Why did I care more about who would win between Robert and Fatty than Kylo and Rey?

How embarrassing it must be for Hollywood writers that a fight between two autistic neckbeards had more of an emotional gravitas than their million-dollar productions.

Niggers jumping someone isn't entertaining to me personally. 2 people mutually agreeing to fight each other with toy lightsabers and potentially severely injure themselves maybe even worse than if they did just get jumped by niggers? That is enjoyable.

I miss him

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exactly my thoughts. Finally we get some kino star wars battles in 2019

>You can see they are both standing on the same ground but philosophically staring at different directions.
Nicely said user.

More like being forced into it to not disappoint his guests and the other who probably shouldnt be making his own decisions

Robert is a better villian than any starwars character

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Archangel Michael

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They ended up somewhat resolving their quarrel because of being forced to duel tough, so something good came out of it.

Also, fatty calling robert his brother just like obi did to anakin at the end of star wars was a really sweet and wholesome moment.

It's fortunate Robert won, who knows what might have happened had he fallen in battle

Fuck off.
E-Celebs and youtube/twitch/twitter are all superior in drama and story than anything from Hollywood in at LEAST 20 years.

I have a theory that Robert and Fatty are legitimately living their own star wars movie
>autistic enough to not have real jobs
>both fucking love star wars
>spent a long time sparring with lightsabers
>fake fighting for long enough they ended up actually fighting
>being autistic, they don't know how to talk about their differences and grow as human beings
>mimic their favourite movie
>both hate each other for no real reason, except for cinematic appeal
>people analyzing they're relationship and power levels is all intentional because that's exactly what they want
Tl;dr you'll never be autistic enough to live out your own fan fiction

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>tfw zoomers are posting memes about videos you've never seen
>tfw there's no webm or youtube link for you to watch to pretend like you're in on the joke

Well anons it's been fun but you zoomer faggots and your unfunny 'literally who?' eceleb memes have officially left me behind so this will be my last post. Goodbye, God bless, fuck niggers.

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Nigger it's been posted several times in several threads, but I'll spoonfeed you.
youtu.be/HfwPL-bd_mk
It's 52 minutes long if you have the time

got a link to the video?

Right? I can't fucking stand bullying.

Because Robert is probably an actual serial killer. You fear for Fatty's life.

I hope you don't actually believe something productive came out of that

>waaaaah no one is spoonfeeding me
>better call them zoomers

Robert is a better villian.

>shithole of a house filled with speedholes, yet able to live in it
>comfotable amount of land to enjoy yourself and set up a promto racing track
>enjoying your life to the fullest without the care of what others think
>making money off fore mentioned by sharing it with others
That man enjoys his life more than most people i know, dare i say he lives the american dream

I'm not a zoomer, but you should give the documentary a chance, some of the funniest shit I've seen in months, a real intimate look at the lives of autists. You won't see this kind of shit in a hollywood movie.

I checked out Roberts gameplay channel, he seemed like a good guy. i hope he gets a chance to recover his life and recover his friendship with fattie.

I dunno man, Idubbbz isn't zoomer at all. I think you're just retarded.

He is also aware of his own I'll health and coming death

i hope he fights a good fight and fights as long as possible. his body may die but his spirit will remain in our memories.

Having visions and blacking out means he's probably schizophrenic. Robert is mentally ill. There are cases of people like him commiting murders because they here voices and they lose control of reality.

I think fatty just vibes more with Mike because they get high and make videos and drive around in their shitty minivan like Bros. Fatty recognizes it's a healthier relationship.

That's why he's living his life "Full Force"

>a real intimate look at the lives of autists
What if idubbbz does a doc on CWC?

That part where Robert goes
>Ah, you've improved since last time. Now I'll actually have to start trying.
And at the end where he tosses Mike a candy bar

Hope Robert gets the help he needs and goes back to his friends

Yeah i think idubbz realizes too that it was a real bad idea to try to get Robert and fatty back together by the end, Robert is legitimately concerning.

I got about 5 minutes into the documentary and then I realized that the audience for it was literally 16 year olds. I then clicked off.

This thread is embarrassing kek.

It is a savage indictment of our times that Armond White will never regale us with his wise insights into this masterpiece, yet he will probably demean himself by commenting on the drab wreckage of a franchise that will be The Last of the Skywalkers (or whatever that shit's called).

you don't understand how memes and the internet works do you? why are you here?

this guy could slay so much pussy if he tried. He'll probably find girls in a few years and stop hanging with all of them.

