Don't do it

Fuck i really want to kill myself but this would be my parents, I'm in for the long haul i guess.

I would if I could see their grief that I didn't turn out to be the millionaire son they neglected all his childhood and could manipulate and take money from when he becomes rich
sadly I wouldn't see their reactions so it's pointless

>want to kill myself but this would be my parents
this is the cringiest shit i always read in these threads
you will be dead, it won't matter

Ambulances are for the living, not for the dead.

They will still have to experience that you moron

If you're not autistic or a psychopath you are capable of feeling empathy.

I wipe my ass with your abloo feels

based

This

Bunch of weak faggots

if you were a horrible parent this is what happens to you
you reap what you sow

Ok, so what do they put dead people in after 911 is called, huh. I'll sit here. I'll wait all fucking night. As long as this thread is up, I will sit right fucking here waiting for that god damn (you) from you, user to TELL ME what the fuck they put a corpse into after they call 911. As long as you fucking want dude, I'll be right here for you until that 404.

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Cringe and faggotpilled

Based and straightpilled

never even met my dad so i wish he loved me just so hed be destroyed if i killed myself

I honestly can't imagine what it's like to never have sex

I've devised a perfect way to do this. All you have to do is insure your body is never found and your parents will be okay. Satisfied with the hope that you are still out there somewhere. My plan is I would rent a boat then sail to deep ocean. Tie an anchor to my leg and hold it over the edge. Then I would shoot myself in the head and be pulled into the depths. They'd find the boat but they would never know what happened to me. I think it's a perfect plan.

I'll be your dad, user.

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>faggot
Why the homophobia?

the kid next door to me blew his brains out with his grandfather's revolver and they took him in an ambulance.

Why not set fire to the boat so that they'd never find it either?

>body falls into the boat

>fish eat your leg off
>body floats to the surface
>washes up on shore a few days later

They still take dead people to the hospital in ambulances because a doctor at the hospital has to declare them dead, even if it's obvious they are dead. It also might be comforting to the dead person's loved ones knowing that everything possible was done to try to save them instead of an ambulance pulling up, saying "lmao he's fucking dead, later niggers" and driving off.

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I tried to kill myself, wound up in hospital and my dad didn't even visit me.

They’d find a boat without an anchor, blood splatter and possibly also gunpowder residue if they cared to look hard enough. Not exactly inconspicuous.

He doesn't visit losers. When you succeed at something for once, then he'll show up to your grave.

Might be a good idea if I go through with it. I want it to make it looked like I disappeared. I'll think about that. I want them to think that maybe I'm still alive. If they never find the boat, it may be less plausible. I guess I didnt really think this through. I'm trying my best here. There is a reason I'm gonna commit suicide.

Why should I be forced to live a life I didn't consent to being born into just to appease the ones who cursed me with this "gift" of life?

Ok, I don't really care. You could just as well walk into the woods naked and blow your brains out, and animals would do the job faster than you sinking would.

I knew id get a reply like this.
I actually had a good job and assets, but did it because I caught my ex cheating on me and I was drunk.

because you gotta earn and lick the boots of your overlords until your body craps out

Kill yourself and make it look like a closed room murder. Would be kino.

Ok, still lost though. lmao one job and he couldn't manage.

don't Dew it

Tfw this is my plan too

Just do it

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Does your dad hate you? What method did you use?

Is your Ex single? Where she at?

This is why /r9k/ is so shit. all you fuckers are dead

How does it feel to know your dad's name?

This is where it gets wonky; He'd need to ensconce himself in a chicken-wire mesh. Like a sleeping back made of metal.

Basically for this plan to work he'll need to drown.

How do I break the fear of killing myself, lads?

so you're saying suicide is actually a really good way to get back at your parents?

