I finally had sex lads

I finally had sex lads

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I hope he was gentle

Nice one. I look forward to your well thought out posts and opinions regarding movies and politics in the coming days.

My man

prove it

Sex AND dubs? Save some pussy for the rest of us.

Did he give himself an enema before you put it in his ass?

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Have sex

How long did it take for the guy to cum? Hehehehe

Have more sex

umm sweetie, dilate

stop lying on the internet user

you gotta explain because people won't believe it: what positions, made her cum, you came, anal or no, creampie, cuckold, cuckquean, what?

Had sex?

you’re forever banned from /r9k/ and /pol/

haves sneed

What did it feel like?? Was it the greatest feeling of pleasure ever and do you finally feel like a true man and not some incel manchild failure?

have sex is literally what will cause civilization to collapse, have children retard

I worked in a brothel yesterday and I realized that my sex drive is literally dying off. I had hot, available women in skimpy clothes around me for an entire night and it did nothing for me. And most of them were really nice, too! I literally tried to get an erection looking at them but I couldn't. It was distressing. Is this a sign I've been a virgin for so long I'm actually starting to develop these wizard powers everyone is talking about?

you're gay

No. Men are an aestethically worthless gender. At least I enjoy looking at female bodies.

I havent had sex in 1 month...

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How big was his dick?

Big ups for this totally on-topic post mods. Maybe ask for a raise or vacation based on the top- notch work you're doing.

I'm gay btw. Not sure if that matters

shit user, I haven't had sex in 1 minute. I think this might be it fo me :(

we know. everyone knows. do you want a medal or something? you think being a fag will make men want to fuck you? Nah nah nigger, you ugly as shit and should def kill yourself.

did they feel like bags of sand?

>tfw I only managed to score a 7/10 last night
It's getting dark bros.

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you'll make it brah, have some faith

how does gay sex feels like as the receiving end? asking for a nakama

Dubs and everyone in this thread gets laid before new year.

I haven't had sex yet OP

thats a fucking lie man. L I T E R A L L Y everyone has had sex. Even fucking retards fuck! whats your excuse?

I bet your pooppy hole is ravaged

I am gonna make a (wo)man out of you mate.

ugly girls dont count

Incels are finished.

It's about fucking time. why hasn't the government made being an incel illegal past the age of 18? I say that we just straight up kill them! shoot them into the sun #killuglywhitemenincels

I STRUCK OUT SO FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

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what does sex feel like bros

penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis

Have sex

like a warm apple pie ;)

Sex?

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sex

HOW LONG DID IT TAKE DA GUY TA CUM?

>have gf
>she doesnt like sex anymore

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>tfw I haven't had sex with anyone but my girlfriend in the last 3 months
Have I lost it, lads?