Robert is definitely schizophrenic, very sad

Could Fatty have won with more training? Perhaps with one of the Reys?

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youtube.com/watch?v=IdyXKJ8NcNI
Who was in the wrong here?

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Easily the best lighsaber duel ever captured on film.

Solid strike. Daily reminder this is unrionically better fight choreography than this

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>12 seconds
>already more emotionally invested than in the last 2 films

Why did robert go for the zornhau when fatty was clearly ready?

>sliced in the gut while going for the powerful, yet vulnerable, overhead down slash

what move is this?

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...why does he stab the ground

>stop making fun of 22 year olds playing with light sabers waaaah

This gets worse and worse the more I look at it

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Or the short version is: The Former achieves character development, something The Latter wasn't able to.

because Kathline Kennedy ruined star wars.

they were told to act as if their lighstabers were very heavy

Fucking lol you might be right and that makes it even funnier
That scream is kino

I never thought I'd have to tell someone to go back to deddit, yet here we are

The left part is fake, right? Those soldiers are just twirling in and twirling out.

I saw this movie pirated in cam quality so I'm inclined to believe it's real because it looked like shit. Seems the good quality one wasn't far off?

Nah I'm pretty sure it's real.

>This thread is embarrassing
>kek
>embarrassing
>kek

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What did Fatty's father think of him?

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I don't know man, the more I see it the more anxious It makes me. I think I'm in denial.

I think they just cobbled together some shitty dancing and called it fight choreography. Rian Johnson didn't really care about making a good star wars film so maybe he left it to be a dick. IDK.

>idubbz isnt zoomer
come back to this board when you’re of age, zoomboy

Why would he ask Darth Cannibas for a plea after already senteancing him to death?

I'm not sold on Robert being schizophrenic and not really possed by a Demon
Idubbbz is peak zoomer but he actually, sometimes, produces good content.
This documentary was one of them

What's peediepee liek irl

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>ME, ERIC AND TOMMY HAVE AUTISM
>NICE TO MEET YA'
name a better character introduction

You guys became your parents.
t. Zoomer

Is the middle one an Alpha version of Seth Rogen?

I would toke with fatty and go muddin' any day

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He probably has all kind of sickness from all the cat shit around his house. It's weird how his bong was super clean though.

it had cat hair in it

why is Robert making his own spear?

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He probably uses homemade spears to kill his victims. And then throws them in a fire.

You copied my shitpost from yesterday you fuck

>has fucking angel wings on his back
Jesus christ

>zoomboy

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>one a kind soul who is the punching bag of life, but remains optimistic in spight of the world crumbling around him
>another a close childhood friend who gains pleasure from harming others, always uses full force because he lives by the sword or dies by the sword
>once great friends now drifted apart due to the changing tides of adulthood

Love it or hate it, this youtube video has sparked more interesting discussion on Yea Forums in the last few days than anything else

>some eceleb makes a better louis theroux-style documentary than louis has made in almost 10 years
kino

>THERE'S TOO MUCH BLOOD IN MY CAFFEINE SYSTEM
How can one man have such a based shirt?
How does de play into Robert's prophecy?
Does this have anything to do with fatty quitting caffeine for seemingly erroneous reasons?
What does fatty REALLY know about Robert's prophecy?
Does this have anything to do with them still being "brothers" despite their separation?

I understand perfectly. Idubbz is zoomer garbage and so is the "documentary". It's unfunny cynical garbage.

Hot take: Fatty is just mad he is always going full force but Robert is still stronger.

>adulthood

sure. these poor souls will probably never grow up and find any real meaningful happiness other than fucking around in the woods. A simple life is a nice one, but they will probably become mentally and physically ill and leave short confusing lives.

To create a shockwave effect

How can anyone take idubbbz seriously with the retared thot gf he has. No self-respecting man would date that.

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>being so dumb and out of touch you don't realize that youtube is entertainment for millions of people of all ages
>being so unable to recognize kino that you are literally LE reddit.

Please go back and post about the wire some more.

