upton

no
strongfat man
but if it makes you feel any better, you weren't close at all

Upton is bigger and taller

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>strongfat man
I think you just mean fat.

she decided to start a family like a good lady

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>best
>not breast
Neck yourself

user I got some bad news for you

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>kate upton
>charlotte mckinney
>brooklyn decker
we no longer have such tittykinos in film
we now have tessa thompson
what a sad time

Indiana Jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull

I can't

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>And that’s a good thing!

Uh...when did she start?

didn't know she was in that

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Don't forget Caroline Vreeland; tall natural big blonde also

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