Euphoria general

Would you?

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Would I what?

Buy her ice cream.

Absolutely.

Hershey highway flavor?

No, fat women are just not my type.

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>tfw the only women who find me desirable/attractive are fat women

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gross

Not even if they paid me to.

its a start

Yes, even though it’s a fattie still way cuter than the goblin blonde Ezra Miller ass looking tranny.

Fridge mode ACTIVATE

More like youwhoreia

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Has she shown tits yet?

Unfortunately no

too pure

Detective Bennett has no time for such foolishness

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Well fuck this gay show

mmm i love me some delicious thickness

even though she's got fantastic tits, im still not that interested in her. there's something repulsive about her. maybe im just getting old and losing my sex drive

face it, you like landwhales

she's ugly

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yeah, she looks even worse in the show. i rewatched the carnival episode and she looked like she had a decomposing fish face lmao

meant for: not sure what happened

how humiliating it must be for her knowing that the tgirl is cuter

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yea nah

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Hi Sydney. Is that photo from many years ago? You look like you aged a lot since then.

Let me tell you a secret, bro. If a group of women, no matter if fat or ugly, finds you attractive it means you're attractive, period.

imagine how hideous she would look in that photo if she had brown eyes

blue eyes automatically raise a girl 3 or 4 points at least

kys faggot

eat shit

shit that's colored just like your shit brown eyes

hahaha

haha

Her face is very attractive but her body is a misshapen pile of shit.

Still would, but I hate how she treats the harmless who is the only person who genuinely likes her for who she is. I guess you faggots can all relate.

>Her face is very attractive but her body is a misshapen pile of shit.
na you just got a small dick and you can't handle that phat ass

only watched for z, but actually enjoying it

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haha

GODDESS

I would slave out my white flesh for her

pics of this misshapen pile of phat shit? I don't watch this show

No way. Have you seen her in OUAT in Hollywood? No makeup she looks like a girl I would throw shit at in HS

she’s a qt

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she thicc

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muh fuckin dick

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this repulsive whore is having an abortion next episode.

the scene is very graphic and they show how the fetus gets vacuumed out

looks like she can take a beating if you catch my drift brehs

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I hope not. It would push people away from the show. Myself included. Thats too much.
Also checked

She's really borderline. I'm high test so I could definitely handle her now, but her mexican genes do not bode well for the future

You are cute then. Your lack of confidence is radiating off of you and fat girls think you'll be easy to catch.
Just talk to less obese women about normie shit and you'll find that they your "personality" wins them over.

Yes

bad news guys

it appears there's a possibility that all the dicks shown in euphoria are fake.

eric dane already confirmed his dick in the first episode was just a prosthetic.

she's Brazillian

wow

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what did she mean by this?

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Do you guys think Hunter Schafer watches anime in real life?

it was her idea to have jules watch madoka magica and the character jules is in many ways modeled after hunter's own experiences

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GOD DAMN

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>fat with pancake titties

JUST

For season 2, i hope we don't have to see any scenes with mckay and cassie.

they are fucking boring. please have more scenes with fez and his drug operations instead. hell id rather watch more scenes of nate's dad fuck sissies

Best girl

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c-cute

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same diff my dude

Looks like a poor man's

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Would you?

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That’s not a girl

samefag

The Jews have been pushing the fat goth girl meme for some reason and I havent quite put my finger on it.

>girl
google is so kiked

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She's hot

>it was her idea to have jules watch madoka magica

Source?

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i would legitimately rather cuddle with her than any of the cis girls on euphoria

>I would rather cuddle with a man than a female
Because you’re gay

>hell id rather watch more scenes of nate's dad fuck sissies
I see what you did there

One of her best photos. Looks like a normal nordic teenage girl.

