What would you have made him say right before the snap? Personally, i think "i am iron man" was a little stilted

Fuck this shitty series, I'm done, where's my paycheck?

idk i'm not a child who likes capeshit lol

>“With this Power Glove™ (Available at any reputable Toy Store), finally I have become... Disney's Marvel Presents: Avengers: End Game © (Available on DVD August 13, 2019)!“

Yeah, it really would've fit. Something like "fuck you; I'm Iron Man" could've worked too. What they went with wasn't too bad, but it could've been better.

>And I Fuck am you Iron Man

Doesn't quite work imo

I'M WITH HER

"I am the one who snaps!"

>I love the Infinity Gauntlet; it's so bad

>And now, after all these years, the endgame is finished.

Walked out of the cinema when he said this after the snap.

>What would you have made him say right before the snap?
Nothing, just him staring at Thanos in the eyes and then doing the snap. The "I am Ironman" was nothing but cringe fanservice.

"I fucked Ted"

Did we watch the same movie? I thought he said "There's no fried chicken and watermelon where you're going nigga" before turning to the audience and going "all people of color please leave"

That's the Stark Gauntlet though.
>mfw Dwarves BTFO

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>So that's it, huh? We 're some kind of Avengers: Endgame?

Man you got to see the ultra rare Tarantino version

here rate mine guys I spent a few hours thinking about what I thought would be the absolute best way to go out in that situation

Thanos:
>I am inevitable
Me, an intellectual:
>inevitable this
>*grabs junk while snapping fingers*

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Kino

>fuck Iron Man
100% works

"Tell it to your snapped neck"
*snaps*

I have more of a problem with the delivery than I have with the line itself.

“...and I am.... a white supremacist”

>"And I......... am................... Iron Man."

I am endgame

"i will be back"

Well, he was basically committing suicide. It's a difficult pill to swallow.

"I wish for 13% of the population to vanish, this reducing crime statistics by 85%"

>Skidaddle... skidadoodle... your dick... is now... a noodle.
>*snap*

Fuck Niggers and Fuck Janies

I didn't get that. He doesn't need to snap to use the chaos emeralds separately. MAYBE the snap was a way to be 100% sure you wanted it done like a subconscious failsafe so every errant thought that popped into your head didn't manifest.

IT'S THE BIGGIE

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I'm not gonna make it home for our 830 res at Dorsia

Hang on now a cotton picking minute

So all this happened because Dr Strange used the time stone to look into the future and see what would happen and he decided this was the way to go right, let everyone get clicked, wait 5 years, then an improbably sequence of events will happen to let everyone travel back in time, get the stones and have Tony unclick everyone

But the time stone lets you travel through time, doesn't it? Why didn't he just do the plan himself with the time stone instead of Antman's quantum zworp? Save everyone the pain and loss of half the people being basically dead for 5 years

Eat it, Barney!

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>"....and your other gauntlet"

The time stone isn't all powerful, I think it only works on a small scale.

The future is female.

"N-NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

*snap*

"I am Tony Stark" would have been a better play on his original line in his first film.
But I'm just a dumb boomer who hasn't even seen the first avengers yet.
If you'll excuse me I need to go listen to some more guns 'n roses.
Man... slash was so cool...

"Ooooooh SNAP!"

"Time to End this Game" *pinky snap*

When the buttholes invaded earth in Infinity War he could have used the time stone to pause and wipe out every threat then. What I don't get is how he knew Stark and Potts were married in the future. That part alone made me not want to watch Captain Marvel.

He literally shouldn't have said anything. RDJ should have given a solemn, accepting "im going to kill myself but save a lot of people in the process" facial expression, and then closed his fist, and have the whole army erased.

I didn't like the line or the fact that he snapped desu.

>"I am inevitable!"

>and I... remind you of the babe
>(What babe?)
>Babe with the power
>(What power?)

>Power of voodoo
>(Who do?)
>I do
>(Do what?)
>Remind you of the baby

Then he snaps to Rocket Man by David Bowie.

He should have dabbed before snapping his fingers

>grow, grow, grow

"have sex"

>be Iron Man in Endgame
>climax of intense fighting scene between protags and antag
>put on glove and yell, "YO, THIS NIGGA BOUTTA DABBED ON"
>everyone laughs
>black panther sucks his teeth and says, "You aight, white boy"
>Hear "He cute" from one of the girls

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I'm finna boutta... snap, on this nigga.
*turns and smiles at Black Panther acceptingly*

D R O P P E D
R
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Jews are naturally good actors. (ie Holocaust)

frick off idiot

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Why can't jannies make this a rule?