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Anyone else know they're too cowardly to an hero and are terrified of life because of it?
No matter how shit it gets to the point of being unable to function in society I'll still be a little spineless bitch who won't end it and things will just keep getting worse

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Dead full of lead,
brains spread out all up on the bed
mother fuckers see me out fed up as he said
dad, ma, homies, haters too all full dread
Not another second of my life finna fed

>all you fuckers are dead
what did he mean by this?

I saw this on Columbo too

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Either your mom is the problem or the dad is
Either or you come from shit stock

i live alone. no one would even notice until it began to smell

Accept Jesus, anons, he will wipe every tear

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He hates everyone and is lazy. Took about 100 aspirins and all my blood pressure medication. Woke up fitting and was rushed to hospital. Fucked my kidneys.

The real thing is better.
youtube.com/watch?v=piQ2-mNeTZM

This movie was fucking off it, mate.

Yeah shit like that rarely works. Are your kidneys ermanently damaged?

Patrice O'Neal had a bit about how terrible it was to be depressed but not suicidal

>tfw you think you're suicidal and fall for the "dude yolo just go crazy" meme and now you have an actual reason to be suicidal

>Took about 100 aspirins and all my blood pressure medication
are you a woman?

>turn 25 on Monday
not if I can help it

Watching the entire video of this was pretty messed up, eventually his mom comes to check on him and just doesn't stop screaming and crying until the police get there and get her out of the house.

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>killing yourself because of a roastie

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>letting some middle eastern man wipe your face
No thanks user

Just live out of spite, user.

Don't ever have children, Yea Forums.

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Sauce

Shame, such a pretty little girl too

how new are you

Seeing the blood pooled along her spine is what got me. That poor guy.

wooooow really? fucking really? like, I can't even!? what are you, a pedo? oh my g_d I bet you jack off to little russian girls doing ballet. I bet you like looking at the aliexpress little girls underwear section! whaT a fucing monster

I watched this webm for the first time like 2 years ago and I read up on the story. There's a website that the mother created shortly after this little girl got diagnosed with an extremely rare case of cancer of the brainstem. The website is just a series of blog posts the mother made about taking her to treatment and how she decided she should attend school despite having an uncurable, deadly form of cancer that would assuredly kill her before the year even ended.

I don't know why I read through the entire thing, morbid curiosity I guess? Or maybe just looking for a reason to get depressed

Apparently new enough to not recognize this.

Fuckin government kikes trying to force me to look for jobs when I can't even leave my house, annoying waiting lists to see psychs, won't give me proper meds like klonopin, adderall and Xanax anyway so waste of time

I hate how society pretends that mental illness is a big deal but in the end don't really give a shit

God that's tragic

Hide yourself in a forest and cover yourself with soil. Then pull the trigger. Your body will never be discovered.

>He thinks blood pressure medication in huge amounts wont stop your heart.
My blood pressure in the ambulance was so low they had to give me adrenalin. I wish I had die so i wouldn't have to deal with faggots like you.

could you like stop with your antisemitism? I am offended

>boo hoo I want to kill myself

Why not go out in a blaze of glory and shoot up a school/mall?

today is my 26th birthday

Second time's the charm, baby.

>Child dead
>I know. Im going to film her body being taken out so my friends online can give me likes

WTF is wrong with people.

this but without cringe irony

So you are a woman?

the mother decided to film the scene of taking her body away because she thought it would help raise awareness and funding for this extremely rare form of cancer. A lot of people might criticize her for doing that but I for one can't blame her, the whole situation is almost unspeakably tragic

What might be the cause of death

>going to be 27 in 4 months
this has gone on long enough

all over the tarp

Are you a faggot?

yeah i'm probably going to end up homeless and having to suck peoples dicks just to get by

>TFW no gf
Good one less incel in this world.

>decided she should attend school despite having an uncurable, deadly form of cancer that would assuredly kill her before the year even ended.

>Mom can we go to Disneyland or go to the park to spend time together before I die?

