Where have all the Jannies gone

Where have all the Jannies gone
And where are all the mods?
Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the sneeding chucks?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I'm browsing Yea Forums
And I dream of what I need
I NEED A JANNIE
I'm holding out for a JANNIE 'til the end of the night
He gotta be cute
And he's gotta be based
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I NEED A JANNIE
I'm holding out for a JANNIE 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life!
Larger than life
Somewhere after midnight
In my favorite board Yea Forums
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There's someone reaching back for me
Chasing down the chuckster and banning all the sneed
It's gonna take a dantheman to sweep me off my feet
I NEED A JANNIE
I'm holding out for a JANNIE 'til the end of the night
He gotta be cute
And he's gotta be based
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I NEED A JANNIE
I'm holding out for a JANNIE 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life
I NEED A JANNIE
I'm holding out for a JANNIE 'til the end of the night
Up where the Bateman meet the doubles above
Out where the planecrash splits the C(ia)
I could swear there is someone, somewhere
Watching me
Through the BANE, and the tux, and the cunnie
And the /pol/, and the pepe
I can feel his approach like a fire in my blood
I NEED A JANNIE
I'm holding out for a JANNIE 'til the end of the night
He gotta be cute and he's gotta be based
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I NEED A JANNIE
I'm holding out for a JANNIE 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life
I NEED A JANNIE
I'm holding out for a JANNIE 'til the end of the night
He gotta be cute and he's gotta be based
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I NEED A JANNIE

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short circuit 2 was based
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WELL WHAT CAN A POOR BOY DO

CEPT SLANG THOSE TWO WEEK BANS

Well hes certainly larger than life!

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>And he's gotta be based
>And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
>He's gotta be sure
>he
ITS SHE YOU ABSOLUTE TRANSPHOBIC BIGOT REEEEEEE

>Assuming xhir is binary

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MORE HEAT LESS FOAM

This but unironically

I don't care what anyone says, Fisher Stevens was funny as hell as Ben in both movies

>Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?

but his ass it would get burned

based

S N EE D

Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey
Ooh, the more I get of you, the stranger it feels, yeah
Now that your rose is in bloom
A light hits the gloom on the grey
I've been kissed by a rose on the grey
I've been kissed by a rose on the grey
And if I should fall, will it all go away?
I've been kissed by a rose on the grey
4 the jannies, you do it for free, but you also brother 4 we all here 4 ever
Yes I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey
Ooh, the more I get of you stranger it feels, yeah
And now that your rose is in bloom
A light hits the gloom on the grey

Give it to me straight, do they actually do it for free when the site makes a ton of money?

basse

Yes.

Yes and no. Most of the cash is made from chinkmoot letting corporations datamine this place. For big releases Disney gives him a few hundred and the unpaid mods have to make stickied capeshit threads and enforce the "no spoilers" rule.

FOR FREE

Janny here, I love you too op

fuck off cunt

Imagine working.... For no pay