>his family gets persecuted by the jewish SEC
>self-made millionaire
>respectable professional poker player
>ex Navy SEAL
>ex policeman
>millions of followers on social media
>manages to escape Mexican cartel ambush while he was partying in Cancun on his own
>manages to shoot down the Las Vegas shooter from a half mile distance after a cop gives him a handgun
Who will play Dan Bilzerian in the inevitable biopic?
Seriously though why didn't the cop give him a gun he could have ended it with one shot.
>self-made millionaire
Is self-made means been given millions by his tax-evading dad, then yeah.
something about his physique is very disturbing there
Didnt complete BUDs lmao
He was your typical doughnut-addicted midwest cop that barely passed junior high but yet managed to somehow get a job as a cop.
>pays money to be an extra in movies
>sculpts his beard to make his jaw look stronger
>pays for sex
YAWN, you sound like a pussy ass beta "male", just shut up and go back to your queer videogames, pansy.
His dad fucked over corporate kikes not innocent people. If anything you faggot should be thanking him for fucking over the kikes.
>ex navy seal
Guy didnt even graduate and got dropped for not knowing how to fire a gun properly
LOL
every man pays for sex
such are the times
Isnt he really short?
>pays for sex
so?
Surgically implanted “abs”
Gross fake teeth.
Long beard to hide genetic no chin
Money cant buy you class.
>manages to shoot down the Las Vegas shooter from a half mile distance after a cop gives him a handgun
Wait what? Didn't the Las Vegas shooter off himself?
>self-made millionaire
trust fund baby
>self-made millionaire
No, you're not, Dan. Without daddy's money you would be a nobody.
What a faggot.
It gets you sex with hot women though. You should consider it as the only option for you to lost that virginity.
>armenian
Of course. Who better to fuck over other people and pretend to have achieved anything
Why do normies like boats so much?
>is 4ft tall
>looks like a fucking gnome
why are armenians so good at being 100% fake asses that are full of shit?
Hes a literal kike with a nose the size of a meat hook you retarded cuckold
The Young Turks did nothing wrong.
Seriously. They're like double jews.
his thighs?
>self-made millionaire
Wasn't his dad a corporate takeover specialist?
jesus chillout you defense force faggot, does that change anything about that anons post? Nah it doesn't you mad fag
>jewish SEC
the SEC literally takes on jews...
He looks like a jewish numale attempting to looksmaxx himself into gigachad through purely artificial means. I think he'd actually look significantly less ugly clean-shaven, with semi-rotted teeth and a gut. He'd at least look human then.
Hope never. I hate this ugly manlet.