>Speaking of kino, that's pure kino
>It is pure kino
What did they mean by this?
youtu.be
Rental Reviews: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Owen Wright
Jonathan Price
Just watched TMNT last week.
You're talking about the 1990 one, right
Jayden Thompson
yes
Robert Mitchell
kieran obviously browses Yea Forums
John Moore
>HAHA WE CRASHED YOUR FAVORITE CHANNEL AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT HAHAHA
I hate these motherfuckers so fucking much
I almost clicked on this video because I didn't realize it was a rental review. If this was just James I would have loved it, but I'm not listening to a half hour of
>it was ok
>i liked it
>mmmhmmm yea
Asher Gray
Wasn't a Yea Forums tab open in one of Justy's Silvermania videos? His demeanor and sense of humor generally strike me as the type who would've been on /b back in the pre-2007 era.
Zachary Peterson
wait did they seriously say kino in the review?
Leo Diaz
@ about 14:57
Chase Richardson
Yes, they literally said the movie was pure kino
James Long
well I'm not going to actually watch it but Jesus fucking Christ, the "fucking and sucking" line was bad enough
this is why we should have never let Kieran think he's our buddy
JUSTIN IF YOU'RE READING THIS I HOPE YOU DIE OF HEART ATTACK
Bentley Parker
Dominic Young
mhm mhm mhm yup
Benjamin Baker
youtube.com
james was on the kino train before it was cool on Yea Forums
Gavin Perry
This guy is such a faggot and hes desperate for Yea Forums approval like there even is such a thing
Levi Kelly
Where the fuck are the alphas Mike, Ryan, and Tony
Carter Miller
Based
Mason Russell
fuck you dude
Liam Jenkins
ryan is busy
Aiden Young
>sneed reference
>kino reference
>Slob Zombie posted in these threads before
Whether you like it or not, the Screenwave Fatties are the typical kind of person you'd find browsing Yea Forums
Connor Mitchell
he gets butthurt on reddit when people make fun of him constantly
Elijah Murphy
Who the fuck actually watches this shit?
Jaxon Cooper
thicc convention
Sebastian Butler
You
Isaac Green
I figure it's just a kind of babby-speak for retards, instead of saying googoo they say things like "kino" it has no meaning.
Levi Morales
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Jacob Myers
1990s film and 2003 cartoon are the best adaptations
Adrian Ross
They're in this thread right now
Aaron Scott
They probably make these threads.
Michael Nguyen
Isaiah Jenkins
a lot of people
Elijah Anderson
jesus christ, I thought that was jared leto.
Thomas Johnson
that's kieran
Luis Gonzalez
from incel to neckbeard, based
Nathan Richardson
too many games
not enough time
Jason Morris
Chase Kelly
Damn, they didn't need a fireplace at all did they?
Christopher Mitchell
Christian Cox
Impressive
Tyler Robinson
Did Bootsy say the N word to get into character?
Chase Allen
no but he wrote the loco bandito theme song
Bentley Sanchez
Jack Barnes
worth laughing at
Isaac Lopez
Adrian Ward
>fat asses thinking they can resist a volkisch uprising
Some streetlights may bend from the weight, but there are poles aplenty for these subhumans to hang from the neck until dead.
Elijah Barnes
Even George cannot believe it
Jordan Rogers
64 bit
Anthony Wright
0 hair
Eli Butler
64 hairs
Hudson Morris
Whens the sneed reference
Adam White
gilbert gottfried review, he says "sucking and fucking"
Lucas Anderson
Imagine if James's daughter becomes a hot gamer girl someday
Now wouldn't that be a trip
Noah Williams
In 10 years he's going to start shoving her in videos a-la Kevin Smith
Eli Myers
In AVGN episode 5 the TMNT one in the end rant James says
>"it suckin fucks it fuckin sucks"
That was a video from over ten years ago.
Does that mean James was the original sneedposter?
Jose Phillips
see james was a pioneer for a lot Yea Forums memes
Cameron Robinson
inb4 one of James's daughters #metoo's one of the fatties
Get ready, it's coming
Eli Hughes
that couldn't come soon enough
Logan Howard
Man, I hate when redditors use our memes.
Jordan Howard
Jacob Walker
mhmhm mmhmhm yeah
also, according to my notes, they were Ninja Turtles
mhmh mmhm
yes, according to these prepared remarks, mhmm mhmm muh kids
Camden Jackson
Jaxson Morgan
Xavier Johnson
delete this
Josiah Bennett
Who do you think start this threds
Parker Morales
Joseph Evans
Austin Nguyen
Based.
Hunter Smith
Dr. Pavel, I'm JIDF
Brandon Thompson
Connor Clark
Now that's much better.