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he tried to attack fatty for some reason but backed off when he saw fatty was going full force

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all people do on reddit and social media sites is sit aroudn all day watching gay ass youtube videos featuring their dumbass friends, this is the board for television and film, not your cancerous e-celeb fan club

reeee let me make some calls on my rotary phone while we talk about 35mm CINEMA.

fuck off grandpa

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What if he's the real demon and fatty is trying to exorcise him by removing caffeine from the house?
What if robert is only faking his excommunication from fatty as a way of laying low / maintaining the element of surprise if the caffeine demon should attack (and overpower mike)?

based and aerostar pilled

t. retarded youtuber who thinks he's a celeb

Why was Idubbbz so dismissive of Fatty's friends who were there when he first showed up?

Shut up retard

He said .. they weren't his real friends. they were just there to suck Idubbz dick and ask about youtubers. Mike was his real friend and just wanted to make Kino

It's not iDubbz that we enjoyed about it, it was the look into Fatty's life. It ended up being a good video, despite iDubbz zoomer-faggotry

Why don't you make me.

idubbbz has a gf?

youtu.be/OL83p4GxAvw?t=260

kys retard

Has he been keeping it on the down low lately? Good for him. I'd be embarrassed too. The worst kind of thot.

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i dont make bitches i am one

Hold still

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Yeah, perhaps frustration would build up enough he would go berserk on the street, maybe fatty saved a lot of lives by getting defeated.
This is some 9D chess.

she's like a 5/10 spic.

>idubbbz
>self-respect

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hes the least important part of all this, hes merely a supervisor, this is a story about other people.

Okay you got me. Still, it's bad even for him.

I mean.. he took the fucking time to do it. Got the backing to have it paid for. None of you fuckers would get off your ass to investigate an autist of this caliber. Not to mentioning editing all the footage.

>Remember Robert... You'll always be a brother.
Not gonna lie, I actually teared up a bit.

Yeah but i am talking about his presence in a personal level, the user i replied to wanted to discard the whole thing out of spite for idubz but the other characters were so interesting you can pretty much ignore him all together and still have a good time with this.

if any of these knuckledraggers wanted to do an in-depth look at a high powered turbo autist, they'd have write an autobiography.

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Can we please get idubbbz to do Chris-chan?

Who would you guys like him to do a doc on?

Eh. He focused in on whats important. credit where credit is due. He also got fatty and robert back together. He saw what needed to be filmed and what would be interested and cut the rest. That takes some talent.

This is not a good idea.
Chris chan has been overdone by every youtube hack out there.

so fatty lost the battle on purpose?

Who you callin knuckle dragger, flat foot?

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because you identify with the fat virgin nerds more

I am starting to think he did...

Theres fuck tons of Chris Chan socumentaries but id like to see a interview with his mom and his childhood friends

Everything else besides the fight was more interesting tbf

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The video was pretty kino.
Like a documentary on the monotony of everyday life in some southern shit hole and how a bunch of kids growing up made their own fun out there

Mike and fatty are actually pretty cool, like real life king of the hill characters

>HAHA look at this fat retard
>he's porn and stupid and his house is shit
>look his mom is obsessed with cats what a dumb old bitch
>fatty what if you fought robert again?
>I don't know idupz he goes full force he hurt me once we haven't talked in a while
>COME ON DO IT YOU FAT RETARD IT WILL BE EPIC
>we'll even pick the retard up and interview him while he's on the effect of prescription medication
>HAHA epic fight guyz so randumb we so awkward walking up the hill lmao
>so guys this is why you should just bee yourself :^)

In here we have a failed youtuber lashing out in anger for not having thought of doing it before it was done.

I think Ian was scared of mike

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i-is that me?

I think he was either bullshitting or exaggerating
He sounded like he was saying what an autistic person thinks is cool/edgy

scared of falling in love

Chris is basically a handpuppet for other autists at this point, he hasn't done anything noteworthy on his own in half a decade

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sounds like kino

>southern shit hole
>southern
>michigan
Id fuckin full force strike you like my life depended on it

>>he's porn and stupid
Based ESL retard

absolutely delusional

Southerners would eat much better shit that those meat salads and be a lot fatter.

Dont really care for modt of idubz' material but i rrally enjoyed this. Independent content like this is what youtube used to be all about. Its turning into corporationtube.

>corporationtube
More like Tubeyou

Nice double trips

Whatever you say cletus, everyone in the documentary looks and speaks like they fuck their sisters anyway

>Mike

Fattie's guardian angel and Robert's avenging demon.