>No way, I'm not taking care of you all day long
>YOU'RE not the one with a big meeting next month
>Now get ready for school so you can go make everyone sad

>not somehow masterminding a scenario where you endanger unknowing innocent lives so you can sacrifice your life saving them and passing on as a legendary hero to the public eyes for several decades until someone finally discovers the truth and dismantles your legacy of lies

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why would you film your husband taking out the corpse of your daughter?

lots of kids like going to school and being normal

it was a rhetorical question, ya dummy. anyway, you'll find the sauce you're looking for at www.reddit.com

to post it on social media

Don't kill yourself. Kill your self.

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>not profiting off the death of your child with a guaranteed viral video
baka desu

They're for both. You don't get confirmed dead until a doctor sees you.

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for you

And the saddest part is the mother had probably planned for months to film that shit when the undertakers came to take her body away.
Social Media drove Western Women insane.

t. little faggot who ate 3 paracetamols, got drunk and was found hysterically screaming he had taken an overdose

>Skycorp webm
Fucking based.

Based and Buddhapilled

t. little faggot who rages about made up stories on a image board.

it's worse with the audio

youtu.be/PeHih9JURqo

>Television and Film

wtf I thought this movie was supposed to be a comedy

im not a psychopath

same, and I haven't seen my mom since I was 15. I'm not alive because of parents

>I want it to make it looked like I disappeared.
just go to some shithole country and kill yourself there nobody will know you and they dont have police or anything to investigate so youll just be declared missing

Yes you are

>forced
youre not, if you dont like it just kill yourself its that simple

god I wish that were me

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Fun fact tried killing myself some time ago I failed and my first thought was relief. Can’t speak for others but I think most people that kill themselves probably regret it while they die (unless it’s instant).

>Satisfied with the hope that you are still out there somewhere
>Satisfied

Lol

Not knowing is probably worse than knowing. Making it look like a murder is the only way

>an extremely rare case of cancer of the brainstem.

My aunty had that and she was gone in just 8 months. It grows extremely quickly and it can't be operated on without rendering the patient a vegetable. It had spread to about three new spots in her brain before she finally died. It's a horrible way to go out.

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Did you wet your pants?

Yeah, did you pee?

Fuck I wish guns were legal here

Yeah how did you know?

>That 1% that survive a shot gun to the head

Damn that would suck.

Pretty much everyone who has survived jumping off a bridge says the first thing that went through their head was regret.

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Too bad, nice young pizda)))

Just a feeling in the gut. Around the abdomen and general bladder area really.

Remember that they will find plenty of ways to embarrass you at your own funeral.

Black comedy.

>cut wrists
>6%
remembers kids, down the river, not across the stream

yeah no shit I'd regret surviving a suicide attempt too

enlightenpilled

How could they regret surviving during the fall?

They regret dying during the fall

kinos for this feel

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>not just getting more successful and fucking other women after casting her aside
men stay losing because of this shit. Fucking bitches win all over the world because men are cucked pussies mentally weak.

Damn, I didn't know Peter Steel went out like this.

>hanging is only 25.5 agony
How bad is it exactly?

Choke yourself and get back to me.

What's the time column for? The time it takes for your brain to die so you don't feel anything? How does it take 1.7 minutes to die from a shotgun to the head then?

If done right, the initial drop should break the neck.

the chad Set Fire to Self vs the virgin Overdose illegal drugs

sorry senpai I am at the end of my ropes. I hate my family, I hate my job, the few friends I cared about are already gone or dead. I don't see a better future and haven't for quite some time.
I will make sure to do it live on r9k.

Jesus Christ, imagine being alive for 2 minutes with your brain splattered and mangled.

based autistic idiot

My dad killed him self in a drug fueled vehicular accident when I was 6.

mass shooters are 100% faggots
faggot

god damn man
I look myself in the mirror and I hate my fucking guts, and everything feels dull and grey, every single fucking day of my life
I'll never fucking off myself while my parents are still alive

fuck that shit

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gotta call out the bullshit wherever you find it

Don't worry, average Yea Forums poster reading this.

