Daily reminder that the French Champagne has always been celebrated for its excellence

its illegal and should be forced by law to change its name.

Editing gods were kind that day.

What’s your favorite brand of champagne-style carbonated grape juice beverage, user?

youtu.be/VFevH5vP32s

Mmm w W ww A a a a a A a H a hhha Ha W

t h e f r e n c H

ah yes! the French one!

that’s like saying cognac can only come from Cognac

Yeah but I can buy a slice of new york pizza or cheesecake in Chicago??? Arrest me faggot. Europe is dead.

Mwahaaaaaaaaaaa the trench campaign

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TRY THE WINE

It's not from France but was made by someone who was.

MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Champagne can only come from Champagne is now law in Europe. enjoy your fake shit.

MWAAAAAAAAAAAH
the french
...
champagne
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hasalwaysbeenrenowedforhisexcellence

Orson Welles produced and directed Citizen Kane

He doesn't do anything?

fuck I'm drunk
I mean when he was 26
he fucking made Citizen Kane when he was 26
just let that sink in, incels

>the town of Champagne

They completely dubbed over that section. So it seems they NEVER got a proper take and had him come in later to record lines.

youtu.be/Fs5YwFONswQ?t=77

Tell me when it's law in a real country

It was a different time.

>I'd like to have your attention please
>I propose a toast
>*Ahem*

FUCK THE FRENCH
and FUCK PAUL MASSON

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There's a gonk in this thread.

yes, it was even harder back then
I guess Orson never went to college too

>radio pranks
>makes his own movie
>money from advertising

basically he was a YouTuber

>French Champagne
There's literally no other kind, you fat drunk cunt.

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>europe
>a country

the absolute state of hameriburgers

Basmati rice is the same way, true Basmati comes from Kashmir. Massive lawsuit over what became "Tex-Mati." Turns out Indians are the biggest opponents of globalization when it threatens them.

I unironically like the non alcoholic sparkling grape juice you give kids at new years more then I like champagne.

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIT

DA OAKLAND MALT LIQUOR

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>Basmati rice
Fuck now I'm hungry for a biryani.

TELL ME ABOUT CHARLIE BRIGGS.
WHY DOES HE CHOP UP THE FINEST PRAIRIE-FED BEEF?

youtube.com/watch?v=NacppJ_vWQg
PALM PILOT? SOUNDS LIKE A WANKING MACHINE!

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But what about it's bargaining posture?

yes, my mother worked in an italian restaurant when she was young, it was also a winery. they put the prosseco in bottles and turn it periodically. my mother is still friends with the owners and they give us some when we visit. its pretty good quality alchocol.

I really like sparkling grape juice as well, but I also love champagne. Which is funny because I hate wine.

>102 take 1
>Action Orson....p-please

yea the only "real" champagne is made in somewhere called champagne. Same with cognac. i'm almost sure that you can't sell feta cheese anymore unless it comes from some greek village called feta

If you can get access to raw goat milk feta cheese is pretty easy to make yourself.

I bet it is. Just recently noticed that it's called something like salad cheese cubes instead of feta.

well prosecco is good but it's not champgne good
t.italianon

scccchhhhhhampagne

>there are no countries in europe
better keep up the english practise

so you just admitted that Europe has real countries
checkmate, or should I say...checkmutt?

wine is the best for me in any case, even cheap wine is better than cheap liqour

>Welles was eventually fired as a spokesman for the brand in 1981, after answering a question about Paul Masson on a TV chat show, saying that he was now on a diet and so no longer drank wine.

>In the 1970s NASA bought Masson Rare Cream Sherry for a Skylab mission and packaged some for testing on a "zero-G" aircraft. Unfortunately, the smell quickly permeated the cabin making astronauts physically sick, and public pressure over taking alcohol into space led NASA to abandon their plans.

Kek

Jesus christ, how bad is this shit?

>salad cheese cubes
That's just awful.

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Masson wine was really at the lower end of the spectrum, even for America.

Mmmmuuuhuuuuuuuuhhh the fr..frozen peas are known for *urp* growing IN July

I don't drink wine so I wouldn't know.
If I'm buying the cheat shit I'm gonna buy the strongest garbage I can.

>taking alcohol into space

no we need to fund this tell NASA to get back off their asses

>If I'm buying the cheat shit I'm gonna buy the strongest garbage I can.
You want fortified wine.
Among booze hounds everywhere this is the tiny step directly above drinking mouth wash.
In highschool we used to drink this shit that was a cross between manischewitz and mad dog. It got you drunk and tasted like grape juice. But when you drank a couple bottles and started puking your guts out, it just came out as this thick purple-black goopey mess that smells like what a rotting corpse stuffed full of potpourri would smell like.
Don't do it.

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I usually just buy cheap rum or whiskey.
Whatever 40 - 50% content 20 bucks can buy. At least a liter. Usually lasts me one night and I don't get sick.

Underrated

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THEY'RE EVEN BETER RAW

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Do we make a liter cola?

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I don't want a large.

Got a giggle out of me

>No, no charm. To me, he was just a hateful, hateful man. I think Katie just doesn’t like me. She doesn’t like the way I look. Don’t you know there’s such a thing as physical dislike? Europeans know that about other Europeans. If I don’t like somebody’s looks, I don’t like them. See, I believe that it is not true that different races and nations are alike. I’m profoundly convinced that that’s a total lie. I think people are different. Sardinians, for example, have stubby little fingers. Bosnians have short necks.
>Orson, that’s ridiculous.
>Measure them. Measure them!

there are many california champagnes, each one of them well endowed with quality, and richness of flavor!

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>There's a gonk in this thread.

There is now!!!FACT!!! youtu.be/V66m52YFZBg

Orson Welles was too good for this world

youtube.com/watch?v=l4pW-zj73m8

youtube.com/watch?v=YE4NyXL5JAQ
This is what he's talking about

lol André with the plastic cork. I used to buy that stuff in high school.

You were 21 in high school?

Uncle Larry?

Cognac that doesn't come from Cognac is just called "Brandy". Same for Armagnac. You are not allowed to label or sell your brandy as cognac or armagnac unless they come from those respective regions.

Now if I'm wrong, correct me with a legal citation of some sort.