He was a skater boi

ITT: songs that could not be made in 2019

Fucking classic

It's in past tense

>Girls lisa, boys kiss girls

My brother had his schizophrenia diagnosed based on his delusion that he was going to marry Avril Lavigne as well as reveal a great prophecy as the second coming of Christ.
He sits at his subsidized home now arguing with conspiracy theorists on Youtube all day. His medication makes him unable to participate in normal society.

Prime Avril was an absolute top tier qt and absolutely no one can disagree with that!!FACT!!!

My mom is delusional and think she's Pink
Unironically
It's actually really horrible

post gender rock, or
>xe was a boy (girl)
>xe was a girl (boy)
esoteric gender rock?

Pink as in the colour of like P!nk the musician
You have my attention

my brother is a fag every family has its problems

Damn. I miss thinking what the world would be like when i was in middleschool

>tfw you're the weirdo of the family

Dear God I want to go back to those simpler times

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The musician
She thinks she used to do acrobatics and performances and shit and tells people that's her in youtube videos (it is very plainly not, I luv me mum but shes been fat her whole life)

I definitely am. My family isn't that close though we all live far away and only really see eachother on Thanksgiving and Christmas. My wife's family is a lot more tightly knit so that's where I do "family stuff" nowadays.

My dad is a narcissist who gives no fucks about anyone but himself.

My mum is a hermit who is also narcissistic.

I love her.

SNEED WAS A FEED AND SEED,
CHUCK SAID "I'M A FUCK AND SUCK",
HE DIDN'T FLY SO FUCKING GOOD!
NOW HE'S A HIRED GUN,
GRABBING YOUR PRIZE FROM PLANES,
DOES YOUR AGENT FACE SEE WHAT HE'S WORTH?

never heard this song before
it's trash

She said CIA der buoy?

DId she ever go nude?

Zoomers arrived five seconds apart

TRIPS OF TRUTH BUT A COMMENT OF LIES
I'LL SUCK YA DICK IF YA NIBBLE THESE THIGHS!

I remember rumors that she died and was replaced by a doppelgänger. I never looked into it tho

zoomer

It's a cheesy song but it's fun to listen to.

Sk8ter Boy and Carlton's Thousand Miles were my favourite QT songs of that time.

fucken zoomer

she got so famous despite being so decidedly average in her guitar skills
but i guess that's her shtick, simple to play guitar songs so any 13 year old girl can play it as well

i think Grind came out around that time too.

i became a skater at that moment in hopes of finding a girlfriend who looked like avril.

it never happened though :-(

>tfw used to be a skater
>never met cute girls, only junkies and posers
>tfw tomboy skater gf

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That's unfortunate
Has she attempted these acrobatics in person?
He only seems like a narcissist because you are unintelligent and have no marketable skills. I had friends with the same problem, always turned out they were useless fucks.

She got replaced by a clone. Just like Miley.

She was one of the factors leading to pop punk's death.

Avril warned us all not tp make things complicated? But did we listen?

No.

That is why we are where we are now.

fag

>poker face was 10 years ago

Irony is she was always a better country performer than any rock.

SORRY CHUCK BUT YOU GOT FUCKED,
WELL FEED SEED THAT SNEED'S MINE NOW,
WE ARE MORE THAN HIRED GUNS,
THIS IS HOW THE FLIGHT PLAN ENDS!
TOO BAD THAT YOU COULDN'T SEED,
SEED AND FEED THAT SNEED COULD BE!
THERE IS MORE THAN GRABBING PRIZE,
I SEE THE PAIN BEHIND THE MASK!

There were some leaks. She has a hairy chest.

FUCK

all my family have their head screwed and have families of their own. i'm a bisexual who can't keep a relationship together even with men or women and fucked my head up big time through drugs

Exactly

Avril Unit 2.

>He was a chuck
>She was a sneed

She was married to the lead singer of this band for awhile.

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you virgin

She had a topless pic leak. Beautiful tits.