I noticed there isn't a 3x3 kinoshot of this, so I made one.
Not sure about the colors tho.

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>yeah I sparred with real knives before
>he calles me out, it didnt end well for him
>back in arizona
Robert has legitimately stabbed some guy to death in arizona

...

Not bad.

Needs the foreboding POV shot from the van when they first drive by Fattie's home and see all the weirdos gathered around the driveway

I hope that this video doesn't get Fatty's house condemned. A friend of mine had a really shitty house and it had to be torn down after the cops stopped by before. I'm talking worse conditions than Fatty's. I have a few friends that live similarly.

it's pretty obvious that entire story was fabricated unless you happen to be autistic yourself

>"Is he still alive?"
>Robert:"...maybe..."

maybe people will start donating to help him. Hell people donate to buy fucking clothing for peoples dogs these days.

no amount of donations will help him. he has very serious biological disorders that can't be fixed and the same could probably be said about his mother

Doesn't matter if it's real or not.

Robert is bragging about stabbing someone because he has no clue how to compose himself and converse with another human being.

He ain't right, either way.

Remove the lightsaber effects from the final duel

I'm talking about his house retard.

i keep noticing him in the background

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He's always watching and waiting by the fire.

no shit idiot. his house didn't get that in that state because of a lack of resources. you don't need a kickstarter to scoop cat faeces

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Because you're a fat incel grasping at straws for an explanation for your kneejerk hatred for the sequels trilogy besides "DURR WHY ARE DERE WOMEN AND BLACK PEOPLE?!?"

Robert fears Michael, the fallen angel.

Fuck off Disney Shill.
We're discussing Kino here.

>that bit where mike perfectly catches the nut bar robert threw at him
Kino

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kys yt shill

There you go.

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No. ;)

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>hollywood writers get paid thousands if not millions to write villains
>get outdone by some random psychopathic redneck with a toy lightsaber in the middle of buttfuck nowhere
I fucking wish art would imitate life

Because you know that Kylo doesn't stand a chance against Rey.

get of my board gramps

Much better.

Well he did say he's working on it and iirc according to his mother he's lost 100 pounds so far just from fucking around with lightsabers

It does look like he's lost weight since highschool.

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>watch the vid
>realize this is "da tru Muricuh" they speak of
>delete all my Justified and other Westerns
>go back to European Period Dramas and Sci-Fi
Brad was right; America's a business, not a country. I love the wealth porn, and hell, I enjoy "Murica, Fuck Yeah" media, but "America" doesn't exist. Mad Men was a beautiful lie, though.

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How can one man be so based?

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When he's trying to cook those noodles and slinging shit all over the place.

seething yuropoor

It is fucking awful and gets more awful every new time you see it.

All the guys in the red suits are seasoned martial artists, trying to pretend they are fighting seriously against a) A girl who don't know how to do anything b) A dude who is trying to move ungracefully because of his character and can't see his surrounds straight because of it. So, they see an opening and they do what? Nothing, because the actors aren't ready. But just for them not to stay still, they start rolling in circles in the most idiotic way possible.

>fatty loses weight because he can't keep half his food in the pan
Now it makes sense

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Jesus every move this man makes is pure kino.

Best Mike reaction pic right here.

>girlfriend

It's called a BEARD!

she frequently talks to a guy that looks similar to ian but more beta and controllable btw hi nathan

>when Ian takes out a lightpole
Good god it had everything

Gigachad

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Are you guys seriously dedicating a full hour of your free time for this?

fucking KEK its bad. the red guy in the foreground is just ballerina spinning without any purpose. if you rewatch this more than once and don't throw up you have serious fucking issues.

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Do you guys think fatty has had sex?

>55minutes
>a full hour
based spaz

Robert probably sucked his cock before. That's the true reasoning behind their falling out. Fatty went full force on his mouth.

Go back to discord ya fucking pencil necked geek.

it was a few years back in the middle of arizona

Its pretty obvious mike replace robert and he's jealous as hell. Mike has skills though. Robert just has schizophrenia and a knife.

What the fuck were those jackets called? I remember seeing them everywhere 10 years ago in school.

I didn't think my opinion of amerifats could stoop lower but that video just made me sick. You people need to die.

