Gf found my Bane folder on my PC

Is SOMEONE gonna get this hothead out of here?

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When I flew out to visit a girl I was in an LDR with in late 2017 she showed up dressed as CIA to pick me up at the airport. Had a good laugh about it

Dump your folder so we can fully appreciate the level of shit you're in, OP.

The fire rises

God I loved Baneposting so much. It made me so happy. When that plane crash happened I almost called into work at Little Ceasers so I could stay in my dorm shitposting with the boys all day. But now I have a career and a wife. The fire always rises brothers. Never forget

>gf found my sneed folder on my PC
>she's sad and angry, questioning me on whether I still love her or not, she yelled at me "IS THIS WHAT YOU LIKE? AM I NOT ENOUGH ANYMORE?"
>threw our promise ring on the floor and ran off with the car to her sister's
>niece calls me asking what is going on(she likes sneedposting so she wasn't freaked out but worried about her aunt)
>and I'm sitting here lonely thinking about what went wrong

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I'm going to be 80 and still laugh when I get to say "for you" in response to something

>I'm sitting here lonely thinking about what went wrong

All this time it was Fuck and SNuck, user.

But you never stopped to consider that, did you?

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fuck man i can still remember going to see this movie when it came out, talking about the shooting in aurora with other anons, and when baneposting began like it was yesterday.

why does time have to be such an asshole?

I remember waking up on vacation in South Padre Island that morning and seeing the news and my friend and I already had our tickets. We went to the theater around noon and As soon as the commercials started some fucking retard tried to leave out an emergency exit and the alarm tripped and everyone just groaned and looked around at each other

I also remember jokingly saying the Joseph Gordan Levitt was going to be Robin, and then it happened and it was also retarded

Was Aurora the first mass shooting that occurred in a movie theatre? My US history is a little rusty

Yep. Holmes was a shit shot considering the circumstances. And I’m retrospect, Eric and Dylan were fucking terrible considering they had complete run of the place on co-op mode

>Dead meme.

Then show me the body

dump them here, we'll keep it safe for you

*unzips bane*

Hey guys i got an epic plan to revive bane

well you could start by posting from your folder

What's the plan?

We evolve it as a counter-meme to Sneed, Maskposting and sóyjack threads. Out-shitpost the biggest shitposters on the site

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Just take your bane posting into the bedroom.

>what would happen if I put it in your butt?
>it would be extremely painful
>you’re a big girl
>for you!

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>niece calls me
>she likes baneposting too
What's her #?

i wish this was even close to believable, but if it's real you need to go all in on this promise ring bullshit she pulled. the entire thing was clearly staged for that detail.