Same here

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>liking this is gay

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Anyone else think Cassie’s story is boring? She didn’t have one stand out moment in her own episode

I also think Nate’s behavior is getting repetitive

fuck me she's so cute it hurts :(

>I also think Nate’s behavior is getting repetitive
even Jacob Elordi stated he hopes his character has a transformation for next season

i really hope Season 2 will transition to hot anal creampies for Jules courtesy of Nate

I'd give her the full 3 inches

that fucking smile

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"You're a half retard"

what did he mean by this?

I could cut through diamonds right now.
Imagine that bouncing on your dick, it must feel like an earthquake.

The actor who plays McKay is the only actor from the principal cast who isn't following Hunter...

What did he mean by this?

Has the trap showed his/her/it/they dick?

As a fellow degenerate I wanted to see trap dick live on TV and tried watching first episode but I just couldn't handle more of the nigger vocal fry voice narrating.

Sydney > Maddy > Rue > Kat > Jules

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Blacks hate faggots

Jules > Rue > Sydney > Lexi > Maddie > SHIT > Kat

Wrong, Kat is latina and that makes her semi-hot

but the actor who plays mckay has sucked cock before...

Sucks to be him

anyone has webm of fez and his grandma?

Jules > Sydney > Lexi > Maddie > SHIT > Rue > Kat

Rue looks almost completely white in this picture.

She really reminded me of Jill Hennessy from ‘Crossing Jordan’ in this episode.

Who is this? I don’t remember her being in the episodes I’ve seen...

Braided waifu in pic > Maddie > Jules > Rue > Sydney > Lexi > Nate >>>>>>>> Kat

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>Not recognizing Rue's Royal Queenship

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>Nate
No!

crazy how fatties can look hot with angles and light but they're disgusting on video or real life

she looks like a bag of potatoes on the series

most boring ugly potato on the show, after kat

Does anyone have the .gif of Jules dancing? I request it for masturbatory purposes.
Thanks in advance.
signed, Johnathan

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I love me some fat pussy

I still don't know what grades are the characters in this show

do people really find this goblin attractive? she looks like a fucking plank dipped in shit

god I loved this goofy fucking gimmick. nice to see that the show is no longer taking itself so seriously.

have sex

>Euphoria General

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see
And I don't normally fall for black girls

disturbing tbqh

Hahahahah! Oh my Bosh!

gross

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how I'd love to make out with her

A CUTE! A CUTE!

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noticing a lack of webms in this thread

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this isn't a euphoria thread, this is a fucking cunt-worshipper general i swear to fucking god. at least the other thread had some discussion. i'm too mad with this thread to start a discussion myself.

doing a courtesy sage on my webms so that I don't spam the bump order :)

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I wish that was me her arms were wrapped around.

you and me both, bud

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>I love women with some extra meat, if you know what I mean ;o

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Le _____ %

lexi is a sweetie

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BASED WEBM POSTER IS HERE!

fk off

lmao don't make me sound like an icon, the sweenyposter has better quality. I don't even know how he does it, I need his ffmpeg skills.
also I've been in some threads, but I only post in the ones that aren't dumb as fuck. also I've been going on /an/ a lot, Yea Forums is getting tiring.

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lmao don't make me sound like an icon, the sweenyposter has better quality. I don't even know how he does it, I need his ffmpeg skills.
also I've been in some threads, but I only post in the ones that aren't dumb as fuck. also I've been going on /an/ a lot, Yea Forums is getting tiring.

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>no armpit, pussy, leg, forearm, belly hair...
What a shame, she's perfect otherwise.

This doesn't happen in real life. I've literally talked about it with my friends, a few of which sleep around a ton.

Only one has ever propositioned for a sex tape and it was more of a joke.