>Eat it, Barney
>Eat it, Barney
>Eat it, Barney
We got robbed, bros.

>What would you have made him say right before the snap? Personally, i think "i am iron man" was a little stilted.
>autists who don't get that "I am Iron Man" is the closing line of the first Marvel film, so it's a fitting closing line for 2 decades of Marvel movies

I hate this fucking board. You morons are too dumb for even capeshit.

Fucking amerimutts. What about stallone?

This. It would have been way more impactful if for once tony stark let his actions do the talking for him

Thanos: "I am Inevitable!"
Tony: "Formerly evitable"

Personally , I would've gone with a The Boys twist:
If you want to survive you have to suck it!

“You’ve got a big ugly chin, you ol Barney The Dinosaur lookin head ass. I’m about to cook yo ass, on my fuckin mama”

""Try getting a reservation at Vormir now!"

>I wish that all my farts smeled like pee pee
>*snap*

sneed

I would’ve say “hey fuckface eat a dick lmao” then dabbed as I snapped

>well, pardon me, mr. Gucci loafers

>3 hours long
Now this is some Kino

2008 was 2 decades ago.

lmao
also literally everyone gets that it was a reference
kys

Why reddit nigger?' Show me how why it's retarded, prove something for once

>prove to me it's retarded that Thanos has to say "bibbidy bobbidy boo, big fat poo, turn around and tie my shoe, bibbidy bobbidy boo" before using the gauntlet

It was weird how he said "Avengers: Endgame!" right before the snap

I have finally become ENDGAME

Knew redfit normie niggers are this stupid, ofcourse i expected not a single point

Memeing aside, I think "i. Am. Ironman" was fine. Perfect last words and response to thanos

that part was fine, it was him going “dununununununu dununu” afterwards that was a bit much

You can't "prove" that something like that is stupid in the first place you utter turbobrainlet. It's a subjective interpretation of the quality of the narrative. All that you could provide would be a convincing argument for the case, which, given that it's an argument about someone snapping their fingers in a children's movie, would be a waste of time to begin with, but in this specific case when the person the argument would be written for is you (a complete and utter faggot), actually taking the time to attempt to convince you of such a pointles and menial and (again) obviously silly detail would be a bigger waste of time than even the almost non-existent efforts your parents put into making sure you didn't turn out the uncomparably fucking stupid oxygen-theif faggot you are today. Kill yourself.

i am become sneed, destroyer of threads

“This is the part where we boogie”

Ofcourse, the traditional retard splerg out. Do us all a favor and go back tp reddit, before you embarase yourself furthermore

>Earth is for humans only, you space nigger.

>Ofcourse, the traditional retard splerg out. Do us all a favor and go back tp reddit, before you embarase yourself furthermore

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Fpbp as always

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>"I am snapping my fingers and making it so that all of your forces are disintegrated, and so that I'm not killed by doing this, and also sending all these gems back to their respective timelines."

>Would've been the MCU's first F-Bomb
With the Fox acquisition, Deadpool is now MCU

>WHY COULD TONY CREATE AN INFINITY GAUNTLET SO EASILY WHEN THANOS HAD TO FIND AND COERCE A GIANT DWARF WHO CAN ONLY CRAFT ONE BY USING THE ENERGY OF A DYING STAR AND SHIT?
>WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE A GAUNTLET? IS THERE NO OTHER WAY TO USE THE INFINITY STONES?
>WHY CAN THE INFINITY STONES ONLY BE ACTIVATED AT ONCE BY CLICKING?
>WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST USE THE TIME-TRAVEL MACHINE TO GET ANOTHER TONY?
>WHY DID CAPTAIN AMERICA GO TO ANOTHER REALITY AND GROW OLD BUT SOMEHOW STAY IN THE SAME REALITY AS EVERYONE ELSE?

Guys. This is keeping me awake. Help.

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the captain america thing makes zero fucking sense
tony stark just figuring out time travel makes zero fucking sense
the time travel portion of the movie makes zero fucking sense
the fact that the movie's ending is triumphant makes zero fucking sense when in millions of other realities, these things didnt happen and thanos won
stranges line about realities and outcomes was fucking retarded to begin with and should've been cut out
its only purpose is to put it in perspective how formidable of a foe thanos is, but we know that already
its so fucking dumb

The guys at reddit are gonna love thhs

Also doesn't fat Thor have 2013 Thor's hammer now? Cap didn't take it back.

Not to mention is 2014 gamora just running around now?

Is Thor going to hunt down NoobMaster69 with the Asgardians of the Galaxy?