Your parents probably wouldn't be sad at all if you killed yourself, so no need to worry.

My mom would be devastated

My mom would definitely kill herself if I killed myself.

How about surviving a jump from height or setting yourself on fire?

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>fake your death
>move across the world
>snoop on them occasionally to see if they cared
>????
>profit

I reached out for her hand but then I realized it was just a drawing

My mom was on a call with her friend when her friend found her son’s body. The call was on speakerphone and I can still remember every scream perfectly, and that was 15 years ago. Don’t kill yourselves bros. Do it for me.

how are you going to acquire a boat without a form of id

What possesses someone to make such an idiotic post?

you sick son of a bitch

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Based post

based ending though, genuinely felt good for him

>Suicide attempt
>Failing at it
>Regret
Fucking really?? Gosh,I wonder why

holy shit wow that was crazy

they probably didnt even tell her. just let her die thinking she was normal.

The one that really stuck with me was the girl who hung herself outside around dusk and it's getting darker and darker and you can hear her mom in the background calling to her that dinner was ready. A dinner her daughter would never eat.

Clearly the regret is during the fall, brainlet

>le incel feels thread on Yea Forums
don't you retards ever get tired of filling out entire threads with whining like this?
and why in this board in particular?
you do this every day. this is unironically a raid if I've ever seen one. fuck off to /r9k/ or whatever. I'm sick of you

Kill yourself and find out

Where does on acquire cyanide capsules

Nah

seething

You can make it yourself. Breaking Bad even taught you how you can do it yourself.

This gif made me sad :(

I think them having you missing would be worse.
Tfw my dad found me trying to hang myself

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Is this the script for the Phoenix movie? Sounds pretty kino desu

Thanks. This was bothering me since it wasn't included.

When I was working for the city during high school we went to cut down a tree behind some guy's house and found him hanging from it. We called the police and they called the family who came racing home. The police questioned us while I could hear the family wailing and screaming.

Almost the whole time I was just chilling out playing Chrono Trigger on my old DS. I guess I was supposed to be sad or upset about it but I was actually more pissed off than anything because our whole work day got pushed behind schedule.

kek

>Tfw both parents dead
Is God real?

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This if you really wanted to go out in a blaze of glory then go shoot up a Cartel operation or ISIS Camp.

thanks I'll try to wait until she's gone to do it

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>this unironically gave me feels

I've fantasised about how everyone would react if I killed myself, but it's never something I would do despite how miserable and lonely I am.

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Here's a better idea. Go buy get a thousand bucks and a shotgun. Go into the woods and dig a hole. Place the thousand dollars beside the hole then kill yourself in it with the shogun. Leave a note saying he could have the money if he shovels dirt into the hole on top of your body

Sometimes the only thing keeping me alive is my own arrogance and pride against death.

What if he takes the money and doesn't shovel dirt on top of your body?

DON'T DO IT, DON'T DON'T DO IT.

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anime girls wil lalways love you

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you shouldnt fill peoples heads with this kind of shit man it will just make it worse for them

Its really wierd being around fucked up events that you don't care about, while everyone else is freaking out around you
There was a sleepover at my friends house, it was me, him, and another friend of ours, 3 of us just chilling out and playing Goldeneye
Suddenly theres screaming and crashing from downstairs. His dad hit his mom, then his mom started screaming and throwing shit at him.
Then he went down and started yelling, then his sister was screaming, more shit got thrown around, and then a cop showed up

Meanwhile, me and my other friend just kinda looked at each other and kept on playing videogames

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LET ME TELL YOU BUDDY

you haunt his ass retard

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This, but get them involved in a family murder mystery first, then leave when you think they're almost all dead.

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Coroner's van. I've never seen them put a dead person (that's been confirmed at the scene) in an ambulance either. Both California and Nashville.