Nathan Green
mikematei.com
Any of you guys been to mikematei.com?
Zachary Cox
Room full of grown men sitting and talking about a kids movie from 30 years ago. Jesus Christ.
Wyatt Allen
spot on
Julian Moore
>pooore keeenooo
Poor keanu? They can't speak English
Lincoln Green
nothing wrong with that.
Carter Stewart
so it's perfect fodder for Yea Forums then
Luke Torres
>make good internet money and with a QT
>decide to dress like that
I'll never understand Mike or James for their fashion choices
Asher Wood
What happened to bloned qt gf?
Daniel Moore
Kevin Turner
>qt
Anthony Ward
they broke up
Nathaniel Perez
I will always wonder how that goober got a gf.
Bentley Anderson
probably sent her fake dick pics of his "10 inch member"
Hudson Young
>"He looked like fucking poop."
I don't know why it was funny, but it was.
Chase Rodriguez
>fake
Charles Watson
Mike has a big dick.
Jackson Garcia
Okay now this is driving me nuts. Mike. A nice set of clothes doesn't cost too much. Stop dressing like you pulled shit out of the Target Clearance section.
Jaxson Fisher
Jaxson Reyes
TFW we never got a McDonalds game episode where Mike dresses up as the Hamburglar and gets the shit beaten out of him. Meanwhile, shitty puns fly left and right.
Fuck, old AVGN was such a blast
Lincoln Diaz
Caleb Peterson
>james cant even talk without notes
what a tard
Zachary Anderson
mork live is based
Hudson Powell
He fucks her in the hamburglar outfit at least
Parker Martinez
Cameron Long
CUTE!
Jayden Jenkins
This is like watching a robot try to interact with people. When talking to people in real life, do you constantly nod and making facial gestures?
Dylan Reyes
erin is so fucking ugly and talks like a retard
Charles King
Julian Ward
So Yea Forums should love her.
Nathan Martinez
Listen here Nintenbro stop sexualizing Erin, he has a successful youtube channel because he is a genuinely talented retro gamer. Wearing skimpy outfits while playing power pad games is something every gamer does. Check yourself you shitlord.
Noah Thompson
Since you faggots are obviously in this thread right now, trying to promote, what is your opinion on the state of hollywood and how everything is total shit that has been coming out? Do you guys watch more newer stuff being released or old movies/TV shows.
Alexander Harris
Christopher Brown
Erin is a tranny right?
Evan Mitchell
>Mike's face
He knew about "castle my asshole". He knew.
Little did we know that 2019 would come and Mike would be the soul of Cinemassacre and Jon would be a (TM) Soulless Youtuber
Lucas Stewart
yes
Henry Adams
Robert Cook
Samuel Nguyen
They should make a channel together.
Lincoln Parker
why does james wife always look miserable?
Noah Cox
Connor Russell
Ethan Sanchez
Leo Price
He's legitimately adorable here.
Isaac Gomez
Sebastian Jenkins
>dadrock tanktop
>khaki cargo shorts
>white socks
>New Balances
James has truly achieve peak dad aesthetic
Brayden Russell
James showing Mike his home movies of April and the bull?
Gabriel Long
Logan Collins
>thanks tyrone for filling my wife up tonight
Jack Campbell
Don't ask me; I don't know anything about her.
Xavier Myers
didn't Jontron apologize for that?
Benjamin Nelson
I hope not.
Adam Ross
I will suck anyone's dick who can find a picture of April smiling
Luis Sanders
someone photoshop April in the middle of the BLACKED couch with a smile
Jordan Butler
No not really. He basically said he went into the debate unprepared and he realizes a lot of what he said was all over the place. Never apologized or took anything back and rightfully so
Jeremiah Gomez
Easton Reed
james looks like a stereotypical boomer
Gavin James
He really gets into this stuff
not talking about the race thing I was talking about this
youtube.com
I thought someone said he apologized to Mike on twitter recently
Blake Thomas
damn mike is a tard too
Chase Foster
I hope Justin dies soon
Charles Adams
based
Gavin Adams
you're confusing him with arin
arin literally apologized on game grumps for shittalking mike.
jontron did showed up on cinemassacre and it seems he never had any problems with mike
Grayson Price
Hitler started the Holocaust in an attempt to stop Justin Silverman's birth
Michael Thomas
>Mike confirmed to have been on/be on(?) mood stabilizers
Ayden Turner
Its like James and Mike are the lone skinny guys and every single person in their life is 300 pounds.