You forgot
>hey cap, go return dem infinite stones right when we took them
>btw stones are in their "gem" form so good luck finding another tesseract, staff and making thur's gf swallow the red one

like how the FUCK did evil nebula get the ship of thanos to present day
she had no pym particles
did she hack time itself?

>I am inevitable
>Fuck you Inevitable

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>"And now the other half. Reign free, Mother Nature!"

She had particles for her return journey. Gave them to Thanos, and I reckon Maw reverse engineered them.

Seething

REAL ass fucking philosophical/ethical question here:

What makes Thanos' snap victims more worthy of being revived than any of the other billions of people murdered by tyrannical warmongering dictators in the past? Why did they go to such an effort to literally travel through time to change the past and break reality to do so for Thanos' victims, but victims of other genocides throughout history they left dead?

Why was that line drawn? Why didn't they snap back everyone killed under Chairman Mao? Or Pol Pott? They had the power to restore literally every person ever unjustly killed in the history or the universe, so why did they decide that only those people who were snapped away deserved a second chance at life?

What about someone who got into a car accident and died because the driver of a vehicle in front of him on the highway was snapped away, does that guy get wished back on the MCU Dragon Balls? Why or why not? What about someone who died of cancer seconds before the blip happened?

Not to mention, when everyone is snapped back, we see they come back in the same spots they were in the latest Spider-Man, so what if someone or some thing was in that spot?

>Russos say there was no multiverse in Endgame because it would ruin the movie.
>Movie has a multiverse anyway because of the time-travel.

Huh...

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Far From Home deals with this where a bunch of students are all snapped back into the world and their siblings are now older than them and half the people they knew in school graduated years before and little kids are now their age.

> I'm you fuck Iron man

"OUATIH is the ultimate pleb filter"

>Not to mention, when everyone is snapped back, we see they come back in the same spots they were in the latest Spider-Man, so what if someone or some thing was in that spot?

Must be awkward for the folks who moved on with their lives and got new families.

Must be even worse for the folks who killed themselves because they were overwhelmed with grief.

And I... am... GOING THROUGH CHANGES

Shove it up your a- and just as he's about to say it he does the snap too.

This, if he'd just done a few seconds of pause it said "I am Iron Man" it would have been kino, but the huge pauses between every word kills it

Hi inevitable I'm dad

Agreed. It misses the whole point of why he snapped his fingers in the comics - theatrics.

He would look really cool if I didnt know he was a 5'3 manlet

No, it was to show that something happened in a limited medium like comics. In the movie it could have just been represented visually by the gauntlet glowing or something, but the snap was popular in the comics, so they stupidly used it in the movies.

>I AM INEVITABLE.
>You’re history.

I am finally become avengers!

Maybe a quick passing thought from Bruce or Tony would be enough to know that bringing back every human that ever died a bad death is a horrible idea? They just wanted to undo a mad alien's rampage.

>Why didn't captain pointless do this, she's invincible...

He 100% has the hammer when he goes back to the past. He’s standing on the portal thing wielding it. Pay attention.

Comics aren’t a limited medium. Movies have spent an entire century catching up to their visuals. Thanos uses the the gauntlet in a broad variety of ways during his battle with the heroes and cosmic beings in the comics. When he gets bored with BTFO-ing literally everybody, he smiles to himself and snaps half of life out of existence to illustrate how simple such a thing is to him now, not because he has to do it.

kek

>Avengers ENDGAME
They had one chance to say "checkmate" to that purple fucker and they blew it.

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Okay so why didn't a quick passing thought also let them know that bringing back billions and billions of living organisms five years after they died would also be a bad idea? What exactly is the difference? Just time?

It only became stupid when “the snap” became the defacto mechanism for using the stones. When he says in infinity war “all I have to do is snap my fingers” I initially took it as a figure of speech. But then he literally snaps at the end, which is fine, continuity and all. The dumb part is that you *have* to snap to use it. Why do the stones make you snap fingers? Aren’t there countless creatures in the universe without fingers? How do they activate the stones? It should have been more like dragonball desu. Just make a wish.

snibbety snab

"And I am Tony Stark"

Would have been a nice conclusion to his character imo, showing his development from the first movie where he declares himself Iron Man to now where he's acting not just as a super hero, but as a real person.

trips

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Your mother: Ashkenazi Jewish

I am iron man and by the way I'm including the jews in this snap

Wouldn’t snapping away those people also come with the risk of bringing back someone or preventing the death of someone who’s also destined to be a warlord.

"Now I have become The Avengers:Endgame™ by Disney"

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is this what autistic looks like?