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Bovril Ravine

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it's like beef tea

poser music for fucking posers. this is when "mom's minivan" kids started being able to buy shit like spikey collars and studded belts at their local JC Penny. I fucking hated you cunts. Old Navy-wearing fucking faggots.

if you were an actual skater (AKA not some fat fuck in huge pants that didn't even skate) you would have had no problem.

Based and redpilled

imagine being such a fucking queer you actually care what type of pants other people wear lmao

When that song first came out I thought "Poker Face" was a pun on "Poke Her Face", like Lady Gaga was talking about getting facefucked. I'm a married man now, but goddamn would I have given it to Lady Gaga. I mean all over; mouth, ass, you name it. I'd have fucked her good, made her scream out. Made her feed and seed, Sneed! Haha, fuck you, you fucking faggot. That's right, bitch nigga, it's a fucking Sneedpost you fucking cuckold. You started reading a post about Lady Gaga and now it's turned into some stupid fucking Sneedpost, you useless fucking cockholster. I'm literally jacking myself off right now thinking about your rage, about how angry you are to have read all the way through this, the embarrassment and humiliation, and the inevitable (You)s. Keep crying, you fucking faggot. I'll fuck your faggot ass, bitch, and I'll make you clean my dick with your tongue. Yeah, that's right, I'll poke your face.

For me? It's Natasha Bedingfield
youtube.com/watch?v=eAOdlgFJDAI

Don't you have some law classes to take, Stevo?

Me? I'd have to say it's Dido
youtube.com/watch?v=PSu5nAQ7uZw

Jem for me
youtube.com/watch?v=usskBq3DNH4

Absolutely still would

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...

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NOOOOOOOOO
STAY AWAY

>not youtube.com/watch?v=FKgxkxbxI7Q

>in 4 months this decade will be over

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Sexy

Nah, she's still slim. This is her like two weeks ago

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Yup
i.imgur.com/dM8HJ7G.jpg

avril lavigne, like all cute white girls, loves the asian sensation

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big asian dicks for cute white chicks

I remember when this song came out, I 11 and thought it was so cool. I wanted to be a guy a girl would make a song about. I wanted to be wanted like that.

I had no idea life would turn out the way it did. Rather confining compared to the open possibilities you have as a kid. Sad.

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damn

>gets BTFO by her brother after making fun of him
youtube.com/watch?v=-Z3gfHfuaVY
youtube.com/watch?v=0WxDrVUrSvI

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cute!!

>I had no idea life would turn out the way it did.
Let me guess. Your job's a joke, you're broke, and your love life's DOA?

She's married to Chad Kroeger who has a legendarily gigantic dong.

All she wanted was for him to get out of his room and achieve. And after getting roasted like that he did. We could all use a sister like Lily.

Yeah, feels like I'm always stuck in second gear.

MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

song of the decade imho
that woman is talented, but as they say in the entertainment sphere: looks, talent, popularity - choose 2 of 3

I like

>implying the marilyn manson / kittie fans were any cooler.

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A cute!

>shills for diversity
>lives in the cotswolds which is one of the whitest places in the whole of the uk

Mods wtf. Rules 1 and 2.

haha imagine if you had an evil vindictive sister like Lilly Allen who bullied you lol

it's way worse when you have a wife that loves you and a child that smiles and runs up to you when you get home, there's just no fucking time to masturbate.

MOOOODSSS

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they broke up a long time ago sweetie.

avril lavigne has been spending plenty of time in asian countries getting RICED

her sister got impregnated by an asian guy

No, but she almost died from Lyme's disease.
Then after she recovered she had an epiphany and started saying that it was God who saved her and all that.

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Nah I was relatively riding high up until a year ago, decent solid 5 figure job been laid with maybe 8 different girls. I had been working out nearly 2 years and was just on the edge of really having it all come together.

Then I had a serious injury 12 months ago couldn't walk for 6 months, lost my job 6 months ago been unemployed since then.

