A bone chilling slow burn!

Yes, user. That's what a horror movie is. Are you a toddler? Are you in this video?

>youtube.com/watch?v=VOAzHVkkXRg

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lets see how many NON OC wojaks we can post

>im convinced 90% of posts on Yea Forums are by mentally ill posters or bots now it's just so shit this summer

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>that guy who enters a thread to call people mentally ill

>experiencing human emotions is only for toddlers
Based redditor, I bet you also feel superior because people laugh while watching comedies and you don't

>hehehe huhuhu let me just post this slightly modified onions wojak hehehe huhuhu
FUCK OFF YOU ARENT FUNNY YOU ARENT FUNNY I SWEAR IF I SEE ANOTHER BASEDJAK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU FAGGOTS ARE RUINING TV AND EVERY OTHER BOARD

I think the second post is making fun of OP user

>>hehehe huhuhu let me just post this slightly modified onions wojak hehehe huhuhu
>FUCK OFF YOU ARENT FUNNY YOU ARENT FUNNY I SWEAR IF I SEE ANOTHER BASEDJAK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU FAGGOTS ARE RUINING TV AND EVERY OTHER BOARD

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>jumpscares are about experiencing human emotion
kek look at this retard

I didn't read them, I just took the wojakniggers

>im convinced 90% of posts on Yea Forums are by mentally ill posters or bots now it's just so shit this summer

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>haha let's take everything on Yea Forums and just turn it into complete nonsensical shit instead of funny and entertaining ironically nonsensical shit

why can't we have nice things anymore

Yes getting scared is a normal human reaction. Crazy isn't it

Brainlet. Read The Rules of the Game that I will publish soon in this thread (at least the first part).

>MUUHHHHH BOAERD CULTURE
>STOP POSTING MEEMES ON THIS ANIME WEBSITEEE!!! REEEE

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> Anonymous 08/02/19(Fri)09:45:37 No.1189795514

> oh my god let it go you fucking autists

> One thread about MUH jumpscares and you can't stop yourself from acting like some console war faggot from the 2000s

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> >oh my god let it go you fucking autists
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> Anonymous 08/02/19(Fri)09:48:16 No.1189796346

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>it has to make sense or I don't feel safe

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>I DON'T THINK IT'S FUNNY, THAT MEANS IT'S NOT FUNNY TO ANYONE ELSE!!!!

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literally can't have a normal thread on Yea Forums anymore without people taking a side and then just wojak posting back and forth

Maybe go post on wikipedia, that site seems more your speed, faggot

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The fucking double eyebrow just makes it so much better

Yer soi beans

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>clownworld

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this is the cancer killing Yea Forums

it's too easy to wojak post

it's a dead forced meme at this point

Just when I thought Baneposting was forced in comes The Son of the Mask to rape me.

it’s not even board culture, fags like him want Reddit-lite so they have two places to discuss their boring ass menial capeshit

>reddit spacing

>a heart warming fast paced universal burn

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>reddit

>doesn't know what reddit spacing is
leave you tourist

It's pretty obvious the wojack spam is just one guy.
you sure triggered him

>stop posting memes *I* don't like!! This is MY SAFE SPACE REEEEE

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>yes mmm non nom
>my bones hurt but I need to drink this to make faggy posts on Yea Forums
>cows milk hurts my tummy

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all these wojakfaggots

hahahahahahahahaha

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>DEC HEX Symbol
> 0 00 NUL
> 1 01 SOH
> 2 02 STX
> 3 03 ETX
> 4 04 EOT
> 5 05 ENQ
> 6 06 ACK
> 7 07 BEL
> 8 08 BS
> 9 09 HT
> 10 0A LF
> 11 0B VT
> 12 0C FF
> 13 0D CR
> 14 0E SO
> 15 0F SI
> 16 10 DLE
> 17 11 DC1
> 18 12 DC2
> 19 13 DC3
> 20 14 DC4
> 21 15 NAK
> 22 16 SYN
> 23 17 ETB
> 24 18 CAN
> 25 19 EM
> 26 1A SUB
> 27 1B ESC
> 28 1C FS
> 29 1D GS
> 30 1E RS
> 31 1F US

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>...Anonymous
>08/02/19(Fri)10:02:10 >No.118980104
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>reddit

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>doesn't know what reddit spacing is
leave you tourist

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we broke him lads

You all laughed when I said Simon Martin was behind the sneed posting, but the recent son of mask posting proves it!!!