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I can masturbate to this

Jason?

Steve?

>Chrono Trigger DS

Based

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I am!

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What Tarrant should've done

>woman betrays you
>try to kill yourself instead of her
Lmfao pathetic cuck.
If my future wife cheated on me I'd fuckin' slaughter her and the guy and do the time for it, kek.

>ISIS Camp.
He did though

>climate warming causes oceans to shrivel up exposing your skeleton dressed like a sailor waiting for your family to identify
Fucking checkmate

Nope

>future wife

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The asshole kid from Blake's 7?

>implying i will kill myself in my own home
you fucking retard

but the parents would just be acting like egotistical fucks, same as you. Vanity brought you into this world, vanity will see you out, user.

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being raised by a mentally ill single mother turbo black pilled me from like age 10. I never stood a chance

Fucking retard. I would 100x rather find a dead family member than wonder where they are for the rest of my life. What a stupid and shitty idea. KYS fag.

Based, chad gets in there then she offs herself to ensure no betas ever get near her.

Why? What if they're out in the world have a grand adventure? Maybe they're not dead after all. You don't know, and that's what makes it easier for the family to deal with, they won't know that I'm really dead, and they'll have hope that I'm alive somewhere, but really I'm dead. Isn't that what they call ignorance is bliss?

I had a colleague who hung himself in the attic. His six year old son found him. Maybe as an adult, it's easier to know. But that kid is fucked up for life.

True, I probably won't marry her. She's been saying she wants to for about 6 months and will probably grow impatient and leave before I want to.
Also, we told each other we'd murder the other one if I/she cheated. So it's sort of an anti-cheating pact. I don't know if she's serious but I definitely am. And if we do marry she'll probably find that out since 95% of roasties cheat nowadays.

That one r9k fag that streamed himself shooting himself with his mom running in screaming in horror made me sick not his bloody chunks hitting the blue tarp.

Only if your parents care about you which im betting yours dont

This is autism. They'll know you're in trouble and probably dead but with no idea what. It would honestly be easier on their mental well being if you just shotgunned yourself during dinner in front of them. Ffs get on some antidepressants and set about changing your life. You only get one and it ends fucking quickly anyway, if you fuck it all up you die like everyone at 80/90, but don't darken your family's world forever by disappearing of killing yourself.

By the melodrama you're probably some tranny or paedo, even then someone loves you and your life can be different.

because now they're wondering if you're dead , and if you're alive what they did so horribly wrong that you would cut them out of your life forever.
its called closure and they never get it, they just get to spend the rest of their lives thinking something horrible happened to you or that they were abandoned.

How selfish can you be as a father? Maybe if you're truely depressed you forget about the people around you. I can't understand why he didn't do it elsewhere. He put his own unhappyness above his children. And he fucked him up. I'll never understand. Maybe it is the chemicals in the brain and he didn't realise this possible outcome.

Because people would rather have closure. If my brother went missing all of a sudden, I wouldn't be thinking about how he's maybe on a wild adventure, I'd be thinking how he could be someones rape slave for the next 40 years, or being tortured slowly to death, or used for experimentation purposes, or any other myriad of horrible experiences.

Narcissism that largely started in the boomer generation.

>He put his own unhappyness above his children.
>I'll never understand.
but you do understand, user.

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the kino levels of this gif are extraordinary high. no plot stretching, no pointless filler, straight to the point, emotional and good show of emotions, it doesn't have sound which makes it even more kino.
that gif is better than most of the so called triple a budget movies that came out this year. especially garbagevengers.

He's right you know. What are you disagreeing with? Instead of posting a stupid frog?

>mfw my dad was a piece of shit and all i've ever wanted was a father in my life
I guess i have pissing on his grave to look forward to.

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literally me in about 2 years

Love for your children isn't some unconditional meme user. Life's not a Christmas film.
That said it should show you how fucked depressed people can get that they make such extreme choices.
Most people wouldn't think to hang themselves around their kids so something must have been fucked in his head.