Xavier Richardson
Gabriel Smith
Robert Parker
>feel when slob accused me of being jeffrey sweenie for posting anime girl
Jaxon Anderson
>started youtube reviewers
>started Yea Forums
what a legend
Lucas Campbell
its funny how Yea Forums and the truth subreddit has the nost major outside influence on cinemassacre now.
>fuck and suck
>kino
Kiertoons obviously favors 4channers more, and seeing the complete backlash on new Avgm and now this mist be devestating tk him.
hell probably force more Yea Forums memes to cope
Henry Bailey
Why does April always have bitchface?
Brandon Myers
Alexander Howard
>"fashion"
Kevin Bennett
>you lived long enough to see Mike turn into the good guy
what a timeline
Thomas Harris
God i hope so
Alexander Bennett
cringe
Samuel Young
Why are they all fat?
Hunter Campbell
me. I made the original thread slob zombie first appeared. Ive unironicly made between 100 to 200 cinemassacre threads on Yea Forums in the span of 9 months
Noah Cooper
is tony in this one? i hope not
John Gomez
>Make name for yourself with edgy persona
>turn into the kind of faggot who gives trigger warnings for old movies and says the Universal Horror films are sausage fests.
Charles Roberts
Miserable bitch can't even smile in a picture with her family. I feel bad for her kids.
Easton Jackson
'ey Tone, why you takin' pictures of those people?
Caleb Diaz
kek
Gavin Diaz
what an ugly bitch
Lincoln Murphy
huehue
Ayden Anderson
Justin Murphy
We get it, user, you like sausage a lot.
William Allen
>"It was getting late and I was tired and had to drive so I left."
I know James has like a teenage daughter but he's such a boomer dad it's funny.
Anthony Robinson
STOP
HITTING
ON
ME
SILLY
BOYS
UwU
Owen Miller
>teenage daughter
no
Isaiah Roberts
Who did you think browsed Yea Forums? Did you actually believe right wing chads spend time here?
You realize this is a satire website, right?
Jace Peterson
>teenage daughter
gonna be 15 more years till shes legal user
So
which one of us will be James son in law??
Ryan Perez
Really? He the few times he's talk about her in show it's like he's talking about an older girl.
Either way he acts like an old fuddy duddy.
Luis Jenkins
Logan Bennett
Hmmm.
Okay.
Easton Nelson
>posting pictures of James' family
You guys are weird
Gavin Flores
Why is Motherfucker Mike never on this show?
Levi Long
cringe nigger
Carson Scott
Yeah sounds like you
Adam Miller
does he usually wear a hat now?
Easton Baker
>looks right at camera and smirks
>knowing the minor shitstorm it will cause on Yea Forums to retards who still think Yea Forums is not mainstream
B-based?
Carson Watson
post more retarded anime pics faggot
pretty much only in vids
Christian Scott
>likes campy universal monster movies and other cable TV rerun b-movies
>likes dad rock
>barely understands social media and the internet
It’s pretty funny James almost seems like someone born a generation earlier than he actually was
Ryder Taylor
His hair looked fine in this TMNT video. Did he get a transplant?
Caleb Evans
He your typical guy approaching his 40s.
Landon Ramirez
I havent posted any anime pics, you weirdo. Are you getting these from their facebook? Creepy shit dude.
Daniel Smith
ahem
SUMMONING THE APRIL FACEBOOK STALKER
which one is hazel?
whats the others name?
Bentley Bell
whatever screenslob
Hunter Brooks
Do you have a folder for this? What is it labeled?
Caleb Watson
>that guy who has more pictures of James family than he has kisses from girls
Colton Gutierrez
hazel is the younger one. darcy is the older one.
its just called cinemassacre and has a ton of retarded cinemassacre related shit in it
Jordan Thompson
And how much do you weigh?
Sebastian Jenkins
how many have you kissed that werent related to you kieran? 1? 2?
far less than anybody that works for screenwave or cinemassacre
Chase Long
Far less could still be more than 300 pounds.
Carter King
Ryder Cruz
btw. Kieran has known about the april facebook stalker for MONTHS and still hasnt said anything to james.
More and more photos of mile drama are being censored on 4plebs (make up pic) but not james family photos.
The screenslobs prioritize censoring mikes fuck ups over james family.
Also. ive been fan of james since 2007. i deserve seeing his family
Wyatt Lewis
maybe he did and james was all 'yeah mhm ok yeah uh huh'
Christopher Myers
Jacob Diaz
at least doug has balls to go full bald
Caleb Davis
What a piece-a-cowabunga-shiiiiieeeeeeeet.
Henry White
honestly. this pic digusts me.
Now im a thirsty incel who wants nothing more than a cosplay girlfriend.
But still, the nerd outfit looks gross on a girl. And the girl just inst that pretty