>Euphoria isn't about portraying realistic high school life, but it's also not schlocky melodrama
>the show about a tranny striking up a relationship with the local HS sexually confused chad whose gay pedophile father she fucked through Tinder after which he finds out about and threatens her with child pornography
show sucks

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Webm of Fez with his grandma please

>realistic high school life
shit has gotten real nasty and degenerate since slick willy was in office, boomer. I just graduated last year and by the time I had there was shit like this happening at my school and our rival school.
>schlocky melodrama
I don't know who said that, but they're wrong. it is total schlocky melodrama, which is basically what high school is now. you're not supposed to identify with it unless you're a degenerate faggot, you're supposed to laugh at it and be glad that you made it out the other side somewhat unscathed.
>the show about a tranny strik-
okay let me stop you right there, you haven't seen the show. you've just been patrolling the threads. the show is about several idiot highschoolers who fuck up their lives by being idiot degenerate high schoolers.if anyone is the main protagonist, it is Rue.
>Tinder
it was Grindr
nice try though.

you can hide A LOT of fat with angles. The forced perspective makes it look like she just has really curvy hips when in reality its just her shifting her body sideway like fucking Doodle Bob

>happening at my school
uh huh, im sure there was a fat dom queen who got paid to humiliate older men

the only good characters are Rue and her Mac Miller ass drug dealer, because that's the only realistic context the director has who was an ex-addict, not an ex-zoomer.

Everything else is retarded fantasy make believe and tries way too hard to be edgy even though its been statistically proven that younger people are having less sex, taking fewer drugs, and drinking less alcohol than generations before them.

about 40% of Gen Z has sex. That's not a small amount.

>he hasn't heard of chaturbate
there are tons of underage girls on there lying about their age. browse #fat, I knew a chick exactly like Kat and I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if she was on there too. she was an attention whore skank that hated men.

>Rue and Fez is best
accurate
>tries way too hard to be edgy
I agree, I wish he would cut out that shit. they seem to be loosening up now though. this episode was gimmicky as fuck.
>statistically proven that younger people are having less sex, taking fewer drugs, and drinking less alcohol than generations before them.'
yeah, I'm gonna need some sauce on that. this is all either some lying boomers in denial, or your kids are going to the most well behaved schools ever

Based. Or build a relationship with a chubby girl over exercise.

>yeah, I'm gonna need some sauce on that. this is all either some lying boomers in denial, or your kids are going to the most well behaved schools ever

i love how ppl on here are trying generalize all of Gen Z

is has more to do with location and socioeconomic class than it does with generation. im starting to think a lot of these dumbfucks criticizing this show are foreigners. some folks who grew up in bumfuck, kentucky are going to have a very different experience from ppl who grew up in lower Manhattan

I grew up in the Seattle area... there was a dildo thrown at the cheerleaders on the first Pep Rally and two chicks got expelled for eating each other underneath the bleachers

A good ice cream stand is like a license to print money. The profit margin is unreal.

Checked. I’m kinda glad. Might wake people up to how the ‘non-consequence’ of abortion will scar you for life. Sad how many girls get talked into twisted behavior as if it were empowering. I’m not hard pol on most things but abortion just destroys people, the girl having one the most.

you do understand just how drastic of a jump what happened at your school versus what is happening on Euphoria is right?

You say you went to a highschoool in a liberal metropolitan area and the one thing you bring up is a singular case of sex on school grounds and people thinking a dildo is funny

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4011992/

People are losing their virginity later on in life and have less sex before 18 since in a slowly increasing trend (for both men and women) since 1980

>Tracy Jordan movie posters.
I’m in love lads

the fat bitch can get it

that preview was disturbing. just hearing that machine in the abortion clinic sent chills down my spine. wtf. i honestly cannot believe how any sick cunt could go through that.

What about banana stand? I heard there's good money in it

Yeah big yikes. Just because she acts like a bad bitch and can probably work the wood doesn't mean she does anything for me but make me feel even more sorry for living in a sex obsessed culture. The amount of compensation and effort on her part to still seem fuckable is admirable in a way tho.

how can Zendaya or Hunter compete

I'm confused; what's wrong with her?

she looked so beautiful at the carnival

nothing wrong with her at all. that's the thing. she so nice and thick. her big ass is intimidated for dudes with small dicks though.

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Hello I'd like to report a crime

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>hairy lover
Ah, a man of finer tastes I see.

>Detective Bennett here

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some delicious cleavage :-D

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