When a youtube documentary has more tension then most modern day films

>When a youtube documentary has more tension then most modern day films

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I have no buddies but I would if I had

Yeah, i miss it tbqh

>;_;

Robert truly is the most tragic man in history. A man who lives with demons keeping them at bay for they would break free if he were dead.
I still believe Robert is the true hero.

Yes it was fun

This "documentary" was the most anti white shit I've seen in years. Literally nothing but white incel neckbeards interviewed by a smug onions hipster.

And yet they came out more likeable than ian. They need eachother.

Harkonnen with a lightsaber

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I wanted to but I had no friends as a kid

>QUIT USING FULL FORCE

>not a single person links it
You guys are niggers

based

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yes, nerf wars too

Wait..huts have little legs?

youtube.com/watch?v=HfwPL-bd_mk
Here ya go, user :>

>being this obsessed with race
go back

Robert is the anti hero. His mission is to protect the world from his visions of fire and chaos. He is tortured by it. It is his destiny to kill fatty to stop the vision becoming reality. Unknowingly for Robert it is Fatty's death that causes Mike to build a great fire that burns Robert and battle Creek to the ground, fulfilling Roberts prophecy of destruction.

self fulfilling prophecy
damn
absolute kino

i live in battle creek AMA

Is it really so much of a shithole as it seems?

Whats the deal with the weather in the video? Looks like it could either be january or mid july.

Two of my friends and I would until around 13 then we thought we were too old to do it. One time in college during a winter break we ended up having another mock fight. We had a blast. That was nearly a decade ago. Now I haven't even seen those guys in years.

do u live in battle creek?

Hutts don't have legs, this gigachad got robotic legs so he can be mobile.

>weak effete string bean
>autistic fatty

americans are all over the place

How the FUCK did Robert destroy the mic?

how is the downtown

no was just about to say that. its pretty standard middle america shit, a decent chunk of white trash, some minority crime areas, and then normal people.

Michigan has weird pockets of real redneck white trash like fatty, while still having a wealthy suburb population surrounding it.

Michigan weather is really effected by the Lake, so you'll see some wacky shit. I actually couldn't really tell when they visited there..it's usually pretty sunny all summer but winer/early spring can be pretty grey like that.

pulled from the other thread

Well Mike is obviously part of Robert's vision in some way. Mike is a pyromaniac and Robert talks about a vision of flames and hearing laughter that isn't his own.
Robert tells us that the world would be fucked without him, but then says the source of the laughter is *his* demon. While it's possible he's talking about a literal demon inside of him, I think it's more likely that he's speaking in the abstract. Mike is *his* demon, and the world would be fucked if he weren't there to offer him nutty bars.
This probably somehow relates to the stranger Robert met in the middle of Arizona, but what that connection is I'm not sure

Idk it's a lot to think about

The inside of his house is filled with highly concentrated dark energy, it destroyed the mic instantly.

>their favorite star wars films are the prequels
what the fuck

the plinkett memes were true

it was KILL by DEMONS

>I heard laughter
>But it wasn't my own
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You should bring fattys cat ice cream

>Then John was a zombie

Someone link whatever the fuck this is

>an entire continent home to over 30 million people from across the entire planet has a diversity in body types
Wow, so this is the power of European education?

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It's right here

>walks inside to kick dog and lock it in a room
>mic cable gets tangled
>immediately smashes the mic into the wall full force
simple.

Stop being retarded on purpose.

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Cope.

Coping with the fact you ironic retards don't exist is impossible

Robert is a full on psycopath. Fatty just wants to hang out with is friends and make videos together.

why not use the force to activate the lightsabers on his neck and pull them inward?

How is Fatty so into pot but can’t pull a bowl? Must be some moldy shit

for maybe three weeks when i was into star wars before the phantom menace came out. My friend was really into star wars and wanted to play that shit nonstop. was into it briefly and it went away.

Holy fucking kino

Do you guys know people like this in real life?
Where I went to high school we had a decent amount of hicks.
This whole documentary felt all too real.
I kinda feel bad for the hicks that were smart, like maybe 1 or 2 of them, because despite being pretty intelligent there's not a lot they can do to help their situation.

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Why not use the force to suffocate anyone they come across? Why not use the force to break limbs or snap necks? Why not use the force to make someone shot themselves in the head? Why not use the force to scramble someone's brain inside their own head?

Its not the Jedi way, dude.

Chaotic energy from his demon most likely.

Yes. I remember the time my whole neighbourhood got together with all of our lightsabers and did a sith vs jedi nevereneding battle. We had two leaders for each team that went and revived everyone they found that was dead, so everyone had a new sparring partner. I carried around my shitty camera recording what I was doing, basically like what fatty does. It was really fun. I hope kids still do it.

>no visible damage on the mic
A full force blown from robert would destroy the mic beyond recognition. Think again.

A lot growing up, my last time was as a teen and this slightly autistic kid wanted to stick fight. I thought it was just for fun but soon I was defending for my life while he swung full force for my head. Hung up the stick after that close call.

Your right the demon in Robert's dream isn't his, its actually Mike. Here's the theory One day Robert will have a psychotic break down and go to Fatties house with intent to do harm and the most EPIC duel will follow, heaven and hell will clash many cats will perish and so will our hero Fattie but before Robert can harm anymore autismos Mike will arrive and in a cool rage kill Robert but as the prophecy foretells upon Roberts death Mike being broken by the loss of his childhood friends will bring about a fire that consumes the world.