Son of Mask
>S M

>Simon Martin.

Y'all niggas gay

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>There are 16 posters in this thread.

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post your folder size

Yaaaaay now we can resome talking about capeshit in our hive mind! We did it, reddit!

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Running out since im phone posting, people need to make more good oc sòyjack

these are containment threads on a containment board

Jesus Christ

This whole thread

Are you 10 years old or smith?

>getting scared is a normal human reaction
Reactions aren't emotions. A jumpscare is just engaging the startle reflex by LOUD THING MOVING THING
Other user may be a fag, but you are illiterate AND a fag

>Jesus Christ

>This whole thread

>Are you 10 years old or smith?

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you stand for nothing

Excellent thread

are you the jumpscare user because you're being a retard

phoneposting nonce

He did it again what an absolute autist

>SCARY NUN FACE LOUD NOISE BOOM
Yes, a very emotional piece of work. These are real human emotions, packed in movie form.

Look at this imbecile and laugh, everoyne

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Ablu ablu ablu, my thread is based and better than half the shit on the cringe board
>was it kino?
>what the fuck was his problem?
>kinos for this feel?
Sneed posting and mask posting are great because at least it triggers you normal reddit faggots

Back in the day fags like you would just post on Yea Forums, but Yea Forums was taken over by pornfags, it's 99% porn.

Yea Forums is to blame for all these fucking retards. back in the day our shitposting was at least movie related. more movie related than just taking something from television and spamming it over and over again like a literal autist

it doesn't "trigger" anything apart from immediately moving to the next post or thread when you see a dumb wojak poster you know the thread will just devolve into complete shit

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>are you the jumpscare user >because you're being a retard

>phoneposting nonce
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>Yes, a very emotional piece of work. These are real human emotions, packed in movie form.

>Look at this imbecile and laugh, everoyne

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How the fuck does this retard not know how to quote posts lol

Since people cannot keep up with my superior skills and knowledge in this game I decided to publish official rules & some basic techniques to help the game skill get higher. Let's start with the theory of arrows.
>THE RULES OF THE GAME
by GigaChad
1.
THE THEORY OF ARROWS
This is just basic knowledge for anybody that isn't a newfag but you guys all are so I will explain it anyway.
By posting >[statement] and attaching an onionsboy image you are calling him an onionsboy. When this is posted whoever stated that statement is objectively an onionsboy. (Law of Rage)
To counter this, you must post >>[statement]. This implies that the person that implies that the statement is onions is an onionsboy and the statement he implies is onions is not onions.
To counter this too, you must add another arrow, which makes it >>>[statement]. This reverts it back to >[statement]. Similarly, adding yet another arrow, which would make it >>>>[statement], reverts it back to >>[statement].
As you can imagine, >>>>>[statement] reverts to >[statement], and so on until the post reaches letter limit. (more on letter limit in Part 2)
Not using any arrows makes it your own statement.
As you can see, arrowX[odd number] is negative (-) to the original (non-arrowed) statement, while arrowX[even number] is positive (+) to the original statement. (order 1) This is assuming the attached pic is an onionsboy pic. But if it is a GigaChad pic it makes arrowX[odd number] + and arrowX[even number] -, (order 2) as should be obvious. In the case of an attached pic of neither onions nor GigaChad it should be clear if it is order 1 or order 2, or if it is order 3 which is neutral or order 4 which is randumb A.K.A. could be 1, 2 or 3.
The "original" statement might have been posted before or made up on the spot by using 1 or more arrows.
Continued, stay tuned, now that I got the obvious out of the way I will start the real thing..