I don’t understand this structure. He said fruit cellar? Is it just clogged with shit it looked tiny and unusable.

Is he alive?

i think mike sells fatty weed too

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New flash, you’re country has much worse people and they’re much more poor.

>you're
opinion DISCARDED

you forgot
>strongest character is mostly a silent observer/mediator

Looks just like Jay Bauman

Ian posted a cut clip on twitter where they specifically ask Mike to build a fire. It's deleted now, probably because he caught shit for it, but I saw it this morning. Mike may be a legit pyromaniac but they egged him on and played it up.

best character

Holy shit he does. Now all that needs to happen is for Mike to gain 100 pounds to become the stand if for Mike and for Fatty to gain am extra 200 pounds to become a stand in for Rich.

Full Force is burgerpunk kino
I pity the yuros that can't understand

Like spending an hour browsing Yea Forums is so much better, you fucking moron

I’m assuming it was fall/spring when they filmed and in the midwest there’s always fires going on everywhere. I’m sure that’s the same everywhere but I can’t speak on that. Not doubting he’s a pyro but it gets fucking cold around here

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Holy shit I'm retarded to not have made the connection to Archangel Michael

>it takes robert a second to realize he's been seriously wounded
it's too good

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>europoors don’t have autocorrect
LOL

Before refrigeration and air conditioning, root cellars were common earthen/underground structures for storing perishable food. Since they're not necessary anymore they're usually re-purposed or filled in (with actual dirt, but in this case I guess they just threw in a bunch of trash). Fattie malaprops it as "fruit cellar" as he is wont to do.

me in the back, just doing my own thing, lighting a fire etc

>the winged jacket
>the fire
>visions of hell and demons
>detachment from reality
Holy shit

>carries a cross (sort of) on his back
Holy fucking shit

*dogs barking*

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Lads I’m scared

>rustapproachestheledouxresidence.png

He's too minor of a character to be a real part of the prophecy imo. We know that the demon Robert talks about isn't literally his own, but rather somehow related to Mike (hence the vision of fire). The caffeine connection is interesting however, especially when you consider that the nutty bar Robert gives Mike has caffeine in it.

this is getting too crazy for me man

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Imagine the people that trusted Robert to watch their dog

>REST IN PEACE, BITCH

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>Jesus
my god, hes right

on top of this, the stranger Robert defeated in the middle of Arizona is definitley somehow connected to the nutty bars/caffeine. McKee Foods, the producer of Nutty Bars, has one of their 6 big facilities in Arizona.

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>>one a kind soul who is the punching bag of life, but remains optimistic in spight of the world crumbling around him
>To the point he uses a quote from the most recent yugioh show to describe it
It's kinda impressive

as he should be

>Michael, is the guardian Archangel of Fire

>Stoner Mike is a pyromaniac
>Mike guards Fatty from evil and is a true friend
>Robert has a threatening vision of flames with a demonic (or perhaps angelic?) voice, from a being he can't, or won't, name
>Robert & Fatty have a fated duel as Mike watches from afar
>Robert didn't go full force and kill Fatty by hitting him in the soft spot of his skull
>In the end Robert's victory rings hollow yet his rage is sated.
>The foes part ways as brothers as Mike watches on
>Robert tosses Mike a nut goodie as a sign of penance and thanks.

Absolute Kino & Deepest lore!

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back in 2016 they called this "meme magic"

Does anyone know a good drawfag that knows how to draw angelic iconography? Because there needs to be a painting of Mike as an angel looking over Fatty and Robert with Idubbbz as the devil

KINO, PURE UNFILTERED KINO
YET AGAIN SITHS DID NOTHING WRONG

Ian has absolutely ruined that chance.

Yeah that too, holywood can't even compete.
Is there a movie that uses this trope?

OK this is epic

Beautiful

Mike is the end of the world, he doesn't need to pick a side, he will just wait in there patiently and when the time comes, he will burn everything down, theres no reason for drama.

Current era Evangelion

Absolutely based.

YOU copied my post, dumbass.

