Cast them

idk i just want my main to be the main character

No one's said Jerma as Scout yet? Strange

Kek.

>engy
Brad pitt. Hes a great character actor.

Jim Carrey as Engi

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>40
holy fuck whats it like?

I don't think he can pull the Texan style needed for playing engie.
I'd would say Matthew McConaughey but he's too tall for short engie.

how would they pull off the heavy bodytype

jerma as the scout

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in order to make the movie not cringe you would have to change the narrative so much that it is no longer tf2. The premise is good enough. 9 mercs assigned to some cool mission. They could all ware a darker red and probably less of it. They would need to act a bit more serious for most of the movie and there skills and roles would have to be showcased in an important way. There is a LOT of potential for cool action sequences but the story would be meh at best.

scout

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John Leguizamo as the Scout

I really wish I could give Jeremy the money to make a feature length film, I would love to see what it would be like.

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Funny thing is Elba would make a pretty good demoman

Sept 21. tune into his stream

>The carnival stream is supposedly bigger than the balloon, green screen and live action jerma rumble

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>scout
Jerma. Literally perfect for this role

>soldier
henry rollins

>pyro
Uma Thurman

>demoman
Forest Whitaker (even has a fucked up eye)

>Heavy
Tyson Fury

>Engineer
Woody Harrelson

>Medic
Michael Fassbender

>Sniper
Guy Pearce

>Spy
Vincent Cassell

only one I had trouble with was engie

>Woody Harrelson as Engie
IDK why, but I really like this choice.

hey we have rat movie

You just know the engineer/medic would be race/gender swapped.

he has the mannerisms, just too tall

F-Whit's actually getting his eyelid fixed. There's nothing wrong with his eye, it's just an eyelid deformity. When he was young he just dgaf but now that he's getting old it's drooping more and actually making it so he can't see out of that eye. It's an easy fix tho.

soldier- christopher meloni

if his internet doesn't die

What about mrs pauling?

Can I get a quick rundown?

Rowan Atkinson as Merasmus

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Impressively good.

I want Hugo Weaving as Spy

Nathan Vetterlein is, unironically, the best possible cast for the Scout

>scout
shamwow guy

>soldier
kurt russel

>pyro
literally anyone

>demoman
will smith

>heavy
ace ventura

>engineer
woody harrelson

>medic
christian bale

>sniper
hugh jackman

>spy
nicholas cage

You think any feminist would want to shoehorn a female into such terrible role models? All of the classes are terrible people, starting with the Medic.
The only mostly redeemable character is the Heavy and if you want to go that way you could just put his sister and Soldier's gf in the movie

oh fuck me, I meant Jesse Ventura

it should just be an episodic, one series show. stuff like expiration date/ the actual good yet also more serious fan animations.

also can take stuff from the comics, they're great.

your bones hurt

pretty good