Been a hard year f@m tbqh. Good news I think I'll et a god job offer next week and i can start working out and eating healthy again instead of being a fuckin loser. My bros on Yea Forums have helped get me through it.

Not enough twitter screencapping for you faggots?

I want to read these fucking mags

Other than avril, which of these girls did you like as a kid boomers?

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beautiful

My brother too. Though I go out of my to socialize him as best I can. We do a lot of pokemon go.

>it was God who saved her
But then who was lyme disease?

Dude, she's married to a guy called literally Chad.

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>60% threads are off-topic
>95% posts are off-topic
>99% posts could legit be reported for extremely low quality

I have literally never heard of Kittie before. How strange. I guess they never got across the atlantic?

fuck off faggot

xena and sailor moon
also shout out to the powerpuff girls

>tfw no psycho goth metal band to dom me

I want to go back to when goth was a thing. Even emo. We made fun of them. We had no idea how good we had it. Those girls were cool. Now we have trannies and SJWs.

youtube.com/watch?v=r3ThppM3IhA
youtube.com/watch?v=bMsmnyLGJBA

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Sauce

avril
daria
that babysitter from fairly odd parents
buttercup from powerpuff girls

>t. 28 yo boomer

God, I wish.

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they divorced bud.

also, just because she got married to chad, it doesn't mean she hasn't been RICED plenty of times

>tfw used to have a big titted emo girlfriend who used to self harm

I got banned for replying to a little mermaid thread
Im not against having fun. I used to have fun with everyone.
Now i wanna see if the mods care or what.

Based and redpilled.

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fuck off normie

muh dick

my first gf senior year of high school in 2008 wasn't goth strictly speaking, but she was "alt" and worse fox racing hoodies and wore studded belts and had a nice butt. Fugged her many times, was nice.

that's canada in general, turns out if you're white and you grow up with asians you're more likely to date one

You reap what you sow asshole.
>we made fun of them

I hope you enjoy sjw crap, rap and trannies everywhere

I guarantee I've been on Yea Forums longer than you faggot.

No. If the mods wanna ban for off topic stuff then dont be a hypocrite guy

My goodness that was 5 years ago.
Anyway, I don't mind. I wreck more Asian pussy than a Beijing restaurant. What comes around is around

Good luck bro. You’re gonna make it

she was "bisexual" as well so we used to take turn making out with her other emo friends
makes sad that i'll never kiss 6 different girls in one single day every again

Cordelia from Buffy, if you recognize even half of those cartoons you're not a boomer.

*crack*
*sip*

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congrats on that claim to fame faggot, why dont you go hang out with your work friends after you post more about your daily diary on here

You reminded me of the time I had a clear opening to have a threesome with my GF and her 9.5/10 friend

GOD

FUCKING

DAMNIT WHAT WAS I FUCKING THINKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ARE YOU READY TO BE LIBERATED
WHY THE FUCK ARE THE OFFICIAL YOUTUBE VIDEOS SO FUCKING LOW RES

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it's not too late hit them up on msn

We don't know how good we have it until we lose it.

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2004-2010 was a great time to be in grade school.

youtube.com/watch?v=z-9ztEl6VNQ

The 00's were FUCKING based. Being a teenager in those years was kino, I miss it lads.

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Gives them that authentic VHS look

for me it was cate blanchett in thor catching mjolnir and smirking
it took a 50 year old actress to awaken my goth/punk/scene fetish like 15 years too late

you live and learn
my ex's hot friend used to fancy me and always asked me to fuck her behind my girlfriends back. if i knew my ex was gonna turn into a complete bitch i would have done it.

Xena, Charmed, Spies, Sabrina and Sakura. Also turned out i'm a fag desu.

Who else remembers leaving edgy away messages middle/high school on AIM with song lyrics from brand new, alkaline trio, death cab, etc.

I MISS ITTTTTTTTTT

Punk girls still exist, they are all over Tinder, but you need to share some hobbies and music tastes to connect if you don't know each other from the start.