This smug faggot is the true villain

>Finds a guy online that lives in poverty and squalor, has Cushing's Disease and finds his greatest joy in lightsaber fights. This smug California rich cunt shows up, and just constantly looms out of frame with a smug smirk on his face the whole fucking time
>Confuses surface level prickish observations with being Louie Theroux
>Gets told that Chris's ex friend is on medication (as is clearly schizophrenic), so he rocks up to his house to make fun of him
>Asks the guy that invited him into his house to fight a guy that he clearly doesn't want to fight and has actually knocked him out in the past
>Organises it, gets bored immediately because he's too good for it
>Makes some gub gub circa 2013 /r/cringe observations and thinks it's introspection and acts like he walked away from the video a good person
>Probably will ruin Roberts life going forward (a guy who is literally fucking schizophrenic), doesn't even remotely care, got his millions of views

Fuck this cunt.

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as kino as the duel was, did anyone else find it offputting that idubbz pitted fatty and robert against each other even though the latter is a legit psycho and fatty expressed concern and reservations about having to face him?

it was indicative of Ian's intentions towards fatty, he just wanted to milk him for 'cringy' content giving no regard for his safety and wellbeing, he also seemed largely disinterested in his background and thought process and was more like a passive observer so he could get easy content

>acts like he walked away from the video a good person
when did this happen

The fucking be yourself ending speech

He had to end with something, his laughter reveals that even him knows its silly.
How would YOU end it?

No commentary on the end fight, show with clips of his body language that idubbz was visibly uncomfortable during the fight and regretted putting them through this, omit the gay speech that went no where, end on the Chris speech. At that point the video wasn't about Ian anymore, it was about Chris and Robert.

>Robert has a threatening vision of flames with a demonic (or perhaps angelic?) voice, from a being he can't, or won't, name

>The voice in the flame says that "If you die the world is fucked."
>Robert doesn't fear death and seems to be on a path towards murder & destruction
>Idubz asks Robert if he feels bad about doxxing fatty.
>Robert responds "i don't care I did it to myself."
>idubz reminds Robert that fatty didn't have a choice "how do you think fatty felt?"
>Robert looks dumbstruck as if he's never considered this before and finally understands empathy.
>He rexamines his frightening dream
>Robert and fatty are brothers
>If you die the world is fucked
>if Fatty dies you've fucked the world
>Don't kill your yourself
>Don't kill your brother
>Don't kill Fatty
>Robert realizes the flame dream is actually a sign of hope and a call to brotherhood.

Kino character arc.

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I phrased that last sentence wrong, at that point we were lost in the story between the two, but Ian couldn't step back and had to insert his contrived, insincere opinion.

pearl clutch harder

Wait whos Ian?

I need more middle america kino

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>I let TLC tier editing do my thinking for me

Photo of drooling wojak with face on his chest

Literal retards fighting each other

How is this even a response to what I said

>Fatty and Robert are Cain and Abel
>idubz is Satan the serpent trying to pit the brothers against one another for his own amusement
>Mike is the Archangel Michael and in the end he guides and protects both Fatty and Robert leading them away from idubz path of destruction

In this version of the story of Cain and Abel, brotherhood overcomes hatred.

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Idubbz

More drooling wojaks

this is advanced shitposting

Honestly, if Robert didn't speak like a retard, he'd be bf material

t. femanon

Get ye behind me Satan!

Hah, yes, bitches love a bad boy trope.

are u serious? what ignites your female sexual brain about robert?

>constantly looms out of frame with a smug smirk on his face the whole fucking time

Honestly idubz is the weakest part of the video.The subject matter is Kino despite his involvement.
Someone should do an edit that cuts out all of his mugging for the camera, and takes the narrative audio from his talking head bullshit and overlay it to scenes of fatty and friends.

I hate his faggot gay face and pube stache.

someone please edit this with Snake's eyepatch and facial scars with the Wardogs caption.

>more fire imagery

Deepest lore!

*Diamond Dogs

Where did he touch you, user?

He's cute.

like a baby boy?

>Organises it, gets bored immediately because he's too good for it

That was his faggoty sociopathic attempt at sounding conflicted and introspective.
When in reality he orchestrated the entire event.
This just makes him look flippant and shallow egomaniac

>"Fight for my amusement."
>...
>"I'm bored now!"

Watch American Movie

This

>"You've improved since out last duel, Chris. That's not half bad. I might actually have to get serious."

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what's more terrifying, the fact that it exists or that it exists and has 5 million views?

When Chris went Ultra-Instinct, I clapped.

