How can leo ever marry when every girl grows older?

How can leo ever marry when every girl grows older?

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i check

there's a spoopy twilight zone episode about this

he doesn't get married because he's not a fucking retard
imagine being able to fuck any girl in the world and instead going all in on a depreciating asset who can just up and take your shit at any moment

most hollywood marriages last five years or less , he could just marry a 19 year old.

he needs to start picking them when they are born.

The only ones getting mad are jelly 25+ roasties right? As if they ever had a chance even if they were under 25. No one is getting hurt they sure love to whine about non issues

He should marry and impregnate some 18 year old thot when he's 70 and make a army of rich autismo babies

Imagine being so pathetic the idea of a loyal woman is literally unbelievable to you

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He shouldnt marry. Marriage is for kids and kids are to help when you are old. He can afford people to be around him when he is old in case he falls down . What do you think marriage is for? What do you think kids are for? Do you want him making a family that also hoards money?

imagine being so pathetic you rush to defend the honor of women on 4channel dot org slash tv

Incels should be the ones people who get laid should get advice from!

Like getting advice about your computer from your boomer grampa.

are you saying that leo is an incel?

Most marriages end in divorce with the woman initiating it and fucking the man over. Plus, it’s mostly women that cheat and their the ones that don’t view infidelity as immoral. Marriage is for women, not men

>that voice
>that body language
What a cuck

Use english

No, that you're an incel.

Would you say this to your mother? That’s what I thought uncle.

You wrote that earlier reply like a retard. Dont be surprised when people confuse your “insults”

American Yea Forums cucks will never understand.

>Use english
>english

How ironic.

mary a cunny in hope he dies before she gets old

>if you think marriage is a bad deal you're an incel
>leo clearly thinks marriage is a bad deal
>thus leo is an incel
oops!

kys

I'm not surprised that you don't know how to read.

It's nice to have some kids and grandkids around you when you grow old though

What are you trying to say?

Imagine being so young you apply concepts like loyalty and honor to women lel

We know you're sourgraping, incel.

Haven't passed your ESL test yet, Paco?

For his age , he will have kids around him. Hot 20 year olds

Imagine being so bitter you're a text away from being the next school shooter.

Lol, There are plenty of European countries with higher divorce rates than America. Eurocucks literally have no problem with infidelity, they’re fine with their wives cheating on them. The rates of infidelity are also higher in Europe. Like 45% of women in Italy and France cheat.

imagine being this broken

Your lost , bro.

So he's going to grow into that creepy grandpa fucking Barbie women with more plastic in their bodies than a blue whale?

Leo can just build a fucking orphanage if he wants and adopt a hundred kids if he ever feels the urge to be a dad

He's not defending women, he's calling out all you fat burger fucks who can't let go of their cuck fantasies

Yeah dude deep down wish I could get divorce-raped one day. A man can dream.

silence tradcuck

>Imagine being so bitter you're a text away from being the next school shooter

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What are you trying to say?

>he's so distraught by the incel label that the best comeback he can come up with is "bro"
>Your (sic) lost, bro

Truth hurts, doesn't it?

That hurt man dont post shit like this its worse than gore

Can you rewrite this please?

seething roastie

This. So many deluded white knights here.

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I'm sure Leo will do just that to farm out girls he can fuck in the future.

Or present. He's a cradle robber, after all.

He is already creepy status. Where you been?

>more than half of marriages end in divorce
>~80% of divorces initiated by women
That's not a fantasy that's a raw deal. Especially if you A: have a fuckton of money and B: can fuck women all day long anyways.

Here, let me help you. I'm fluent in incelese.

Incels should be the ones [people who get laid] should get advice from!

Incels should be the ones [normalfags] should get advice from!

Women don't have morals or loyalty. We'll never care about anyone except our children. t. white woman

Leo has all the cash and women in the world. But he can never find true love.

>using should twice
Are you ESL by any chance?

Can you please use english

>He is already creepy status
reddit

>roastie posting
Stop being a slut. Have kids.

That's not grammatically incorrect, Paco.
>english
*English

Im replying to you though and you are the one who wrote creepy first

>ESL incel posting
Just have sex.

Nice for making it more clear, but you are an actual incel, right? i feel self hate every time you call someone else one. Its like you really dont want to be one. Thanks, i have learned from what i dont want to be.

Are you trying to save face right now? How many threads do you wish you could reply in but are stuck here?

>but you are an actual incel, right
I've actually gotten laid. That's how I was able to detect incels from a mile away.

You seem to be upset about being wrong.

i'm not the same poster. only jealous cucks and 25+ roasties call leo "creepy". if i was worth 200 million dollars you bet your ass i'd be fucking whores in their 20s till the end of my life and there's nothing wrong with that

>This movie should be the one we should watch.
Sounds retarded, which is why everyone is giving you shit. Brush up on your sentence structure.