>30 million
kek

I doubt it.

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Check out Dr. Danglers on Youtubes.

Quads checked. Lol imagine forgetting to type another 0 I feel dumb now.

can you guys go on a 1v1 against Robert?

Literally everyone in the video was white tho

Not after what he did to that poor soul in Arizona.

Is your name Robert?

youtu.be/CvhchxHUCA0
youtu.be/tTdiNsLNa00

Mike is based

I don't think he's an actual psycho. He seemed legitimately sad when talking about how Fatty mistreated him

I was in northern indiana once (literally 10 mins from michigan) and I figured autumn would be really nice because it seemed like there were alot of trees. Is this not the case?

Crocodile tears. If anything it makes him more of a psychopath. He legitimately displays psychopathic traits.

it's pretty fucking sad that the whenever he was on screen i was wishing i was half as cool as him, a quite possible mentally retarded hick

>getting mistreated by a massively obese guy
not possible

What was Mike doing during the final duel? He was off to the side of the road.

I don't think he even has anything wrong with him, I just think he might just be overwhelmingly kind

>that smug face Ian made when fatty and Robert revealed their favorite Star Wars was ROTS
What did he mean by that?

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He was ready to use his flame alchemy if Robert was killed and his demon was unleashed.

Trust me user you aren't alone

>he seemed legitimately sad when talking about how fatty mistreated him
You mean when he was blatantly lying about how fatty "mistreats" him?

>You'll always be a brother

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his own thing

RLM needs fatty and robert on for a best of the worst episode.

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fatty is a pretty well known liar too

If God is real, he'll get to make one for Chris Chan

I think he was trying to contain himself. The nutty bar calmed him down... it's a ritual sacrifice pact made between Robert and Mike.

After Fatty's mom said Robert probably killed someone and during his interview about a sword fight with a guy in the middle of arizona I was busting up laughing like an idiot

it was a funny coincidence that they both enjoyed the exact same thing as fatty earlier specified his favourite part being the obiwan vs anakin fight and robert later says the same. it was a cute moment desu

He could be a popular guy and get laid if he knew how Gucci he is
I lost my best friend to dope recently and this line hit me hard

>guy HAS to live in order to protect the world from a deadly fate and will do anything to survive
>including killing his old friend
Any films with this trope? That's so fucking good

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i can't belive i watched the whole thing.

Is this Dunkey? What’s the context?

actual lies and slander

Everyone coughs with bongs. Fucking everyone dude. It’s like pouring arsenic down your lungs.

/gif/ found a cuck video. The cuck behind the camera sounds just like videogamedunkey with the woman vaguely looking like his wife.

heroin

Was this confirmed? So hot if true

Not much. I had a couple friends who really wanted to fight with sticks but I think my upbringing and my genetics predisposed me to be a total pussy. I almost never do anything aggressive unless I'm on drugs or trying to impress a girl.

A video went around of his girlfriend fucking a black guy so he was trying to take all the videos down. I think they both said it was faked anyways, like that James Charles sex tape.

That's pretty risqué!

In addition to all this, Mike probably wears that jacket deliberately. Exactly why is up for interpretation. While it could be to keep Robert's power at bay, I think it's more likely that it keeps his own destructive tendencies dormant. This indicates that Mike is probably aware of Robert's prophecy and that the prophecy of fire emerges from the demon inside of him.

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did you learn that at the armchair psychology school?

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Really? I've only smoked jays and I've used a pipe. Are bongs that much worse?

But he made a smug face when fatty first admitted it was his favorite SW movie. Before they even spoke to Robert

>everyone coughs with bongs

Maybe your pussy crew does. I pull multiple packed bowls a day no problem and have for years. I’m not proud of it but why smoke if it sucks like that, git gud

Robert just wanted to play games and hang with his bro fatty, but once again the devils lettuce takes another soul and turns them into a fat degenerate that provides nothing to society.

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Making sure nothing got out of hand. Robert was taunting fattie a lot but probably withheld a lot of his power just because he was in Mike's presence

Either you're baiting me or have incredibly low IQ. You really think Robert wasn't saying that Fatty bullies him to gain pity?

If you don’t know how to smoke them they suck but if you can pull them there’s no better way to toke

maybe if it's your first time after that you never cough

you're sick bro

no, infact most fat people are bad people that project their fat useless life on everybody else

with our dicks, yes

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this, also most jews are bad people too

>robert 4 secs later: hey mike here you take this candy bar, Id rather you have it instead of the fat fuck that just called me a brother and loves candy bars

I own a bong. Granted I rarely use it but even my pothead druggie brother coughs like a motherfucker every time he hits it.

>when the glitter bomb goes off

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Nigga, you gay.

I live in Ann Arbor and I'm taking a train to Fattys to ask for my nutty bar.

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I didn't have friends or swords, so I just pretended to have them by myself

Im sure. But its very clear that Tobet was lying avout fatty mistreating him. In other words fatty doesnt mistreat him, robert was just trying to do anything he could to paint fatty as the bad guy

never bothered thinking about it this much xd

so becasue your friend is a pussy that can't smoke that means everyone must cough?

look at dis pussy nigga ahaha