Suck my fat one you cheap dime store hood

fuck no, keep this garbage here, where it belongs

>“my bad”

traps aren't gay

The whole point of thanks clicking his fingers was that despite all ths hard fought efforts of everyone fighting to stop Thanos, all he ever had to do was a simple click of the fingers. The click of the fingers isn't a trigger for the stones to work it's just a way of showing how easy it is to destroy half the universe with all the stones.

I'll repeat that line for you: The click of the fingers isn't a trigger.

My dude, you're coming off like a total spaz right now, please stop

"Sneed... feed and seed........ Formerly Chuck's"
*SNAP

>this franchise is a joke

>click
>clicking
Clickity clack go back to school ESL nigger.

"Oh"
*snap*

Thanos before he gets dusted: "I don't get it"

"Have sex"

based

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Fuck you niggers. I spent nearly an hour coming up with this and not even a single nice or lol you're worst than reddit now. Fucking assholes.

Never grow up kids the world was meant for your late 40s love of fictional characters

>And now, after all these years, the Avengers: Endgame is finished.

Fix'd

"Why didn't any of you god mode female cunts use the glove when you had it already? It wouldn't kill you since you're made from gems. I die because contracts."

I took it as a sort of "fuck you" to Thanos. Like 'You snapped my friends out of existence, so I'm going to snap you out of existence' sort of thing. Hulk snapping everyone back to life was pretty stupid though.

Fuck avatar

I like it

>be Iron Man
>play AC/DC
why

the first movie got it right, they should have had Iron Man play again. The lyrics fucking mention time travel.

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I'M DONE HERE

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kek

fuck n

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they WILL remember me but they'll never know you.

“Pepper is pregnant with Rhodey’s child”

Stark Industries is guilty of war crimes

Who knows how the future sight works. Is he disembodied observer of (all possible futures (most likely version)) the future, can he only see his own (and thus randomly noticed he died then respawned), can he go anywhere/anytime, just how far can he go?

Prick can undo events, could have just unwound, frozen time, dragged Pratt to the side for a second to let him cool his head, then just portal cut thanos to pieces and ended it all. Like, the outcome of endgame is that Pratt still looses his girlfriend, she's dead, the green cunt that teamswaps in this movie doesn't fucking know Pratt or their relationship.

As you can see by the retardation of this thread, there was no better "fuck you" line and "I am Iron Man" was a fine finish but people just want to complain for the sake of complaining.

It always comes down to how a movie pulls off the flavour of its language. For example:

>Thanos: "I am inevitable."
>Tony: "Yeah? Well I'm Iron Man."

That small change would have improved the scene greatly.

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who was that little girl that joe russo had his arms around in the extras?

Sneed

he didn't travel in time though he just observed the different timelines kind of like how they astral project all the time.

SMOKE WEED... EVERY DAY!

youtube.com/watch?v=tefTlpSLyuA

>I am Iron-Man
>*snaps*
>Doesn't change into iron
I turned 360 degrees and walked out

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Iron Man's an engineer, he's imitating what worked for Thanos. No reason to take a chance and fuck it up, he has no way of knowing that snapping isn't how the gems are activated.

oh because Yea Forums totally has intellectual discussion and content eh kiddie diddler?

>THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER

>im making myself immune to radiation or whatever the fuck it is that kills you when you use this stupid glove

>I'm gay

>I confess, I did rape those little kids in the 80s

"I am Irony, Man."

>he says on the pedo capital of 4channel

>despite making up only 13 percent of the population.....

>How do they activate the stones?
They built an infinity tentacle glove

There's absolutely no reason for him to snap.

STOPS EVERYTHING

PULLS UP FBI STATISTICS

*AHEM*

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the finger snap is petty thinking, it's a signalling action for the audiences sake. the idea is whoever has the stones has ultimate power, but thanos was special because he could wield them without dying.

All they have to do is think about what they want.
Also, this is supposed to be the most powerful item in the universe that can literally do anything, even fuck with the laws of physics and the dead and shit, and they are using it to turn people into nesquik?

>After all these years, I have finally become...the Iron Man

>I am...the man of iron

Hitler did nothing wrong

Fpbp

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>defends capeshit
>calls others reddit
lmao

oh no noo nooo look at his fucking shoes!!!!

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Even moreso when you consider that the "snap" sound is actually made when your finger hits your palm, not when your two fingers slide off each other.

>turns directly towards the audience
>“Fuck you, manbabies. Get a real hobby. Quit buying meaningless plastic shit and obsessing over childish banalities. I’m Robert Downey Jr and I’m only here for the paycheck. Fuck you.”

