User, come and put your tongue up Lindsey's arsehole, it's clean

Calm down user, it never happens to anyone unless you order it.

>Wouldn't happen to have a lil nose powder on the sly would yew??

I remember some Londonfag telling me that cocaine is socially acceptable in London. Is that true?

Any Londoners here to confirm?

Same slang and shit, but my god somehow their women are even bigger slags. It's basically big England but very hot, with sluttier women. So just Benidorm as a country.

plus everything kills you.
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Maybe in 1995

Female version of Peep Show?

Who cares, he still won the dare. Absolute legend.

>Same slang
Almost but Aussies have more retarded slang due to their desire to shorten everything.

word

So if I'm from UK can I just move to Australia and get a job easy? I honestly hate this place.

yeah probably

Same queen, same humour, same banter, different climate, different animals, we have pakis while they have aborigines. Two sides of the same coin. Shout out to my aussie/b/ros

Haha good one. Chance would be a fine thing.

Not been out much lately have you lad?

Fuck off we're full

Is life in Britain really that depressing?

>talk to any British expat
>subject is anything relating to drugs
>Brit starts rattling off every illegal substance under the sun, the first time he/she tried it and what happened

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Probably scots/welsh

You sound like an abo, friend...

This is the only episode that I skip on rewatches.

>aussie wife
>talks shit constantly
its a double edged sword, could be good dom wives or completely backfire and become a cuckfest

i don't bother after finishing season 8

Where do I get an Angela White gf, Gazza?

Really? S8 was pretty bad but I still enjoy rewatching the earlier seasons

youtube.com/watch?v=hphPpxj2WAE

At a university debate

My parents do coke all the time at parties with their middle class friends. It's embarrassing to watch because they try so hard to hide it. I do ket in my room alone a couple of times a week and they act all high and mighty about it.

>ugly australian slags will never sexually harass you
oh the humanity

I once met an australian woman. She sweated constantly and talked about her pissing on her hair. They take pride in their crudeness.

>that shirt

i don't watch anything after s8
i rewatch the earlier ones.

They were just joking, eventually it even dawned on Jez and Mark that they wouldn't get laid

Jesus christ man i thought my mum were bad cos she has a joint every now n then, you southerners are a different fuckin breed

jez could have pulled

No that was when he bought condoms for Jeff to fuck sophie

Nothing wrong with special k pal. My parents only do it at parties about once a month, but it's a weird thing to see your mum on coke chatting shit.

>They take pride in their crudeness.
This is true.

Australian men are phenomenally stupid and ignorant of literally everything. They have no interests or topics of conversation aside from sports. They are literally the dumbest, worst-educated, most obnoxious males on Earth. Even niggers straight out of Africa have more culture, style, and dignity.

However, Australian women are the absolute bottom-of-the barrel. They see the crudeness, ignorance, and vulgarity of the men as a personal challenge, and their prime objective in life is to prove that they are 'as good as men' by taking every example of poor male behaviour and amplifying it. They are determined to be fouler, drunker, more violent, and stupider than any man, as a means of proving their 'superiority'.

Australia is a hole.

more like america than england imo

>Australian men are phenomenally stupid and ignorant of literally everything. They have no interests or topics of conversation aside from sports. They are literally the dumbest, worst-educated, most obnoxious males on Earth. Even niggers straight out of Africa have more culture, style, and dignity.

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girls at primary and secondary school would do that same thing, its not hot and is only humiliating. Its not a feel you want to feel.

Londons a weird place

>not developing a humiliation fetish in your later years due to this sort of thing
yikes

I‘d love to slam your mothers hole faggot

I‘m so desperate for human female contact I‘d take it

This, it's actually a good way to get around it, theres a woman at my work that, in a nice manner roasts people and some people don't like it but for me it's great

>trust me bro, you would NOT want to run your tongue up and down a girls sweaty unwashed asshole until your jaw gives out

yeah dude that'd be so gross haha can you imagine ew

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translation?

haha no I was talking about the general teasing

based

The Aussie batsman was asking the English bowler why he was shit-talking him, and saying it's because he can't get a wicket. The bowler then immediately gets a wicket. This kills the Aussie scum

>tfw brazilian
>other portuguese-speaking countries are either lame as hell like Portugal, or haven't even got out of the bronze age like Angola
>neighbors speak funny and don't understand portuguese
it's feels lonely, screw you stupid anglos with your camaraderie

Do Brazilian cops really rape favelados with brooms?

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Only when they deserve it

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Did
nothing
wrong

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doing k alone in my room

I miss those days

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