Bullshit

CHAD

HIGHWAY
TO
THE

chad chad ch-chad chad!

Okay before you start playing your stupid musi-

Ok, Why is the entire cast of Top Gun here?

I'm Maverick

is that the synth percussion from the TG anthem?

how do you pull off looking sweaty as fuck?

i always wished he had taken a screenshot of all his top gun character-named alts in the channel

That’s classified

I think he did in of these videos, I think it was in the Halloween 3

>tfw look like Tom Cruise but not a manlet

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I GOTTA HAVE MORE COWBELL

Oh no watch out Tom Cruise!
You're about to kill the Goose!

sure you do

I've been told I do on 2 seperate occasions.

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that's great user

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Chad?

Who would play him in the inevitable remake?

Idris Elba

On March 3, 1969 the United States Navy established an elite school for the top one percent of its pilots.
Its purpose was to teach the lost art or aerial combat and to insure that the handful of men who graduated were the best fighter pilots in the world.

They succeeded.

Today, the virgins calls it Fighter Weapons School.
The chads call it:

TOP GUN

why is black hair the chaddest hair?

Val's looks way Chadder than Tom tbqqh

the guy hugging naked men on the beach?

its dark, its thick, its wavey

dark hair + light skin is a killer combo especially if you have blue eyes

cool projection tranny

actors that don't exist yet

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test

Bullshit

That's classified.

What's wrong with his nose?

yify

rofl

You can be my wingman any time

You're still dangerous

Bullshit

Bullshit

>my real best friend - is DEAD because of you!

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>tfw I thought top gun was the literal vertical retro space shooter self-insert that inspired said games and would be a multi-film franchise but turned out to be this awkward film about a manlet in flight school banging his teacher

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i'm not goose

Whoa this takes me back

Scientology

Chad

somebody is evading a ban

Bullshit

dude you never had your jet

the best homo-erotic scene

ch ch ch chad

>No we're not
>NO WE'RE NOT

Post pic

I have never seen Top Gun, seems kind of gay. Is it worth watching?

it is kinda gay and it is worth watching

Comfy as fuck Chad kino. It’s not high art by any means and there’s no real plot but the fighter scenes still hold up pretty good. Lots of homoerotic undertones and pointless shirtless beach volleyball scene with sweaty Chads. I’m biased because I live in San Diego

The only bad part about it is that it’s part of cringe normie pop culture. I imagine watching it for the first time today will make you cringe when you start to realize where all the cringy references came from.

What is the best Cruise kino? I've seen
>All the Mission Impossible films
>Collateral
>A few good Men

Top Gun
Interview with the Vampire
Vanilla Sky
Edge of Tomorrow aka All You Need is Kill aka LIVEDIEREPEAT

Add to these Tropic Thunder for some rare Cruise comedy

>Tfw I'm handsome af but girls are too intimidated to talk to me.
Guess it's the price to pay for being a god of beauty on earth.

Imagine not having a Cruise kino folder

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>tfw handsome and autistic so im too shy to aprouch them and vice versa

JUST TAKE THOSE OLD RECORDS OFF THE SHELF

>tfw you will never be Tom Cruise

i can try

Ive been told I look like him, maybe ill get my haircut to look like his, but in what movie?

based.

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True. That is the universal bullshit face.

Top Gun Tom Cruise has the best haircut imo.

Vanilla Sky on a close second and Mission Impossible I third.

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God damn it Tom Cruise is so fucking cool.

Cruise unironically has such a kino resume, and it goes all the way back to the 1980's. Shits insane

I wish i was like 10 in 1980 so i could have watched his career as it happened

Judeo-Christian Values.

its not too late. maybe we can watch it together?

What about his extra long hair in MI2? It looked good.

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Seems to me like you're a fucking pussy

To be fair it really was iceman's fault. The movie makes it out that it was Tom Cruise's fault, but yeah all he did was hit the eject button.

It's pretty much the Vanilla Sky 2 haircut, just not as stylish.

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What the hell is his problem?

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lmao that's awful

He's the last movie star

>he still finishes the scene

Still amazes me

I'm Maverick.

CHAD
CHAD
CHAD

Great hair though.

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Tom Cruise is literally the last movie star cinema will ever see

Enjoy the final years of his career

>The movie makes it out that it was Tom Cruise's fault
it literally doesn't though? the courtroom scene clears him

>finishes the take anyway

Ventrilo kino thread?

youtube.com/watch?v=YSANgjen0pE

What's the name of that haircut?

>Yes, sir
>I'm not a sir
>YES , SIR!

Do I sound like a man?

Madman.

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it was ahead of its time

>Anyone want a soda or something?
>No thank you
Lost already

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GET CHRIS

youtube.com/watch?v=cP1SsfnSFDs
This one is the best so far

youtube.com/watch?v=tVY79A57e4I

ALELELEH
ALELELEH
ALELELEH

Nothing beats this one.

youtube.com/watch?v=3p_OuMW4bfE

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PLEASE kill yourself you fucking loser

I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL

Blow it out your ass

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GRAAAAAAANT

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Whats wrong with zoomers today. why do ontopic threads rev them so much?

Pointer? He's starting again, i got chills again.

That's classified.

SNAKE BOY

I liked it.

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Bullshit

>ventrilo
old school

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>Ethan, Thank you
No, Ethank you
Wasted

only good scene from that movie

The GOAT

youtube.com/watch?v=eckoYQqdk28

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man these movies are so much fun

Satan stop

Bullshit

Trips of Cruise.

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kino

>What is the best Cruise kino?
Jerry Maguire

Interview With the Vampire
Top Gun
Edge of Tomorrow
Oblivion
Vanilla Sky
The Last Samurai
Legend
Minority Report
Far and Away

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This.
Fuck that generic action movies

Bullshit.