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And he was a good friend

Why didn't tony use the stones to make his body able to use the stones

THIS WAS LITERALLY WHAT RDJ DID AT THE END OF KISS KISS BANG BANG

FUCKING DESPICABLE MOVIE GOD I HATE SHANE BLACK THAT SNARKY FAGGOT

Nice fuckin gauntlet!
>Honk honk

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Meh, this isn't as funny as it used to be

because tony is human and humans have limitations. the movie went out of its way to explain why time travel would destroy more than it creates and why the stones were dangerous to mortals, but somehow you retards are unable to grasp a kids movie based on comics from the 90s?

>My name is Isaac Schrader and you can go fuck yourself.

Based avgn poster

>OH GOD MY HAND! MY FUCKING HAND OH GOD THIS WAS A MISTAKE!

>WHY DID CAPTAIN AMERICA GO TO ANOTHER REALITY AND GROW OLD BUT SOMEHOW STAY IN THE SAME REALITY AS EVERYONE ELSE?
>the captain america thing makes zero fucking sense

He went to another reality, lived his life until Peggy passed away, and then came back to his original reality like he was originally intending to do.

Ya'll niggas not very bright.

“I guess we really are the Avengers after all.”

Hulk unclicked everyone. Iron Man made all the baddies go away.

>I hope Strange didn't feed me bullshit

>. Is he disembodied observer of (all possible futures (most likely version)) the future, can he only see his own (and thus randomly noticed he died then respawned),
Tilda Swinton could only see the future until she died so I assumed this was what Strange was checking on Titan.
>am dead
>am dead
>am dead
>am dead am back
>am dead
>am... hold on a sec, what configuration of events led to me respawning?
>oh ok let's mark this up for suitable timelines
>am dead
>am dead
>am dead
>am DAMMITSTARKDONTBREAKMYCONCENTRATION

Please don’t shit up Yea Forums even more

I'd not have him say a line I'd have found way to play an ACDC song like shoot to thrill instead

maybe have ironman just blow all his ammunition at once because we've never seen him go all out like that, and then have the nano glove transfer the the stones to his suit in the smokescreen

>>am DAMMITSTARKDONTBREAKMYCONCENTRATION
>next one would have been happy ending for everyone

>fly you fools!

"I am.. no man."

Thanos can just come back tho. Dusting isn't death, it's just a pause

Quite possibly, but Tony got impatient and we had to make due.

for dramatic effect

>I am inevitable!
>I *raises Iron paw* don't have them
>camera pans around to Nebula
>*Snap*
>Thanos sits down reflective looks up and smiles at his daughter

Wow I just fixed your shit movie. I'm kinda based

underrated?

kek

The fuck? Do you not have the ability to snap without smacking your palm? I'm doing it right now.

>why you kill me dog, Jack?

nice

Jesus you tore that nigger a new asshole.

I'm about to end this man's whole career

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>"I'm taking the jews with me"

That ain't falco

"My pronouns are they/them."

Here comes the holocast

A dad joke

"I am inevitable"

"And now you're dead"

We truly are The Endgame.

"My turn"

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and? pedophobe?

This. Also it was just a visual clue.

clap clap clap your hands!

Logic and Reason FTW you purple Space CHRISTIAN!

>I'm Fuck Iron You Man

I guess it works.

Snabbety snab :DDD

>Thanos check out this 7.

>"Clean it up, Janny!"

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G U S I C

I'll never understand the point of shopping his ridiculous shoes into more ridiculous forms. They're more laughable in their original form, if anything the shops just make it look more like a made-up meme and helps him.

>and then came back to his original reality like he was originally intending to do.
Then how come he didn't arrive back at the platform like every other time they came back to their own time? All they had to do was have him return an old man, have a quick gag where Hulk thinks he's fucked something up again, and then he says it all went to plan. What was even the fucking point of the platform if he can turn up anywhere? They fucked up.

"im based"

that was just an excuse made after the fact and never mentioned or hinted at inthe movie itself. aka damage control

>Strange didn’t see the gazillion futures where they won but he died and stayed dead

this one is great

Haven't seen the movie but I heard he just passes out and dies. Would've been better if he was dusted away.

>YOU... ARE... A BIG GUY

just turn your brain off, goy

The line is fine, they should have just changed his voice to the intro of the Black Sabbath song and just blasted it as the universe is corrected. DUN... DUN...DUN DUN DUN...

>fatty Thor can't 1HKO Thanos like he did in IW
Bullshit

No it isn't. Old movies dont get retroactively added to the canon. While Deadpool movies will continue to be made they will likely remain as their own thing under some yet to be determined label.