Here your mexican food bro

GOD DAMMIT MEXICANS STOP MAKING ME LIKE YOUR KINO FOOD AND SEXY WOMEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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do americans really do this?

do any of these "meals" have a name?

>Sees Mexican food
>Blames Americans

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How did that go the first time was it like "uhh let met get uhhh let me get a bag of doritos and uhh.. just fuck it up. Destroy it. Fuck it up put every fucking thing you have in that bag. Demolish it."

>mexicans aren't americans
>american education

>chips
>salsa
>shitty cooking skills
>56 percent face
no way it's not american brainlet

I literally wanna vomit watching this.

What

>"What? I wasn't being anti-american by attacking mexico, you stupid fucking american"

Stupid, disingenuous, cowardly piece of shit.

Bruh what’s that juice he pours at the end? It looks alright but then there’s a tipping point where it just gets worse.
Also, why the fuck is he touching it with his hands? That’s nasty as hell.

South and Central America don’t count you strawgrasping faggot. Even North America as a whole doesn’t count, Canuks not welcome.

>why the fuck is he touching it with his hands? That’s nasty as hell.
Mexicans

>this mexican woman sits next to you at the kinoplex and grabs your popcorn without asking and drinks half your beverage

what do?

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Call ICE

it's trash homie, feel better now?

>what do?
suck her girldick

Tell her that she's giving me anal and if she refuses I'm calling ICE on her rude beaner ass.

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Got heartburn just from watching this

I'd drink half her beverage if you catch my drift

I don't think I get it

my dick just got 10cm longer

hipster bugmen will turn their noses up at
but claim
is amazing.

put bepis in taquito

What I'm saying is I would rape her on the ground violently, then proceed bash her skull into the floor repeatedly.

Still not following it

mmm... I still have trouble to understand

Peepee in poopoo

grab a handful of pusy and pull out me dick and just let her get to work

Am i hungover or is this user typing like a Muppet?

you sick pervert

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alert we have been trolled she is not even mexican

I guess theres a rare chance that mixing a bunch of shit up could be good. Id never know because I cant take how flimsy that container is for it to be serious

Do Americans really do this?

Faggot zoomers think that shit is cute.

she is, I'm pretty sure she has an Instagram account. Yea Forums can tell you her name

>h-haha i meant ALL americans, not americans as defined by the demonym

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It's an overmix of sugar and fat. If that's what you're used to eating then I guess you could like it.
For people who live on actual food like meat and fresh veggies it would be utterly putrid.

seething mutts

Go to any hole in the wall Mexican place and you'll find kino food not this slop this is either Hollywood Mexicans or white people style Mexican food

Would you rather eat that or some of Jacks famous "juicy" chicken?

>Food poisoning or wretched mix of sugarly sauces
Think itd be hard to do either. I'm used to eating good cheap food like Brisket.

I'll take any of these Mexican junk soups, at least they won't give me salmonella or worse

>woman

Oldfag here, those are both Mexicans in Mexico.

Good

I wish this was a Ja/ck/ thread :(

I get diarrhea watching these everytime.