Wrong? Do you know which reply you are replying to?

>People who get laid should be getting advice from incels.
There you go.

>blahblah

Calm your cuckold fantasies. (Also having a mistress is pretty much par for the course among the french.)

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Imagine thinking Leo is a hero instead of a creepy pedo.

I don't judge him for liking young women. I just turned 25 and I'm already at the point where I'd prefer them to be slightly younger than that. I judge him for changing so quickly between them that it seems to me like he sees them as disposable. That doesn't reflect well on him.

Why did you put the same sentence twice. Is English your first language.

I dont think he is creepy. I was using the definition of the person i replied to so no confusion could be had

You'll never get laid with this attitude

>if I ignore what he says it's not true
based retard

marriage is so 100% obviously a horrble, raw deal for men. there is no way a logically minded man would ever fucking allow themselves to get married in todays age. the risks are just too great, even if you think you found true love.

Now i can understand this, still a retarded thing to say.

But that's all it is, user. An idea. Not something that really exists.

>not procreating

women being angry over leo's dating life is peak post-wall jealousy

Do you think im leo? Noice

imagine thinking you don't belong on reddit

It's more fun to make your own, even if you're rich

Imagine being a faggot romantic in 2019

He is doing the fun part of making them

Is Leo a pedo?

Works as well I guess. I think having your own family would be comfier though.

Tina Fey, imo one the most talented and most intelligent "feminist" around, defended him for this.

Are you scared you wont be “comfy” one day? Top kek

Give it 5 years and you'll change your tune

Based-incel.

>esl
What's wrong with that english, roastie?

>leo grows up to be your creepy uncle who gropes the thighs of young women at your family reunions

Based...?

Leo's net worth is estimated at around $245 million and he is considered one of the most attractive men in Hollywood

So if I gave you guys $245 million and permanent A list status would you

>A) Buy a big playboy megayacht and travel the world having bikini sex parties with young, beautiful models and actresses or

>B) Marry one woman your age who could very easily take half of your fortune on a whim, expects you home for dinner every night, and wants you to remain completely and totally monogamous while beautiful models and actresses throw themselves at you

You surely cannot tell me that you would realistically pick B. You are GAY if you pick B.

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>english
We know you don't speak English, Paco.

Statistics are overrated

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Welcome back

>being this anal
>we
lol Answer the question, roastie. In my first post, what was wrong?

What if I’m poor and have nothing to lose?

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Seethe more.

Look who’s back. Top kek

A) is only viable as long as you don't hit the wall. When you hit that wall it becomes creepy.

There's definitely some wierd fantasies in the heads of Americans. Too much porn perhaps.

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Looks like a pretty bad case of sampling bias.

>I-I-I was only trolling u mad u mad lolololol top cake
Peak incel damage control.

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I wanna be comfy when I am an old man, and tell stories of my life to my bored grandkids

Weird reaction. I was on your side

This is what incels actually believe because they literally never had sex.

>When you hit that wall it becomes creepy.
As long as I still get bimbos that are after my money and fame, why would I care about that?

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>this one time i was posting on the internet and i got stuck in a 10 minute captcha

How would having sex teach you about divorce rates?

>I love gold diggers
Like I said. Creepy. If not sad.

muslims confirmed for least degenerate
white sharia when?

>this one time i reported posts all day

How would you know about relationships if you've never been in one?

If the french man gets cheated on he goes to his mistress

If the burger man gets cheated on he ask if he watch next time

Do you think kek is a insult brother?

>it becomes creepy.

I'm sure Leonardo DiCaprio lies awake at night on his bed made of money, crying into the soft, pillowy tits of the entire Moldovan Olympic beach volleyball team concerned about whether or not you think he's a weird guy

>did I tell you about the time I got trips?

quora.com/Do-you-think-its-creepy-that-Leonardo-DiCaprio-is-dating-a-girl-so-young-that-he-is-older-than-her-mother

I have been in two
Answer the question.

No please?

There is no such as the wall for men, fucking retard

>he wants Leo to become the Joe Biden of bachelors

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>women
>loyal
The only time women will ever show loyalty is towards their children
Also you have to be 18 to post here.

>I-I'm not an incel, I had my heart broken so now I hate women

lmao

>There is no such as the wall for men, fucking retard

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Your still in the posting reaction images phase?

>There is no such as the wall for men

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What was her name, user?

You think he was attractive before that cut?

Recognizing context clues isn't your strong point, is it?

I'll spell it out for you, ESL. I'm mocking your claim that there's no such thing as the wall for men. Pic related.

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>dude you're an incel
>oh shit he's not an incel revert to plan B
>who hurt you sweatie :)
Like clockwork.

Faggot

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