Based or cringe?

Based or cringe?

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absolutely based

ill never get tired of oleary shitting on peoples dreams

and i want to fuck the golden jewess

its based, and for that reason its cringe

Both

When its everybody but barbara is based.
When its anyone and barbara is cringe
on a sidenote i want laurie to sit on my face.

Socialists need to eat shit and die.

I liked the episode where the guy who invented GoPro was a guest Shark and was flexing his knowledge of bleeding edge technology.

Cuban was no longer the Alpha shark and got super snarky and bent out of shape when talking to the GoPro guy.

such a top tier milf, I would annihilate that vagooter

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You've heard the word "juggernaut"? It came into the English language during the colonial era of Great Britain. You see, every year faithful Hindus across East India hold a festival to celebrate the procession of the god Jagga Nath. To this end, they construct an enormous wooden idol of the deity and place it on a chariot, and thus they parade him through the streets the day of the festival. But there was a certain aspect to this procession that alarmed the British. They strictly forbade what they witnessed from ever taking place again -- today, most Indians do not know the original version of the festival. But in my travels deep into India's countryside, I visited a village where the memory of Jagga Nath is as strong as ever.
You know what a juggernaut is: it stops for nothing. On the day of the festival, when the villagers came out with instruments and loud singing, several young men began to pull the huge idol on his cart. The celebration did not abate when a woman stepped out into the path of the juggernaut, let out a shout of praise, and laid down. She was crushed under its wheels. My guide explained to me that Lord Jagga Nath is said to smile when the blood of the devoted coat his chariot.
You aren't those young men. Your product is not that chariot. Your customers are not that woman. And for that reason, I'm out.

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It's pretty based yeah. Kevin O'Leary was running to be mayor of Toronto and left a bunch of wallets around town with these cards saying asking to vote for him. They made some comment on the cards too about taxes and draining your wallet or something, I don't have it anymore unfortunately but it was actually pretty dope. The one I found was for a woman I assume but I used it anyway cause I'm cheap like that. It was grey and had these little stitched in designs of Betty Boop. Would have been nice if there was money in them.

I wish somebody showed these shark tanks copypastas to them.
I swear to god the reaction would be priceless.

Kevin: But how does it make money?
Everyone else: Horrible, horrible!

Why does everything have to be this or that? Cant you enjoy things for what they are? Or do you have to autistically list the things you did or didnt like about the thing?

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Hold on user
Im going to stop you there
As a child i went to a public school
It was kind of a shithole, bullying was everywhere and teachers didnt care about anyone.
There was one kid who would always bully me for money
I obliged not wanting to break my nose early in life. Then something odd happened the kid bullying me would always bus home crying.
After doing a little digging i found out his mother had been dieing of cervical cancer and since his father had left as soon as they found out his mother had cancer, they had no money to pay for treatment.
At that moment i realized the worth of these little green papers.
I had a new understanding of this bully and helped him when i could.
By the age of 22 i had made roughly 3 million dollars andbi still kept in contact with that bully turned friend
His mother had recovered but 2 years prior to this they found tumors had begun to reemerge.She has been in critical care for 4 months
So with a small deposit of 1.3 million i bought 2/3rds of that small hospital
Then i unplugged her and kicked her to the curb
By the time the kid got to the hospital to help she had shriveled over and died on the cold cement.
Your business reminds me of that situation
Not because you're the bully in that situation
No you dont represent the mother or me ha
You represent that flimsy cable that kept that old wrinkly bitch alive for 4 months
Your company is that mother and its on its last legs
Im out

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fucking hell

oh look its a tv show about making the rich richer

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>oh look its a tv show about making the rich richer
good
stay mad commie

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No it's a show about rich people making other people rich and making themselves richer as well. Try watching the show and maybe you'll learn how money works.

This is why I'm a licensed and bonded insurance agent phoneposting from my hot tub and you're desperately gambling away your last $20 on Bernie Sanders and Andrew Yang to pay off your liberal arts school debt for you.

Actually it's about getting over, with the help of angel investors, provided they like your idea. It happens sometimes that an idea is rejected but becomes successful anyway.

Maybe this was on the original Canadian version (Dragon's Den), but have you seen the one where these fat old boomers who have no relevant experience or studio connections mortgaged their house to create a new cartoon character named Cool Cat?

>Maybe this was on the original Canadian version (Dragon's Den

The original version is Japanese, and the British version came before the Canadian one.