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But I want to see her luscious tummy goddammit.

He was a Sneedy boi
Chuck said see you later store
It fucked and sucked enough for him

>when I think about all the goth, emo, and sk8r girl pussy skater-chads got to fuck in their teenage years

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Avril Lavigne had possibly the cutest tummy i've ever seen.

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>AIM
MSN for me

nvm you just reminded me why i never went for them back then

My gf used to be an emo kid and I wasn't into any of that stuff.
We bonded mostly because we both liked Devil May Cry and she invited me to her home to play together.

>mfw I missed all those prime emo twink cuties
Not like i'd have a chance but still

Myspace allowed you to put songsin your profile.

that girl looks 1000000% more fun and cool than the average roastie sjw

Still would, not even gonna lie

I fucked the redhead in the back of their tour van in 2003, tru fax

Fuck. I hate to say this, but when you're right you're right. It's become politically incorrect to even talk about boys and girls as if they were the only two halves of the human species.

Why the fuck does she have all that shit on her wrist

Will there be zoomers who are nostalgic about the 10's like we are? What would they even remember? I guess some can remember drumpfs election, but to half that's a horror story. What else was there but misery

i was an indie kid at the time but all the emos confused me for one of them.

It was a thing back then to have like your arms littered with those.

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Shyamalan twist: everyone is schizo but your brother. He really is engaged to Avril Lavigne.

Whenever I heard this song I imagined that Avril had kidnapped the first girlfriend and had her tied up and was singing it to her to rub it in because she's extremely jealous and possessive.

Then when the lyric comes around about "this is how the story ends" is just before she murders her.

it's how you hide your wrist scars

Is this what hell is?

I met a black emo girl on Bebo, who was probably some fat pedo. Also a really cute Australian swimmer girl that I even exchanged numbers with, but we never talked because it was too expensive. I sometimes wonder about the Aussie girl, if she kept competing. I can only remember he nickname so I can't look her up.

Butterface, desu

terrorism being a thing in their entire lives and they'll think airport security and TSA was always this anal

They'll remember their twitch streamers.

Poser

they made movies about the 70s and 80s (shit like dazed and confused)

will there be movies about the 00s and all the hot emo chicks from back then?

bobba

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it was a different time

I Stan this hot take.

Jesus fuck im glad that's out of style.

>zoomers will look back with fond memories at other peoples reactions to things

Avril Lavigne was obviously a neo-nazi.

HE WAS A KEK,
SHE SNEEDED CHUCK,
CAN I FUCK AND SUCK AT THE FEED AND SEED?
HE HIRED GUNS,
SHE CRASHED HIS PLANE,
BUT SECRETLY SHE WORE THE MASK AS WELL!
ALL THE BIG GUYS,
WATCHED THE FIRE RISE,
THEY HAD A PROBLEM WITH GRABBING THE PRIZE!

What are you, some wrist-fetishist?

You utter faggot

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That would probably expose her self-harm scars.

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i don't just miss cute emo girls i miss the cute emo boys as well.

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IT'S A DAMN COLD NIGHT

For Whales James?

youtube.com/watch?v=6yP4Nm86yk0

ARE THEY OR AREN'T THEY

I mean, those girls used a ton of makeup, but at least it was cute.

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I fucked a girl that was pretty much as scene as she could have been. Great lay, terrible person.

>man of taste, etc
I think the first gay porn I watched was with emo twinks, certainly gave me a fetish for them desu.

the ginger was straight
the other one was bi but despises gay/bi men

big fag

No I love bracelets and watches, that's just disgustingly overdone like that style of wearing shirts that are 4 sizes too big and shorts that are essentially just baggy pants

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No, four hundred pounds.

bruh zoomers grew up on this song.

soulja is an icon, fuck off

it's just sad that there none of it around any more and the last of the emo twinks vids which were made are around 10 years old

back when mr. marcus was still in the porn industry and wasn't a fucking careless dope spreading STDs around, he did a funny scene involving an emo couple.

he stole the girlfriend of some white emo twink and fucked the shit out of her.

that was probably the first cuckold porn i ever saw

Yea Forums should be deleted instead.