>somebody actually filmed this and uploaded it to the internet
I think i'd honestly lose my shit and kill somebody if i had a child and saw someone with their fucking phone out or some shit recording this event.

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Well, let me put it this way - I had a cat who disappeared 15 years ago. My cousin who I was close with and grew up with died 2 years ago. After about 6 months, I felt closure with my cousin. I knew she was dead and not coming back. I knew her grave plot, I watched her get lowered into it. Case closed, no need to worry anymore.

But that cat, I still wonder and worry sometimes when I remember about her. Where did she go? What was she doing? Was someone abusing her? Did she get run over? Did a dog or chinaman eat her? Did she go to a shelter? If so, did she get adopted, or did she get euthanized? Endless questions and I will never know the answer. Of course I hope someone adopted and cared for her. But for my own sanity it would have been better if I just saw her get hit by a car. I would have gotten closure and not endlessly wondered and felt guilty that I wasn't doing more to find her. If she did die I'd like to have seen/known. Make sense?

Well that's a bit different. I don't know though. Is it easier to have a father who killed himself in front of you, or one who disappeared and you never knew his fate? I can't say. But if I had to choose, I'd actually go with the former.

I don't hope so, I'm betting a gun or an exit bag is a better way to go, possibly falling from a very, very high place while trying to land on your head. I wish I knew where to cop high-grade poison like secret agents got in the movies or that milf in der untergang.

It actually happens quite a bit. I know of like 3 different people who have failed suicide with a gun. One was just a misfire, one basically blew his face off and survived and the other one i guess missed all the important shit in his brain and now just looks like he had a stroke. I think the most effective method is the behind the ear, gun in the mouth is just asking for failure.

hope you feel better senpai

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Probably just shit people say while they are in therapy/recovery.

all poisons are incredibly painful and you do not instantly die like the movies make you think you do.

Strangulation sucks, honestly. I guess it can be rather short all things considered compared to other methods since eventually you black out but your body continues to writhe. Much worse if your instinct over comes your will to die and you try to fight it off and prolong it.

Hanging isn't meant to kill you via strangulation user.
If you're strangled than you've made a huge mistake.

add sedatives for the ultimate final solution?
shotgun through your mouth. And shotguns can be acquired even in yurop or elsewhere with otherwise heavy restrictions

Shotgun failures DO happen. That's the guy that blew his face off.

There is a reason cyanide is just beneath lighting yourself on fire in the top of the pain chart user.

Honestly most people will fail the neck break and just end up being strangled to death.

Shotgun in the mouths fail all the time, somehow the head gets jerked back while firing and you end up with a facial cleanse instead of a brain splatter.

How far do you have to fall to break your neck?

theres a fucking scientific formula to this on the internet from off some old british executioners guide
just google it

>And shotguns can be acquired even in yurop or elsewhere with otherwise heavy restrictions
maybe so, but if your records show you have any signs of mental health issues, wouldn't that make it nigh impossible to get one? (never mind a fucking loicence)

I think it's brave to take your own life

The real cowards are the ones who force you to live a life you don't want to live anymore

I’m just so tired. My gf gave me reason to live but I had to watch her deteriorate and die in hospital. She had so much more to live for than me. I just want all these horrible images out of my head forever.

youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo

I'm sorry for your loss.

My father is autistic and I found out through a diagnosis this year that he passed his condition down to me. I have so many cringeworthy memories of acting autistic as a child and teenager that I can't sleep at night. On top of that I'm fucking ugly in the face. I'm a disgusting genetic failure that should not exist, I want to kill myself but I can't because my mom still loves me and she would never recover if I died before her. Sometimes I wish my entire family would be wiped out by a sudden asteroid impact or something just so I could die guilt free.

Thanks for reading my blog, see you in the next off topic thread brahs.

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