Like I said, if you can't handle it you can always browse wikipedia. There you wont get your FEE FEEs hurt by the SCARY WHITE soŷmen!

>t.

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>Sneed's Feed and Seed tattoo on my way home now so I can get the money to you and your family are doing well and that you are interested in the same boat as you can see you then and there is no way to get to the bottom of the page and it was a pleasure meeting you and your family are doing well and that you are interested in the same boat as you can see the new Star Realms super slick and I don't want to be in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office on Monday and Tuesday and Wednesday and Thursday and Friday if you want to come by and see you then and there is no way to get to the bottom of the page and it was a pleasure meeting you and your family are doing well and that you are interested in the same boat as you can see the new Star Realms super slick and I don't want to be in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office tomorrow

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these wojak posts could literally be on any board it's got nothing of value and nothing to do with Yea Forums

the same posts could be made on /x/ for all i care

>...Anonymous
>08/02/19(Fri)10:16:28 >No.118980536
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>How the fuck does this retard not know how to quote posts lol

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>back in the day
no one cares, we live in the present you retard

its mostly south americans. their inferior indio monkey brains make them suck at memeing

>lets see how many NON OC wojaks we can post

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>FEE FEEs hurt by the SCARY WHITE soŷmen!
where did you get that idea from

OHONONONONO

why do basedquotes make me giggle like a retard

And yet idiots like you line up and shuffle into the thread to kvetch about
>MUH PRECIOUS BOREED CULTURE

...

Embarrassing post. I accept your capitulation

browse wikipedia. There you wont get your FEE FEEs hurt by the SCARY WHITE soŷmen!
...Anonymous
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>Sneed's Feed and Seed tattoo on my way home now so I can get the money to you and your family are doing well and that you are interested in the same boat as you can see you then and there is no way to get to the bottom of the page and it was a pleasure meeting you and your family are doing well and that you are interested in the same boat as you can see the new Star Realms super slick and I don't want to be in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office on Monday and Tuesday and Wednesday and Thursday and Friday if you want to come by and see you then and there is no way to get to the bottom of the page and it was a pleasure meeting you and your family are doing well and that you are interested in the same boat as you can see the new Star Realms super slick and I don't want to be in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office tomorrow
...Anonymous
08/02/19(Fri)10:17:14 No.118980562
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these wojak posts could literally be on any board it's got nothing of value and nothing to do with Yea Forums

the same posts could be made on /x/ for all i care
...Anonymous
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>08/02/19(Fri)10:16:28 >No.118980536
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>How the fuck does this retard not know how to quote posts lol
...Anonymous
08/02/19(Fri)10:17:42 No.118980579
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>back in the day
no one cares, we live in the present you retard
...Anonymous
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its mostly south americans. their inferior indio monkey brains make them suck at memeing
...Anonymous
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>lets

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>embarassing post. I accept your capitulation

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make one for sneed pls

>fuck reality I won hahaha I'm based

nice try, imbecile

2016 was so damaging to Yea Forums that almost 4 years later we’re still living in the aftershocks.
Go ahead and indirectly quote me with a numale wojak, that’s the only way you people can seem to communicate anyways.

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You are obviously a post 2014 redditor

You sound butthurt. I severely doubt things were better before 2016, i mean I wouldnt know I just came from reddit and discord a few months ago

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>newfag larping as oldfag

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Ironic you call me a r*dditor when those are the people who fucked up the site in 2016.

reddit nerds btfo
>NO NO NO STOP SAYING JUMPSCARES ARE KINO

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i love these threads. perfect for harvesting the hash for filtering. too bad clover doesn't have the option to filter via hash though

Why do people get nostalgic for 2007 4channel? Its cringe as fuck, just look at knowyourmeme
>roody poo
>hablo hotel
>cock mingled
>boxy
All of these """"memes""" are garbage and cringe. Where's the trump?

