Friday night

>friday night
Why are you here?

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I never left

No one's ever really gone

I'm watching Captain Marvel with my mother.

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I'm here for you, big guy.

Have sex

to watch kino online at 720p with macroblocking

>tfw here every night
I don't even know why. Might be habit at this point.

Maybe the job I've applied for will call me back and I'll end up working on Fridays.

Im borderline alcoholic, i just drove my gf home so i have to down a few at a later hour than what i'd prefer as to not wake up all weird. She's really someone elses gf, but she fucked me 10 years ago, so now i'm fucking her...

My friends and I are all wageslaves

i’m still at work

I'm scared to go to the movies alone, even at 11:00 at night. Please help.

I hurt myself today

My wife is a snooze and we have zero friends so I'm on Yea Forums.

watching big brother live feeds and eatingdark cherry gelato with my wife

Watching Hotel Impossible.

I'm pooping

Because I have crippling depression and anxiety and being on this website is the only thing that holds the demons at bay for a little while.

Just took a 120mg edible and I'm shitposting on my phone while watching Heat

Pretty comfy

What's the job, user?

Watching Hobbs and Shaw.

Just having fun

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>tfw no snoozfu
fuckin great movie

Do you still feel?

another divorce in the making

The same reason I'm here every night...
TO TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

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Nice. Imagine your wife wanting to go out with *her* friends all the time or even nagging you for wanting to be comfy in a weekend.

honestly just do it, I used to feel this way all the time, but now that ive stopped being hard on myself it doesnt bother me anymore

JUST

Because Tool released all their shit on spotify and I never listened to them before, and now I'm enjoying a nice evening with some tea, cookies, beer and each tool album in order.

This is the fucking life bros.

Man I get so worked up over the littlest details. What if the seats are too big? What if the theater is too cold? What if it's too hot? Gahh so much stress.

A big part of being confident is faking it. If anything feels weird, just deal with it and dont fret about it. Bigger seats means more room for you to be comfy, bring a sweatshirt if you think itll be too cold, and just take it off if its too hot. Stop caring, and just do what comes naturally. Believe me no one cares that you're there alone.

was meant for

Make sure to tell the bf when you are done with her

I unironically had sex with my wife and now she's sleeping

Office work.

Degenerate retard.

I pirated the new Godzilla. I'm currently working on my fantasy romance novel and later I'm going to jerk off to cheerleaders. My favorites are either USC or University of Oregon.

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I have AMC A-list, and a signature annual pass at Disneyland, and a gold annual pass to Universal Studios Hollywood.

I was thinking of seeing the new Main Street Electrical Parade debuting tonight, but I'm feeling lazy. I've already seen most movies currently in theaters, so not sure if I want to watch a movie. The lines for rides are kind of long atm, so not sure what to do.

Currently just sitting at home reading news, finding amusing videos, and may masturbate.

defending my master's thesis on monday so i'm laying low til then

Are you the one who's forced to watch Captain MArvel with your mom every weekend because it's her favorite movie?

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My brother. Smoked some hash watching Evo with my roommate feeling pretty cozy.

i love heat

i have explosive diarrhea