Decided to watch vikings

Is their nudity in this show? Watched 3 episodes (from some violent scenes I suppose it's uncensored version), but not even a single tit in sight.

they should've called this show Yikesings

This show is one of the least accurate history shows I've ever watched. Stopped after they really started to accelerate with the cuck shit and the vikings start to bang trannies in morocco.

There are some boobs in the uncensored earlier seasons, and one bush.

Vikings and Pagans in general were very sexually promiscuous and the Church opposed that.

Yeah, but only on the uncensored version. And they're pretty scarce to be honest.

They should've called it Ragnar instead

Drugs are degenerate though

it's in Scandinavian people's nature to be a cuckold.

>bush
season, episode number?

>and the vikings start to bang trannies in morocco
That was around the time I dropped too, what the fuck was that shit. The show died with Ragnar. S1-3 were good, S4 was so so, but everything afterwards was thrash.

>he doesn't take shrooms before battle and go full berserker mode

Well that certainly explains Sweden nowadays

This is true. The church only allows promiscuity between clergymen and little boys.

>youtube.com/watch?v=Qj1RS9vHcsw starts playing

I live in Sweden but I have literally only once in my life ever met a polyamorous couple and I have never ever seen or read an article on the subject from a Swedish publication.
All my other encounters with cuck shit have been from the US and Canada.

They shat all over Ragnar and made him a whiny bitch.

theres a reason why the show is called cuckings, everyone is somehow cucking each other

>Least accurate

Ragnar is literally a myth, he's made up. What did you expect?

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>My love for you is like a truck
>Berserker
>Would you like some making fuck
>Berserker
What did they mean by that?

Most chicks I know like this show. I watched episode one, and dropped. This is a chick show

It is

>Ragnar == hero
lol, he is an absolute monster in the sagas, and while they toned him down, he is still a terrible person

Why wouldn't he? High ranking Vikings all had like ten concubines in addition of a wife.

he meant to say protagonist obviously

His death scene was fucking great, and the last time the show was interresting.
How is season 5-B?

well to be fair, I think they were just fucking with his christian sensibilities. he's supposed to be celibate so of course the pagans are going to try and corrupt that. also, before anyone goes all muh christfag, I'm not relig3at all, just my observation on that scene in the show. they're just trolling him.

The show is about as historically accurate as Monty Python's Life of Brian

Vikings were cringe degenerate brainlets. Their romanticization is sickening.

Season 1, the first nudity comes out of the blue in like episode 3 or 4. Like theres no nudity the while show then suddenly full frontal for 3 frames.

bad
Floki's Iceland adventure is boring and takes way too much time
Alfred's mother deal with the intrigue of Alfred's brother, which result in her murdering her son, but she dies of breast cancer soon afterward
Everybody teams up to takedown Ivar. Despite winning assault of the armies, thanks to well-defended Kattegat, Ivar's whore wife lets all invaders in via sally port, but Ivar is able to escape.
The last plotline is somewhat interesting.

explains why brits are degenerate brainlets today since they are viking rape babies

the show thinks Vikings are Romans, Ivar's triumph is cardboard copy of Roman triumph.

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Being a cuck runs deep in the blood.

Same. It's weird to see Anglos sling shit especially about cucking when 99% of all cucking media/culture comes from them.

Chaucer's Miller's Tale is a great example

Whenever you retards rail on degenerates its very, very obvious that you're bitter that you didn't get invited to the party and never had a chance to partake. Nothing could be more pathetic then grown men trying to convince themselves "I-I could've don't that stuff if I wanted"

>morality is bullshit!

Or perhaps you've given up part of your humanity in the name of pleasure and are lashing out against more honest people?

Fuck off Joe

In the viking society women typically had more power than men, and the men spent a lot of time on their appearance, doing their hair and shit, etc.

>what is "what have the romans done for us" scene

you legitimately learn more about actual history from Monty Python

t. tumblr

>Floki in Iceland
Was the only actual interesting plot until after three episodes they're still just sitting around shivering. The end of it was probably the grimmest part of the entire series, but Floki telling the Edge that the old Floki would've raped his son in front of him was pretty kino.

Isn't pubic hair "in" now? Why can't we get more bush in our entertainment? Probably because it reminds Jews of their mothers and they prefer a shaven childlike cunt. Sick!

I love me some bush, I don't know why people would be turned off by it.