I’m not LARPing as anything, you have to be mentally retarded or willfully ignorant to act like 2016 wasn’t the final nail in the coffin for this fucking place.

>sneed samefag was behind the basedjack slow burn threads
I should have known

pic related

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>im convinced 90% of posts on Yea Forums are by mentally ill posters or bots now it's just so shit this summer

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bosnian was my favourite wordfilter lmao

>if you don't share my opinion you're retarded because I say so

No, I said you’d be retarded to say that 2016 wasn’t damaging to this place.

fantastico thread

Welcome to NuChan, where people believe Yea Forums is all about being destructive and retarded

The site has remained culturally unchanged since 2008. There is no major difference between 2008 and 2010 and 2012 and 2014 and 2016 and 2018 Yea Forums. It's all the same shit. A new meme might prop up and an older one might died out, but those are just minor cosmetic difference. The reason you think Yea Forums went to shit in 2016 is because you started browsing in 2014 and by 2016 your honeymoon period ended. It happens to everyone. In a few more years you'll either leave forever or realize nothing about the site ever changes.

>final nail in the coffin

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welcome to sneedchan

a chuck chilling sneed burn

>jumpscares bad

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Wikipedia is that way, bud

2.
BASIC TECHNIQUES
I will not share all my techniques, certainly not the most advanced ones, like this. They will be gradually revelaed in exciting duels. Of course, I will soon have to continue innovating.
On the Letter Limit: we all know of the letter limit. As after reaching the letter limit more arrows cannot be added, a duel between 2 players of great dedication (autism) will eventually reach the limit, thus everything depends on the post to reach the limit. The first to post can,then, manipulate the result of the duel by choosing the right amount of letters.
On Anticipation: As an example, Player1 can post >>>>>[statement] right after posting >>>[statement] anticipating >>>>[statement] by Player2. In this situation Player2 has obviously been outplayed. (if he himself does not outplay Player1, of course). As for a situation of for example Player1 anticipating with a ton of arrows before Player2 has reached such a volume of arrows, then that is a win for Player1.
On Contradiction: For example, Player1 posts >>>[statement] with onionsboy image and Player2 posts >>>[statement] with GigaChad image, then it is a situation of Neutrality and both players are losers.
There are many more techniques, that might be a way to beat out the above ones, but I will not share right now & here

3. ON THE EXCITEMENT OF THE DUEL
We shall have fun games ahead of us. Overly-serious redditors pretending to be oldfags will seethe at us, no doubt. But those times will be looked at fondly in the future. Let's see what kind of horror fan will prosper, and who will give up.
Good duelling!

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>jumpscares good, loved it as a toddler, loving it now

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>>jumpscares bad

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Great thread, more for my collection.

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Some last things.
1.This manifesto will be updated in the near future, this I just a draft of a part. There are many things I did not bother mentioning because too obvious and tedious but I will insert them in the future. The third part will be enlargened with considerations on what makes this so fun.
Now, I shall engage in a duel to prove the superiority of slow-burns. Watch.

>>>jumpscares bad

>>jumpscares good, loved it as a toddler, loving it now

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thats my OC lol

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Requesting 127
Glad my 159 oc got saved ill have to make more

What am I looking at

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no its mine stop stealing my credit

FUCK best one so far. See you in the bext thread, basedbro

fucking hang yourself your LARPing little nigger no one cares about your hdhfjsjdbfhsjshfhf jdjfjf djsk

>>>>jumpscares bad

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>>>>>jumpscares bad

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>>>>>>jumpscares bad

>>>>>>>jumpscares bad

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>>>>>>jumρscares bad

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You have to go back

eheeh wee hehe wee hehehe wee hhhee

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>>>>>>>jumρscares bad
>eheeh wee hehe wee hehehe wee hhhee

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Formerly super fucks

Yea Forums-Shitposts and seething

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This is the best thread currently.

woah, take a loot at this high IQ post. truly above all others.