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I've known a few habitual/compulsive liars who were very likely sociopathic or possibly psychopathic.
They all have signs and tells. It's easy for me to recognize them and their attempts at emulating human emotions. They often "overplay" their hand.

idubz's attempt at sounding conflicted and introspective is a perfect example.

He makes it all about himself. He doesn't consider the ethical nature of his actions. His concern is whether he's bored or if this is a waste of his time. Yet he plays it off as if he's self reflecting because he wants to look good to his audience.

Mike is the Kino Ren that could never make it to the real films.

Legit better than anything in the nu-sequels

>guy who went to gawk at the freak show also threw peanuts at the bearded lady
Wow what a shocker.

>Fatty caries a double lightsaber = stick
>Abel carries a shepard's hook = stick

>Robert carries a hilted lightsaber = blade
>Cain carries a sickle = blade

>Mike is a pyromaniac = Angel Michael
>The sacrificial flames represent heavenly power = Angel Michael

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Fuck off idubz. No one will defend you here.

why not? He's basically Yea Forums

You're not clever enough for Yea Forums, idubz

>mazel tov cocktail

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>implying nu-Yea Forums haven't gone to shit post 2010
not even mad.

Someone is going to end up in the middle of the Arizona desert.

The worst parts of this video was the editing and iDubbbz. Although it is good that he at least felt more like a featured actor in his own video rather than LOOK AT ME I'M IDUBBBZ

That part where Ian keeps grilling Robert on times when Chris was an asshole to him was uncomfortable. The way his neck tensed up and he was staring down Ian made me think he was going to attack. Go to the 40 minute mark to see what i'm talking about.

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imagine the smell

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He was considering sparring Idubbbz with a real blade

Yeah, I know what you mean. I honestly wanted him to, woulda been kino.

So is every brown stain a pile of shit?
What is wrong with these people? How can you like someone who lives like this?

I'd say most are shit and piss stains, too flat to be fresh

Only thing I learned from this video is that Gummo should have been set in Battle Creek Michigan instead of Ohio.

Can anyone recommend any similar white trash/autism kino? that isn't Chrischan.

Parkourdude91, but that turned out to be fake

You know, physical scars heal themselves but psychological scars have manual healing, that means if you bury it under the carpet, as years go by you will still carry that open wound inside, this lack of discipline is often found on people too busy escaping pain to even notice they are living in actual shit.
The work of a psychologist is to show you the door, its you who must kill the pig and untangle the christmas lights.

I believe he had no expectations, but he walked into this guy's life and realized that he regretted his decision, he was probably scared about what might happen but there was no going back, that's why you see him acting awkwardly through the video. He could've been more humble about the whole thing, after all, they welcomed him and even were willing to let him in into their places and lives, he knows they aren't famous and probably don't care about their persona for plenty of reasons, but he's self-aware enough to not throw them under the bus, like when he showed him his basement and he was sarcastically reflecting is just "work in progress", you know fat is not completely there and you still have a go at him, I know he likes to be edgy but thought he would have more of a decent insight.

You can say he's playing a character and that's fine, he just doesn't seem to show genuine concern about his situation, more like he's poking some plebs with a stick for his own amusement.

This. If anything this have proven that YouTube is Yea Forums. I'd rather discuss this than capeshit.

Anyone else see a resemblance between Robert and Jay from RLM.

anyone who is friends with mike is cool

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This video keeps getting promoted to me but I have no interest watching some rich white kid from the suburbs of the midwest go gawk at some poor white trash.

they are far from just midwestern white trash

What are you trying to say to me? Who is the "they?"

youtu.be/A-9aAatgcbc superior version

Link to the top fight pls

Star Wars is now biblical

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The simple hick white trash lives of Fattie and Robert and those surrounding them is more profound than 99% of movies. Thier expirienced draw parallels to anciet biblical, Shakespearean tragedy and philisophical themes. The fact that this is objectivly true actually is amazing.

Not him but I guess he means that they arent just white trash, they are legit autistic

I've been binge watching BTS videos all week on youtube.

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AAAAAAAAAAAA

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Idubbbz content has always been pretty meh. He had some good vids but is pretty overrated. If you watch Maxmoefoe's vlogs you'll notice he's quite witty but that doesn't show in scripted vids. I'd say the crew were the real heroes of the vid but iDubbbz still directed this vid, so mad props.

Fuck these gooks

it corrects stupid behavior
that's why you're all retards currently

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