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I miss when Yea Forums had girls like this lurking around.

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>2002 was almost 20 years ago

the internet has destroyed time

Music after the mid-90's is not worth listening to. Sorry millennials.

>that was probably the first cuckold porn i ever saw

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It was a very varied pool of girls.
Some were just dumb, and others were trashy as hell.

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I miss when you could go into chat rooms and talk to girls. Even people for that matter

Now, holy fucking aids up my asshole

How many of these bad boys did you shill out for?

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i was in napanee a month or two ago and i decided to get pizza. the place was decorated with photos of avril since she worked there apparently. it was seriously the worst pizza i've ever had in my life.

SAME.

how do I go back? I miss being a 24 year old boomer banging this critters every other night. we didn't even need tinder.

Sounds fucking based to me

I used to speak to this chubby yank emo girl from Arizona who used to send me tit pic. met her on yahoo chat

bro she was trashy as shit. She picked up used butts off the ground tpb style

-_-

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>filename

kek

Holy shit

The hairstyles really started getting out of control in the late 2000s.
Should have kept the typical emo hair.

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roxy red is now a tranny

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Still too slim, sadly.

HE WAS A PIZZA BOY
SHE SAID SEEYA LATER BOY
THERE WASN'T ENOUGH FOOD FOR HER

right is still cute as fuck

God, peak Avril was so extraordinarily fuckable. I don’t even like girls, but I’d cock her so bad

I can't even say they were taken for granted because they still showed tits and jammed permanent markers up their assholes on Yea Forums. But God do I miss it.

WHEN I WAS

FUCK TRANNIES! They should stop brainwashing qt twinks into becoming like them.

Yeah, reminds me of when I had one of those girls and I slept with her for the first time, waking up and seeing her like that.
It was so fucking cute.

Story?

Yea Forums used to be fun
the fuck happened over there?

they're on /soc/

She still is, she's just full mommy now.

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I forgot all about Kittie.....

>/soc/ girls
Even /pol/ has cuter girls.

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Zoomer nostalgia for late 00s-early 10s things like Minecraft, cool math games, party rock anthem, wii sports, lego star wars, ninjago, icarly, etc. already exploded on the internet (pic related).

You may cringe though, but remember that gen xers older than you probably thought the same about your Pokemon nostalgia, that it was cringe to them.

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does Yea Forums even have a space program any more?

>people who grew up listening to Avril Lavigne calling others zoomers
fucking kek

youtube.com/watch?v=foyAOoVagWw

I loved her in that shitty dracula movie.

I had a scene gf. They were just so much fun. They were just carefree and about having fun.
The first time we made out was while listening to No More Tears by Ozzy.
The last 3 chicks I've been with are into trap shit and are on their phone checking social media half the time and political about every damn thing, not a single opinion they have is their own.

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youtube.com/watch?v=zMbIipvQL0c

She is hot as fuck

He was a Sneed she was a Feed

Tenche Muyo
Real recognize real

this is honestly a great fucking song.

good riddance

lady gaga more like lady gaygay lmao checkmate femenests

ok the beginning is a bit fucking sappy but after that it's good shit

They're still the same horny faggots I remember back in 2007. Granted the lulz department is lacking, but the OC nudes still flow like a river.

Thank god.
Fuck the 2010s.

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In 3 months 9/11 babies are legal

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youtube.com/watch?v=jJpAAWpip0c

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wtf where does that gun come from

It's attached to a ring she has.

party rock anthem is a BOOMER song, not a zoomer song

every thread is more or less a porn thread on there
i didn't mind the odd trap thread now and again but they're constant now

WTF I have a boner now.

Becoming an adult is just terrible.
And people wonder why so many refuse to grow up.

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>The last 3 chicks I've been with are into trap shit
the music genre or dudes pretending to be girls?