How do I write dialogue like him, bros?

Shove your head up your ass, and it will happen naturally.

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Have sex.

feet and black cock

first, come up with a rhytm of a conversation. Think about it, it'l click.

Basedboy leftists adore Tarantino though

But YOU will die.

But Quentin never has sex, he just invites women over to his place to jerk off while looking at their feet.

I fucking dare you to say his dialogue is not excellent. Say his movies are gay, whatever, but you CANNOT deny that he knows how to write an interesting conversation. There is no 2 ways about it you contrarian homos.

Autism

Secretly film teenagers having conversations and replace their names with your characters.

Try to do write like Billy Wilder, but every time you can't think of something clever, just say nigger

Conversations are useless if they're not advancing the plot.

That one scene in deathproof where all the girls are at the table talking about whatever the fuck is one of the most boring dialogue scenes in cinema history.

>Useless
No they’re not. If everything that is said between characters is for advancing the plot, the whole thing feels contrived.

based film school cuck

>says the retard writing a random word in ALL CAPS to express what he's saying is important

It's no surprise you are so easily impressionable.

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The trick to make a Tarantino movie is to put 90% of your effort into the intro. Fill the rest with 5% autistic drivel, and 5% pop culture references.

>Tricks are for kids
"Omg how does he do it?"

Wrong, it's also to flesh out characters and their relationships.

guess I'll jerk off again

you don't you write your own and if it's good you'll get somewhere

This

He can definitely write dialogue, but Once Upon a Time completely fell flat. There were many scenes, particularly in the first hour, which were uninteresting and derivative. Leo's conversation with the girl felt like another filmmaker.

this was so offhand it made me spit out my drink

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take something that makes you turn into a spastic

Before Sunrise, Before Sunset and Before Midnight are all fantastic films that are nothing but aimless conversations

by having fantasies of being cucked by Samuel L Jacksons BBC.

>BBF

posts like these are why i come back

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Just type words on a page. Just create a movie. Just simply replace every word Quintone wrote with a better word haha. Just write the best thing to ever exist, you fucking shit brained mongaloids hahahaha. Just simply decide to create the greatest thing that ever was or could be, FUCKING RETARDS HAHAHAHA , oooooOOOOROOOOOOO, OOOOREEeeeeeeeeee.

Don't go to film school. Go to films. 3:17.

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Watch each of his films and pause after a humorous conversation and analyze each funny moment and think about what makes it funny. Is it a play on words etc. Then look at the flow of the dialogue. How fast are the joke delivered and how long does it take for the scene to end. Soon you’ll find his rhythm. Also helps to use the word nigger.

Roll a nice fat foot and smoke it before you write

They are stage setting. Tarantino's philosophy is that people should feel certain ways at certain times in the movie, and the dialogue, like music or lighting, sets the mood for the scene.

>Mr Brown? That's too close to Mr Shit!

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Just write like you talk when you get drunk at parties and embarrass friends.

I don't get it guys

>only once
not going to make it

Create two good friends. Imagine their backstories. Let them meet and be going to do one thing together. Before they do it let them talk and reveal their backstories.

Then let one of them say "wait did you just say...". Let the friends find out from their talk that there is a little complication for their plan

This is frighteningly accurate. I have a problem.

He's talking about Hilary Clinton. She lost.

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Have a foot fetish

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Shove your head up your ass

A man of exquisite taste

Take your meds sperg

Get a load of fairly intelligent people (not pseuds) drunk and tape their conversations for inspiration

Wasn't said in Inglourious Basterds or Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

You want a piece of me tough guy?

It depends on what the characters are talking about. The conversations in Deathproof is anything but interesting.

Watch a shitzillion movies

I'll ass pound you into next tuesdey you thin lipped cock smeared fuck. I used to treat people like as a shitting hole. Back in my day we would beat you into wood pulp, you wom. I bet you thought you were clever, with that stupid look on your face.. I am a barrel chested freedom fighter, you shrimp twig brine slurping mongaloid..

Best part of deathproof was the two dudes trying to get themselves invited to the lake house
Entire second half of the movie should have followed those two guys starting before the night at the bar (non chronological storytelling what a surprise), extra footage of them at the bar and THEN it follows those two investigating the girls death, talking to the detective and son #1 and the final act of the movie is them trying to hunt down Stuntman Mike and kill him
Something like that
Imo a way better movie than that boring af SECOND group of girls. I found the first group interesting desu

This. Also a big spoonful of autism.

since this thread has been up i've been trying to rewrite the immortal Plane Scene in Tarantino style
i can't fucking do it
can any other redditors here do that?

Amerikanisches Olympia-Gold lässt sich mit Negerschweiss aufwiegen

> Listen. Are you telling me if I take that mask of your head, you'll fucking die?
> I'll hurt a lot is all I'll say
> I'm sure you could handle it
> No. Not me. You

Sounds pretty based, how can you not like him?

No one in particular likes Tarantino, just autistic contrarian zoomers or plebs hate him which doesn't make sense; Tarantino is essentially an autistic, savant level director. Literally has an IQ of 160, why would other autists hate him so much? I guess they're just insecure.

Exactly, anyone who says he can't write is essentially braindead

Y I K E S holy fuck, the ultimate filtered™

OUATIH at it's most simplistic is essentially a QT film in a Linklater film.

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Sheev?

Write your script, print it out, pin the entire thing to the wall page by page, buy yourself 200 darts and throw them at the pages randomly.
At each point a dart lands you insert the word Nigger. If two darts land next to each other creating a double nigger effect you instead have earned yourself the right to use your power up and interject “MOTHERFUCKER” into the script.

Call me a pleb, but why are his scripts considered good?

I tried reading the Double Indemnity script and it was full of block of texts. Fucking unbearable.

Go watch movies but never film school

Why do I enjoy slice of life anime so much? Movies don't have to have a plot, that is a jewish myth

plot is true aryan storytelling, character-driven is jewish propaganda

develop assburgers

Spoken like a true capitalist drone

Quentin has 200 iq and super memory. He prob watched over 10k flicks.
You cant write like he does, almost nobody can.

>Wasn't said in Inglourious Basterds
yes it was