I was blown away to find out that this asshole is still alive, and 100 and 2 years old. Like what in the flying fuck?
>was based as fuck in the underrated movie Ace in the Hole
That is all.
Kirk Douglas
Wyatt Hill
Colton Cooper
Chad never dies
Jack Kelly
>when you marry a rich old guy to get his money after he dies but then he never dies
Ethan Evans
What a handsome man. Wed all be so lucky
David Cox
Ace in the hole is good but everyone will agree he was best in Spartacus or Paths of Glory
Leo Cook
Is that not a corpse!?
Henry Peterson
why did you write out 100 and 2? what the fuck is wrong with you?
Eli Cook
I have a great grandma that’s as old as him but she’s in better shape. Just saw her the other day, me and my brother are her favorites because she used to watch us as kids when our parents had to work.
Kirk Douglas’ autism singlehandily ruined Spartacus. Could of been a masterpiece if he didn’t force Kubrick to have 100 different shots of him squinting and looking dramatically off in the distance
Charles Bailey
He looks like a fucking ghoul
Kayden Edwards
He's still living off the energy he absorbed from Natalie Wood.
Charles Phillips
>100 and 2
Ian Lewis
At 102 you'll look like a skeleton.
Robert Reed
Jews consume foreskin to live longer #FACT
Thomas Jones
He’s a terrible person and I hope that he was cursed with immortality and a constantly aging body. He should suffer.
Samuel Edwards
I’ll look much better than the old faggot
Nathaniel Gomez
I can't imagine Spartacus being portrayed differently then he was. They obviously want a strong stoic hero and Kirk Douglas is a charismatic star who would fit that bill.
Joshua Foster
Don't worry, his wife is still alive and still waiting. Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones keep the old Douglases out in their garage where they can't hurt themselves or break anything.
Isaac Ward
Human should have died when they past 90 year old. Living after that is like a curse.
Brayden Bailey
disgusting old fuck.....my grandpa is 104 years old and looks better than him. he still exercises regularly and could kick his ass. he's a fucking actor. NO EXCUSE FOR THIS TYPE OF BEHAVIOR. no fucking excuse...
Chase Thompson
he's powered by rape
Oliver Watson
Doris Day literally died this year
her son lived a full life (and incidentally was the unintentional cause of the murder of Sharon Tate and her housemates) and died in 1993. She lived 26 years longer than that, goddamn she was fucking old