What is he thinking at this moment?

Same

tattoos are trash but hers are especially trashy

extra points for the ironic not so ironic tramp stamp

you disgust me

Me too

"fucking jews"

Damn

>what old movie would you like to be spliced into?
>I immediately thought Last Tango in Paris, what does that say about me?
brad wants to rape a teen girl?
youtube.com/watch?v=WOuPFS_Snco#t=4m11s

how? i dont understand. shes built like a grocery bag filled with cottage cheese.

reminder it was not rape, Schneider was just a French whiney whore who got dabbed on by based Brando and bertolucci in the name of kino

Looks more like a plump Renaissance-painting woman to me

cant fucking find a video of it. i want to cringe so hard at this but these photos arent doing it for me

Probably some light PTSD from when he was young in Hollywood and some old fart touched his naughty parts

>Fuck. Now I have AIDS.

Cottage cheese is jummy.

Attached: 1564748307654 (1).jpg (634x916, 121K)

Uh, I felt something move

gag reflex

Because there isnt any. How the fuck is everyone is falling this photoshop propaganda.

THANK YOU

Muh dick

ON 24/8 CRAKKA BLOWS UP THE SA

Fuck off lena you nonced your sister

>I would
Same but I'd tell no one

they banged

HOLY SHIT KILL IT WITH FIRE

Attached: 1515072933908.gif (200x270, 1.09M)

fucking hell user I'm eating here fuck

No-ones gonna check these fat digits?

kek

nice video evidence of this public event in an age where recordings are being all the time

>later that night

Attached: 1491194247027.png (1145x627, 638K)

Friendly reminder that she dragged Driver about his physical appearance in this scene because she was jealous that he evolved past her

fuck jews

He should have hired a serious actress...

Attached: 1447962763284.jpg (418x586, 52K)

i can feel his disgust

>webms only hightest anons understand

Attached: paper bag.jpg (750x750, 94K)

I'm not a violent person but sometimes I fantasize about defending myself from Lena Dunham.
It's a self defense situation. I come up behind Lena in an alley and I feel my life is in danger. Suddenly I'm throwing left hooks, right hooks, jabs, crosses, just pounding the fuck out of the back of her neck, punching past the blubbery insulation and smashing in her ribcage. She's screaming for mercy, but I know it's just a ploy to try and catch me off-guard.
I spin her around, like a dreidel made of bruised and jiggling flesh, and perform the legendary "swan kick" (as seen in the excellent 1984 film Karate Kid) directly to her esophagus mid-rotation. She lets out a broken gurgle and hits the pavement with the weight of planets colliding. I feel the ground tremble beneath my feet.
Still the threat is not neutralized. Even as she lies croaking hoarsely for breath, I can feel a threat against my life emanating from the quivering mass of fatty meat that is Lena. Why won't she give up? I raise my boot above her head and brace myself against the alley wall. I think to myself, it's just like the elevator scene from the movie Drive (2011, a classic.)
>STOMP
>STOMP
>CRACK
>CRUNCH
Gradually the crunching gives way to slushy slap, nothing separating my boot and the concrete but a thinly mashed layer of brain matter, skull fragments, and tattered bits of scalp. I pause to collect myself. It was a close encounter, but I am alive and breathing.
>It was a self defense situation,
I told the officer.
>It was either me or her. I made the only choice I could.
After I've given my statement to the police, I walk out to my car and start it up. '78 Z28, 350 bored out to a 380, straight pipes. Over the bellowing roar of my engine, I crank up the stereo and idle into the lavender sunset, safe and warm in a leather-wrapped cocoon reverberating with the sounds of "Medusa" by Clan of Xymox, 1986. They told me,
>You're gonna carry that weight
But I feel breezy. I floor it.

Attached: 1484169997740.jpg (1920x1080, 314K)

maximilius kekius

this hambeast has bigger arms than he does
I'd still hit it

I would

I am unironically attracted to her and have sought out pictures of her for fap material in the past.

i love that all men dream to have the same power over roasties as the power of roasties over men. YOU JUST KNOW that men want to have the easy life of sluts and make roasties compete for them, then just pick the slut of the week, like women do. YOU JUST KNOW that men want to be loved just for existing

Attached: 1486529036718.jpg (612x612, 27K)

I cried at the end of girls

>Just grinning bear it, Brad. Don't cause a scene.

Best one in a while

large girls with small tits are God's cruelest joke

"With a car, you can go anywhere you want."

Lena Dunham is unironically based as fuck and a good writer and this is funny

Attached: banzai.jpg (3648x2736, 3.18M)

Attached: 1557439321263.jpg (500x469, 54K)

Video?

lOl

Nice writing

Why are there so many nudes of this abomination?

WHO PLAYS PING PONG WHILE NUDE?

Attached: 46382958762.png (538x536, 661K)

youtube.com/watch?v=IKtn7gJt9eg

>It will be a slow self defense situation

Attached: 1459261158748.jpg (338x322, 14K)

I can't tell which one's the couch...

>I want to push her away from me but I also know this autistic Jewess is protected by the most powerful magic in Hollywood and I would be cursed if I do it so I will just endure in silence

Attached: Blonde.gif (111x150, 21K)

I busted my load a few times. Shes just the right amount of ugly.

Attached: lena-dunham-3.jpg (1080x1080, 233K)

>jerking it to ugly
user theres so many metaphysical levels to whats wrong with that I dont think anyone can help you

I bet you can't name a single one reason not to beat it to the ugly tbqh

jannies

>20 minutes into netflix and chill she gives you this look

Attached: laughing_seal.jpg (660x371, 41K)

About Patroclus. Always about Patroclus.

I would rather spend my time beating to something more satisfying. You only have a limited amount of nuts to bust before you leave this earth.

10/10

I died

Imagine being Brad in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Lena Dunham, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your pudgy body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Brad and not only stand in front of a camera while Lena Dunham flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her tattoos and swollen skin, and just stand there, picture after picture, minute after minute , while she perfected that kiss. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone at the event tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, LENA DUNHAM LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later Angelina Jolie for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Oklahoma. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in her "natural (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the paparazzi calls for another picture, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Brad Pitt. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Gross. Both physically, and her affected manner of behavior. She looks like a bad person, and her body is only reflectiveness of the ugliness she holds inside.