Any other kinos with twist endings?

cats = stirnerfags, based

imagine having a sub-90 iq

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>live action Bolt

white girl detected

haha imagined if a cute girl did that to you. just bullied and licked you to mark her territory, gross haha.

It's kind of true. Cats will get affectionate if they learn to associate that with when you feed or clean after them. They'll also be very friendly if they smell a different cat on you and try to rub the rival's scent off you.
Otherwise they give no shit about you and just want to hunt vermin or squeeze themselves into someplace tight.

Isn't this just what people do in general, get an idea of something to gain something from another? It's not really *real* affection either, and it's the same thing with dogs. I've always thought everything was full of shit and were all faking it like SFX for a scene. I learned to never love people (or even animals) because I knew it was all for show. Spiders and the sorts, y'know? The worst part is that everything they've ever done to earn something - is something they didn't need. They don't need any of it. They don't even need to be. That's how petty it is for them to want things, including pets that supposedly miss their owners and want to see them again. That's how it is with me and my family.

Imagine posting this trite and actually thinking its true

I bet you think that cats only bring back dead animals because they think their owners are shit hunters.

i can't even shitpost this shit is too cute

cats aren't women!

Plots where the bad guys win?

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Too be fair he did give him a lot of chances to back off.

>t. Never owned a cat

this, love is a spook

fuck dogs

That was one stupid dog

I've owned a cat. I've cried when my first one died, but the problem with that is I can't count on the sincerity of my own feelings.
Denying the meanings in feeling helps more than allowing feelings themselves to fester within my flesh.

How was he the bad guy

i agree, i'm talking about the cat

wholesome

what the actual fuck are you talking about, psycho?

Pet stores are the worst

It's not "real" affection with women yet you fags destroy entire societies trying to please them.
cats are not dishonest but you rail against them, women are entirely dishonest (it's their nature) and you completely redefine society, laws, and acts for them.

Tigers are the most dangerous land predator on earth, and that pitbull wanted to start shit. Impressive lack of self-preservation.

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What are some movies with strange character moments?

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Cats are soulless pieces of shit. I hate them. Also cat owners have toxoplasmosis

I do have a soul

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I don't try to please women. I like it when entire societies are destroyed though. Taste of their own medicine. Walking hand-in-hand to fuck up something, and they brought it all down on themselves. If only they could've said "hey, lets look at ourselves for a second"... it only would've taken them a second to sort out half of the problem. The other half of the problem has to do with the limits of the human body - a problem that people have surely overcome in the past. Point is though there is no such thing as "affection". Everyone acts in accordance, others comply to and for recreational extents. It's a fucking mess and I want off this goddamn planet.

which movie did you get this from?

Got me good

A movie or book I'll never write because I'll be long since dead before getting the chance to have any of my work published.
I really just made all that up on the spot. Well, no. It's what I've always thought, even as a child.

youtu.be/1gdTOHWYVLM

wtf are you blabbering on about?

kino

>STAND DOWN. IF I WANTED IT, YOU'D BE DEAD ALREADY

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Pitbulls truly are the niggers of the dog world

literally everything you said ive heard from a movie. stop blogposting sperg

>that last sound the antelope makes

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You're retarded
Humans can't get toxoplasmosis from cats, only children in the womb can, and even that is unlikely

The main way of getting toxoplasmosis is from eating red meat dumb nigger

Okay, which movie then? I wouldn't discount you having heard this shit because it's been said over and over in all places (which really serves as a reason against contributing to that pitiful bonfire), but I'd still appreciate hearing which movie you think it's from.

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they lick after biting because they would normally do this with their siblings while playfighting and licking will prevent infection if they were overzealous

why would he bother saving him first? I call bullshit. Animals don't do this

> the dog start sniffing the cat butt
heh

I would adopt them both if I saw that

they fucked after

Lmao what an absolute mad lad

I felt nothing except content that they might attempt to race mix. /pol/ has ruined me

What a fucking hero holy shit

Yes. Of loneliness after his dog bro died ;_;

this thing disgusts me and I want to burn it

T-there's no way you can buy one or the other at this point...

I had a cat that just looked just like this growing up and a German shepherd. The cat was a fearless little shit and used to lick the dogs eyeballs for some reason

Getting a bit wobbly now.

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Cats rub their sides on things to stake ownership

There he goes, some high powered mutant

No, they rub their heads on things to stake ownership as that's where their scent glands are
If they are rubbing on you like that and hooking their tail it literally means they are happy/ content/ like you

What does it mean when they push their paws into you then pull back with their claws?

It means they're making the biscuits.

I just imagined it, haha weird

WHY IS THE TIGER BLOODY?

> THERE GOES MY HERO!

>Mother, if you start crying...

was it autism

BOOM BITCH GET OUT THE WAY

Fast, somebody the same video with the DOOM sounds

snapped its neck

turtel can't get anee food :(

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why does that snake have arms?

Why is the owner making the tortoise compete with the lizards for food?

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I can never look at this without thinking of Twin Peaks. There's no way that design is a coincidence.

absolutely cheeky