Who would win in a fight between Rogan and Rocky II era Stallone

Who would win in a fight between Rogan and Rocky II era Stallone.

Comedian / media personality who larps as an MMA fighter vs actor who larps as a boxer

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why is rogan built like that

It's a typical manlet fighter build. Core muscles are most important so they get more attention than arms and traps.

Because he's nearly 60 and injects himself daily with the testosterone levels of man in his late teens

Joe Rogan OBVIOUSLY.
Being a black belt in Jiu-Jitsu is no joke, especially when fighting an actor who weighs less and maybe has some stand-up training.

What a stupid fucking question, OP.
Do some research.

Gay on the left is gay

Rogan. He'd just throw a leg kick out of the gate and that would be it. Rogan actually did compete in kickboxing and while he isn't world class he knows how to fight.

Personally I'd put my money on the Son of The Mask

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Why in the mask did it make him bald when he wore it but in the sequel it had hair?

He and the mask are starting to accept each other, like Naruto and Kurama or Ryuku and Senketsu. It's a common trope.

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Easily Joe
Ground game > Stand up

Unlike you, Rogan actually fought for real

Joe has a background in a more diverse range of striking along with extremely high level grappling
He'd mog Rocky

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Is it a boxing only match like Conor v Floyd? Or an MMA fight?

Okay, Rogaine vs Dolph Lundgren? Dolph has competitively fought at least once and has absolute gigachad stats and proportions.

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Joe Rogan would tear Stallone and OP to shreds

Rocky could just mention chimps and Rogan would be too distracted to defend himself.

Rogan

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He's taken literal gallons of semen up the ass.

For the protein, yeah. Doesn't make him gay.

Even modern day Stallone would beat that manlet. Rogan is a fag.

Stallone is a manlet too user.

Prime Dolph wins. The reach and height advantage is too much. Plus if I recall Stallone had him hit him for real in Rocky 4 and it resulted in Stallone being hospitalized.

Still Rogan. Watch first few UFCs if you want to know how hard grapplers shit on pure strikers.

Nuh-uh I met him he's about 6'3" and has a huge nigger dick in his pants. Was at a UFC in Toronto.

Misread, pic made me think Stallone. Joe wins again prime Dolph, again Joe trained in multiple styles and has real fighting ability. Stand up might be rough but Joe would just take him down and strangle him.

>Toronto
Never trust a Canadian.

Again, if we're talking a straight up fight a Jits black belt would bring him to the ground where his height and to a lesser extent weight wouldn't really matter anymore.

No that would be like when my nephew holds onto my leg and I walk around the living room with him. Rogan couldn't take down anyone bigger than an average Asian woman.

If your nephew swings up and smacks you in the nuts I bet you drop like a sack of potatoes and if he started to then kick you as hard as he could in the head I wonder how it would go. Don't underestimate someone based on height alone.

Oof @ this manlet cope

Dolph has never grappled in his life, Joe is short and powerful, he'd absolutely handle a tall lanky dude like that, they're easier to grapple than someone who is also short and strong.

Low blows are illegal pussy. Also little brother detected. Would give you endless noogies for a dick kick.

Wtf is jujutsi? Sounds like a fitness class between Zumba and taichi. Stallone would mog the fuck out of Rogaine.

>never been in a street fight
I hope neither of you ever are either or you're going to be humbled on a really rough way.

Dolph is 6'5 and approx 250lb, so he's only got a foot and about 50lbs on rogan, AND rogan is juiced to the gills and does a lot of cardio so Dolph would probably gas out a lot sooner.

I still give it to Rogan. But I understand where you're coming from. If he was fighting the mountain that rides then it would be more like a child trying to fight an adult.
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We are discussing a fictional professional fight not what you and your bf count as foreplay.

There's a point where height comes into play. Any lardass above 5'9" could hang with Rogan and even beat him. I fear what Dolph would do to him.
>Rogan rushes Dolph with manlet angst built up his entire life
>tries to use manlet martial arts to take him down
>fight resembles when Lisa charged at Sideshow Bob
>Dolph laughs and effortlessly kicks the little guy away
>delivers a right cross splitting Rogan's tiny skull in half
Fight over

rogan would literally wreck any fucking actor easily
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rogan would easily beat up "legends" like bruce lee or muhammad ali

Watch UFC 1. Royce Gracie beat Art Jimmerson, Ken Shamrock and Gerard Gordeau. A BJJ black belt beat 2 pure strikers and a roided out shoot fighter. Joe would easily win against Stallone and Lundgren.

That manlet couldn't beat up a middle school bully. Ali would actually murder him.

Stallone because Toe Rogaine is a manlet faggot like his faggy sycophants in this thread

> Any lardass above 5'9" could hang with Rogan and even beat him

t. never trained in his life

t. never grew above child-sized

that cunt would break you in half with a kick, fucking hell.