trashing the theater: absolutely necessary, or just a good idea?
Trashing the theater: absolutely necessary, or just a good idea?
>mfw wagie sits in my piss
Yes, wagies need to learn the value of hardwork and I am here to teach them!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Could literally clean that up in 2 minutes
You're gonna earn that dollar wagie!
Seeing this just makes me want to leave trash behind
why would someone throw a $50 bucket of popcorn on the ground?
where the FUCK do you live where popcorn is $50 a bucket?
I need to move there, because thats cheap as fuck for theatre popcorn...
westerners are so soft and entitled they think grabbing some trash and throwing it in a bag and working a broom is hard work, what a bunch of faggot babies
if you have to ask you can never understand
Wagie wagie, time for cagie
Kinoplex calls, dont be lazy
Clean the bathrooms, clean the stalls
Clean the poop dicks from the walls
Someone pissed inside the bin
Toilet's backing up again
Plunge them wagie, up and down
Lose your job if seen to frown
Time to clean the seats a floor
A never ending wagie chore
All is sticky, wet, and vile
Clean it wagie, with a smile
Something smells, you take a look
And see a turd smashed under foot
You hear a cackle near the door
A neet is laughing more and more
He smugly turns and gives a wave
Clean it up, you wagie slave!
based
if I managed this theater I would fire him for posting this
clean it up wagie!
>bring in food from outside the theater
>leave trash in seat at end of movie
>forced to clean up wrappers and drinks they don't even sell
Oh wagie.......
people are paid to clean it up
what bitch just clean it up its yer fucking job wagie
>please don't give us a reason to keep our jobs
???
This. Literally everyone has to do this for free and these faggots are complaining about getting paid for it.
>forced to clean up wrappers and drinks they don't even sell
Why would anyone care about that?
it's funny, American teenagers get paid more to clean up popcorn and discarded mars bars wrappers than a computer tech gets paid in your country
Cold buttery popcorn tastes like shit, so you throw it on the ground when it gets cold.
Mix it with some soda first so it gets sticky and harder to clean up. Shittypissies as I call em.
>oh no i have to pick up trash in a movie theater my life is terrible
Put some gloves on you pussy.
To send a message
I usually take my damascus steel knife, cut a slit into the seat cushion and ram all my trash into the seat for wagie to clean up. I'll leave a quarter of my large soda just to dump into there as well. Some other patrons try to chastise me but because of my size they back down pretty quick. Wagie wagie don't be lazy, pick my trash and don't go crazy. No respect for these shysters cucks.
There is something so satisfying about taking your cold popcorn halfway through the movie, and just flipping that motherfucker upside down.
>pissing on the door handle
What a madman, he even played himself